Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 19:46:48 GMT -5
Scene opens back up to the motel room, Roxylishus is brushing her hair looking in the mirror, still wearing the smoking hot red bra and panties. A portal door appears and Timeless steps through it, he is carrying a plastic bag, Roxylishus is startled for a moment but tries to no sell it.
Roxylishus : That was quick. What’s in the bag?
Timeless : Of course it was quick, I knew when to return to. Get dressed, we got the world to save.
Timeless plonks a 4 pack of toilet paper on the counter from the bag, and a bottle of hand sanitiser, Roxylishus giggles excitedly clapping her hands and bouncing up and down.
Roxylishus : Great work. Where are we going to save the world?
Timeless pulls a book out of the bag and sits on a chair in the room, opening it up and crossing his legs on the coffee table in front of him. Do we need to know the intricacies of the coffee table? No we don’t, anyone who wants to give us that information in this world is just blowing smoke up their own clacker. The book though, that’s very important, a close up on the cover shows it is ‘I am Ozzy” the autobiography of Ozzy Osbourne.
Timeless : Where did the world go mad Roxy? When did all of this crap start. Some fool eating a bat. That’s where. So, we are going back to where the first fool at a bat, and we are going to stop that from ever happening, and let’s see if it doesn’t change the world for the better.
Roxylishus : We are going to China?
Timeless : Fuck no. Never. Ever. We are going to 1982. Des Moines, Iowa. “Diary of a Madman" tour. (Timeless starts reading from the book, he does so in an Ozzy Osbourne voice imitation).
On January 20th, 1982, the singer infamously bit the head off of a live bat on-stage in Des Moines, Iowa during his "Diary of a Madman" tour after a fan threw the animal at Osbourne's feet. He picked the bat up, and said "Immediately, though, something felt wrong
Roxylishus : (excitedly)We are going to meet Ozzy Osbourne?
Timeless : No. We are going to find the fool fan who threw the bat and stop it from ever happening. To try and talk Osbourne out of it is wrought with problems, he doesn’t know what is up or down, much like them AWF turds, he will screw it up. We got to stop it before it even happens, so, cut the fan off and then bang, it never happened, it’s a solid plan.
Roxylishus : I’ll distract him with my charms, take him off to some dark corner, and then BAM! You waylay him and we grab the bat and get the hell out of 1982 and save the world!
They high five. Roxy starts fishing thru her bag looking for something 1982’ish. She gets a short dress and a big belt and a plain red singlet to go with it, and then starts frizzing her hair up in some weird attempt at 80’s style and same with putting on her make up.
Timeless : The schmuck, much like the rest of the entrants in the rumble, doesn’t stand a chance.
Roxylishus : Just let me run to the little girls room and I I’ll be ready to roll in a jiffy.
Roxylishus heads to the bathroom, Timeless presses some buttons on his watch, a portal opens and he steps through it, into 1982. We now see the Ozzy concert, Timeless is doing some recon, and he is waiting for the bat to appear. We see the bat thrown on stage and Timeless zero’s in on the guy who threw it like a Terminator
Timeless : You’re mine. (he say’s staring at the fan,)
Timeless then moves off, uses the watch to head back to the motel room, he steps through the portal and Roxylishus steps back out from bathroom and Timeless then re opens a new portal and they both step through.
We see its the start of the show and Timeless ushers Roxylishus to where the fan was standing, he is there and looking pleased with himself knowing what he is going to do later on in the evening, Roxylishus presses up against him and then whispers something in his ear, he turns and smiles the biggest smile he has in his entire life, this is HIS NIGHT he thinks to himself, delusional yes, like anyone who is not Timeless that thinks they can win the Rumble.
Roxylishus grabs his hand and drags him off from the crowd, he quickly grabs his bag somehow remembering the bat in it and not to leave it there. Timeless frowns, thinking it could have been over right there. He follows them and Roxylishus turns corner after corner, she has a knack for finding these places it appears.
She comes to something that looks like a cleaning room and enters with the fan, leaving the door ajar. Timeless peeps through the half open door and we see her coo’ing in the fans ear, his back is to the door and Timeless creeps in exaggeratedly, and then WHAM! Metal hand punch right to the back of the head. The fan slumps, completely knocked the FUCK out.
Timeless grabs his bag, looks in it and we see the bat.
Roxylishus : Bingo!
Timeless opens another portal and they leave 1982 back home to 2020 and their motel room.
Timeless : Wow! We did it! We saved the world!
Roxylishus : It feels ... she shivers ... it feels unbelievable! Take me Timeless! Take me RIGHT NOW!
He goes weak at the knee’s for a moment, she still has that effect on him, then he realises he is still holding the bag with the bat in it, He slams that bag hard onto the floor, scaring Roxylishus and then slams it onto the floor again, and again and again. He then stomps on it and the bat is history. He then moves towards Roxy who looks down at the bag in disgust, then, she shugs and pulls him in close as we fade.
Roxylishus : We want the Funk!
Roxylishus : That was quick. What’s in the bag?
Timeless : Of course it was quick, I knew when to return to. Get dressed, we got the world to save.
Timeless plonks a 4 pack of toilet paper on the counter from the bag, and a bottle of hand sanitiser, Roxylishus giggles excitedly clapping her hands and bouncing up and down.
Roxylishus : Great work. Where are we going to save the world?
Timeless pulls a book out of the bag and sits on a chair in the room, opening it up and crossing his legs on the coffee table in front of him. Do we need to know the intricacies of the coffee table? No we don’t, anyone who wants to give us that information in this world is just blowing smoke up their own clacker. The book though, that’s very important, a close up on the cover shows it is ‘I am Ozzy” the autobiography of Ozzy Osbourne.
Timeless : Where did the world go mad Roxy? When did all of this crap start. Some fool eating a bat. That’s where. So, we are going back to where the first fool at a bat, and we are going to stop that from ever happening, and let’s see if it doesn’t change the world for the better.
Roxylishus : We are going to China?
Timeless : Fuck no. Never. Ever. We are going to 1982. Des Moines, Iowa. “Diary of a Madman" tour. (Timeless starts reading from the book, he does so in an Ozzy Osbourne voice imitation).
On January 20th, 1982, the singer infamously bit the head off of a live bat on-stage in Des Moines, Iowa during his "Diary of a Madman" tour after a fan threw the animal at Osbourne's feet. He picked the bat up, and said "Immediately, though, something felt wrong
Roxylishus : (excitedly)We are going to meet Ozzy Osbourne?
Timeless : No. We are going to find the fool fan who threw the bat and stop it from ever happening. To try and talk Osbourne out of it is wrought with problems, he doesn’t know what is up or down, much like them AWF turds, he will screw it up. We got to stop it before it even happens, so, cut the fan off and then bang, it never happened, it’s a solid plan.
Roxylishus : I’ll distract him with my charms, take him off to some dark corner, and then BAM! You waylay him and we grab the bat and get the hell out of 1982 and save the world!
They high five. Roxy starts fishing thru her bag looking for something 1982’ish. She gets a short dress and a big belt and a plain red singlet to go with it, and then starts frizzing her hair up in some weird attempt at 80’s style and same with putting on her make up.
Timeless : The schmuck, much like the rest of the entrants in the rumble, doesn’t stand a chance.
Roxylishus : Just let me run to the little girls room and I I’ll be ready to roll in a jiffy.
Roxylishus heads to the bathroom, Timeless presses some buttons on his watch, a portal opens and he steps through it, into 1982. We now see the Ozzy concert, Timeless is doing some recon, and he is waiting for the bat to appear. We see the bat thrown on stage and Timeless zero’s in on the guy who threw it like a Terminator
Timeless : You’re mine. (he say’s staring at the fan,)
Timeless then moves off, uses the watch to head back to the motel room, he steps through the portal and Roxylishus steps back out from bathroom and Timeless then re opens a new portal and they both step through.
We see its the start of the show and Timeless ushers Roxylishus to where the fan was standing, he is there and looking pleased with himself knowing what he is going to do later on in the evening, Roxylishus presses up against him and then whispers something in his ear, he turns and smiles the biggest smile he has in his entire life, this is HIS NIGHT he thinks to himself, delusional yes, like anyone who is not Timeless that thinks they can win the Rumble.
Roxylishus grabs his hand and drags him off from the crowd, he quickly grabs his bag somehow remembering the bat in it and not to leave it there. Timeless frowns, thinking it could have been over right there. He follows them and Roxylishus turns corner after corner, she has a knack for finding these places it appears.
She comes to something that looks like a cleaning room and enters with the fan, leaving the door ajar. Timeless peeps through the half open door and we see her coo’ing in the fans ear, his back is to the door and Timeless creeps in exaggeratedly, and then WHAM! Metal hand punch right to the back of the head. The fan slumps, completely knocked the FUCK out.
Timeless grabs his bag, looks in it and we see the bat.
Roxylishus : Bingo!
Timeless opens another portal and they leave 1982 back home to 2020 and their motel room.
Timeless : Wow! We did it! We saved the world!
Roxylishus : It feels ... she shivers ... it feels unbelievable! Take me Timeless! Take me RIGHT NOW!
He goes weak at the knee’s for a moment, she still has that effect on him, then he realises he is still holding the bag with the bat in it, He slams that bag hard onto the floor, scaring Roxylishus and then slams it onto the floor again, and again and again. He then stomps on it and the bat is history. He then moves towards Roxy who looks down at the bag in disgust, then, she shugs and pulls him in close as we fade.
Roxylishus : We want the Funk!
