Post by edwarddubin0604 on Feb 15, 2020 21:12:13 GMT -5
(The gym is filled with individuals working out and there is a crowd surrounding a ring where Team Fairtex is finishing their sparring session as they prepare for their title match with LGBTKO. The bell rings and they finish and Phantam helps his sparring partner up and Team Fairtex shakes hands and bows in respect to them before they leave. Team Fairtex grabs a couple of towels and their faces and bodies posing for pictures and signing autographs for those who were watching them. When they finish doing that they exit the ring and see the camera crew there and there facial expressions change as they look into the camera.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know Ryan for someone who was trying to return to the locker room on his own power it seems to us you still needed a little assistance from your fellow LGBTKO members. I mean seriously you were in a brutal match at Supremacy which we admit you needed assistance returning to the locker room after that battle in the ring. Still if you wanted to show you could return to the locker room on your own power why didn't you insist on doing so."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah Ryan it's like you want to prove your still not hurt and then when Seth has to help you back to the locker room you don't resist and continue to limp back to the locker room. I mean seriously which is it are you truly hurt or are you just trying to look good to your fans so they can feel sorry for you."
Tong Fairtex: "Then you recreate a scene from The Hangover and we might add a very bad imitation of that scene we might add with your fellow stablemate on top of you. You look worse than the elephant in that Diamond Walnuts commercial where he woke up and found a mouse tattoo on his hoof. Does that jog your memory Ryan about what Seth was doing or what happened to you when your date left while you were asleep."
Phantam Fairtex: "Seriously is that what you do instead of resting up and trying to get your brains back into place. Hell even we rest up and look at our schedule before we start training seriously for our next match but you so something so stupid and still can't remember you have another coming up. What do you do besides making out with the nearest woman or stablemate or whoever you jump into bed with after every match."
Tong Fairtex: "Seriously you're one half of the XHF Global Tag Team Champions and you needed to be reminded you have a title match in Japan against us.
We thought you were more experienced than that Ryan. We thought you were smarter than that along with Bloodied Fox. Ask yourself why he didn't remind you about LGBTKO facing us in Japan for your tag team championships. Unless you took many shots to the head Ryan and maybe you did or you didn't doesn't matter. You knew you have to defend your titles and yet you forgot."
Phantam Fairtex: "I mean seriously we arrived in Japan a day after the Royal Rumble and we started serious training immediately. We kept to our scheduled itinerary that was given to us and yet where was LGBTKO when we were scheduled for joint appearances. You two were nowhere to be found and then we find out that you had the schedule changed as if joint appearances weren't good enough for you. I guess that's how serious you are about your reign as the XHF Global Tag Team Champions. Well we'll be happy to relieve you of those tag team championships and we'll be glad to make sure they get the proper respect along with keeping to the commitments which we will memorize and keep to we might add."
Tong Fairtex: "Seriously you must like to watch reruns since you like to repeat the same old highlights with me as if you can remember every line and every scene that occurred in the episode or movie. I mean is there anything else other than those Fired Up! highlights. Can you name anything else other than those highlights or are you that stupid or unprepared for us."
Phantam Fairtex: "Seriously does Bloodied Fox do the thinking for you or do you keep him around to act like a ventriloquist to your ventriloquist dummy or vice versa. At least a ventriloquist dummy is more smarter than you when it comes to talking and saying something that really means something like this match between us and not rerunning highlights of my brother Tong Fairtex."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right brother this is the present and not last year. At least we can say we're preparing for our match with you and not doing promos that look like they were done days or weeks before J-Rok's Jam Session. Like my brother mentioned before which was a few moments ago I might add just to refresh your brain wracked memory we started training and keeping up our scheduled appearances unless you're trying to come up with a bunch of serious excuses."
Phantam Fairtex: "Which we wouldn't be surprised if you tried doing but please surprise us with an original excuse why you're avoiding the joint appearances and don't say it's because we're going to walk off with the titles during a press conference. Why would we want to do that when we signed to face LGBTKO in the ring.
Seriously you and Bloodied Fox seem to have problems with joint new conferences and joint appearances or you wouldn't be trying to come up with bad flashback scenes with you in bed or being carried out from ringside."
Tong Fairtex: "So this ends both our joint workout and promo cutting for today and I'm sure you'll be wanting to try and come up with some serious attempts to come up with something original and not filled with recycled stuff. Now we'll retire for the day and then resume some more serious training and more appearances to promote the card and our match. While you probably are going to show highlights and anything else you stuff in it just to cut a promo. Right now we're out of here and see you at Jam Session. Let's go shower up and get some lunch bro."
Phantam Fairtex: "I'm right with you bro."
(They leave for the locker room as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know Ryan for someone who was trying to return to the locker room on his own power it seems to us you still needed a little assistance from your fellow LGBTKO members. I mean seriously you were in a brutal match at Supremacy which we admit you needed assistance returning to the locker room after that battle in the ring. Still if you wanted to show you could return to the locker room on your own power why didn't you insist on doing so."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah Ryan it's like you want to prove your still not hurt and then when Seth has to help you back to the locker room you don't resist and continue to limp back to the locker room. I mean seriously which is it are you truly hurt or are you just trying to look good to your fans so they can feel sorry for you."
Tong Fairtex: "Then you recreate a scene from The Hangover and we might add a very bad imitation of that scene we might add with your fellow stablemate on top of you. You look worse than the elephant in that Diamond Walnuts commercial where he woke up and found a mouse tattoo on his hoof. Does that jog your memory Ryan about what Seth was doing or what happened to you when your date left while you were asleep."
Phantam Fairtex: "Seriously is that what you do instead of resting up and trying to get your brains back into place. Hell even we rest up and look at our schedule before we start training seriously for our next match but you so something so stupid and still can't remember you have another coming up. What do you do besides making out with the nearest woman or stablemate or whoever you jump into bed with after every match."
Tong Fairtex: "Seriously you're one half of the XHF Global Tag Team Champions and you needed to be reminded you have a title match in Japan against us.
We thought you were more experienced than that Ryan. We thought you were smarter than that along with Bloodied Fox. Ask yourself why he didn't remind you about LGBTKO facing us in Japan for your tag team championships. Unless you took many shots to the head Ryan and maybe you did or you didn't doesn't matter. You knew you have to defend your titles and yet you forgot."
Phantam Fairtex: "I mean seriously we arrived in Japan a day after the Royal Rumble and we started serious training immediately. We kept to our scheduled itinerary that was given to us and yet where was LGBTKO when we were scheduled for joint appearances. You two were nowhere to be found and then we find out that you had the schedule changed as if joint appearances weren't good enough for you. I guess that's how serious you are about your reign as the XHF Global Tag Team Champions. Well we'll be happy to relieve you of those tag team championships and we'll be glad to make sure they get the proper respect along with keeping to the commitments which we will memorize and keep to we might add."
Tong Fairtex: "Seriously you must like to watch reruns since you like to repeat the same old highlights with me as if you can remember every line and every scene that occurred in the episode or movie. I mean is there anything else other than those Fired Up! highlights. Can you name anything else other than those highlights or are you that stupid or unprepared for us."
Phantam Fairtex: "Seriously does Bloodied Fox do the thinking for you or do you keep him around to act like a ventriloquist to your ventriloquist dummy or vice versa. At least a ventriloquist dummy is more smarter than you when it comes to talking and saying something that really means something like this match between us and not rerunning highlights of my brother Tong Fairtex."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right brother this is the present and not last year. At least we can say we're preparing for our match with you and not doing promos that look like they were done days or weeks before J-Rok's Jam Session. Like my brother mentioned before which was a few moments ago I might add just to refresh your brain wracked memory we started training and keeping up our scheduled appearances unless you're trying to come up with a bunch of serious excuses."
Phantam Fairtex: "Which we wouldn't be surprised if you tried doing but please surprise us with an original excuse why you're avoiding the joint appearances and don't say it's because we're going to walk off with the titles during a press conference. Why would we want to do that when we signed to face LGBTKO in the ring.
Seriously you and Bloodied Fox seem to have problems with joint new conferences and joint appearances or you wouldn't be trying to come up with bad flashback scenes with you in bed or being carried out from ringside."
Tong Fairtex: "So this ends both our joint workout and promo cutting for today and I'm sure you'll be wanting to try and come up with some serious attempts to come up with something original and not filled with recycled stuff. Now we'll retire for the day and then resume some more serious training and more appearances to promote the card and our match. While you probably are going to show highlights and anything else you stuff in it just to cut a promo. Right now we're out of here and see you at Jam Session. Let's go shower up and get some lunch bro."
Phantam Fairtex: "I'm right with you bro."
(They leave for the locker room as the scene slowly fades to black.)