Left Turn Mongo
Feb 15, 2020 17:06:38 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001), and 1 more like this
Post by RattyMcDaddy on Feb 15, 2020 17:06:38 GMT -5
We fade in on Rat Bastard sitting on a couch, his eyes focused ahead, as the glow from a television flicks off of his face. A red Adidas jump suit drapped over his body. The end of Mongos segment can be heard ending....
Akiyama: Strong words from the XHF Network Owner. I’m Charlie Akiyama, signing off.
Rat slowly lifts a remote control, clicks a button and the flicker of the TV stops. Rat flips the remote out of his hand, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath........he exhales and opens his eyes......
Ah.......it seems as if nothing has changed with you has it, Fat Man? Still reaching and distorting the the truth. Still hiding what you really are behind that bullshit fake smile. You see Mongo, thats where you and I differ. I'm a snake, and while I may shed my skin every now and again, I will still bite you. You know why? Because I am a snake. You on the other hand, are a tyrant. A villain. Pretending to be the ring master in this circus you have built known as the XHF Network.
Rat whistles a little circus song, that quickly morphs into a "womp womp womp".
I'm a human weapon? Your a fucking walking virus wearing Velcro strap on sneakers, you rotund piece of human trash. Everything you have ever touched, ever made, was made great off of the backs of human weapons like me. Every great moment in your illustrious career was due to a human weapon like me. From Brain Doggy Dog to Hanz, the the Crown Jewel of the XHF sitting here before you today.
Rat stops, does his best "Mongo smile" and points at himself.....
You see Mongo, I was the man who almost brought down the XHF. For the love of god, don't you remember RWF Pyro? I took over half of your programming. I took the loyalty of half of your so called XHF main stays. The XHF saw in me, what you hid from them, what they wanted you to be. No one wants to be led by that facade of bullshit, by the cheese ball ass smile, and shitty lame ass dad jokes. And yet here you still are. Fake as ever. Phony as a 3 dollar bill, and twice as queer. I know the tyrant that is the real Mongo. I have shaken his hand, and done quite a few terrible things with him. The Mongo that you are behind closed doors, is not the Mongo that comes out to do the horse and pony show for the world to see. You know it, and I know it.
Rat taps his temple. He reaches down and pulls a cigarette from a pack of Newports. He flips it from his hand to his mouth, catching it smoothly in his lips. He pulls up a Zippo lights, flipping the lid open quickly, before running it down his leg to ignite to. Lighting the smoke before flipping the Zippo shut. He take a deep drag of the smoke, exhaling its contents before pointing the orange tipped ember if it at the camera and continuing.
They say a man will only return for one of three reasons Mongo. To avenge, for revenge,or for change. But maybe there is a 4th? Maybe it to expose. Is that why after all these years, I have finally crawled from the darkness? To expose you for the true conman, tyrant, manipulative, evil piece of shit that you are. Or maybe, just maybe, its to avenge my fireing. My unjust release after you realized you couldn't control what I was going to become and evolve the XHF into? The fear that it struck into you must have been like a teenager about to bang in a musty cabin at a sleepaway camp after watching Friday the 13th. Quite possibly it could be for revenge. Revenge for the Revolution. Revenge for dragging my name and legacy across the dirt. Revenge for continuing to show my matches on your network without my due compensation.
Rat smirks and takes another drag of his smoke. He blows a perfectly shaped circle, then another, then another.
Maybe I am here for change. To give the network something real to believe in. To give the network a real fucking option, besides a fat fuck who puts rules in place to only benefit himself. You haven't thought about any of this Mongo, cause hey, I'm just a cave man in modern times now, right? I'm to old school for this new, improved, and Mongo stamped of approval greatness that is the XHF network. One thing that you could never grasp about me, you fat portly son of a bitch, was that I am a constanly evolving, adapting, skin shedding snake, and my fans are just as sharp as they were a decade ago. I wasn't frozen in time you fuckin terd. I was watching from a far. Biding my time. Also maybe watching an occasional step sister or a cuck porn on the internet......
Rat giggles and winks at the camera...
I digress though. Now you think I am going to some how, some way, for some reason, do your bidding in the AWF, all unbeknownst to me, right? I have no clue who in the wild blue fuck this Felix Ziko is. But I can guarantee him three things, I'm going to run rough shot over his company, he is going to make a fuck ton of money off of the back of the One Man Revolution, the Crown Jewel of the XHF, the living legend himself Rat Bastard, and that Mongo the Destroyer is a huge pile of shit, who will be nosing around his company now that I have signed to be a part of his new improved cutting edge network. If Mongo didnt like the AWF before, he most certainly will hate the AWF now. Just like he hated the Nobel Wrestling Federation and Without Remorse Wrestling Federation, and some of us remember how that all ened, now don't we, ya overweight dancing monkey?
Rat takes one last puff of his smoke, exhaling through his nostrils, as he crushes whats left of the cigarette into an ashtray....
Oh yeah, one last thing if your listening Ziko, if I were you I'd strongly look into investing in fire insurance.......
Rat gets up, dusts his red teach suit pants off and walks away as the camera focuses on the remains of the still smoldering cigerette in the ashtray....
Akiyama: Strong words from the XHF Network Owner. I’m Charlie Akiyama, signing off.
Rat slowly lifts a remote control, clicks a button and the flicker of the TV stops. Rat flips the remote out of his hand, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath........he exhales and opens his eyes......
Ah.......it seems as if nothing has changed with you has it, Fat Man? Still reaching and distorting the the truth. Still hiding what you really are behind that bullshit fake smile. You see Mongo, thats where you and I differ. I'm a snake, and while I may shed my skin every now and again, I will still bite you. You know why? Because I am a snake. You on the other hand, are a tyrant. A villain. Pretending to be the ring master in this circus you have built known as the XHF Network.
Rat whistles a little circus song, that quickly morphs into a "womp womp womp".
I'm a human weapon? Your a fucking walking virus wearing Velcro strap on sneakers, you rotund piece of human trash. Everything you have ever touched, ever made, was made great off of the backs of human weapons like me. Every great moment in your illustrious career was due to a human weapon like me. From Brain Doggy Dog to Hanz, the the Crown Jewel of the XHF sitting here before you today.
Rat stops, does his best "Mongo smile" and points at himself.....
You see Mongo, I was the man who almost brought down the XHF. For the love of god, don't you remember RWF Pyro? I took over half of your programming. I took the loyalty of half of your so called XHF main stays. The XHF saw in me, what you hid from them, what they wanted you to be. No one wants to be led by that facade of bullshit, by the cheese ball ass smile, and shitty lame ass dad jokes. And yet here you still are. Fake as ever. Phony as a 3 dollar bill, and twice as queer. I know the tyrant that is the real Mongo. I have shaken his hand, and done quite a few terrible things with him. The Mongo that you are behind closed doors, is not the Mongo that comes out to do the horse and pony show for the world to see. You know it, and I know it.
Rat taps his temple. He reaches down and pulls a cigarette from a pack of Newports. He flips it from his hand to his mouth, catching it smoothly in his lips. He pulls up a Zippo lights, flipping the lid open quickly, before running it down his leg to ignite to. Lighting the smoke before flipping the Zippo shut. He take a deep drag of the smoke, exhaling its contents before pointing the orange tipped ember if it at the camera and continuing.
They say a man will only return for one of three reasons Mongo. To avenge, for revenge,or for change. But maybe there is a 4th? Maybe it to expose. Is that why after all these years, I have finally crawled from the darkness? To expose you for the true conman, tyrant, manipulative, evil piece of shit that you are. Or maybe, just maybe, its to avenge my fireing. My unjust release after you realized you couldn't control what I was going to become and evolve the XHF into? The fear that it struck into you must have been like a teenager about to bang in a musty cabin at a sleepaway camp after watching Friday the 13th. Quite possibly it could be for revenge. Revenge for the Revolution. Revenge for dragging my name and legacy across the dirt. Revenge for continuing to show my matches on your network without my due compensation.
Rat smirks and takes another drag of his smoke. He blows a perfectly shaped circle, then another, then another.
Maybe I am here for change. To give the network something real to believe in. To give the network a real fucking option, besides a fat fuck who puts rules in place to only benefit himself. You haven't thought about any of this Mongo, cause hey, I'm just a cave man in modern times now, right? I'm to old school for this new, improved, and Mongo stamped of approval greatness that is the XHF network. One thing that you could never grasp about me, you fat portly son of a bitch, was that I am a constanly evolving, adapting, skin shedding snake, and my fans are just as sharp as they were a decade ago. I wasn't frozen in time you fuckin terd. I was watching from a far. Biding my time. Also maybe watching an occasional step sister or a cuck porn on the internet......
Rat giggles and winks at the camera...
I digress though. Now you think I am going to some how, some way, for some reason, do your bidding in the AWF, all unbeknownst to me, right? I have no clue who in the wild blue fuck this Felix Ziko is. But I can guarantee him three things, I'm going to run rough shot over his company, he is going to make a fuck ton of money off of the back of the One Man Revolution, the Crown Jewel of the XHF, the living legend himself Rat Bastard, and that Mongo the Destroyer is a huge pile of shit, who will be nosing around his company now that I have signed to be a part of his new improved cutting edge network. If Mongo didnt like the AWF before, he most certainly will hate the AWF now. Just like he hated the Nobel Wrestling Federation and Without Remorse Wrestling Federation, and some of us remember how that all ened, now don't we, ya overweight dancing monkey?
Rat takes one last puff of his smoke, exhaling through his nostrils, as he crushes whats left of the cigarette into an ashtray....
Oh yeah, one last thing if your listening Ziko, if I were you I'd strongly look into investing in fire insurance.......
Rat gets up, dusts his red teach suit pants off and walks away as the camera focuses on the remains of the still smoldering cigerette in the ashtray....
