Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Aug 27, 2009 22:28:30 GMT -5
Single's Match With Major Implications
Spike West vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith
The match started with Crazy Boy in control, but West reversed a hurricanrana into a powerbomb and then went in control. Spike went for the Burning Hammer, but Crazy Boy reversed it and sent Spike outside, then dived onto him with a suicide dive. Spike and Crazy Boy continued to battle outside so long they ignored the count and got double counted out. Spike and Tyrone continued to brawl on the outside until security broke them up.
Draw Due to Double Count Out
Decimation Switcheroo Match 1
Harold Campbell vs. Primal
Harold Campbell starts out going crazy! Throwing fists all over Primal. Primal backs into a corner where the ref separates the two and Primal uses the opening to get the upper hand. After he pounds on Harold for the next few minutes, Harold reverses a clothesline by throwing Primal out of the ring and then as he "recovers" in the corner he takes off the top turnbuckle. When Primal returns, he takes a few licks, then he blocks a move that would have sent him into the corner and gains the upper hand again. However, Jason runs down and distracts Primal long enough for Harold to toss him into the corner and get a quick roll up for the one two three!
Winner: Harold Campbell
"Mr. Happy" by ICP plays as Mr. Happy comes prancing out onto the stage, shaking two bottles of Root Beer Faygo soda. He gets about half way down the stage before he pops the cap on one and sprays the crowd on either side of the stage. Mr. Happy then rolls in under the bottom ropes, popping the cap on the other bottle and chugging the entire thing before throwing the empty bottle out into the crowd.
Cole: .....
King: What?
Cole: Surprised it's taken you this long to diss mr. happy
King: Tara dissed him far enough. Plus all he needs to do is look in a mirror since that's the only time we can really see what I and her find funny
I'm to sexy for my shirt.. Sexy Jason comes out from the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and get ready for his match
King: You know what.... I'm just going to be silent for this match. Read a magazine, catch up on my internet porn.
Cole: Good. We don't need you anyways.
King: I will say this, xhf nailed this match. Switcheroo, happy wants to be like jason and jason doesn't want to be like happy.
Decimation Switcheroo Match 2
Mr. Happy vs. Sexy Jason
Happy doesn't like anything jason stands for. So he doesn't have a problem coming right out of the gate and jabbing him in the eye. Which gets the referee on his case. Jason returns the favor and now the referee is on his back. They both then flick each other in the eye. The referee yells at them both, while jason walks into giant hip toss from happy. Happy jumps on jason... 1...2.... and a kickout. Happy close from winning and letting the referee know he cost him. Happy whips jason off the ropes, as jason returns he bends down. Jason stops as happy was about to back body drop him. Jason knees him in the face, happy picks his head up and a sexy little pose form jason. Before he dropkicks him in the jaw. Happy falls back.... but hits the ropes and returns with his own dropkick. It connects with jason, as jason just falls down to mat and rolls out of the ring. Jason pounds on the mat in anger. Happy launches himself off the ropes and is about to fly when jason dives. Happy stays in the ring, jason looks foolish as he smacks the floor.
Cole: Alot of offensive in this one early
King: .....
Cole: Keeping your word I see
Jason tells the ref to back him up. As he does, happy pushes the referee out of the way and kicks the middle rope. Thus banging off jason 's manhood. He falls in the ring holding himself, while happy jumps for the cover. 1...2... and a kickout. Not down and out yet, as jason gets his shoulder up. Happy picks him up, throws him off the ropes and pulls him back for a clothesline. Jason ducks and hits a clothesline in the back of happy's head. Happy bends down, jason hooks the head and down with a bulldog. Jason gets down on one knee and flexes to the world. Then makes the cover... 1... and a kickout.
Cole: Showboating is best saved for after the match.
King: Sure.
Cole: You are keeping your word.
King: I can't stand these guys.
Jason flips happy over and tries to get him in a camel clutch. As he locks it in, looking for happy to tap out. Happy fights it, he starts to break it and lift jason in the air. As jason is in the air on his shoulders, jason pounds on his head. He slides off and hits a ddt, happy topples right on his head. Jason shocked goes for another cover... 1...2... and a kickout. Jason shakes his head, looking at the slob that is happy he doesn't understand. He jumps at his legs trying to lock in something, he's looking for a figure four but happy puts his boot up jason's ass and shoves him into the ropes. As jason bounces off and happy returns to his feet, they collide heads. Splatting to the mat, they drop arms across each others chest. The referee jumps down and makes the double count... 1...2.... and a kickout from both men. Happy starts to breathe heavily, jason doesn't since he's in shape.
King: One breathe away from a heart attack.
Cole: If you would watch this match, you would see them giving it all.
King: I'm reading about brad pitt eating at mcdonalds. Way more important... plus I'm doing other stuff.
Cole: .....aww......
Nonetheless both get to their feet. Jason smacks happy across the face with an open slap. Happy punches him, jason slaps him with a left and punches him with a right. Happy does the same but switches, jason returns it and then kicks him. He runs off the ropes and happy back body drops him. Happy hits the ropes, jason lays his chest against the floor. Happy jumps over him. As jason leaps up and goes for a hiptoss. Happy blocks it and turns it into a backslide. 1...2... and a kickout. Jason gets up and puts him in a small package. 1...2... and a kickout. Both guys get back up and tie up. Jason pushes him against the ropes. While happy forces him into the corner. Happy chops jason and misses, jason chops him and then kicks him. Walks away from the corner and hits a forearm to the side of happy's head. Happy is dazed, jason picks him up and sets him on the top rope. As they both go way up, jason gets a headbutt. He stands his ground and keeps his balance, as he returns a headbutt. Happy however shoves him off the top rope. Jason goes crashing to the mat. Happy looks around, as he gets a bit of a cheer. Here comes happy with the shooting star... Miss. Happy wipes out, as jason rolls.
King: Jason rolled out of the way before happy's fat rolls devoured him.
Cole: .....
King: I couldn't pass that up.
Now that happy is down. Jason goes up, as happy rolls around not moving. Jason flies off the top for his double shooting star press. He connects with one but as he flies off the second time. He repeats his mistake from earlier and poses. This time he flies off and happy moves but jason lands on his feet. He turns around and jason gets kicks in the midsection, ddt from happy. Happy covers.... 1...2... and a kickout.
Cole: Oh no. Here comes harry.
Harry: What? I just came out to speak a few words. Not attack him at all.
Cole: Right....
King: Please do something.
Harry: Someone is about to get Fuji'd.
Harry comes to the ring apron, as the referee forces him to get down. Primal heads down to the ring, as harry is going for the powder. Primal yanks harry down. He turns harry around and knees the powder up in harry's face. He's blind now, as he's walking away and stumbling to the ground. Mean awhile, happy is distracted. Jason isn't, as he flexes his shoulders like boulders to the world. Happy turns around and jason kicks him. He attempts a piledriver but he's back body dropped. He gets back up and happy comes in with a knee. Sending jason down for good. Happy hurries with little speed he has. He gets up on the top rope. Harry has cleared his eyes, grabbed a chair at ringside. He gets on the ring apron. Comes slowly at happy on the top rope. Primal grabs harry's leg. Harry tries to shake him off but primal yanks his bad leg off the apron. Harry goes crashing with chair in hand. Falls on primal completely sending the chair into his chest and the rest of harry on his face. Happy is still on the top, distracted by the ruckus. Jason is up to his feet, he runs up top and starts sending forearms into the face of happy. As they both stand up there.... they wobble... Both primal and harry are up but harry is hardly standing. Happy is out on his feet, as jason sends one last forearm into his face. Jason gets happy's head down and tries to superplex him but it's being fought. Happy pulls back and tries to superplex him to the floor. They fight for the leverage....
King: Yeah.... this is actually worth watching now.
Cole: Why because they both might die?
King: No because they both did just die....
Jason just grabs on to him and pushes him backwards off the top rope. They both go off the top rope and flying to the outside.... where primal and harry are at. They land hard.... right on top of the two.... a complete mess with bodies everywhere. As harry twitches underneath all of them. Jason taking less of the damage still can't move.... primal is crushed under happy. The referee has been counting... 6.... 7...... 8...... no one is moving. 9..... 10! The referee rings the bell.
Draw by Double Count Out
Four-Way Tag Team Match
Hierarchy (Reeshi and Platinum) vs. Enmitiy (MGK and Tara) vs. Kanyon Inc. (Kanyon and Obsidian) vs. MCM (Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews)
The match starts with Platinum fighting Tara. After a few quick moves, Platinum tags out to Reeshi. He works over Tara for a bit, but she reverses a backdrop into a DDT and makes a tag to Matthews. Matthews though hesitant at first, attacks Reeshi and manages to stay in control for a bit before Reeshi starts to overpower him. Matthews goes to tag a member of Kanyon Inc., but both men jumped off the apron. Matthews was beaten down a bit more before Matthews pulls an enziguri out of no where and manages to tag in Steve. Steve puts the hurt on Reeshi for a bit, then goes to bounce off the ropes and MGK makes a blind tag. Steve looks pissed, but MGK goes to work on Reeshi. Reeshi tries to fight him off, but he's too worn down by that point. Reeshi ends up reversing a superkick attempt and back body drops MGK. He goes to tag Kanyon, but Kanyon once again leaves the apron. Reeshi ends up tagging Platinum. Platinum works over MGK for a bit, but MGK reverses a head scissors and slams Platinum to the floor. He tags in Tara who gives him a few good shots and then delivers the Siren on Platinum! But as she does, Steve makes the blind tag! Reeshi breaks up Tara's pin, then MGK runs in, then Kanyin Inc. finally make there move and attack everyone in the ring. Matthews runs in and takes Obsidian out of the ring. Reeshi and MGK brawl to the outside. Tara delivers a huricanrana to Kanyon that takes him out over the top. Awesome climbs the ropes and delivers the Wrath of the Dragon to Platinum while everyone is distracted and gets the pinfall victory!
Winners: The MCM, Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews!