Timeless Rumble rp 1
Apr 1, 2020 19:49:15 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, SWAT Team, and 1 more like this
Post by Timeless on Apr 1, 2020 19:49:15 GMT -5
We open on a motel room, where is it, we don’t know, all we see is the room, so how are we meant to know where it is. It’s a room, there is a nice big bed with huge fluffy pillows and a big mirror, and standing in front of the mirror is one Roxylishus. The hottest woman on the planet, she is smoking and wearing a hotter than hot red lingerie bra and panties, man, her rack is to die for. She snaps a few selfies and then turns her attention to Timeless.
Timeless is resting on the bed, leaning on his side and elbow resting on his palm. He is wearing an unbuttoned SWAT baseball style shirt, his huge muscles bulging like a god from years ago. He is distracted and starring off into space, and Roxy doesn’t like this, she likes the attention on her.
Roxylishus : What are you thinking about?
Timeless : (he is too smart and been down this road before) Why how much I love you my love.
Roxylishus : Yeah, right. (she scoffs) What are you really thinking about. The XHF Rumble for the X Crown is upon us you know.
Timeless : Ohhhh, I know. Them fools don’t know what they are in for.
Roxylishus grabs a bottle of sanitiser and approaches Timeless, he holds out his hand and she sprays it on his good hand and then massages it in for him, you wish it was your hand she was oiling up.
Roxylishus : The thought of them cretins getting in the ring with you, just makes me feel dirty. (She coo’s the word dirty and your mind wanders, you are only human)
Timeless gets up off the bed and looks in the mirror, he stops, staring at himself, Roxylishus is beside him and getting miffed he isn’t looking at her, he does look just as good as her, he pops his peck muscle, because a peck pop is always better than an overused stupid stinking arrogant smile slash smirk. You sit there and think, is he talking about ME? You know he is and you cringe inside that you over use that same crap over and over and over and over again.
Timeless : I can’t wait to get my hands on them XHF hot shots and throw them over the top rope, after dropping them on their heads and caving their skulls first that is. I have watched and seen them for over a year now. Looking down on SWAT like they are some Kings. They will see in the Rumble who the true King of this world is.
Roxylishus : Sir Winsalot!
Timeless : Damn straight. Check it out XHF (he looks into the camera) You want to know why for over a year, the best of the best haven’t come to your parties? While you sat there thinking we all isolated ourselves, yet meanwhile, NOT ONE of you came near us?
I will tell you. We didn’t trust you.
WE! Me. The Pinnacle.
Valentine.
Radu.
The Big Bad Bustling Bandit himself Paulie Mutha fuckin Soutter.
110% Syberus.
We didn’t trust_you.
And why the hell should we have. We saw what happened when our first batch of guys attended. What a joke.
Then, it took a glorified manager slash politician to come across and school all your fools on the way things were. Everything he said was right and he smashed it out of the park and brought your beloved X Crown home to SWAT. Home to stay. That’s where I come in. We want it to stay with us, so, we are sending in the big gun. Namely, myself.
Sure I like Zoran, I even helped him take out Radu once and for all and sent him to the bottom of the Hudson River. Sure I will help him once he comes in and work with him, but I know if he gets a chance to take me out, he will, and he knows I will do the exact same to him. If it comes down to the pair of last two, better man wins, which is ME!
Roxylishus : Give us another one of them peck pops.
Timeless winks at her and pops his peck, she giggles clapping her hands.
Roxylishus : That is so cool. Watch this.
She does a double peck pop, her huge knockers rising up and down, she does another and another and another and Timeless is exaggeratedly nodding his head up and down like a see saw.
Timeless : Ok, ok, ok. You win. (he turns and mouths to the camera) “Wow”.
Roxylishus : You know though, you are so right. Them XHF punks, they looked down on us for a year, asking why we never sent our best in and why we isolated ourselves, meanwhile, none of them had the balls to come within a bulls roar of us. It took Duke the Plagiarist to step up, then Caffrey thought he’d taunt him and come follow him into the Rumble, saw what the Fuck we could do and jumped to the winning team in a flash.
She snaps her fingers as she says flash.
Timeless : What happened to Caffrey in our Rumble? I took his ass out! ME! It doesn’t matter who else jumped on board for the ride, it was our cement that fucked him, and he damn well knows it.
Roxylishus : He thinks he got one back on you at Battleground.
Timeless : Mindless twit. He will see, them battles that are won and lost along the way, the mean nothing, no one remembers them, no one cares about them, it’s who wins the WAR! Who wins the BIG ONE! Like this one! The Rumble! And after I win it! I am right now stating, to the world, he will be my first defence! Anthony insert a smile every second sentence for the ohh so hating me so much viewers Caffrey.
I watch you Caffrey ... (Timeless is staring into the camera now intensely. His eyes piercing a whole in your soul, also making you yearn for him, not only all the girls at home, but the guys somehow are feeling a tiny movement in their loins and they don’t even know why) I watch you and I laugh. You try and say all the right things, you try and say what you think is cool. The difference is, when you say it, you’re saying it because it’s the cool thing to say. When I say it, that makes it cool, because i said it!
Peck pop
Timeless : Do people watch SWAT because you are now here? Orrrrrrr, are you here because people watch SWAT?
Do people come to the XHF because SWAT is here? Orrrrr, do they come to SWAT because we are on the network?
Maybe an extra five per cent may flick over to us with you here, maybe but i damn sure know more people join the XHF for SWAT than join SWAT from the XHF!
Roxylishus : Forget about Caffrey and the rumble, let’s do something.
Timeless : Oh, we are going to do something, lots of things. This rumble, with this baby right here (Timeless brandishes his Time Travel watch) We are GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
...... But first.
Timeless presses some buttons on his phone and a portal opens, he steps thru it and the shot comes with him, a message appearing on the bottom of the screen reading six months ago.
It seems he is at a warehouse, he walks in and up to the counter.
Customer service girl : (eying him up and down in his unbuttoned baseball top, her bottom lip drops in a wanting manner and she tosses her hair) Hello, how are you today, what can I do for you?
Timeless : I’m great thanks, I would like to place an order for home delivery here in New Hope. I want 20 boxes of toilet paper and another 20 boxes of hand sanitiser.
Customer service girl : We can do that, are you starting a new business sir?
Timeless : Something like that.
Timeless pulls out a credit card as she starts getting his details, he does a peck pop and she sighs wantingly and we fade.
Timeless is resting on the bed, leaning on his side and elbow resting on his palm. He is wearing an unbuttoned SWAT baseball style shirt, his huge muscles bulging like a god from years ago. He is distracted and starring off into space, and Roxy doesn’t like this, she likes the attention on her.
Roxylishus : What are you thinking about?
Timeless : (he is too smart and been down this road before) Why how much I love you my love.
Roxylishus : Yeah, right. (she scoffs) What are you really thinking about. The XHF Rumble for the X Crown is upon us you know.
Timeless : Ohhhh, I know. Them fools don’t know what they are in for.
Roxylishus grabs a bottle of sanitiser and approaches Timeless, he holds out his hand and she sprays it on his good hand and then massages it in for him, you wish it was your hand she was oiling up.
Roxylishus : The thought of them cretins getting in the ring with you, just makes me feel dirty. (She coo’s the word dirty and your mind wanders, you are only human)
Timeless gets up off the bed and looks in the mirror, he stops, staring at himself, Roxylishus is beside him and getting miffed he isn’t looking at her, he does look just as good as her, he pops his peck muscle, because a peck pop is always better than an overused stupid stinking arrogant smile slash smirk. You sit there and think, is he talking about ME? You know he is and you cringe inside that you over use that same crap over and over and over and over again.
Timeless : I can’t wait to get my hands on them XHF hot shots and throw them over the top rope, after dropping them on their heads and caving their skulls first that is. I have watched and seen them for over a year now. Looking down on SWAT like they are some Kings. They will see in the Rumble who the true King of this world is.
Roxylishus : Sir Winsalot!
Timeless : Damn straight. Check it out XHF (he looks into the camera) You want to know why for over a year, the best of the best haven’t come to your parties? While you sat there thinking we all isolated ourselves, yet meanwhile, NOT ONE of you came near us?
I will tell you. We didn’t trust you.
WE! Me. The Pinnacle.
Valentine.
Radu.
The Big Bad Bustling Bandit himself Paulie Mutha fuckin Soutter.
110% Syberus.
We didn’t trust_you.
And why the hell should we have. We saw what happened when our first batch of guys attended. What a joke.
Then, it took a glorified manager slash politician to come across and school all your fools on the way things were. Everything he said was right and he smashed it out of the park and brought your beloved X Crown home to SWAT. Home to stay. That’s where I come in. We want it to stay with us, so, we are sending in the big gun. Namely, myself.
Sure I like Zoran, I even helped him take out Radu once and for all and sent him to the bottom of the Hudson River. Sure I will help him once he comes in and work with him, but I know if he gets a chance to take me out, he will, and he knows I will do the exact same to him. If it comes down to the pair of last two, better man wins, which is ME!
Roxylishus : Give us another one of them peck pops.
Timeless winks at her and pops his peck, she giggles clapping her hands.
Roxylishus : That is so cool. Watch this.
She does a double peck pop, her huge knockers rising up and down, she does another and another and another and Timeless is exaggeratedly nodding his head up and down like a see saw.
Timeless : Ok, ok, ok. You win. (he turns and mouths to the camera) “Wow”.
Roxylishus : You know though, you are so right. Them XHF punks, they looked down on us for a year, asking why we never sent our best in and why we isolated ourselves, meanwhile, none of them had the balls to come within a bulls roar of us. It took Duke the Plagiarist to step up, then Caffrey thought he’d taunt him and come follow him into the Rumble, saw what the Fuck we could do and jumped to the winning team in a flash.
She snaps her fingers as she says flash.
Timeless : What happened to Caffrey in our Rumble? I took his ass out! ME! It doesn’t matter who else jumped on board for the ride, it was our cement that fucked him, and he damn well knows it.
Roxylishus : He thinks he got one back on you at Battleground.
Timeless : Mindless twit. He will see, them battles that are won and lost along the way, the mean nothing, no one remembers them, no one cares about them, it’s who wins the WAR! Who wins the BIG ONE! Like this one! The Rumble! And after I win it! I am right now stating, to the world, he will be my first defence! Anthony insert a smile every second sentence for the ohh so hating me so much viewers Caffrey.
I watch you Caffrey ... (Timeless is staring into the camera now intensely. His eyes piercing a whole in your soul, also making you yearn for him, not only all the girls at home, but the guys somehow are feeling a tiny movement in their loins and they don’t even know why) I watch you and I laugh. You try and say all the right things, you try and say what you think is cool. The difference is, when you say it, you’re saying it because it’s the cool thing to say. When I say it, that makes it cool, because i said it!
Peck pop
Timeless : Do people watch SWAT because you are now here? Orrrrrrr, are you here because people watch SWAT?
Do people come to the XHF because SWAT is here? Orrrrr, do they come to SWAT because we are on the network?
Maybe an extra five per cent may flick over to us with you here, maybe but i damn sure know more people join the XHF for SWAT than join SWAT from the XHF!
Roxylishus : Forget about Caffrey and the rumble, let’s do something.
Timeless : Oh, we are going to do something, lots of things. This rumble, with this baby right here (Timeless brandishes his Time Travel watch) We are GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
...... But first.
Timeless presses some buttons on his phone and a portal opens, he steps thru it and the shot comes with him, a message appearing on the bottom of the screen reading six months ago.
It seems he is at a warehouse, he walks in and up to the counter.
Customer service girl : (eying him up and down in his unbuttoned baseball top, her bottom lip drops in a wanting manner and she tosses her hair) Hello, how are you today, what can I do for you?
Timeless : I’m great thanks, I would like to place an order for home delivery here in New Hope. I want 20 boxes of toilet paper and another 20 boxes of hand sanitiser.
Customer service girl : We can do that, are you starting a new business sir?
Timeless : Something like that.
Timeless pulls out a credit card as she starts getting his details, he does a peck pop and she sighs wantingly and we fade.
