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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 5:54:48 GMT -5
[Switch to the locker room, and we see Timeless and RoxyLishus. Roxy looks like a million dollars, short short short pants, they may as well be a g string, and a top, that is about to disintegrate thru them huge melons bursting thru them. Timeless, he looks even better, hair immaculate, suit on with no shirt under it, muscles gleaming.]
Roxylishus : I can’t believe that f’n tart Candy! Who did she freakin’ marry to be a Lishus?
Timeless : Huh?
Roxylishus : Last week, on Battleground! Candace in here proclaiming to be Candace lishus! What a crock!
Timeless : Candace who?
Roxylishus : God damn it Alex! Pay attention. Candace Morelli. Wife of Joey Morelli, you’re tag team partner for this years Cup according to Joe Pesci.
Timeless : Fuck these Cups. First it was Daniel Collins, you made me team with him. He got his, my life long foe. Christian Sebastian Kennedy next, we went all the way to the final last year, and he DROPPED THE FREAKEN BALL! Then, ran off and cut himself some, skitzed out on all who supported him, and never been seen from since.
Roxylishus : That happens to everyone who tries to hang with us babe, they look at you, and look at me, (puffs out her chest) and look at you, and just give up, and who could blame them.
Timeless : Not me.
Roxylishus : Well, this Candy can go cut herself with the rest, calling herself a Lishus, biting trollep!
[Timeless’ phone starts to ring a video call.]
Timeless : Hello. It’s me. No, it’s You. It’s me .... the future You!
Timeless : Future me?
Timeless : Yes, you know we are the master of time and space, it the future you!
Timeless : Wow! You look incredible!
Timeless : Of course we do, pfft. So, this is very dangerous, you can not know too much about your future, but i need to tell you something.
Timeless : What?! What is it!? (demands Young Timeless)
Timeless : This team with Joey Morelli and yourself.
Timeless : What of it?
Timeless : You two, you are set to break all ground before you, you are about to begin a new era.
Timeless : A new Era?
Timeless : YES! Keep up! [Bruno Mars gif] The Hellhounds. Kilroy Evans & Andrew Karnage. The Connection!!! Teams fabled in the history of time, teams that can’t come close to what you and Morelli will accomplish!
Timeless : Really?
Timeless : Really!
Timeless : Ok, thanks dude.
Timeless : Thank You! You have the World at your feet. I can not tell you much more, but remember, you and Morelli, are set for the Promise Land, together, you two can be ANYTHING!!!
[Timeless hangs up and Timeless smiles to himself and puts his own phone back in his suit pocket.]
Timeless : Anzac Cup, come at me!
Roxylishus : What? What about this Jezebel Candy trying to be ME!?
Timeless : No one can be you gorgeous. Let her try and call herself a Lishus, everyone saw you on Married at First Site get the name!
Roxylishus : So you want to make it work with Morelli?
Timeless : We have no choice! It’s Destiny! He and i, we are destined for greatness. You heard him ... ME! The Cup is just the beginning. We are the new measuring stick. We are the future, and the present, we are the SHIT!
Roxylishus : But what about HER?
Timeless : Who?
Roxylishus : Candy!
Timeless : I couldn’t give a stuff about her, and neither will you! Morelli and I will be the new force in wrestling, so shall it be written, so shall it come to pass. You will jump on board, and i don’t want to hear another word about it.
Roxylishus : Ok, you’re the boss. What about these She Devils?
Timeless : She what?
Roxylishus : She Devils. Our opponents Round 1.
Timeless : She? They are .... girls?
Roxylishus : Half girls, half demons apparently.
Timeless : What else do we know about them?
Roxylishus : 90% titties, that’s Jewel. 2nd best rack in SWAT!
Timeless : Wow! From you that’s a compliment! I’ll have to check em out, first hand!
Roxylishus : I could beat them skeezers, let alone you and Morelli.
Timeless : With the future me being a voice of what is to come, does that make me somewhat of a prophet Foxy Roxy?
Roxylishus : More of a god i would think.
Timeless : Devil God to these She Demons we be facing! I will dedicate this match to the all historic scoop slam, and use that move, and that move only in our match.
Roxylishus : Are you sure, i mean the one move only thing is fun on Battleground, but this is the Anzac Cup! This is, according to your future self, the start of something special.
Timeless : Something Special because o f who i AM! Not who i could be or should be, who i AM!! Morelli gets it, he and i have come together at this point in time, not for we might be, but for what we ARE!
And who i am, is every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
The Ultimate Male Supreme!
A god damn Wrestling Machine!!!
Jay Kay voice over : “From another Galaxy.”
Roxylishus : Send me into Hyperspace baby!
Timeless : Un fade able.
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 6:08:29 GMT -5
Frank Salazar : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, and is a first round Anzac Cup Tag Team match. Introducing first, coming in at a combined weight of 250 lbs .... JEWEL & JASMINE!! THE SHE DEVILS!!! [Highway to Hell hits and The She Devils make their way down to the ring.] Frank Salazar : And introducing their opponents, coming in at a combined weight of 497 lbs .... accompanied by Candace Morelli and Roxylishus!!!! TIMELESS ALEX TURNER ..... THE GODSON OF SWAT JOEY MORELLI .... CHIANTI!!!! [Sfera Ebbasta - Tran Tran hits and Candace and Roxylishus make their way out to the rampway, they look so hot you wish you had two eyes so you could look at both, make that four eyes you want, and a tub of baby oil. They pose together and the fans go wild, then Joey and Timeless come out between them, high five and the four make their way to the ring, Roxylishus stops to banter with a fan, then mock wretches with her finger in her mouth gagging and dismisses them. The girls hold the ropes open for Timeless and Joey and Timeless grabs the mic from Frank.] Timeless : I got passion in my pants and i aint afraid to show it! Joey : (grabbing the mic) I’m Sexy and i know it! [Timeless tells him, no, he is, and they bicker at who is the sexiest and then the bell rings to begin the match.] [Both teams take to their corners and Jewel steps out as does Timeless. Morelli and Jasmine circle each other when Jasmine makes the first move towards Morelli. Morelli steps aside but Jasmine catches herself and starts circling for a second time. Morelli then drills Jasmine with a some piston like right hands.] Jeremy Tucker : Joey is quick! Andrew Fulton : Quickest hands in the west! Jeremy Tucker : Morelli then with a Belly to belly Suplex! Andrew Fulton : Joey then locks on a headlock and tags in Timeless. Jeremy Tucker : Timeless into the ring, SCOOP SLAM on Jasmine! Andrew Fulton : This is it, he called only Scoop Slams this match, and that was the first! [Jasmine looks at Jewel, who nods. Jasmine holds out her hand, and Timeless is a bit confused by this, but he takes the handshake. He shouldn't have as Jasmine pulls Timeless through and into the corner. She follows through and mounts Timeless, but Timeless is unphased and pushes Jasmine off and then straightens out his back for a moment, then pulls Jasmine up for a scoop slam.] Jeremy Tucker : Scoop Slam number TWO! Andrew Fulton : And a mounting, Bonus! Jeremy Tucker : Timeless with a 3rd Scoop Slam! Andrew Fulton : He could put her away right now, tags in Joey, these two functioning REAL well as a team! Jeremy Tucker : Joey with a spin kick! Andrew Fulton : Mad uppercut by Joey! Jeremy Tucker : Flying arm bar from Joey, then he tags Timeless back in. Andrew Fulton : You guessed it!! Scoop slam by Timeless. Jeremy Tucker : Timeless tags Joey back in ... Andrew Fulton : SCOOP SLAM BY JOEY! Jeremy Tucker : He is getting in on the act! Andrew Fulton : Tag and Timeless back in, ANOTHER SCOOP SLAM!!! [Jewel is telling Jasmine to tag her in. Timeless tags in Morelli, ready to see what he can do. Morelli sends Jewel flying back into her corner with a hard whip. The two lock up again and this time Jewel pulls a hip toss out of no where that shocks Joey, and he sells it big time. ] Jeremy Tucker:: This shows why the ladies deserves to be in there with the men! Jewel has just taken possession of the ring! Andrew Fulton : With one hip toss? [Jewel charges at him but gets met with a foot to the gut, sending her back. Morelli tags in Timeless and Jewel slows down, waiting for Timeless as Roxylishus makes sure that Jewel doesn’t get too friendly with her man. Timeless and Jewel circle the ring and Jewel decides to charge but as she goes to charge she suddenly drops to the mat as Roxy grabbed hold of her ankle! Jewel glares at Roxy, who is calmly walking and she looks at the ref with a “who, me?” look. The ref just gives Roxy a warning and a very irritated Jewel gets to her feet. Jewel and Timeless start circling each other, and this time when Jewel charges, Timeless is ready for her and he catches her…..and hits her with a scoop slam! Jewel lays on the mat catching her breath as Timeless poses for the fans, getting a mixed reaction. He turns back to Jewel, who is slowly getting up.] Andrew Fulton: You were saying the women should take on the men? Looks like they are taken care of the women just fine. [Timeless remembers he has a match and turns back to Jewel, who catches Timeless with a drop toe hold which brings Timeless down. She quickly makes her way up and applies a cross face to Timeless, which Morelli yells at Timeless to get out of the hold as quickly as he can, and Timeless starts to get to his feet. He pushes Jewel into the corner and Timeless makes the tag to Morelli. Morelli comes rushing at in with a shoulder block, and it sends Jewel back into the corner. He grabs Jewel and throws her towards her corner, which is a blessing as Jewel is able to just reach Jasmine and tag her in] [Morelli pulls up Jasmine, and delivers a snap suplex. Jasmine holds her back in pain, and Joey goes for the pin ….] Jeremy Tucker : Jewel comes into break it, and Timeless comes into stop her. The referee sees Jewel, but not Timeless so Timeless delivers a few kicks to Jasmine as the referee gets a livid Jewel out of the ring. The referee turns around to see Timeless on the outside and Morelli in the ring with a down Jasmine. Andrew Fulton : Morelli pulls Jasmine up and sends her into the ropes…..and catches her with a nasty clothesline as she gets to her feet. Jewel sees that Morelli and Timeless are double teaming on Jasmine and is trying to get in but the ref is telling her to stay out of the ring. When he turns around everything seems fine, and he doesn’t see what Jewel was talking about. Jasmine is able to roll out of the ring, not a wise idea with Roxy and Candice out there, but the only one she has if she’s going to catch her breath. [In the ring Morelli is arguing with the referee, but Jasmine is doing one thing right, she’s staying in the ref’s line of site so that when ladies approach Jasmine he tells them to back off. He starts a ten count…..] 1…….. 2…….. 3……… 4………. 5……….. [Jewel is quickly discussing things with Jasmine as Jasmine gets back in the ring. Timeless charges at Jasmine, looking for a scoop slam…..] Jeremy Tucker : Jasmine ducks and dives at her corner and connects with a very fresh Jewel, who rushes at Timeless, with an elbow to his stomach that sends him down, and he rolls out of the ring, and Roxy rushes to his side. Jasmine stays near her corner, still recovering and Jewel is being patiently in the ring. [Timeless is holding his back, as if in pain, and Morelli seems like he’s frustrated. Jewel waits for Timeless to get up, but suddenly she feels someone behind her. She turns….and its Roxy with a left hand! Jewel goes down like a rock, and Roxy slips out of the ring. Timeless turns around and sees Jewel down, and goes for a scoop slam, and then another. Timeless pulls her up once more, Candace gets up on the apron and the ref moves over to her telling her to get down, Timeless sends Jewel into the ropes and hits her with his steel mechanic fist] Jeremy Tucker : That wasn’t the Scoop Slam! Andrew Fulton:: It doesn’t count, the ref wasn’t looking. Jeremy Tucker:: Now Joey is on the outside and he just yanked Jasmine down from the apron by the legs and she falls face first to the apron. [Roxy climbs in the ring and goes over to Jewel and looks down at her and then seems to have an idea. The ref is still distracted by Candace.] Andrew Fulton:: Is she going to strip? My dreams come true. Jeremy Tucker:: Oh shut up. [Roxy wiggles out of her panties, a white, lacy number and she twirls them theatrically over her head and throws them into the crowd, and the crowd goes nuts. Roxy stands over Jewel’s face with no panties on and hits her with a split splash over Jewel’s face.] Andrew Fulton:: Wow! Please let me be Jewel! Jeremy Tucker:: Shut up or I’m leaving right now. Andrew Fulton:: Promise? [Joey rolls Jasmine into the ring.] Jeremy Tucker : Timeless picks up Jewel and delivers a scoop slam. Andrew Fulton : Imagine she did that split splash a bit lower, she would have bounced all the way to the roof off them big ass Jewel Tittes! Jeremy Tucker : Joey with a Joe KO on Jasmine~! Andrew Fulton : The She Devils are dead! Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Joey on Jasmine and Timeless on Jewel. The ref looks at both and just shrugs and drops for the count. One ................... Two .................. THREE!!!!!!Andrew Fulton : Chianti win!!! Chianti win!!! Jeremy Tucker : That books them a 2nd round match up with Bar Code! Andrew Fulton : Now that will be some battle! Chianti all the way for me in this Cup. [Sfera Ebbasta - Tran Tran hits and Chianti celebrates in the ring. Each asking the other if they saw him win it for them.]
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 6:12:59 GMT -5
Roxylishus : Nek minute, we are in SWAT and the World is at our feet, suddenly, i have more Instagram followers than Paris and Kim combined! Reality TV come at ME! I got Married on Married at First Site, became officially Roxy Lishus! Stunned the World, went viral countless times. Now we have all the money in the world, fed after fed after fed throwing bags at us, every TV Network in the Universe wanting us on their shows. Allen is calling, and we are coming![Timeless walks out beside her, silk satin purple shirt unbuttoned, muscles oiled and gleaming, what a specimen.] Timeless : That’s right SWAT! I could have been whatever i wanted!!! Not like the rest of you wretches! [Crowd boo] Timeless : What_eva! What a waste of time giving them our life story Roxylishus! They can’t comprehend what happens to them day to day, let alone understand the life of the likes of us. They were great days though them college days. Home runs! Strike Outs! Triple Doubles! Mad Orgies! Roxylishus : We had world at our feet! Timeless : Now it’s in the palm of our hand! Just like this Anzac Cup! Roxylishus : Ring the bell and hand it over right now!Timeless : She Devils were the beginning, next the self proclaimed Jobber Mike Maddox and his partner Calum! Roxylishus : Self proclaimed ‘former’ jobber hun.Timeless : Once a junkie always a junkie. Once a jobber .... [Timeless ponders his thoughts, the crowd hanging on every word, soaking in his and Roxy’s awesomeness] Roxylishus : Always a jobber!Timeless : Maddox! It’s like this punk. In this game! There is a pecking order. There is the best of the best of the best. Us! Joey Morelli! Industrial Man! Former SWAT Greats like James Fierce! Kilroy Evans!!! Vile Vince Viper! Beelzebozo! CSK!!! Adrian Tanner Jr! [Crowd pops.] Reginald P Packer! [Crowd go wild.] All standing just a rung below yours truly! [Crowd boo.] Then there is the next level, another rung below, The Frostbites! The Goths and the Fairtex Dynasty! The Alex Withers and Alex Washingtons! The Irish Rose Bombshells! Yeah! Your WIFE and her Former Partner above you Jack! Even the Lynn Brewster’s! Wow. [Timeless reflects.] There is quite the line up in front of you. Calum is up there too in front. He could even be up in the top group, if it were not for who he is teaming with. Calum! You surround yourself with Mediocrity! You could say, you are Shrouded in it! Maybe you could be in the top echelon. Maybe, i mean, you did win the World Tag Belts, but then, what did you do after that ...... [There is a long pause as Timeless tries to remember.] Roxylishus : Eric said don’t bring your family into it unless you want them to become a target.Timeless : Did he now? I guess even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day. So you clowns got past the first round with your wife turning on her partner. One trick pony’s is what we think you are! So, unless Joey is secretly married to Calum, you punks got no chance! Zero! Nada! Want me to tell you what you are Mike? You are the Best! [Crowd gasps.] Best! Of the_rest! You are the top of the bottom, and Bottom of the top! If you are playing a sport, a game, and you are the best player on the team, you’re team loses. Every time. If you are the worst player on the team, you guys will win most contests. That’s where you lie, in life, and in wrestling! You get on the box and rip a great like Brickheart for being a nut case, then nek minute, you’re here on our screens having trances .... pfft. We are Chiati! We take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash! We make Stacks and break Backs! I am the Ultimate Male Supreme! Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream! A God Damn Wrestling Machine! [Orion hits and the scene fades as Timeless and Roxylishus pose on the rampway.]
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 6:26:02 GMT -5
Jeremy Tucker: This next Round 2 match-up here in New Zealand, live, at the Anzac Cup 2019 only on the XHF Network, is going to have huge implications. Andrew Fulton: That's right, everybody wants to see #BroCode vs. #BarCode! Jeremy Tucker: They have brought this hot feud into Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition from a fed located in Romania called Shrouded Enigma Entertainment...in order for this all to happen #BarCode needs to get passed Chianti, who will be represented by "The Godson of SWAT" Joey Morelli and his partner given to him by his Uncle Joe Pesci, "Timeless" Alex Turner! Andrew Fulton: Then later on tonight, #BroCode will take on the powerful newcomers of Alex Withers and his OG partner in crime..Leon Washington! Jeremy Tucker: First thing is first..Chianti vs. #BarCode Andrew Fulton: Morelli and Timeless got past the She-Devils earlier on to advance to this match up with Calum Morgan and Michael Maddox who got by Maddox's wife, Avery McCullen and her partner and former and longest reigning SWAT Amazon Champion, Lucky Linda! Jeremy Tucker: Thanks to a heel turn by Avery McCullen! "The Daredevil" means business for now on! Andrew Fulton: Is Avery aligned with her husband Maddox and Calum? Jeremy Tucker: It makes sense. Here we go!! Frank Salazar : Introducing coming in at a combined weight of 497 lbs .... accompanied by Candice Morelli and Roxylishus!!!! TIMELESS ALEX TURNER ..... THE GODSON OF SWAT JOEY MORELLI....CHIANTI!!!! [Sfera Ebbasta - Tran Tran hits and Candice and Roxylishus make their way out to the rampway, they look so hot you wish you had two eyes so you could look at both, make that four eyes you want, and a tub of baby oil. They pose together and the fans go wild, then Joey and Timeless come out between them, high five and the four make their way to the ring, Roxylishus stops to banter with a fan, then mock wretches with her finger in her mouth gagging and dismisses them. The girls hold the ropes open for Timeless and Joey and Timeless grabs the mic from Frank.] Timeless : I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it! Joey : (grabbing the mic) I’m Sexy and I know it! [Timeless tells him, no, he is, and they bicker at who is the sexiest waiting for #BarCode to arrive.] ["Bad Boy", by Skepta pops the PA speakers as the lights go out. They stay off for about thirty seconds then flicker back on. Standing in the ring in a haze of smoke is Michael Maddox and "Voice of the Voiceless" Calum Morgan decked out in Engima Demon paint. Calum has Roxylishus by the hair and he plants a kiss on her. Timeless gets met with a huge boot to the face by a fired up Maddox as Timeless was racing over to stop the kiss by Calum. Joey quickly helps Candice out then catches Roxy who has fainted. Calum goes to the corner and cracks a smile through the paint and poses on the ring ropes.] Fans: She's your steady!..She's your steady...She's your steady! Andrew Fulton: Calum Morgan just doing what every guy here wants to do..stick their tongue down the throat of Roxy! Jeremy Tucker: The bell has rang and this match has started! Andrew Fulton: Maddox starts out against "Timeless" Alex Turner as Joey and Calum wait in their respective corners. Jeremy Tucker: Candice is on the outside fanning Roxy off trying to get her back on her feet. Andrew Fulton: This big Devils Reject is using power on Timeless who never recovered from that kick to the face earlier by Maddox! Jeremy Tucker: Snap Nare by Maddox into a Pump Handle Slam! Maddox helps Timeless up with by his hair..Double Arm Hooked DDT! Shades of the legendary Cactus Jack! Andrew Fulton: The cover! 1..2- Jeremy Tucker: Broken up by Joey Morelli!! Andrew Fulton: Referee tries to get Morelli out of the ring but Candice jumps on to the ring apron- Fans: Show him your tits! Show him your tits! Show him your tits! Jeremy Tucker: Candice takes the referees head and puts it under her shirt! Andrew Fulton: Call it like it is..this is hot as fuck! She's rubbing her tits in the referees face so her husband Joey can smash up Maddox..Brilliant! Jeremy Tucker: In the ring Morelli with huge heavy lefts and piston like right hands to the face of Maddox..SUPERMAN PUNCH by Joey and down goes Maddox finally. Joey puts him in a Guillotine choke hold!! Andrew Fulton: He's choking the big Behemoth out!! Jeremy Tucker: Calum Morgan is perched on top of the top rope..Split Legged Missle Drop Kick!! It landed on Morelli! Calum back up and he SPEARS Joey through the middle rope and outside ring! Andrew Fulton: They landed onto Roxylishus! I'm in heaven- she can bump too?? [Morelli tries to get up but Morgan spears them both and Roxy through the guardrail and smack dap in the middle of the fans in the front row. Inside the ring Timeless has recovered. Maddox tries to get up by Timeless mocks him by blasting him with Maddox's own finisher- The Facelift.] Jeremy Tucker: Facelift by Timeless!? I don't think I'd ever imagine saying that. This Timeless means business in there tonight. Andew Fulton: No more messing around. Stakes are to high in this one. Jeremy Tucker: Timeless waits for Maddox to get up. ARM DRAG! AND ANOTHER BY TIMELESS! A THIRD AND NOW A FOURTH by Timeless. Maddox back up Drop Kick!! Andew Fulton: A thing of beauty! Jeremy Tucker: Timless with a clubbering blow! Andrew Fulton: On the outside of the ring Candice is trying to get Joey and Roxylishus up but Calum is up first! Jeremy Tucker: What's he going to do to Candice? [Calum smiles and stalks Candice. She turns around and quickly tries to slap him but Calum blocks it and sticks out his tongue. Joey is back up and Drop Toe Holds Calum and his tongue straight into the crotch of Roxylishus. Calum smiles orgasmically!] Fans: Lickety-splits! Lickety-splits! Lickety-splits. Andrew Fulton: Haha. Lickety-splits. I love this Calum. Jeremy Tucker: Inside the ring Timeless has taken over. Turn Me Loose!! (Lift someone up for a belly to back suplex on your shoulder, then drop down into a sit out like wheel barrow face buster)! Andrew Fulton: Calum goes down again if you catch my drift! Jeremy Tucker: Would you stop it! Timeless with the pin..1..2..3 KICK OUT! MADDOX kicked the hell out and Timeless can't believe it. Andrew Fulton: Joey just DDT'ED Calum out here on the concrete! Joey helps the girls up. He whispers in the girls ears. He lifts Candice up and Press Slams her on top of Calum! And Roxylishus says, "my turn"..Joey Press Slams her up and she lands Cunt First on top of Calum Morgan's face..CALUM MORGAN is the luckiest son of a bitch I've ever seen. Calum is once again in pure ecstasy! Jeremy Tucker: Inside the ring Maddox is back on the attack on Timeless. Gutwrench Suplex into a Belly to Back Suplex and pin by this young Mastodon! 1..2..thr-Morelli in and makes the save! That was close to being over! [On the outiside Calum gets up but is quickly mauled by "The Towering Inferno" Israel Steele who jumps over the guardrail! Steele smashes Calum with a Forearm down his spine. Steele then Power Bombs him through the British Announce table. The table busts in half and Steele jumps on it and lifts Calum up by the hair. Steele Pile Drives Calum thru the other half of the table demolishing it.] British Announcer: This wanker, Steele seems to have maybe broken Calum into tiny little stones here at Anzac Cup 2019 only on the XHF NETWORK! [Steele lifts Calum up on his shoulders and carries him to the ring. Steele Gorilla Presses Calum over the top rope and onto the apron. Morelli Drops kicks Maddox over to where Calum is and Maddox simultaneously makes the tag to Calum. Steele holds the top rope down and Maddox slides to the outside. The girls pounce on Maddox so he can't get up. Calum tries to get up by Steele soccer kicks him. Joey lifts Calum up dead weight style and Side Walk Slams Calum into the mat. Timeless runs at Morelli who Press Slams Timeless on top of Calum. Timeless crashes down and goes for the cover.] Andrew Fulton: The pin! Jeremy Tucker: 1.....2....3!! Chianti advances! Andrew Fulton: Calum got pinned no thanks to The Man of Steele! No #BroCode vs. #BarCode! Jeremy Tucker: To me this was some what an upset! Timeless and Morelli did a helluva' job tonight! We'll be right back with our final Round 2 match-up folks. #BroCode vs. Alex Withers and Leon Washington!
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 6:27:16 GMT -5
[We switch to the ring, and we see stage hands setting up a couch and a some coffee tables, they decorate the tables and as they do, we see on the tron, The Ellen set. The settings in the ring seem to match the Ellen set on the screen, and it looks like we are getting set for a live cross. Timeless and Roxylishus make their way back to the ring and inspect the settings, as on the Tron, Ellen introduces Maren Morris and she comes out and sings The Middle. ] Ellen : (sitting down from doing her stupid dancing) That was Maren Morris! Great song and thanks for joining us Maren. Now, we have a first, we are crossing live to SWAT Wrestling, they are in the middle of a big tournament, and we are joining them with an interview with two of their top stars, Timeless Alex Turner and Roxylishus. (Screens at home show half Ellen show and half the ring, Roxylishus and Timeless sitting comfy of the couch, looking a million dollars. Roxylishus has a low cut top on which is bulging with them fantastic titties, and Timeless, if possible looks even better, silk Armani purple shirt unbuttoned, and his Greek god like body glistening with baby oil.)
Timeless : Thanks Allen, and I would gladly meet Maren in the middle. The middle of HER LEGS!!!
Ellen : Oh my, I don’t think you can say that.
Timeless : Come on Dude. This is wrestling, we can say whatever we like!
Ellen : (trying to be professional and change the subject) Ok, so tell us about this tournament you guys have going down there at SWAT?
Timeless : It’s a tag team tournament, for the Anzac Cup. This is our 3rd Annual one, first year, i let this vixen talk me into teaming with my life long nemisis Daniel Collins, then we left him high and dry in it. Last year, we teamed with Christian Sebastian Kennedy, got to the final and he dropped the ball.
Roxylishus : THIS year, we are with Joey Morelli! The Godson of SWAT! So far we have disposed of the She Devils and Bar Code. (Roxylishus chuckles) Next stop, Risky Business.
Ellen : Risky Business? Sounds like this is BIG business, if you pardon the pun.
Timeless : You know it Dude. Our esteemed owner Mr Joe Pesci put us together, and at first, we were a little sceptical, but then i got a call from the future, and well, it’s safe to say, we are destined for great things, this tourney is just the beginning Al.
Ellen : The future? (bemused at being called Al, and shaking it off as a stumble)
Roxylishus : Oh yeah bro. He is the master of Time and Space. We have had many adventures.
Ellen : Fascinating. Tell us Roxylishus, we all saw you on Married at First Site marry Mr Lishus, wow, what a sensatation that was, how is life since then, and how is Mr Lishus.
Roxylishus : Well, life has been great since then Allan. I have more instagram followers than I can count, offers from every second reality show to come on the block, girl bands blowing up my phone and not to mention we are tearing it up at SWAT!
As for my former husband, he has returned to his 3rd world country in shame. We served the 3 months of marriage to make my last name official under SWAT rules. He didn’t understand it was just for entertainment and tv, not real and he became obsessed with me, i mean, who could blame him, but it came down to he had to leave or he was going to get killed by my true love here. (rests her chin lovingly on Timeless’ shoulder.)
Ellen : Here is a question that I often wonder, you seem to be a man of time, and of nostalgia, Backstreet Boys or Five?
Timeless : Really Allen? Easy. Duran Duran. Every time.
Ellen : Its Ellen, not Allen.
Timeless : (spitting his water out of his mouth.) Ellen? No shit dude?
Roxylishus : You’re, a .... a .... a women?
Ellen : (quite embarrassed) Oh boy, this is a little humiliating, yes i am women! ALL Woman!
Timeless : All woman? (Timeless laughs) THIS IS ALL WOMAN!
Roxylishus : (standing up and doing a pose, the push your chest out as far as you possibly can pose.) Wow, sorry dude .. i mean, Ma’am.
Ellen : It’s ok. (wondering how to dig herself out of this) Let’s go to them girl bands, we heard the rumours, that Gerri from the Spice Girls wants you to replace Victoria, is this the case?
Roxylishus : Yeah, i mean, ugh, what are them dinosaurs, like in their forties? What a bunch of “Wannabe’s” ... “Whoooooo, do they think they are”
Ellen : Victoria is a personal fr ...
Timeless : Can it Man! No way you ain’t no dude! We couldn’t care less about them old scrubs! This is 2019! This is the Time of Timeless!
Ellen : I assure you, I am all woman, my wife can testify to THAT! (a photo comes up of Ellen and Portia)
Timeless : You’re wife? Oh man. This is too much. What is this show we are appearing on? Look bro, let me give you a heads up, when you’re interviewing, it’s not about YOU! It’s about the guest, so less time on you and your personal life “choices” and more time on you know ... US!!
Roxylishus : This is what i don’t get, i mean, look at your wife, she is smoking hot, then look at you, you look like a man, thus our “mix up”. What I don’t understand, is if she likes girls, why would she go for one that looks like A MAN?!
Ellen : It’s not all looks in love young girl, you will learn that as you age and them bazooka’s give way.
Timeless : We are AGELESS Allen!
Roxylishus : These “bazooka’s” came with a lifetime guarantee I will have you know.
Ellen : I think I am going to cut this interview off here, you two I must say are the rudest and crudest guests I have ever had, and too come on here and disrespect me the way you have, I won’t stand for it.
[The SWAT Tron cuts of, and Ellens producers have cut off the simulcast.]
Timeless : (standing up) Wow, I guess she told us.
Roxylishus : Pfft. SWAT > Allen.
Timeless : Look at all you sheep fuckers ... sitting there not knowing how to react to what just happened ... ohhh, they insulted that poor dude looking lady. Take note! This is OUR show. I am the Pinncale, Timeless Alex Turner! I am the Pulse of SWAT!
The divorcee’s and single mum’s watching that trash just got their month’s worth of jollies drooling and dripping over us!
Roxylishus : We offend who we like, when we like. We just destroyed the BarCode, and The She Devils. That slimey Calum, he put his hands on me, and he paid the price. Mr Steele, I will see you afterwards, I owe you “one”.
Timeless : Next up, Risky Business. Industrial Man, you should have stayed gone. Replays of Hell’s Bouncer promo’s on loop will seem like Utopia compared to what we have in store for you. As for that grub partner of yours, Radu Matei, bring all the worms and slime you like, that shit don’t frighten us!
Roxylishus : (singing) Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think i’ll eat some worms. (she picks up her phone which was vibrating and reads the text, she grins fiendishly then shows it too Timeless) Look at who wants to come to our party.
[Grabs the phone from Roxylishus and types, the camera sneaks over the top to see his reply. It reads simply, AFFIRMATIVE
Timeless : Industrial Man, what a hoot. “This station is not operational!”
Ohh, this is going to be too easy. Just like you were Maddox and Calum! How’s Maddox, i give him a big lecture on how he is the top of the bottom and bottom of the top, and his reply, says the same back to me, boy, that’s the equivalent of the school yard “you are”.
Roxylishus : And Calum kissing me with the lights out, if only he knew where these lips were just before we “CAME” out to the ring.
Timeless : How do I taste sissy boy?
We are CHIANTI!
We like to Root and make all the Loot!
We take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
We break your heart and tear you apart!
We make Stacks and break Backs!
[Timeless saunters around the ring, owning every inch of it]
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
[Unfadabe.]
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 6:29:57 GMT -5
Frank Salazar : Introducing coming in at a combined weight of 497 lbs .... accompanied by Candice Morelli and Roxylishus!!!!& TIMELESS ALEX TURNER ..... THE GODSON OF SWAT JOEY MORELLI....CHIANTI!!!! [Sfera Ebbasta - Tran Tran hits and Candice and Roxylishus make their way out to the rampway, they look so hot you wish you had two eyes so you could look at both, make that four eyes you want, and a tub of baby oil. They pose together and the fans go wild, then Joey and Timeless come out between them, high five and the four make their way to the ring, Roxylishus stops to banter with a fan, then mock wretches with her finger in her mouth gagging and dismisses them. The girls hold the ropes open for Timeless and Joey and Timeless grabs the mic from Frank.] Timeless : I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it! Joey : (grabbing the mic) I’m Sexy and I know it! [Timeless tells him, no, he is, and they bicker at who is the sexiest as they await Risky Business.] Frank Salazar : And introducing their opponents ... coming in at a combined weight of 479 lbs .... RADU MATIE!!!! (the crowd boo’s) and .... THE INDUSTRIAL MAN!!!! ATILLA BALAN!!!! (Crowd goes wild) RISKY BUSINESS!!!! [The house lights fade, leaving the arena in darkness.] [Riz Ortolani's haunting theme music to the film Cannibal Holocaust begins to play over the PA system.] [Purple spotlights search through the crowd, building a sense of dread. The audience boo for the next participant, because he repulses them, but more so they aren't left alone with their thoughts. The erratic movement of the lights start to circle closer together before eventually, the perfect circles of light connect into the body of a large centipede. The visual representation of the insect stalks over the crowd, before racing towards the entranceway. Hitting the black curtains, the purple lights seem to double up, and fold into themselves.] [Rough hands swatting aside the curtain, the five-time SWAT Dixieland champion pushes his way out into the arena. Its been a while since he had an audience like this. Rather than appreciate the change in pace, he seems to shake with rage, channeling it down towards the ring. Clenching his fists, Radu Matei starts to stalk down the aisle in sync with the music. The audience throws stuff, and generally let him know that his presence isn't appreciated... but they also keep their distance. Anyone who leans over the railing gets slashed by the box cutters he hides in his suit. Some are still stupid enough to see blood, but the majority vocalize their hatred out of arms' reach. Cowards that they are.] [Approaching ringside, Radu lifts under the curtain to pull out a large box. Patting it, he smiles, before turning his venom back to the ring.] [The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Yellow sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience of a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on.] Jeremy Tucker : Getting to the money end now folks, what a match we have here, Risky Business Vs Chianti! Andrew Fulton : This is a Main Event anywhere in the World. Jeremy Tucker : Ref calls for the belt and IMan and Joey start things off. Joey bounces around and shadow boxes in front of him, Balan watching closely, and Joey turns around and blasts Radu on the outside. IMan pounces and grabs Joey in a waist lock, and Radu runs into the ring, fuming, the ref stands in front of him and sends him back to his corner, and Timeless blasts Balan with a double ax handle, and then Joey DDT’s him. Andrew Fulton : Joey mocks Radu and Radu calms himself and no sells it now. He is too smart for these Chianti games. Jeremy Tucker : Timeless tagged in by Joey, Timeless hits a drop kick, what a thing of beauty. Andrew Fulton : Best drop kick in the game! Jeremy Tucker : Snap suplex from Timeless to Industrial Man, then he goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Balan no sells it. Andrew Fulton : The robot has no balls Jerry! Jeremy Tucker : Vicious lariat by Balan twirls Timeless over in a 360, and Balan then hits a snap mare into a knee lift, tags in Radu and holds Timeless in place. Andrew Fulton : Radu bites Timeless on the bicep. He is feasting on him, the ref making the count and Radu releases at 4. Jeremy Tucker : Roxylishus is beside herself with Timeless getting bitten. Andrew Fulton : That’s her job! Jeremy Tucker : Radu with a side Russian leg sweep, rolls over with it and drops the leg on Timeless, then tags Balan back in. Andrew Fulton : Balan with a hard right hand, and then a diving fist drop. Jeremy Tucker : Tornado DDT by Balan and he covers. One ........... Two ... Joey breaks the count with a hard elbow to the back of the neck of Balan. Andrew Fulton : Joey then delivers a swinging neck breaker. Jeremy Tucker : Timeless back to his feet, nails an exploder suplex, and then tags Joey back in. Andrew Fulton : Chianti tagging in and out real well. They are a well oiled machine! Industrial Man on the other hand, he is a poorly oiled machine. Jeremy Tucker : So bad Fulton. Joey with a belly to belly suplex. Andrew Fulton : So, what’s the go with Balan anyway, is he like a Robo Cop or something? Or a C3PO? Jeremy Tucker : We’ve only been calling his matches for almost two years now Fulton. Joey with a Guillotine choke. Andrew Fulton : Radu runs the apron and clobbers Joey with a big clothesline. This man is my new favourite here in SWAT Jerry. Jeremy Tucker : Radu is a disgusting man, i am ashamed the likes of him wrestle for us. Andrew Fulton : Nothing would make him happier than to cause you that shame. Jeremy Tucker : Balan with a fireman’s carry brain buster on Joey, then tags in Radu. Andrew Fulton : Radu stomps away on Joey. Jeremy Tucker : Spinning drop toe hold from Radu. Andrew Fulton : Candace jumps up on the apron to distract Radu, and he grabs her by the hair, and starts biting her ear! Jeremy Tucker : Oh my GOD! Radu is going too far! Andrew Fulton : He is going full Mike Tyson on her! I always heard the ear was a sensitive spot and girls go wild when you nibble on them. Jeremy Tucker : NIBBLE! He is biting on it like a savage! Andrew Fulton : Joey with a high knee to the back, and Radu crumbles. Jeremy Tucker : Joey is incensed, he is stomping on Radu and the ref is calling for a rope break, but Joey is ignoring him. He is yelling at Candace asking if she is ok inbetween the stomps, he has lost it! Andrew Fulton : The ref is now physically trying to pull Joey off of Radu and the ropes, and he just automatically drops him with a Joe KO!!! (RKO) Jeremy Tucker : Joey just Joe KO’d the REF! Andrew Fulton : Balan runs in and Fluid motion kneebreaker into T-Bone Suplex on Joey. Jeremy Tucker : Parallel Computing! Balan then lifts Joey up into a gorilla press, he is going for the Industrial Pollution but Timeless takes him out at the knee’s! Andrew Fulton : Timeless grabs Balan ... FALCON ARROW!!! Jeremy Tucker : Timeless then locks the rings of Saturn on Balan! Andrew Fulton : TURNABOUT!!! Jeremy Tucker : There is no ref to check on Balan! Andrew Fulton : And they are not the legal men! Jeremy Tucker : Radu using the ropes for leverage to help him up and mule kicks Timeless. Andrew Fulton : Wheelbarrow piledriver by Radu to Timeless. Jeremy Tucker : Balan picks up Timeless for a piledriver and Radu climbs to the top rope, they are going for the Spike Piledriver, Roxylishus slides into the ring and she has a big bucket in her hands and pours the water out all over Balan! Andrew Fulton : Roxylishus has soaked the Industrial Man and he swivels to her. Jeremy Tucker : Industrial Man releases Timeless and starts to slowly stalk Roxy. Andrew Fulton : Run Roxy!!!! RUN!!! Jeremy Tucker : She was trying to fry his electrics with the water, or rust him up or something, but it didn’t work, and Balan is advancing towards her, she slides out of the ring and he follows her. She tries to stop his advances, using her charms. Andrew Fulton : She is a Siren!!! They aren’t working though, and Balan keeps advancing ... Timeless launches himself over the top rope and flying bulldogs Balan! Jeremy Tucker : Radu climbs down from the ropes and starts looking under the ring for his own goodies. Andrew Fulton : Yes! Radu has his box and slides into the ring, and whats this? Lynn Brewster has ran out and is blocking him. These two are developing quite the animosity. Jeremy Tucker : Radu tells her to move or she’ll wear it again, not Joey. Lynn smiles at him and then removes her top. Andrew Fulton : Wooo hooo. Things are picking up here. Jeremy Tucker : You perv! SHE IS WEARING A REFEREE SHIRT! Andrew Fulton : Radu is livid ... he glares at her, just that momentary distraction ... Jeremy Tucker : JOE KO!!!! Andrew Fulton : Joey just nailed Radu with the JOE KO!!! Jeremy Tucker : Cover ..... Brewster drops for the count ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!!!!!! Andrew Fulton : That was a very fast count ... is she even a referee? Jeremy Tucker : She is the GM! She can do what she likes. Andrew Fulton : CHIANTI ADVANCE!!! Risky Business is officially OUT OF BUSINESS!! [The girls grab Joey and Timeless and support them up the rampway as Sfera Ebbasta - Tran Tran hits, Brewster high tails it thru the crowd, Radu coming too with the Industrial Mans aid to glare at her as she disappears thru the masses.] Frank Salazar : Winners of the match and advancing to the final .... CHIANTI!!!!!!
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 6:33:22 GMT -5
[We switch to the back and we see Timeless and Roxylishus standing by with Warren W Webber. Timeless has his top off and his Greek god like body glistens, the lights causing a reflection far more stunning than any sunset, then there is Roxylishus, she is the only thing that comes close to matching the awesomeness that is Timeless, she is decked out in a lingerie style purple evening gown, and she is the definition of SPECTACULAR.] Warren W Webber : Folks, we are standing by with Chianti member, Timeless Alex Turner and his lovely valet, Roxylishus. Guys, you are one match away from winning the Anzac Cup, how does it feel?
Timeless : Feels great Wazz. This is our third Cup, and in these three events, we have seen and done it all, except for winning the whole thing, that all changes tonight, when we will stand victorious and be crowned the 2019 Anzac Cup winners.
Roxylishus : 3rd time lucky Webber.
Warren W Webber : Your last match with Risky Business, there is a lot of talk that there was a fast count, and that Lynn Brewster should not have been officiating.
Timeless : Talk is cheap, and so is that suit Webber. Radu thinks he is such top shit, but he picked that fight with Brewster. HE started it. HE went out of his way to provoke and humiliate her, and now the payback comes to him, and as it so happens, it coincides with our progressing past him. . Well, BOO HOO. It could well have been against the Fairtex Dynasty she cost them, even the Bar Code if they fluked their way past us, which we all know would never happen in a million different scenarios, and didn’t happen, but the fact is, Radu poked the bear, and now he has to deal with the consequences. Are them consequences him beating the living tar out of her? I really don’t know, and i really, don’t care. We won, he lost.
[Timeless flexes, a tiny bit for the cameras, nothing over the top, just a brief clench, but the muscles rippled, and the panties, they dripped.]
Timeless : The thing is, even without Brewster’s arrival and officiating, we would have won.
[Timeless flexes again.]
Timeless : Hats off to Risky Business though. Great match, great competition. It should have been us in the final. I know it. You know it. We all know it. These XYZ chumps got lucky falling in the ‘visitors’ side of the brackets.
Roxylishus : Skate through beating chumps like Bro Code and The Convicted and Frostbite and Tarrasque? Please. Candy and I could have beaten them limp wimps.
Warren W Webber : They mean business. I think they are the real dea ...
Timeless : (cutting him off.) No Webber! WE ARE THE REAL DEAL! CHIANTI!! They are .... ok? Yeah, they are OK. The REAL DEAL! That is a hoot! If they were on our side of the draw, the SWAT side, they would be out first round, 2nd tops! Then we would have the Risky Business Vs Chianti final the world craved, instead, Risky Business is goneski one round early, and our Anzac Cup triumph is sullied by defeating the likes of (droning voice) Alex Withers and Leon Washington in the final.
Roxylishus : How now brown cow. What did the clown say with a frown? Stay down.
Warren W Webber : You don’t think your opponents are worthy?
Timeless : Worthy? WORTHY!? One of them is 170 freakin pounds dripping FUCKIN wet!
What can he possibly do to THIS!
[Timeless full flexes. Panties world wide are wetter than his 170 pounds out of the shower.]
Roxylishus : 170 pounds? Is this junior high? I don’t think so, this is SWAT! This is the major leagues baby!
Warren W Webber : You don’ ....
Timeless : (interrupting him, again) Shut the fuck up already Webber! Who cares who progressed thru that shitty bracket. So the ‘visitors’ got a ‘fair go’ and all got to face each other.
Last left is really first loser. Did they get thru because they are better than the other ‘vistors’, or other ‘visitors’ worse than them. What’s the difference you ask, plenty. See, we are better than everyone. We have beaten the best there is, we know it cause we seen it. Who have they beaten in this tourney, what have they even done. Sure you show up, and retort them other teams.
Roxylishus : Anyone can do THAT! Retort this!
[Roxylishus crotch chops the camera.]
Warren W Webber : Retort?
Timeless : YES! Retort! Sit back and cherry pick thinking you are some wordsmith talking about what others talk about. I talk about what I want! I set the standard. I watch you jokers, you come here thinking it will promote your fed, and you can just grab OUR Cup and no one in the world can possibly compare with you, and then nek minute, its WHOA, these guys are NEXT LEVEL!
Roxylishus :Words smith .... Swordsmith ... (stares longingly at Timeless, leaving it obvious he is a true ‘swordsmith’)
BOOYAH! We will win the Cup, and we will waltz into your hovel fed with the cup while you are crying about your loss and how unfairly you were treated, and we will punk your asses right there in your own fuckin back yard!
Timeless : Oi! PISSANT!! Wanna know who is the best SWAT can Aquire? Who is the best we can attract and we got? YOU’RE LOOKING AT IT!
Roxylishus : “This is not a game” he says to Tarrasque, little big mouth, and waffles about action figures, boy, you are the SIZE OF AN ACTION FIGURE!
Warren W Webber : Size insnt everyth ...
Timeless : Says every “little” man. (Timeless towers over Webber. 6’3 and 262 pounds of pure magnificence towering.) Want to know what this is the real time for. This is the time, where we get to present these dudes with their prize, before taking ours.
Roxylishus : (reaches into her HUGGGGE cleavage and pulls out a blue ribbon.) Congratulations whoever is facing us in the finals. Here is your ribbon.
Warren W Webber : You don’t even know their names?
Timeless : I do. She doesn’t. Them out there in the front row. They don’t. A couple of marks in the nose bleed section and the smarks all over social media ruining our business, they know them, they think these 5’5 170 pound weaklings are the bomb. They love watching them ‘work’, nek minute they run into a Timeless and Joey brick fuckin wall. Game Over.
Roxylishus : He likes to google his opponents, i googled him. A fucken cliché. Dad lost his job became an alchy. Mum needed affection and attention and became the local bike / train, then eventually left them high and dry. Blah blah blah. Sounds like a Madonna video film clip.
Warren W Webber : That’s a little ....
Timeless : NO!! He’s little!!! His partner not much better. That’s right Washington. We haven’t forgotten about you, even though the rest of the audience has.
Roxylishus : Washington thinks he is the moral compass of the wrestling world, meanwhile my attention span just nose dived into a downward bored cycle the likes i haven’t felt since matched with the Bar Code.
Warren W Webber : So, its a fate ...
Timeless : (interrupting again) It’s in the bag Webber.
We are CHIANTI!
We like to Root and make all the Loot!
We take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
We break your heart and tear you apart!
We make Stacks and break Backs!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
[Unfadable.]
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 6:36:21 GMT -5
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for ONE fall, and is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!! Introducing first coming in at a combined weight of 497 lbs .... accompanied by Candice Morelli and Roxylishus!!!! TIMELESS ALEX TURNER ..... THE GODSON OF SWAT JOEY MORELLI....CHIANTI!!!! [Sfera Ebbasta - Tran Tran hits and Candice and Roxylishus make their way out to the rampway, they look so hot you wish you had two eyes so you could look at both, make that four eyes you want, and a tub of baby oil. They pose together and the fans go wild, then Joey and Timeless come out between them, high five and the four make their way to the ring, Roxylishus stops to banter with a fan, then mock wretches with her finger in her mouth gagging and dismisses them. The girls hold the ropes open for Timeless and Joey and Timeless grabs the mic from Frank.] Timeless : I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it! Joey : (grabbing the mic) I’m Sexy and I know it! [Timeless tells him, no, he is, and they bicker at who is the sexiest as they await their opponents.]
[My Own Summer begins to play across the PA system and after a short delay out walks Alex Withers, dressed with a black zip up hoody lifted over his head, simple black boots and trunks he walks with a purpose towards the ring. Sliding under the bottom rope he heads towards his corner without even a look towards the camera. Rubbing at each wrist he waits until the last possible moment to take his top off and bounces on the balls of his feet, glaring at the convicted and awaiting his tag team partner.] Frank Salazar : And their opponents .... firstly ... Coming in at 6’ and 170 pounds ... hailing from Lansing, Detroit, Michigan. ALEX WITHERS!!!! And his tag team partner, hailing from Brooklyn, New York, coming in at 6’5 & 242 lbs .... LEON WASHINGTON!!!! [The sirens go off and the fans immediately rise to their feet as the arena lights switch to a series of swirling blues and whites. Seconds later, Washington comes out through the curtains and onto the stage, running to one side to get the fans all fired up before doing it again on the other side. He then plays to camera...continuously working the crowd and slapping hands on his way down the ramp, before he breaks into a sprint near the bottom and slides into the ring. The spotlights focus on one of the turnbuckles, while the blue lights continue to swirl about and Washington climbs the turnbuckle and throws a fist high into the air. The crowd reacts as thousands of flashes go off, while Washington tosses his cap out into the crowd then pulls off his jersey and flings it out the other side. He turns and drops down into the ring, getting limbered up as he awaits the sound of the bell.][/quote][/i] Jeremy Tucker : This is it Fulton, this is one is for all the marbles! Andrew Fulton : You’ve lost your marbles if you think that cup is going anywhere except Chianti! No way, no how we let some upstarts waltz in here and take our Cup. Jeremy Tucker : These Upstarts have been tremendous thru the whole tourney, i hope they DO win it and take it home. Andrew Fulton : You would. Jeremy Tucker : Ref calls for the bell and Timeless and Withers are in there starting it out, and this is somewhat of a mismatch. Timeless is towering over Withers, and he holds his hands high in the air challenging Withers to a test of strength. Andrew Fulton : He is quite skinny, actually, he is a damn rake, look at Timeless egging him on to go for the test of strength. Jeremy Tucker : Withers accepts and holds his hand up and Timeless clutches it and squeezes tightly, that is his mechanical hand and this is totally unfair. Andrew Fulton : Withers is crazy to accept the test to begin with, tap out right now and run off back to where you came from! Jeremy Tucker : Withers jumps in the air and does a kind of spin and lands on his feet with Timeless’s arm all twisted up and pressing the pressure on it. Wow! Andrew Fulton : Man, he is fast. Withers torques on the arm lock and Timeless winces in pain then powers Withers into his corner, and Joey clocks Withers in the back of the head, forcing him to break the hold! Great tag team wrestling! Jeremy Tucker : Timeless with a hard chop to the chest of Withers, and you could hear that in the cheap seats! Andrew Fulton : Timeless tags Joey in and Joey with a hard knee to the gut of Withers who was prone being held by Timeless. Jeremy Tucker : Joey delivers a series of piston like right hands. Andrew Fulton : Uppercut by Joey, whips Withers into the ropes. Jeremy Tucker : SPEAR! Spear by Withers to Joey! Andrew Fulton : Withers tags in Washington. Double headbutt on Joey. Jeremy Tucker : Washington with a Samoan drop on Joey. Andrew Fulton : Washington goes for a reverse atomic drop, but Joey blocks it with a crushing headbutt of his own to the nose of Washington! Blood is gushing out of the nose, i think he broke it Jerry! Jeremy Tucker : Joey hooks him, and plants him with a big belly to belly suplex, then tags in Timeless. Washington back to his feet, and both Timeless and Joey run the ropes and hit simultaneous clotheslines, one to the front one to the back. Andrew Fulton : Timeless then delivers an arm drag. He is the king of the arm drag! Jeremy Tucker : T Bone suplex from Timeless! Andrew Fulton : Reverse chin lock, facing Withers and taunting him. Jeremy Tucker : Withers runs in the ring and superkicks the seated Timeless breaking the chin lock, he asked for that Fulton. Andrew Fulton : Joey runs in the ring and swings some heavy left hands at Withers. Jeremy Tucker : This one is breaking loose! All four men now duking it out! Andrew Fulton : Timeless with a DDT on Withers! Jeremy Tucker : Washington hooks Timeless and plants him with a throwback neck breaker. Andrew Fulton : Joey with a spinning heel kick on Leon Washington. Jeremy Tucker : Move for move in here, Alex Withers grabs Joey and drills him with a short arm clothesline. Andrew Fulton : Timeless with a Fisherman bomb on Withers! Jeremy Tucker : These four are trading big impact moves! One team will have to give! Andrew Fulton : Washington with a HUGE wheel barrow facebuster on Timeless! Jeremy Tucker : WHAM! Joey just picks up Leon Washington and drills him with a devastating Death Valley Driver! Andrew Fulton : Man o Man! That could be it .... Joey covers .... Jeremy Tucker : One .............. Two ................. Withers breaks the count with a crazy diving head butt from the top rope! Unbelievabe! Andrew Fulton : Timeless seizes on the prone Withers ... FALCON ARROW!!! Jeremy Tucker : Nailed it! He is a technical master and strong as an ox! Withers looks like he is DEAD! Cover by Timeless, hooks the leg .... One ...................... Two ...................... Leon breaks the count. Andrew Fulton : Leon with a Spin out reverse powerbomb on Timeless! Jeremy Tucker : Timeless, is lifeless! Cover by Leon .... One ........................ Two .................... Joey breaks the count. Referee letting this go into a tornado tag match, no holding back here in SWAT, especially in the main event of the Anzac Cup baby! Andrew Fulton : Joey hooks Leon .... Jeremy Tucker : Italian Basil Leaf (Sharp Shooter). ITALIAN BASIL LEAF!!!! Andrew Fulton : Washington reaching in desperation for the ropes, but Joey has him in the centre of the ring ..... Jeremy Tucker : Alex breaks the hold, crunching Joey and then locks on a submission of his own .... CHICKEN WING!!! Andrew Fulton : Joey tries to counter the chicken wing, and Timeless makes the save ... locking on the Rings of Saturn!!!! Jeremy Tucker : TURN ME LOOSE!! Timeless with the Turn Me Loose on Alex!!! Andrew Fulton : Leon Washington goes to break the submission .... JOE KO!!! Jeremy Tucker : JOEY MORELLI JUST NAILED LEON WITH THE JOE KO!!! Covers him!! Alex Withers howling in pain in the Turn Me Loose. Ref drops for the count. One ............................... Two ............................ THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!Andrew Fulton : CHIANTI WIN!!! CHIANTI WINNNNNN!!!! Jeremy Tucker : What an achievement, hats off too Joey and Timeless. [Sfera Ebbasta - Tran Tran hits and Candice and Roxylishus jump in the ring celebrating with Chianti.] Andrew Fulton : Told ya they would win it all Jerry! Jeremy Tucker : You picked half the freaken field. Andrew Fulton : It doesn’t matter how many rejections you get in the club, as long as you take someone home. Jeremy Tucker : What? Andrew Fulton : Just saying, i got it right, just like i get laid. Jeremy Tucker : Shut up! The ref is handed the Anzac Cup and he presents it too Timeless and Joey as their music still blares thru the arena. Frank Salazar : WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND 2019 ANZAC CUP WINNERS .... JOEY MORELLI .... TIMELESS ALEX TURNER ..... CHIANTI!!!!! Andrew Fulton : Congrats to Chianti!! Boy o Boy, Uncle Joe knew what he was doing when he teamed these two up together. Jeremy Tucker : Future Timeless says it’s only the beginning of much bigger things to come. Andrew Fulton : Look at them celebrating, they are over the moon. Jeremy Tucker : Cudo’s also to Alex and Leon, they came here outsiders and strangers and took it too all, only just falling short to the very best we have to offer, they can hold their heads high. Andrew Fulton : See you losers at Battle Ground Jokers Wild! I’m going to party with Chianti!!! Jeremy Tucker : Folks, for SWAT, i am Jeremy Tucker, thanks for joining us here tonight and we hope to see you again in our future programming, which you can all catch live on the XHF Network. [Scene fades Joey and Timeless holding the Cup in the air.]
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