Decisions and Excuses
Feb 26, 2020 22:22:29 GMT -5
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Post by edwarddubin0604 on Feb 26, 2020 22:22:29 GMT -5
(Team Fairtex is in the arena in the middle of the ring looking around and taking in the venues silence as if there are ringsiders in the seats both are wearing their dark shades and KGB Hoodies.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know brother Phantam this is one impressive venue."
Phantam Fairtex: "You know you hit the big time when you get a shot at the most prestigious network tag team championships in fed history. Of course being tag team champions in our home fed isn't bad either is it brother Tong."
Tong Fairtex: "No it isn't."
Phantam Fairtex: "In a matter of hours there's going to be ringsiders literally filling these seats and there's going to be an epic J-Rok Jam Session culminating with the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championship Match between two epic teams LGBTKO vs. Team Fairtex."
Tong Fairtex: "When we were offered a chance to be in the XHF Global Network Tag Team rankings that was a very important decision that was tough to think over and an equally tough decision. Imagine being one of those rare elite teams in the XHF and the first SWAT Team since 'Timeless' Alex Turner and that other partner who was a hanger on and disappeared forever."
Phantam Fairtex: "That makes us the second team since them from SWAT which is an honor to be in so the decision was rather obvious and we chose the right decision to accept the offer."
Tong Fairtex: "Look at us now brother Phantam. We are on the verge of making history when we go for the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championships and bring them home to SWAT. Do we regret that decision to accept that offer. Not in your lives LGBTKO."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now let's look at Bloodied Fox's decision to make those rather suspect comments accusing of this and that and everything in between."
Tong Fairtex: "First let's really address the issue of Bloodied Fox's last minute promo. Now as we understand you claimed to have been a little too busy to shoot a promo.
So it took one or two weeks to get around to shoot a promo for an important match of this magnitude. Well let us let you in a little secret about us and that is we're just as busy training and making appearances in SWAT and in this promotion's wrestling card and we still were cutting promos. So when you claim you were a little too busy that you couldn't cut one promo. That's a decision that we suspect is more of an excuse."
Phantam Fairtex: "I believe it is an excuse. Now let's address their...excuse...Oh wait their decision for not attending their appearances....."
(Phantam waves to the camera to pan closer as he takes out a piece of paper that has legalese language and it has four names on it. He shows it close to the camera for a few moments before removing the paper from the lens of the camera.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Now this is a copy of the contracted appearances that all four of us signed and agreed to do to promote this championship match."
Tong Fairtex: "It was both teams that made the decision to sign this contract and promote this match for J-Rok Jam Session."
(Phantam begins to pace back and forth holding up a finger as he looks at the contract.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Now let us remind you of this decision to sign this contract and agree to these terms of the contract. It says here and I quote that LGBTKO made up of Bloodied Fox and Ryan Young and Team Fairtex made up of Tong and Phantam Fairtex shall make the required appearances to promote and hype the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championships."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right we both made the decision to sign that contract after all factors were taken including schedules and adjustments if necessary."
Phantam Fairtex: "Speaking of which Bloodied Fox this contract also strictly states that you must mention in advance that in the event of any problems that occur in appearances you must inform J-Rok and Global Network officials of any problems you experience. Now we accepted that stipulation since we know a lot about the sport since our father was a wrestler in Hardkore World and even he taught my brother about keeping up personal appearances."
(Phantam folds up the contract and places it back into his pocket.)
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah and it was my decision to follow my father into this sport and my brother's decision to follow me into this sport. Now getting back to making appearances you didn't inform officials until the last minute which was your decision not ours. Now we accepted some of your reasons but then you cancelled other appearances but we decided to go through with them. Add to your explanation that you never got a copy of the agenda which was also part of this very contract my brother has in his possession was also given to you as well Ryan Young. So to us that's considered a lame excuse."
Phantam Fairtex: Plus add to the fact that we were quite busy ourselves in three brutal battles ourselves. The first being a War Games Match which our team won. Then there's the Royal Rumble which was quite brutal in itself and we even wrestled in a mixed six-person match and we won the match. So you think you were busy in the AWF or wherever else you were all this time so were we Bloodied Fox."
Tong Fairtex: "Now once again your originality is suspect being you come up with the same old, same old, same old and same old Fired Up! highlight of my appearance in your fed's tournament. How much are we impressed by your conjuring up of the same highlight all over again."
Phantam Fairtex: Remember someone complained about the same excuse once."
Tong Fairtex: "Oh yeah that definitely brings up memories. Don't you just love those tired excuses just to justify not following the schedule."
Phantam Fairtex: "Imagine he's also invoking the excuse of us being bigots and many other immature insults."
Tong Fairtex: "Imagine just when we were about to apologize but your decision to use the race and sex excuse made us change our minds. Let's look at the facts Bloodied Fox. Who's decision was it to show Seth Dillinger on top of Ryan Young while he was in bed. Was it you or someone else? It wasn't our idea and if Ryan Young thought of it just to get a rush out of us. Well it looks like he got more of a rush out of you or was it a bad excuse to motivate you. Maybe it was your idea to invoke phony outrage."
Phantam Fairtex: "Oh and if we step into the ring in a matter of a few short hours Bloodied Fox. Will you be wearing medical gloves and surgical masks to protect yourselves from being infected by us due to that corona virus or do we have to do the same since you have a certain virus yourselves which we shall not name since you'll cry and complain and work yourself into kick ass mode which you claim to be already in."
Tong Fairtex: "Well guess what Bloodied Fox so are we. You're excuses are pathetic as well and yes we know about how you can bend your body from one angle to another. Great optical effect by the way but bad execution and lighting promo wise. We give you a posthumous Razzie for that one. So what excuse do you have for that Bloodied Fox. You want to cry that same bunch of excuses and recycled highlights."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now you asked us for what decision to make and being the right one. Well you'll know what our decision is when we want to tell you and not when you demand since we don't have to tell you what it is."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right Phantam. You see you think because you have the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championships means you can demand and make excuses and then when a team like us says otherwise you cry and whine and make threats of beating us down. Well like we just said we'll see what happens in a matter of hours and in this very ring. We'll see who's the better team and we'll see who walks out as XHF Global Network Tag Team Champions. We're going to show why we're one of the best tag teams in the XHF network and we'll prove that we are a tag team wrestling machine. We're going to show why we're one of the most excellent teams around and always will be. Right now we're going to return to our locker room to get prepared for the match. Good luck and see you in the ring. Let's go Phantam."
Phantam Fairtex: "Right behind you brother Tong."
(They leave the ring as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know brother Phantam this is one impressive venue."
Phantam Fairtex: "You know you hit the big time when you get a shot at the most prestigious network tag team championships in fed history. Of course being tag team champions in our home fed isn't bad either is it brother Tong."
Tong Fairtex: "No it isn't."
Phantam Fairtex: "In a matter of hours there's going to be ringsiders literally filling these seats and there's going to be an epic J-Rok Jam Session culminating with the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championship Match between two epic teams LGBTKO vs. Team Fairtex."
Tong Fairtex: "When we were offered a chance to be in the XHF Global Network Tag Team rankings that was a very important decision that was tough to think over and an equally tough decision. Imagine being one of those rare elite teams in the XHF and the first SWAT Team since 'Timeless' Alex Turner and that other partner who was a hanger on and disappeared forever."
Phantam Fairtex: "That makes us the second team since them from SWAT which is an honor to be in so the decision was rather obvious and we chose the right decision to accept the offer."
Tong Fairtex: "Look at us now brother Phantam. We are on the verge of making history when we go for the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championships and bring them home to SWAT. Do we regret that decision to accept that offer. Not in your lives LGBTKO."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now let's look at Bloodied Fox's decision to make those rather suspect comments accusing of this and that and everything in between."
Tong Fairtex: "First let's really address the issue of Bloodied Fox's last minute promo. Now as we understand you claimed to have been a little too busy to shoot a promo.
So it took one or two weeks to get around to shoot a promo for an important match of this magnitude. Well let us let you in a little secret about us and that is we're just as busy training and making appearances in SWAT and in this promotion's wrestling card and we still were cutting promos. So when you claim you were a little too busy that you couldn't cut one promo. That's a decision that we suspect is more of an excuse."
Phantam Fairtex: "I believe it is an excuse. Now let's address their...excuse...Oh wait their decision for not attending their appearances....."
(Phantam waves to the camera to pan closer as he takes out a piece of paper that has legalese language and it has four names on it. He shows it close to the camera for a few moments before removing the paper from the lens of the camera.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Now this is a copy of the contracted appearances that all four of us signed and agreed to do to promote this championship match."
Tong Fairtex: "It was both teams that made the decision to sign this contract and promote this match for J-Rok Jam Session."
(Phantam begins to pace back and forth holding up a finger as he looks at the contract.)
Phantam Fairtex: "Now let us remind you of this decision to sign this contract and agree to these terms of the contract. It says here and I quote that LGBTKO made up of Bloodied Fox and Ryan Young and Team Fairtex made up of Tong and Phantam Fairtex shall make the required appearances to promote and hype the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championships."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right we both made the decision to sign that contract after all factors were taken including schedules and adjustments if necessary."
Phantam Fairtex: "Speaking of which Bloodied Fox this contract also strictly states that you must mention in advance that in the event of any problems that occur in appearances you must inform J-Rok and Global Network officials of any problems you experience. Now we accepted that stipulation since we know a lot about the sport since our father was a wrestler in Hardkore World and even he taught my brother about keeping up personal appearances."
(Phantam folds up the contract and places it back into his pocket.)
Tong Fairtex: "Yeah and it was my decision to follow my father into this sport and my brother's decision to follow me into this sport. Now getting back to making appearances you didn't inform officials until the last minute which was your decision not ours. Now we accepted some of your reasons but then you cancelled other appearances but we decided to go through with them. Add to your explanation that you never got a copy of the agenda which was also part of this very contract my brother has in his possession was also given to you as well Ryan Young. So to us that's considered a lame excuse."
Phantam Fairtex: Plus add to the fact that we were quite busy ourselves in three brutal battles ourselves. The first being a War Games Match which our team won. Then there's the Royal Rumble which was quite brutal in itself and we even wrestled in a mixed six-person match and we won the match. So you think you were busy in the AWF or wherever else you were all this time so were we Bloodied Fox."
Tong Fairtex: "Now once again your originality is suspect being you come up with the same old, same old, same old and same old Fired Up! highlight of my appearance in your fed's tournament. How much are we impressed by your conjuring up of the same highlight all over again."
Phantam Fairtex: Remember someone complained about the same excuse once."
Tong Fairtex: "Oh yeah that definitely brings up memories. Don't you just love those tired excuses just to justify not following the schedule."
Phantam Fairtex: "Imagine he's also invoking the excuse of us being bigots and many other immature insults."
Tong Fairtex: "Imagine just when we were about to apologize but your decision to use the race and sex excuse made us change our minds. Let's look at the facts Bloodied Fox. Who's decision was it to show Seth Dillinger on top of Ryan Young while he was in bed. Was it you or someone else? It wasn't our idea and if Ryan Young thought of it just to get a rush out of us. Well it looks like he got more of a rush out of you or was it a bad excuse to motivate you. Maybe it was your idea to invoke phony outrage."
Phantam Fairtex: "Oh and if we step into the ring in a matter of a few short hours Bloodied Fox. Will you be wearing medical gloves and surgical masks to protect yourselves from being infected by us due to that corona virus or do we have to do the same since you have a certain virus yourselves which we shall not name since you'll cry and complain and work yourself into kick ass mode which you claim to be already in."
Tong Fairtex: "Well guess what Bloodied Fox so are we. You're excuses are pathetic as well and yes we know about how you can bend your body from one angle to another. Great optical effect by the way but bad execution and lighting promo wise. We give you a posthumous Razzie for that one. So what excuse do you have for that Bloodied Fox. You want to cry that same bunch of excuses and recycled highlights."
Phantam Fairtex: "Now you asked us for what decision to make and being the right one. Well you'll know what our decision is when we want to tell you and not when you demand since we don't have to tell you what it is."
Tong Fairtex: "That's right Phantam. You see you think because you have the XHF Global Network Tag Team Championships means you can demand and make excuses and then when a team like us says otherwise you cry and whine and make threats of beating us down. Well like we just said we'll see what happens in a matter of hours and in this very ring. We'll see who's the better team and we'll see who walks out as XHF Global Network Tag Team Champions. We're going to show why we're one of the best tag teams in the XHF network and we'll prove that we are a tag team wrestling machine. We're going to show why we're one of the most excellent teams around and always will be. Right now we're going to return to our locker room to get prepared for the match. Good luck and see you in the ring. Let's go Phantam."
Phantam Fairtex: "Right behind you brother Tong."
(They leave the ring as the scene slowly fades to black.)