Challenge Accepted
Feb 4, 2020 22:09:44 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Kira Izumi, and 1 more like this
Post by edwarddubin0604 on Feb 4, 2020 22:09:44 GMT -5
(Team Fairtex is standing in the middle of the ring wearing their KGB hoodies and caps backwards and the SWAT World Tag Team Titles around their waists their arms folded and in the background the SWAT, Hardkore World and XPW logos are painted in blood red paint. They look into the camera as it pans towards them.)
Tong Fairtex: "Everyone's wondering who we are and who we represent and why we're here. Well we'll be glad to answer all three questions and I know a certain team is going to be snarky and thinking they have all the answers to our answers. Well to you there are no answers you can have other than unlock your memories of matches past and we know what that's going to be now don't we."
Phantam Fairtex: "So without further ado let's get to question number one. You're asking who are we? Well we'll be glad to answer that question. We're Team Fairtex and standing beside me is my brother, Tong Fairtex 'The Bangkok Hitman,' and I am Phantam Fairtex, 'The Handsomest Man in SWAT.' We are the current SWAT World Tag Team Champions."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right and to that team we're facing we are going to do something that's going to shock the whole XHF and that's go for the biggest and most prestigious prize in the whole Global Network and that's the XHF Global Tag Team Championships."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now you're wondering who we represent? We represent SWAT which means Syndicated Wrestling And Tradition and we come from a promotion that's been around for a decade and a half. Now my brother's been a part of that excellence for a while as well as moi."
(Tong looks at him dubiously.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Hey I didn't say how long."
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah that's true. Anyway to elaborate look at the places I wrestled in and believe me these were places that were like proving grounds for myself and the second one was when my brother Phantam joined me in the wrestling business. Yeah I admit I was a bit apprehensive at first but Phantam, proved to be not just worthy but he exceeded my expectations. Guess what happened. Yeah we won and held the XPW World tag Team Champions for the longest period of time. Some jerk convinced us to join his group of worthless clowns and then got us fired after costing us our titles."
Phantam Fairtex: "However, we bounced back in SWAT after the XPW died after we were fired so we were lucky unlike the other talent that's probably slumming around and that crybaby and his clowns are playing backyard wrestlers. So my brother and I went back to SWAT where we were welcomed back with open arms."
Tong Fairtex: "I knew the man who ran SWAT since not only did he feud with my father in Hardkore World. So did I and we got to know each other as well and he invited me to wrestle in SWAT when Hardkore World died. Anyway, he knew what my brother and I could do and he knew our full potential and we didn't disappoint him."
Phantam Fairtex: "We didn't disappoint him either when we won the 2017 Anzac Cup by defeating these lazy slackers named the CCS aka Capitalist Czar Syndicate who stayed for a combined three months. Hell we even held a locker room gambling pool to see how long these two lazy assholes would stay and we won along with some others. That's what we call a 'Where are they now?' moment or a trivia question of how long they stayed."
Tong Fairtex: "How right you are brother."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now to the next question and that is why are we here? It's probably rather obvious since we're here for the XHF Global Tag Team Championships held by this team called LGBKO represented by Ryan Young and Bloodied Fox. They defeated The Convicted in what is considered one of the biggest upsets of all times. An amazing fete of wrestling considering who they represented at the time and that was some idiot named Ryan Cullen who entered a complete loser in the women's tournament in No Man's Land."
Tong Fairtex: "Now we studied you quite well and we know where your weaknesses are and Team Fairtex knows what you can do. We don't underestimate anyone and we certainly don't underestimate your abilities. So you better not underestimate our abilities either or you may find yourself holding up your pants if you pardon the old movie reference."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah we know you're titles are on the line when you face us. Oh and before you even mention it since we know you will and one of your old buddies from the AWF named Anthony McCaffrey kept bring it up...blah....blah...blah in SWAT. My brother, Tong Fairtex, was in Fired Up! and yeah he lost in the first round but that was before we won the SWAT World Tag Team Championships."
Tong Fairtex: "So that part was already out along with your lifestyles. At J-Rock Jam Session we're going to be vying for your titles and believe me you're going to see what happens when you face me and my brother. We're going to prove why we're a well-oiled wrestling machine and why SWAT has some of the best wrestlers in the XHF with the exception of that walking corpse Radu Matei or that fugitive on the run Joey Morelli. In a few weeks we're going to be proving it and it wouldn't be surprising if you try to pull a Free Bird routine and try to switch one partner for another in your group to try and make sure you retain your belts on a technicality."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah the old 'you didn't face the actual team' routine. Yeah we've seen that before too LGBKO and we don't appreciate anything like that either so get that shit our of your minds Ryan Young and Bloodied Fox. Team Fairtex is coming for you and we're coming to fight and when the match is over those XHF Global Tag Team Championships are going to be around our waists when Jam Session is over."
Tong Fairtex: "When this match is over you and everyone in the Global XHF Tag Team Division is going to know the name Team Fairtex. You wanted a challenge and now it's been accepted but you probably thought you were going to see us turn it down. We'll guess what LGBKO or whatever you call yourself. We signed the contract and now let's see you have the guts to sign it too. We're exccellence personified and we're tradition. Right now we're out of here."
Phantam Fairtex: "Hope to hear from you soon if you have anything to say that hasn't been said already. Let's go bro."
(They leave as the camera pans upwards to the blood red painted words as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Tong Fairtex: "Everyone's wondering who we are and who we represent and why we're here. Well we'll be glad to answer all three questions and I know a certain team is going to be snarky and thinking they have all the answers to our answers. Well to you there are no answers you can have other than unlock your memories of matches past and we know what that's going to be now don't we."
Phantam Fairtex: "So without further ado let's get to question number one. You're asking who are we? Well we'll be glad to answer that question. We're Team Fairtex and standing beside me is my brother, Tong Fairtex 'The Bangkok Hitman,' and I am Phantam Fairtex, 'The Handsomest Man in SWAT.' We are the current SWAT World Tag Team Champions."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right and to that team we're facing we are going to do something that's going to shock the whole XHF and that's go for the biggest and most prestigious prize in the whole Global Network and that's the XHF Global Tag Team Championships."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now you're wondering who we represent? We represent SWAT which means Syndicated Wrestling And Tradition and we come from a promotion that's been around for a decade and a half. Now my brother's been a part of that excellence for a while as well as moi."
(Tong looks at him dubiously.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Hey I didn't say how long."
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah that's true. Anyway to elaborate look at the places I wrestled in and believe me these were places that were like proving grounds for myself and the second one was when my brother Phantam joined me in the wrestling business. Yeah I admit I was a bit apprehensive at first but Phantam, proved to be not just worthy but he exceeded my expectations. Guess what happened. Yeah we won and held the XPW World tag Team Champions for the longest period of time. Some jerk convinced us to join his group of worthless clowns and then got us fired after costing us our titles."
Phantam Fairtex: "However, we bounced back in SWAT after the XPW died after we were fired so we were lucky unlike the other talent that's probably slumming around and that crybaby and his clowns are playing backyard wrestlers. So my brother and I went back to SWAT where we were welcomed back with open arms."
Tong Fairtex: "I knew the man who ran SWAT since not only did he feud with my father in Hardkore World. So did I and we got to know each other as well and he invited me to wrestle in SWAT when Hardkore World died. Anyway, he knew what my brother and I could do and he knew our full potential and we didn't disappoint him."
Phantam Fairtex: "We didn't disappoint him either when we won the 2017 Anzac Cup by defeating these lazy slackers named the CCS aka Capitalist Czar Syndicate who stayed for a combined three months. Hell we even held a locker room gambling pool to see how long these two lazy assholes would stay and we won along with some others. That's what we call a 'Where are they now?' moment or a trivia question of how long they stayed."
Tong Fairtex: "How right you are brother."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now to the next question and that is why are we here? It's probably rather obvious since we're here for the XHF Global Tag Team Championships held by this team called LGBKO represented by Ryan Young and Bloodied Fox. They defeated The Convicted in what is considered one of the biggest upsets of all times. An amazing fete of wrestling considering who they represented at the time and that was some idiot named Ryan Cullen who entered a complete loser in the women's tournament in No Man's Land."
Tong Fairtex: "Now we studied you quite well and we know where your weaknesses are and Team Fairtex knows what you can do. We don't underestimate anyone and we certainly don't underestimate your abilities. So you better not underestimate our abilities either or you may find yourself holding up your pants if you pardon the old movie reference."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah we know you're titles are on the line when you face us. Oh and before you even mention it since we know you will and one of your old buddies from the AWF named Anthony McCaffrey kept bring it up...blah....blah...blah in SWAT. My brother, Tong Fairtex, was in Fired Up! and yeah he lost in the first round but that was before we won the SWAT World Tag Team Championships."
Tong Fairtex: "So that part was already out along with your lifestyles. At J-Rock Jam Session we're going to be vying for your titles and believe me you're going to see what happens when you face me and my brother. We're going to prove why we're a well-oiled wrestling machine and why SWAT has some of the best wrestlers in the XHF with the exception of that walking corpse Radu Matei or that fugitive on the run Joey Morelli. In a few weeks we're going to be proving it and it wouldn't be surprising if you try to pull a Free Bird routine and try to switch one partner for another in your group to try and make sure you retain your belts on a technicality."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah the old 'you didn't face the actual team' routine. Yeah we've seen that before too LGBKO and we don't appreciate anything like that either so get that shit our of your minds Ryan Young and Bloodied Fox. Team Fairtex is coming for you and we're coming to fight and when the match is over those XHF Global Tag Team Championships are going to be around our waists when Jam Session is over."
Tong Fairtex: "When this match is over you and everyone in the Global XHF Tag Team Division is going to know the name Team Fairtex. You wanted a challenge and now it's been accepted but you probably thought you were going to see us turn it down. We'll guess what LGBKO or whatever you call yourself. We signed the contract and now let's see you have the guts to sign it too. We're exccellence personified and we're tradition. Right now we're out of here."
Phantam Fairtex: "Hope to hear from you soon if you have anything to say that hasn't been said already. Let's go bro."
(They leave as the camera pans upwards to the blood red painted words as the scene slowly fades to black.)