Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 30, 2009 19:00:30 GMT -5
(Live In Primetime, Presented by "Enmity: Dual Legacies Of Xtreme Disdain" Available Now on DVD & Blu-Ray, on Pay-Per-View from The Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri!)
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*Following a lengthy intro video/montage for the event featuring various annual celebration highlights of past Decimation winners over the years throughout XHF's illustrious history, we open up live to the night's frenzied, sold out arena crowd of 21,000 screaming XHF fans in St. Louis with the Decimation event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin playing swiftly across the building's PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler soon cut in and the much anticipated in-ring action is ready to begin on this year's edition of the Decimation broadcast....*
*"Threshold" by Hammerfall begins to play to officially kick things off moments later. Mr. Mysterio himself finally comes from behind the curtain. You can just feel the evil in the air as pyros goes off. He then begins to walk towards the ring. The fans are booing him. The camera pans out in the crowd and you can tell that the crowd is afraid of Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio steps upon the apron and he just steps over the top rope. He goes to his corner and awaits for the match to start.*
Cole: Impressive size. He surely has the look to be here.
King: Size? The look? You going to call him later to set up a date for sex?
Cole: I'm getting tired of your shit.
King: Ooooooh I'm scared.
*The lights then dim and "Angry Chair" begins blaring through the PA system. Raven emerges and raises his wings to the crowd. Raven comes down the ramp and rolls into the ring and makes himself comfortable in the corner while awaiting the start of tonight's upcoming contest.*
King: Quoth the Raven, Nevermore?
Cole: I don't get it...
King: It's not complicated.
Cole: .....
King: Nevermore he will be after he gets killed by this massive freak of mother nature in a matter of seconds now.
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Hardcore Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Raven
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Hardcore Match
Mr. Mysterio vs. Raven
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Raven sits in the corner and waits for his opponent. Mysterio falling for the plan runs into the corner. Raven pulls himself up and sends a shot to his chin. He runs off the ropes and mysterio comes in with a shoulder block. It sends raven outside and scrambling to find his bearings. Which he finds by digging under the ring, as Mysterio comes forth, raven brings forth a chair to his skull. Knocking him back. Raven gets on the top rope with chair in hand. As mysterio turns around, he dives with intent to bash him over the head. Mysterio puts his arms up and catches the chair. He boots him in the midsection and Raven quickly drops the chair. Mysterio grabs it and waits until Raven lifts his head. As he does.... WHAM!!!! He throws it at him and connects right in the face. Raven stays up, Mysterio grabs him by the neck and throws him overhead. Raven lands in the corner... sitting again. This time not waiting to attack, Mysterio runs in with a knee and smacks him in the face. He picks him up and puts him on the top rope. Mysterio goes back to get the chair and lays it in the middle of the ring. He brings Raven up top and is ready to hit a superplex but Raven fights back. He shoves him back and Mysterio goes flying. He cracks the back of his head on the chair.
King: I doubt he has much brains to begin with.
Cole: He's hurt though.
King: No.... he's literally a monster, he can't be hurt.
Raven tries high risk and connects with a leg drop across the throat of mysterio. He goes for the cover... 1... and a kickout. Raven rolls to the outside and throws in a can of goodies. He pulls out a table and sets it up outside. He rolls back in, digs in the trash and pulls out a toaster. He walks up to mysterio and sticks his hands inside. He pushes down on the handle and mysterio yells out in pain, as his hands are being crushed. But he headbutts raven to get him off. Takes out one hand, keeps the other one inside and winds up. Raven turns around to get punched in the face. Mysterio drops the toaster and picks raven up. As he tries to slam him, Raven slides off the back. Mysterio turns around, gets booted in the midsection and raven goes for a ddt. Mysterio pushes him back into the corner hard. Then sends multiple shots into his chest. Mysterio picks him up and hits a running powerslam out of the corner. He jumps on top and gets the 1...2... and a kickout. Mysterio goes to the trash but then moves outside and brings a table in. He puts it up in the corner. As Raven gets back up, he runs and clubbers him in the back. Mysterio doesn't go down, he turns around slowly.
Cole: Big mistake.... you don't lightly tap someone bigger than you.
King: ....There's so many things I could say there, but I won't.
Raven hurries up and digs in the trash but by the time he pulls out a baseball bat. Mysterio runs up to him and knees him. Raven hits the mat but takes the bat anyways and swings at his leg. He connects with full bone and mysterio hunches over. Raven gets up and clotheslines him down with the bat. Mysterio gets back up. Raven notices the table, Mysterio comes running and Raven side steps him. He puts the brakes on before crashing through the table. Raven turns him around, jumps behind him and hits a russian leg sweep through the table. However, it doesn't break. Mysterio just lays on it and raven doesn't notice it. Mysterio gets off, raven turns into a boot. Mysterio sets him up for a powerbomb and throws him through the table. Mysterio makes the cover.... 1...2... and a kickout from Raven. Mysterio pounds the mat in frustration. Raven a bit dazed gets up, he kicks Mysterio and delivers a vicious Evenflow DDT!
King: KICKOUT!!!!
Cole: Nah... over. Like your career.
Raven gets the pin... 1...2... and a kickout. Not wasting time, he mounts mysterio and punches him with right hands. Then walks over to the trash. He pulls tosses a bag to the side and pulls out some barbwire. Raven shrugs and then tries to attack him with it. He puts it over his mouth but mysterio puts his hand up fighting it. He goes low and kicks raven to get him off. Mysterio gets up and waits.... Raven slowly gets up. Mysterio rushes him and picks him up. He hits a backbreaker, picks him up and hits another. Then he lifts him up, grabs him around the waist and hugs him with intent to break every bone in his body. Raven is slowly drifting away... slowly.... but he gouges the eyes. Mysterio lets go and then raven hits another Evenflow DDT. For the pin... 1....2.... and a kickout.
King: Eye gouging... seriously?
Cole: Your guy did a low blow.
King: Well that's cause he's an asshole. He's allowed to those things, even sleep with his wife if he must.
Raven shakes his head because he doesn't understand how he's doing it. He gets up and mysterio proceeds to do the same. Raven goes for another ddt but he gets shoves into the ropes. As he bounces back, Mysterio hits a sidewalk slam onto the barbwire. Raven grimaces in pain and wiggles around on the mat, mysterio didn't get to hold him for the pin. Raven slides outside and on the apron. Mysterio notices the table and goes out there with him. As raven pulls himself up with help from the ropes. Mysterio slaps his hand around the neck of raven. The end is near for raven but he kicks at mysterio until he hunches over. Raven turns around, grabs the arms of mysterio. Wasting no time, he walks off the apron and violently drives Mysterio through the table with Raven Effect Impaler as the crowd goes ballistic! Raven drags Mysterio's dead weight up and slides him back inside the ring. He jumps on top with both legs hooked and the referee slides quickly into position for the count: 1.....2....3!
Winner via Pinfall: Raven!
King: How in the hell did he lift him?
Cole: Mysterio was out of it, so I assume he just went with the flow.
King: Bullshit.... steroids.
*The cameras then soon go to the back where Seifer is seen sitting at his office, intently watching a nearby monitor that is just ending the previous match that took place… in the room is also Anarchy, as well as a couple members of the security team that seem to be on their lunch break as they’re watching the recent action that took place out in the arena but there’s suddenly a knock on the door. Without any sign from Seifer, the door swings open and in walks Tara Fenix… she looks uneasily at the security guards, Anarchy, then at Seifer who is just staring up at her with an expressionless face.*
Tara: “You wanted to see me?”
*She says as she stands directly across from Seifer, and Seifer just sits there rubbing his chin slowly. A smirk comes to his face, and he looks up at her eyes as she is staring directly at him. Still an uneasy tension in the room between these two…*
Seifer: “Yes. I did have a plan for you tonight… considering I don’t think you’ve learned your lesson from pulling a no-show in your tag-team match a couple weeks ago. And I know that you don’t have a match here tonight… as far as you know.”
*Puzzled by the comment that Seifer had made, Tara lets out a disapproving sigh before folding her arms over her stomach.*
Tara: “Who am I facing?”
Seifer: “The rancor. Go!”
*Before Tara even has a chance to react, Seifer had pulled a lever underneath his desk and a hole suddenly appears where Tara is standing!*
*She falls down into a pit, and rolls a little bit before beginning to push herself to her feet. This pit is filled with dirt, and she tries to dust herself off a little as she’s getting to her feet… after she gets to her feet, she looks up to see a large steel gate opening and slobber starting to drip into the dirt from the other side. It takes several seconds for the gate to finally open the whole way, and Tara stumbles back with an expression of amazement, and almost tripping over her own feet, at the sight of the rancor.*
*The rancor shows its claws to Tara as it slowly starts to make its way out from the steel gate. It lets out a loud growl, this time causing Tara to finally fall back… she notices a few human bones on the floor and picks one up before staring back up at the rancor. She shakes her head a little bit in disbelief at the sight. The rancor bares its sharp teeth at her and is still moving forward out from the gate.*
*Tara grips the bone in her hands tightly and backs up as far as she can against the wall to try and keep away from the rancor, but the beast continues advancing until it has her completely trapped at the wall! With one swipe, the rancor lifts her up and starts to bring her up towards its mouth… but she still has the bone in her hands, as she puts it in the mouth of the rancor so it can’t close its mouth. The rancor snarls while trying to get the bone out from its mouth, and releases Tara during its own struggle.*
*After Tara has fallen back to the ground, the rancor continues to try to snap the bone in its mouth, while she seeks cover… she crawls into a small crevice where there’s a couple rocks to try to keep her protected. After being well protected, or so it seems, the rancor snaps the bone and looks down at Tara who is trying to keep herself safe. The claws of the rancor come down towards the crevice, but they’re way too big to be able to get to her… it starts slashing at some of the rocks, hitting them away, and trying to force her out. She keeps as close to the wall as she can before picking up one of the rocks and slamming it as hard as she can onto the hand of the rancor!*
*The rancor lets out a loud screech, as if it were in pain and starts wailing around a little… this gives Tara an opportunity to make a break for the other side of the steel door, from where the rancor had come. After Tara has reached more safety, the rancor turns towards her again and lets out an intimidating roar before starting to advance! Tara has opened the nearby door as fast as she could, hoping to escape, but the door is barred… she shakes the bars to try and get someone to open them, but security from Seifer just start to laugh and tell her to get back to the fight.*
*Tara turns around to see the rancor still advancing slowly and looks around for something… she sees a button, but it’s too far out of reach and the rancor is getting too close. So she picks up a rock that’s next to her feet, and carefully aims… she gets a direct hit on the button, smashing it with the hit as well! The door comes slamming down, and the door crushes the rancor.*
*The door finally opens, as some of the security come in astonished that Tara was able to defeat the rancor. The scene fades for a brief moment, re-opening back in the office of Seifer… Tara has just walked through the door again.*
Seifer: “Well, shit, I wasn’t aware that ‘Tara’ was a Jedi name. We’re done here.”
*Tara shakes her head, and starts to wipe the dust from her clothes again after her fight with the rancor… and with that the scene goes back out to ringside in the arena for the next scheduled matchup.*
Cole: Next match coming up is a Triple Threat.
King: One of the wrestlers involved will be formally debuting for XHF tonight as well.
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
Cole: I wonder if Obsidian is going to be watching those kids with the nachos nearby.
King: He is already eying them.
*Slow square dance tune comes over the speakers as Decoy steps out holding a black, New York Yankees baseball cap in his hands and is wearing the new, silver and white, open, Toronto Blue Jays jersey. He spins around moving out onto the top of the stage as though almost square dancing with himself. The music picks up and Decoy puts the hat on backwards. He nods his head to the music (Square Dance by Eminem) and folds his arms over his chest, trying to look cool as he walks out down the ramp and into the ring.*
Cole: Decoy and Obsidian do not like each other by any means.
"When you walk through the door
It was clear to me
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see
You're a rockstar
Everybody wants you
Player, Who can really play you.
We're the ones who made you."
*The music continues, as Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny walks down the ramp usually to a good cheer. He walks down the ramp acknowledging the crowd on his way to the ring. He rolls in, and he points to all of the fans around the ring with a grin on his face.*
Cole: Destiny is debuting here on Decimation. What a first match to have. A Triple Threat match on a Pay Per View.
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Triple Threat Match
Decoy vs. Obsidian vs. Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
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Triple Threat Match
Decoy vs. Obsidian vs. Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
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The ref has checked everyone over and has signaled for the bell. Obsidian is still looking at those kids with those nachos. Decoy runs over and grabs Obsidian and sends him into the ropes. Obsidian rebounds and Decoy drops to one knee and just nails him with a fist to the stomach. Obsidian drops to one knee. Kris came across the ring and nails foot to the back of Obsidian. Obsidian lets out a scream. Decoy gets to his feet. He grabs a hold of Kris and sends him into the corner. Decoy comes a running in and Kris gets a foot up right in time. Decoy stagers backwards. He goes back in again and Kris nails him with an elbow to the face.
Cole: Kris nailed that kick right on Obsidian.
Decoy moves backward and Kris comes charging out of the corner and nails a Clothesline that almost took Decoy's head off. Kris nails a Moonsault on Decoy. Kris goes for the pin but Obsidian begins kicking Kris on the head to break up the pin attempt. Obsidian picks Kris up and sticks his head between his legs and was attempting a Pile driver. Kris blocks it. Obsidian tries again and once again Kris blocks it. This time Kris sends Obsidian over onto his back. Obsidian is holding onto his back.
Cole: Kris is showing Obsidian and Decoy a thing or too.
Decoy and Obsidian are on their feet. They have backed Kris into a corner. Obsidian goes in and gets kick to the stomach. Decoy nails Kris with a kick to the midsection which causes him to double over. Decoy then nails an Elbow to the back of Kris' neck which causes Kris to go to one knee. Obsidian had gotten to his feet. Decoy and Obsidian both lift Kris up and nails him with a Suplex. Kris holds onto his back. Decoy then picks Kris up and holds his arms behind him and allowed Obsidian to hit him with rights and left. Kris finally gets lose and rolls out of the ring.
Cole: Can you believe that Obsidian and Decoy were working as a team?
King: Not at all.
Obsidian grabs Decoy and sends him into the ropes, as he rebounds Kris was there to trip Decoy and grab his leg and pull him out of the ring. Kris begins to lay in punches to the side of Decoy's head. The ref is trying to get both of them back inside the ring. Obsidian has had enough. Kris is on the apron and he turns to face Obsidian. Obsidian had already made it to the ropes. Kris grabs a hold of Obsidian and drops his throat right on the top rope. Obsidian falls backwards and is gasping onto his throat. Decoy had made it to his feet. He slides back into the ring. Kris hooks Obsidian leg and the ref makes his count. 1.... and Decoy pulls Kris off of Obsidian.
Cole: Kris came close on getting his first win here at XHF just then.
King: Decoy had different plans however.
Decoy begins to stomping on Kris' leg. Decoy gets out of the ring. He still has a hold of Kris' leg and he slams his leg right against the ring post. Kris lets out a scream. The ref is telling Decoy to get back itnto the ring. Decoy slams the leg right into the ring post again. Kris pulls away from the corner. Decoy slide back into the ring. Obsidian and Decoy begins stomping on Kris' leg again. Decoy goes over to Obsidian and just nails him right in the side of the head. Obsidian goes down. Decoy gets on top of Obsidian and just starts to pound away. Finally the ref pulls Decoy off of Obsidian.
Cole: Should have known that Obsidian and Decoy cannot work together very long.
Kris begins to use the ropes to pull himself up. Decoy is over there and begins kicking on that leg again. Kris goes back down toward the mat. Decoy places the leg on the bottom of the ropes. Decoy grabs the top rope and jumps and lands on Kris' leg. Kris lets out a scream. The ref is trying to pull Decoy off of Kris. Obsidian comes over and rams a shoulder right into the back of Decoy. Decoy goes front first into the ropes and then he bounces back right into a Belly to Back Suplex. Obsidian goes for the pin. 1....2. Kris drops an Elbow right on Obsidian neck to break up the pin attempt.
Cole: Kris saves Decoy from ending the match.
Kris drops another Elbow right on Obsidian chest. He then picks Obsidian up and nails him with a Pile Driver. Obsidian rolls out of the ring. Decoy is on his feet and takes a wild swing at Kris. Kris ducks under the swing and he gets Decoy up and nails Atomic Drop. Decoy is dancing around the ring and he leans against the ropes and Kris sends him over the top rope with a Clothesline.
King: Kris is the only one in the ring.
Cole: Not for long, Obsidian is back in too now.
Obsidian is laying punches to back of Kris' head. Obsidian has Kris on both knees. Decoy is on the top rope and he waits for Kris to get back to his feet. He leaps and nails Kris with a Double Axe handle which bought Kris back to the mat. Decoy was going for the pin but Obsidian pulls him off of Kris. Obsidian was going for the pin but Decoy pulled him off. They got into a fist fght. They are nailing each other in the face. Neither one getting the advantage. Kris makes it back to his feet. He gets behind Decoy and rolls him up. The ref is in position for the count: 1....2....3! Obsidian cannot believe it.
Winner via Pinfall: Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny!
Cole: Kris picks up his first win here in the XHF!
King: What an impressive debut win it is matter of fact.
Cole: A common roll up pin took the win.
*The ref raises Kris' hand proudly in victory as we cut briefly to a commercial break...*
*The lights now go down as we return live at ringside and "The Sound of Madness" by Shinedown begins to play over the PA system...
"Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast
Always under attack, always coming in last
Bringing up the past, no one owes you anything
I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the ass
So paranoid, watch your back..."
Suddenly there is an explosion on the stage and Spike West stands at the top of the ramp looking down and holding his Sledgehammer as Angel crawls between his legs and snakes herself around his lower body with her hands on his chest...
"Oh my, here we go
Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower
Quicksand's got no sense of humor
I'm still laughing like hell..."
Spike Raises his Sledgehammer over his head and there is a shower of red and blue sparks all around them.
"You think that by crying to me
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe
You've been infected by a social disease
Well, then take your medicine... "
Angel slinks back and Spike Runs down the ramp and slides under the ropes as Angel makes her way down the ramp. Spike leans back against the second rope and pushes the top rope up as Angel steps in *playing the Stacey Keibler role*.
"I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?..."
In the middle of the ring Spike and Angel stike the same pose of before and the ring is showered with red and blue sparks . The music then stops and the lights come back on and Spike climbs the far right turnbuckle and sits waiting for his opponent to arrive at ringside.*
King: Angel sure is cute.
Cole: You think every woman is cute.
King: You don't hear me complaining about you thinking every man is cute.
Cole: I'm not gay!
King: Could've fooled me.
*The lights then flicker and fade out as black lights pulse to the beat of "10000 Watts of Artificial Pleasure" by Dope Stars Inc. Smoke lines the entryway as a figure steps from behind the curtains and into the middle of the smoke. The crowd cheers as they see who it is: XHF's psycho Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. He has a smile on his face as he pumps his fist in the air, walking through the smoke. He walks down the ramp, slapping the hands of some of his fans as he darts to the ring and slides under the bottom ropes. He then bounces off the ropes a couple of times and turns toward the entrance, ready for action.*
Cole: And here's a very impressive athlete in the XHF! He has proved that he has what it takes to face the best, at the likes of Tara, and here he is now... fighting... for a key.
*As the bell is about to sound, we are suddenly interrupted by "Re-Education (Through Labor" by Rise Against blaring over the PA system! Seifer immediately shows up from behind the curtains but no one at his side... nothing in his hands, either. He just walks down to the ringside as both Spike West, and Crazy Boy watch the Executive Director. He gets right up to the apron and extends his hand out to Spike, shaking his hand, then as he walks around the ring he also shakes the hand of Crazy Boy before sitting down at the commentators table and putting the headset on.*
King: Yes! You're going to join us for this match, sir?
Seifer: Yes indeed.
Cole: Welcome, sir, and what a great match you booked for us here, this evening!
Seifer: I can't imagine anything being bigger than this, right here.
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Chaotic Ladder Match
(In this matchup a mystery key will be hanging above the ring, and as for what it may unlock for the winner as a direct result? We shall now find out folks...)
Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith vs. Spike West
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Chaotic Ladder Match
(In this matchup a mystery key will be hanging above the ring, and as for what it may unlock for the winner as a direct result? We shall now find out folks...)
Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith vs. Spike West
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The bell finally sounds and Spike and CB both quickly dash outside of the ring. Spike is searching underneath the ring, while CB has grabbed a ladder and slid it inside the ring… Spike looks inside the ring to see that CB has taken a ladder, so he stops searching under the ring and grabs the other ladder that was left at his side of the ring. He slides it into the ring, then jumps up onto the apron, then gestures for CB to give him a moment. CB just shrugs his shoulders and invites him to step into the ring….
King: Crazy Boy is letting him get into that ring.
Cole: This could be a bad move, he should take advantage of this right away!
Seifer: I do agree, Cole, however, I do like that Crazy Boy is showing some sportsmanship here.
Spike finally steps back into the ring and picks up his ladder, as CB just stares him down. Spike holds the ladder a moment then nods his head at CB, and both of them swing the ladder at each other! Both ladders collide but Spike pushes CB back until he’s against the ropes… here, he kicks around the ladder hitting CB in the shin, causing him to stumble and his grip loosens on the ladder. Spike moves back a little and the ladder that CB had just falls, so Spike prepares to hit him with the ladder but CB quickly leaps up hitting a dropkick and sending the ladder back into the face of Spike!
Cole: Spike is sent down to the ring!
King: That might’ve done it right there!
Seifer: It may have, but that doesn’t mean he’d stay down.
Spike drops the ladder and is starting to roll back to his feet, at the same time as CB. Both of them run quickly at each other, but Spike takes him over with an arm drag… he is quick to get to his feet, before CB has a chance to roll away, and goes for a quick leg drop - CB manages to roll out of the way, and Spike sits there a moment in pain from missing his move. CB runs at the ropes bounces off to hit a front dropkick to the head of Spike! Spike rolls holding his head, as the referee is checking for blood, but he’s still good to go…
Cole: Crazy Boy looks to be in complete control of this match.
King: A lot of moves that could just bust him right open!
Seifer: I think Crazy Boy has a very promising future in the XHF with that kind of style.
CB gets back up and goes right over to Spike, pulling him up to his feet before delivering a hard knife edge chop straight to his chest! Spike winces for a moment, before grabbing CB by the head and delivering a head butt. CB almost stumbles back but Spike immediately follows up with a vicious strike to his throat. CB is now holding his throat before Spike takes him over with a snap mare, and quickly applying a sleeper hold… CB is quickly trying to get to his feet, not wanting to become unconscious at all, but Spike is doing his best to keep him grounded. CB manages to get free from the hold, laying flat on his back for a moment. Spike is leaning over him to try to keep momentum on his side, but CB brings a leg back to connect a shot right to his skull!
King: Stopping the momentum!
Seifer: He has a lot of resilience.
Cole: Every time that Spike looks to be getting some control, Crazy Boy takes it right back!
Spike falls back against the ropes. CB kips up, and turns to face Spike who is already running at him to attempt a clothesline! CB ducks underneath it but gets an arm around Spike, as he lifts him back for a German suplex! Spike holds the back of his head as he’s getting up to his feet, and CB is already up as he starts to hit him with as many shots as he can. Spike knees him in the abdomen and tries to just toss him forcefully into the ladders that are still on the ring canvas, but CB manages catch himself although off balance.
Cole: This could be the opening that he needs!
Spike rushes forward and grabs CB before taking him down face first onto the ladder with a reverse Russian leg sweep! The referee is checking him for blood, but Spike quickly rolls out of the ring while Angel is searching underneath the ring for something… he goes over to stand next to her to see what she is going to give him, while the referee is still checking on CB who is starting to push himself to his feet. Still not busted open, though. Angel grabs a steel chair for Spike as he is examining it, appearing quite satisfied with weapon choice.
Seifer: Weapons are starting to come into play.
King: And a great suggestion by Angel. She… is… beautiful.
Cole: Hopeless.
CB walks over to the ropes and pulls on them to slingshot himself over! Angel quickly moves, as does Spike, but Spike turns and hits CB in the arm with the steel chair! CB holds his arm in a lot of pain, but is already being pulled to his feet as Spike keeps the chair in hand… as soon as Spike has him balanced a little, he goes to slam the chair to his skull, but CB quickly gets himself aware of what’s going on as he takes Spike down with a scissor leg sweep! Spike’s head collides with the steel chair that he was holding… CB quickly goes over to Spike, and pulls him up before slamming his head down onto the chair again!
Seifer: That chair is being used against him!
King: How could he?!
Cole: He could be bleeding, and be out of it, now!
The referee slides outside of the ring to check Spike for blood, and although very dazed, he’s not bleeding. CB lifts Spike from the steel chair as he’s still dazed before slamming his head onto the apron of the ring then runs him full force into the steel post! Spike’s head bounces right off the steel post and he starts to stumble towards the barricade while CB follows him over. Spike catches himself on the barricade and delivers a quick kick straight to the abdomen of CB. CB leans over holding his stomach in a bit of pain before Spike finally takes a couple steps forward and drops him with a Double-arm DDT! Spike lays there a moment to get his head together, while Angel is trying to motivate him to get up. CB is holding his own head in pain from being dropped like that… it takes a few seconds for Spike to finally shake his head a little and start to get up, but rather than getting to his feet he crawls over to the apron of the ring. Tossing one of the curtains up, he starts searching for something to use as a weapon and comes out with a Singapore cane.
Cole: Another weapon for Spike West.
King: He’s looking to inflict pain, not make him bleed.
Seifer: Could do both.
Meanwhile, CB has rolled over and gotten to his hands and knees while Spike is getting to his feet. Swinging the weapon as hard as he can, he snaps the weapon over the back of CB! CB screams out in a bit of pain and drops back down before rolling over onto his back and still in absolute pain. Spike tosses the broken weapon aside, and goes back underneath the ring to pull out another weapon. This time he pulls out a trashcan and brings it over to CB who has rolled back onto his stomach and this time is getting ready to sit up using the barricade to help with getting himself back to his feet. Spike comes over to CB and lifts the trash can overhead preparing to slam it over his head but CB delivers a few quick jabs into his stomach.
Seifer: He’s coming back into this match, again…
Cole: A few hard jabs stop Spike from being able to continue this assault!
King: I’m surprised Crazy Boy isn’t out of this after that cane just snapped over his back!
Spike drops the trashcan as CB gets up to his feet and continues to pummel away at him. CB lifts the trash can up and does a quick spin before connecting the end of the trashcan right into the skull of Spike! Spike falls down and is instantly busted open by the shot, as he brings his hand up to try and wipe some of the blood from his forehead.
Seifer: We see blood!
King: Crazy Boy definitely has the advantage in this match now.
Cole: So long as he can prevent himself from getting busted open, Crazy Boy can end this match anytime.
CB notices that this is his opportunity to bring an end to this match, as he drops the trashcan and slides inside the ring… Spike is laying there still shaking his head as he’s crawling towards the apron of the ring, and Angel is now checking on him. CB sets up the ladder in the center of the ring as the crowd is going absolutely crazy while he points up to the key signifying that he’s going for it. Spike has pulled himself up a bit so that he can see what’s going on inside the ring, and sees that CB is climbing up the ladder at a decent speed. Spike forces himself under the bottom rope while CB is about halfway up the ladder. Spike quickly gets to his feet, stumbling a little because of the blood loss…
Cole: Crazy Boy is just a few steps away from winning!
King: Reach!
Seifer: Spike isn’t out of this match yet, though!
CB is still trying to climb higher on the ladder when Spike grabs the bottom step of the ladder with both of his hands and starts to tilt it back as CB just misses the key with his hands and decides it’s best to jump to the side of the ladder… he does so, and is hung over the top rope. Spike flips the ladder to the outside of the ring before pulling CB back into the ring fully. He tosses CB into the turnbuckle before climbing up and starting to punch him as hard as he can in the head repeatedly! After almost twelve shots, Spike leans over to bite his forehead but CB manages to take him off the turnbuckle and slam him down onto the canvas with a power bomb!
Cole: And he’s trying to bite him!
Seifer: That’s one way to make him bleed.
King: Some brutal tactics by Spike West.
Seifer: That’s why I call this chaotic.
Spike tries to get to his feet rather quickly, while CB checks himself for blood to find that he’s still good. He pulls Spike back up to his feet before lifting him onto his shoulders and starts spinning! Before he can finish his move Crazy Airlines, Spike manages to push himself off of his shoulders and a little dazed as he comes off the ropes, but he still catches CB with a clothesline! Spike remains on his feet and stumbles forward to catch himself on the ropes. CB is starting to get up to his feet as Spike turns around but still against the ropes.
Seifer: What a clothesline!
Cole: Spike is still in this one!
King: He better bust him open fast.
Spike comes away from the ropes as soon as CB is up and facing him, but CB leans over and lifts him back up to his shoulders! He spins around again and this time successfully completes Crazy Airlines!
Cole: Crazy Airlines!
King: Crazy Boy has to get that ladder back into the ring.
CB rolls out of the ring and starts to push the ladder that was still setup back into the ring. He gets onto the apron of the ring to finish getting it in, while Spike rolls over and gets something slid over to him… it’s a pair of brass knuckles… as CB is busy making sure the ladder is right underneath the key hanging from above the ring, Spike has started to get up to his feet. CB turns to see that Spike is starting to sit up, and goes over pulling him to his feet, not noticing that Spike is making sure the brass knuckles are properly on his hands. Before CB has a chance to react, Spike has gotten enough distance to connect with a hard right hook right to his skull, with the brass knuckles! CB is now bleeding.
Seifer: More blood!
Cole: This match can go either way!
King: I can’t believe this.
Spike tosses the brass knuckles to the side as he looks at CB who looks to be completely out cold… Angel is now cheering him on, as he makes sure the ladder is setup before wiping the blood from his own head and starting to climb the ladder himself… CB has rolled over, and put his hand to his forehead to see that he was busted open and grabs the bottom step of the ladder on the opposite side of Spike. Spike is still climbing, but CB uses the ladder to start pulling himself up to his feet, and starting to climb the ladder.
Seifer: Spike is close…
Cole: But Crazy Boy is starting to climb up from the other side.
King: He just has to reach up and grab the key!
Spike looks down on the opposite side to see that CB is climbing, as he’s halfway up. He takes a couple more steps up the ladder while CB is now halfway up… Spike reaches his hand up letting his fingertips touch the key, the key just being out of reach. He takes one more step up and as he’s reaching his hand up now, CB lands a shot straight to his sternum! Spike leans over the ladder while CB continues to climb and both of them now near the top. CB forces Spike to stand up fully before delivering a hard shot to his head! Spike looks almost ready to fall off, but he manages to hold onto to the top of the ladder to keep himself held up.
Cole: This is a very dangerous position for these two competitors.
Seifer: But the fans can’t get enough!
King: I just hope this match ends soon, otherwise one of them will be seriously hurt.
CB connects a second shot, and tries to force Spike off the ladder… but still to no avail. Spike manages to grab CB by the head before he can connect with a third shot, and slam CB’s head down onto the top step. CB looks dazed as Spike tries to take this moment to grab the key but CB shoves him hard enough that he does fall and land hard on the canvas, face up. CB looks up towards the key, with it being right within his reach, but then he looks down at Spike, and a smile comes to his face. He carefully climbs up the ladder balancing himself on the top step before taking a huge leap of faith! He goes for the Crazy Spin! Before he can land the move, Spike manages to roll out just on the outside of the ropes as CB looks to be in complete pain as he is sitting on his knees.
Cole: No! Why?! Why would he do that?!
King: He had the key in his grasp!
Seifer: We’ll see whether that was
Spike pulls himself up onto the apron of the ring wearily glaring at CB who had a perfect chance to put an end to this match. He steps back into the ring and pulls CB to his feet before dropping him back down with the Spike Driver! Spike sits there a moment before going back over to the ladder and setting it up again… as he’s getting ready to climb the ladder, CB has grabbed him by the ankle and started to pull him away from it. Spike gets a little bit aggressive here and turns away from the ladder starting to stomp on the damaged body of CB repeatedly!
Seifer: He’s brutalizing him now. He won’t stay down!
King: It’s what must be done!
Cole: He might be able to climb that ladder if he can knock Crazy Boy out.
Before Spike turns back to the ladder, he lifts CB back to his feet and drops him down to the ring with The West End! CB looks to be dead in the ring, as Spike turns again to the ladder… CB again grabs him by the ankle, and shakes his head up at him. Spike turns to him again and kicks him in the back of the head before carrying the ladder to the side letting people know that he’s going to make sure CB doesn’t get up.
Cole: What’s he doing here?
King: A new plan?
Seifer: I don’t know, but I like it.
Spike gets outside of the ring and starts to search underneath the ring… he pulls out not just one, or two, but three tables! He slides them each into the ring one by one before sliding into the ring. As soon as he gets to his feet, he kicks CB hard in the sternum sending him a little bit away in the direction of the ladder. CB has grabbed the ladder and was carefully trying to get the ladder setup just close enough to where the key was dangling. Meanwhile, Spike was setting up the tables. Two on the bottom, and the third on top of the two… Angel tossed him a bag as he tried his best to get the majority of what was in the bag on the top table. Everything in the bag were just thumbtacks!
Cole: If this doesn’t keep Crazy Boy out, I don’t know what will.
Seifer: I hope we find out.
King: So do I. This is great!
Angel finally pointed out to Spike that CB was using every bit of his strength to climb the ladder, which was horizontal to the tables that were setup… Spike quickly grabbed the ladder and started to make his way up. CB noticed him coming up as he had reached the top step and decided it’d be best to go on the defense by delivering a few hard shots to him before he could get up. Spike looked to be dazed but was still going up. He slammed CB’s head down onto the top of the ladder and held him over for a couple seconds. He pointed down towards the table and called for the Burning Hammer!
Cole: After all his moves… he’s trying to get the Burning Hammer on him? From the top of the ladder?!
Seifer: This’ll keep him down long enough for Spike to get the key, that’s for sure!
King: I don’t know… I don’t think this is a good idea.
Spike tried lifting him onto his shoulders but CB managed lock his feet around one of the steps to prevent himself from being lifted up. Spike tried again, but was unable to get him on his shoulders, so instead tried to just push him. CB got back to a vertical stance on the ladder before delivering a quick jab to Spike this time! CB slammed his head down onto the top ladder, just like it was done to him, before tossing him to the side sending him crashing through the three tables and onto the thumbtacks!
Seifer: Backfired!
Cole: Hopefully he doesn’t do anything dumb this time!
King: He’s crazy, Cole! He’ll do something dumb of course!
Spike arched his back in a lot of pain, as Angel instantly rolled into the ring to tend to him and CB decided it was best to just end the match here. He struggled by lifting his own arm up and pulled the key from the top. The bell sounds!
Seifer: Not this time! We have a winner!
King: I can’t believe what we’ve seen!
Cole: And what’s the prize?
Seifer: You’re about to find out.
Overall Winner of the first-ever Chaotic Ladder match by pulling the key: Tyrone “CRAZY BOY” Smith!!
*Seifer meanwhile has gotten out from the commentary booth and walked to the ring as the referee was tending to Spike West. Some members of the medical team had rushed down to the ring to check on him, and assist him with getting to the back while Crazy Boy slowly climbed down from the ladder. The staff was there trying to check on him, but he noticed that the Executive Director was standing inside the ring with a microphone in hand…*
Seifer: “I have to say… congratulations, Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith!”
*The entire crowd is going wild while Seifer takes a step back and some of the ringside crew members are trying to get everything out of the ring so that they can setup for the next match. While they are doing that, Crazy Boy just smiles and wipes some of the blood from his head before looking at the key… almost in disbelief that he had won.*
Seifer: "Now, originally I was thinking of making you wait until this Friday to find out what that key unlocks. But… I think we’re going to find out right here. Right now! What that key unlocks! So…”
*Seifer walks towards the side of the ring closest to the ramp where his best friend, Anarchy, was already walking down to the ring with that briefcase in hand… the handcuff still around his wrist, and around the handle to the briefcase. Crazy Boy was still a little bit confused seeing as we still don’t know what’s in that briefcase but Anarchy slides underneath the bottom rope with the briefcase in hand and walks over to Seifer. Seifer pulls out a key of his own to take the handcuffs from the briefcase and Anarchy’s wrist.*
Seifer: “Your prize sir, is what’s inside.”
*Seifer and Anarchy both hold the case for Crazy Boy, and he puts the key into the briefcase before turning it… giving a little bit of anticipation, he opens the briefcase to reveal a brand new championship belt! Beautifully designed, Crazy Boy brought the championship out and held it high into the air to show the crowd while Anarchy closed the briefcase.*
Seifer: “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and hereby first-ever reigning XHF Chaotic Champion: Tyrone...‘Crazy Boy’...Smith!”
*Seifer applauds for the first-ever Chaotic Champion in XHF history, something that could never be taken away from Crazy Boy… Tyrone puts the belt to his shoulder and wipes some of the blood from his forehead again before shaking hands with the Executive Director, then with Anarchy who had protected the briefcase the entire time since they had debuted. Both Anarchy and Seifer leave the ring, and exit up the ramp to allow Crazy Boy to continue what's sure to be a lengthy celebration the remainder of this evening as the latest champion of the Xtreme Hardcore Federation.*
King: What an amazing job by Crazy Boy! He gave his all in this match!
Cole: A well deserved victory for Crazy Boy here at Decimation!
King: Wait a minute! What the hell is going on?!
*As Crazy Boy stands in the middle of the ring celebrating his victory, the lights suddenly begin to dim. A loud, ominous gong rings out from the pa system. A look of confusion spreads across Crazy Boy’s face. He turns to the referee, but he doesn’t seem to know what’s going on either. Another gong rings out as a thick fog begins to slowly cover the ground. Up on the Xtreme-tron, five words appear in dark red, set upon a black background.*
“THE WALKING NIGHTMARE HAS RETURNED”
King: OH MY GOD!!! *King ducks underneath the announcer’s table*
*The opening riff to “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica blasts out of the pa system as The Walking Nightmare, Deathtrain emerges from behind the curtains. He throws his hands up into the air and lets out a maniacal laugh. The crowd gasps in terror as they stare at the horrifying monster that is Deathtrain. Crazy Boy still seems a bit confused, but he keeps watching Deathtrain, trying to figure out what is going on. An evil smirk spreads out across Deathtrain’s face as he begins to make his to the ring. Crazy Boy braces himself, getting ready for whatever Deathtrain has planned. Deathtrain runs and slides into the ring. He gets up and stares straight into Crazy Boy’s eyes, his evil smile still in place. He takes a step towards Crazy Boy. Crazy Boy takes a step back…and lunges at Deathtrain with a clothesline! But, Deathtrain ducks it, turns and kicks Crazy Boy in the gut. He grabs Crazy Boy by the throat and lifts him up high into the air. Crazy Boy’s eyes are bulging out of his head and glistening in the light before Deathtrain slams him down to the mat with the Rain of Fury!*
King: NOOOO!!
Cole: I can’t believe what we’re seeing!!
*Deathtrain laughs out loud again, staring down at Crazy Boy’s lifeless body. He whirls around, staring out into the crowd before finally climbing out of the ring and making his way up the ramp. He stops at the top of the ramp and turns back to look at Crazy Boy, who is still lying motionless on the mat. A satisfied look spreads across his face before he disappears behind the curtain.*
King: The King of Nightmares has returned!
Cole: Tune in XHF fans as we await the answers to the many questions that I know you all have.
*We then fade momentarily to commercial break once again as a very brief but intense promo image for next month's highly anticipated new Ruthless & Reckless event airs....*
Coming soon to a Pay-Per-View screen near YOU, live from War Memorial Stadium in exotic Hawaii on Sunday, September 27th, a night in which the XHF heads south for what will undoubtedly turn out to be anything BUT a restful, relaxating getaway vacation as Mongo the Destroyer might have intended, not when there's blood to be spilt for the sake of personal satisfaction among the masses, and most certainly not when there's an ongoing Xtreme war...to be waged.