Historic Iconic Trash (Ratty Rumble Rp2)

[RattyMcDaddy]

The camera shot opens up to a pure white screen, slowly the camera pulls back and black can be seen, soon the letters RWF come into view. It is clear this is the logo on a shirt, and that shirt is being worn by none other then Rat Bastard. His greasy hair glistens in the light, the stubble in his face matches the black of his shirt, a bottle of Bastards Brew in his hand.

Everyone wants to have that history making moment. Everyone wants to be the one who does something that no one has before, to be remembered forever. Keep wanting you suckers and punks, because I am those history making moments everyday, every god damn X*Crown title holder grows my history just a little more. March 30th, 2003, and every day, after. That night I beat Mongo the Destroyer and Martyr, in a four man tournament for the BDDWF Ultimate Title, the ZWEF World Title, and the XWA Championship. Add that in with my very own RWF World Title, and pow bang boom, you have the original four titles that create the X*Crown. For those of you who don't know, RWF stands for Revolution Wrestling Federation. So every title holder since that has carried a little piece of The Bad Guy, Ratty McB to glory, they grow my legend. All of you in the Rumble, who long for and want that taste of glory, you all, every single last one of you, grown my legend. 

Rat chuckles and takes a sip of his Bastards Brew, avaiable in the XHF Network shop, before he continues.

But ya see, thats guy one little fun history making fact about yours truly here. Did you also know that there was a Rumble once, that I was entered into, and introduced in,making me official in that match, that I was never eliminated from? Fuck, the year was 2000 and something, I was feuding up and down with this face painted prick face named Scorpion. He was mad cause I screwed him over and blah blah blah. So he challenges me to a buried alive match at the Rumble that year, we do the match and no one gets buried. Fast forward to the main event Rumble that night, and what do you know, I get introduced, making me offical in the match mind you, Icome out from behind the curtain to my adoring fans, and prick face Scorpion bashes me in the head, assults me, illegally might I add, then throws me into a pit and buries me. Never eliminated. Again though, historic. 

Rat takes a mini bow.

I am one of only five men in the world, the entire world, who have held the X*Crown on two separate occasions. And who would have guessed it, but another two time former X*Crown title holder in also in this Rumble. Jack Diamond, I respect you. I have watched you from a far, and have had conversations with you in the lockeroom before events, your a good dude, and I say that about few people, but.......if you think your just going to walk into this Rumble and walk out as the only three time X*Crown Champion, you've got another thing coming. Jack Diamond and Rat Bastard....both historic....both in the Rumble....and I know if we get in to the ring together Jack that your not going to hesitate bringing it to me, but trust me Jack, I have no problem brining it to you either, I've beaten the piss out of people I called friends, so make no mistake with me calling you a good dude, I'll still punch you in the mouth, kick you on the balls, and toss you over the top rope without missing a beat.  

Rat pauses for a second, then take a sip of his beer, as if something just crossed his mind.

Come to think of it, theres another former X*Crown holder in this match, that I've got a lot more history with. A lot more miles traveled down the road together. Someone I don't respect. Someone who is just as big of a bitch now, as he was then. Someone who won the X*Crown, but this hurt his little shoulder, and never properly defended it. What have you ever added to the history,and legacy of the X*Crown, Death Trap? You ever notice all your past glories were after I was gone, you two bit hack? I remember you being a smart mouth punk, who bit off more then he could chew with me quite a few times. I hope and I pray that I get my hands on you in the Rumble. Ohhh my name is DT, I've won a XHF Championship and a X*Crown, but I've never won a Rumble, I guess I'll sign up,duh duh. 

Rat rolls his eyes in distane before chugging his beer, and empty bottle in his hand now.

What you should have done is shut up, and stay your ass in MCCW where you can rot and toil away like a good little crippled puppy. If I catch you in the Rumble, old pal, old friend of mine, I'm going to shatter you like glass.

Rat throws the empty beer bottle on the ground and walks away. The camera focuses in on the broken shards scatter about as it fades to black.