Tights for the night (tss)... [Rumble]
Apr 1, 2020 10:12:29 GMT -5
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Post by ViciousLothario on Apr 1, 2020 10:12:29 GMT -5
"Your Living Legend" Zézé Taborda is sitting in a chair on a small office, his legs are over a table when his phone rings!
Zézé Taborda gets up in a slow motion feeling the sound of his ringtone, he dances like a male pole dancer. His hand travels his body until he reaches his tra la la . He sings along.
"Tu estás livre e eu estou livre
E há uma noite para passar
Porque não vamos unidos
Porque não vamos ficar
Na aventura dos sentidos"
(You're available and I'm available
And there is a night to spend
Why don't we go united
Why don't we go stay...
in the adventure of senses)
A female voice echoes from the back.
???: PICK UP THE PHONE!
Zézé quickly reaches the phone. "Uhm uhm"
Zézé Taborda: HELLO BABY! How are you doing in this lovely day?! - says Zézé in a smiling voice.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: I'm glad you miss me! I miss you so much as well, darling! ROARRRR! GRRRRRR! (...) You miss your big tiger, Don't you?! (...) GRRRRR... ROAR!!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: When are you coming back to Portugal?! (...) Oh really, that's so far away! I'm counting the days on my wall like a convict does. (...) Your husband will arrive at any moment... Don't worry my babe. I don't have much time as well. I've been doing business, I will wrestle in Italy soon.
(...)
Zézé puts out his loving tiger face and has a more serious look on his face.
Zézé Taborda: Yes! Of course I will get hurt! It's a wrestling match not the love parade or whatever your husband does. Your Macho Latino needs a little help from you, my love!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yes, I know you would never let your big tiger down! You see, this is a big match in Italy. I've been preparing for it for over a year now, since I last wrestled for the last time in AWF. I've prepared for so long because this is a match at the height of your living legend! It's for the greatest title in American wrestling! You know your Macho Latino is that big!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Not only there! But I was wondering if you could lend me some euros? There is some problem with my bank account and for some reason they don't let me take out my money and I have a payment to do.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yeah I know, it's been hard for everybody, specially with this pandemic around. But it's so important for me. I've shipped this wrestling tights to wear for this Rumble match, they are arriving at any second now. It would be a shame if the "Portuguese Dream" doesn't have any money to pay them.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yes this tights are beautiful! Your tiger can showcase them in private when you come.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: The tights are green on one side, the other side is a beautiful red. In the middle, right where your favourite part is it has the yellow portuguese sphere! On the green side "Portuguese" is written with red letters and on the red side "Dream" with green letters! Beautiful is what they are! Just like your Living Legend! *laughs*
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yeah... With all that printing and the material I've ordered... I need 5000€!!
(!!!)
Zézé Taborda: You know the best only wears the best! Plus! I have to look good when I win the Rumble and I'm crowned with the XHF X-Crown!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: I know I could count on you! I love you babe. Now do it quickly, your husband might come at any moment. I will send you all the bank details in a second. GRRR!!
(...)
Taborda hangs up the phone on her. The female voice we heard earlier approaches him.
???: You look happy! Will she send you the money?
Zézé Taborda: Yeah! Send all the bank details to this number.
???: Great! But babe, I don't like how you speak to this woman. I am different right?!
Zézé Taborda: You are my only one, darling! You are like me... The special one!
???: AWWWWWWW!
Zézé Taborda: Now quick! Send the bank details to this number cause I need the phone to dance to my tune!
???: Love when you treat me badly.
Zézé give his personal agenda to the female who walks away fully in love with your Macho Latino.
Zézé goes back to dancing and singing his tune!
A sexy dance once again. Your Living Legend is at the top of his game.
???: That's the phone ringing! PICK UP!
Zézé Taborda: OH! RIGHT!
Zézé Taborda quickly picks up the phone!
Zézé Taborda: HELLO BABY! How are you doing in this lovely day?! - says Zézé in a smiling voice.
(........)
Your Living Legend is amassing wealth and giving education to kids. And what are other Rumble participants doing?! Trash talking each other... Despicable! Zézé Taborda is knowledge and knowledge is power. But this won't end here. Since you're eager for it, the Portuguese dream will give you a bit of attention. Just not today, There are some other issues that are more important. Like his wrestling tights for the night.
Before you ask... How will she send the money to a bank account if Taborda said that he has problems with his bank account? That's how women work, kids. When you give them good, their brain doesn't work correctly. Just learn how to please them. PFFF...
Zézé Taborda gets up in a slow motion feeling the sound of his ringtone, he dances like a male pole dancer. His hand travels his body until he reaches his tra la la . He sings along.
"Tu estás livre e eu estou livre
E há uma noite para passar
Porque não vamos unidos
Porque não vamos ficar
Na aventura dos sentidos"
(You're available and I'm available
And there is a night to spend
Why don't we go united
Why don't we go stay...
in the adventure of senses)
A female voice echoes from the back.
???: PICK UP THE PHONE!
Zézé quickly reaches the phone. "Uhm uhm"
Zézé Taborda: HELLO BABY! How are you doing in this lovely day?! - says Zézé in a smiling voice.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: I'm glad you miss me! I miss you so much as well, darling! ROARRRR! GRRRRRR! (...) You miss your big tiger, Don't you?! (...) GRRRRR... ROAR!!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: When are you coming back to Portugal?! (...) Oh really, that's so far away! I'm counting the days on my wall like a convict does. (...) Your husband will arrive at any moment... Don't worry my babe. I don't have much time as well. I've been doing business, I will wrestle in Italy soon.
(...)
Zézé puts out his loving tiger face and has a more serious look on his face.
Zézé Taborda: Yes! Of course I will get hurt! It's a wrestling match not the love parade or whatever your husband does. Your Macho Latino needs a little help from you, my love!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yes, I know you would never let your big tiger down! You see, this is a big match in Italy. I've been preparing for it for over a year now, since I last wrestled for the last time in AWF. I've prepared for so long because this is a match at the height of your living legend! It's for the greatest title in American wrestling! You know your Macho Latino is that big!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Not only there! But I was wondering if you could lend me some euros? There is some problem with my bank account and for some reason they don't let me take out my money and I have a payment to do.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yeah I know, it's been hard for everybody, specially with this pandemic around. But it's so important for me. I've shipped this wrestling tights to wear for this Rumble match, they are arriving at any second now. It would be a shame if the "Portuguese Dream" doesn't have any money to pay them.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yes this tights are beautiful! Your tiger can showcase them in private when you come.
(...)
Zézé Taborda: The tights are green on one side, the other side is a beautiful red. In the middle, right where your favourite part is it has the yellow portuguese sphere! On the green side "Portuguese" is written with red letters and on the red side "Dream" with green letters! Beautiful is what they are! Just like your Living Legend! *laughs*
(...)
Zézé Taborda: Yeah... With all that printing and the material I've ordered... I need 5000€!!
(!!!)
Zézé Taborda: You know the best only wears the best! Plus! I have to look good when I win the Rumble and I'm crowned with the XHF X-Crown!
(...)
Zézé Taborda: I know I could count on you! I love you babe. Now do it quickly, your husband might come at any moment. I will send you all the bank details in a second. GRRR!!
(...)
Taborda hangs up the phone on her. The female voice we heard earlier approaches him.
???: You look happy! Will she send you the money?
Zézé Taborda: Yeah! Send all the bank details to this number.
???: Great! But babe, I don't like how you speak to this woman. I am different right?!
Zézé Taborda: You are my only one, darling! You are like me... The special one!
???: AWWWWWWW!
Zézé Taborda: Now quick! Send the bank details to this number cause I need the phone to dance to my tune!
???: Love when you treat me badly.
Zézé give his personal agenda to the female who walks away fully in love with your Macho Latino.
Zézé goes back to dancing and singing his tune!
A sexy dance once again. Your Living Legend is at the top of his game.
???: That's the phone ringing! PICK UP!
Zézé Taborda: OH! RIGHT!
Zézé Taborda quickly picks up the phone!
Zézé Taborda: HELLO BABY! How are you doing in this lovely day?! - says Zézé in a smiling voice.
(........)
Your Living Legend is amassing wealth and giving education to kids. And what are other Rumble participants doing?! Trash talking each other... Despicable! Zézé Taborda is knowledge and knowledge is power. But this won't end here. Since you're eager for it, the Portuguese dream will give you a bit of attention. Just not today, There are some other issues that are more important. Like his wrestling tights for the night.
Before you ask... How will she send the money to a bank account if Taborda said that he has problems with his bank account? That's how women work, kids. When you give them good, their brain doesn't work correctly. Just learn how to please them. PFFF...