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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 23:39:04 GMT -5
[We see Timeless and Roxy in the back of the Royal Farms arena following Turmoil.]
Timeless : Another show done and dusted. That simpleton Collins is screwed now. I am going to end his career once and for all!
Roxy : You know it baby! His father the fool making himself enforcer and putting his hands on you, how dare he!
Timeless : How dare he indeed, he just brought himself to my notice, after the kid, ill finish HIM TOO! Actually ...... (Timeless ponders) ...... Lets finish him NOW!
Roxy : Now? How, where?
Timeless : With THIS! (Timeless holds his wrist up brandishes the Delorian watch.) We can go back in time, take out Phoenix in his youth, it will be great, will eliminate both birds with one stone!
Roxy : Take Out? Murder?
Timeless : Yes! This is it Roxy! Life or death! It doesnt get any more important. One man only can survive in the ACW and it damn sure aint going to be HIM!
Roxy : Oh, im ok with it, (grins devilishly) All or nothing honey! We are Mickey and Mallory!! Whats the plan?
Timeless : First we got to get some clothes to fit in back in the early 90s. Then, we zoom in there, capture young Phoenix, neutralise him, and zoom back, all in time for ....
Roxy : For another car pool with the IMan!!!
Timeless : (sighs) ... I guess. You know we can just zap right to Vegas also ....
Roxy : Yeah, but then miss out on all the fun.
Timeless : Anything for you Beautiful One. Ok, lets rendezvous at 9am sharp, get our costumes ready for the 90s, and take these birds OUT!
Roxy : 9am? Ummmmmm .... we are rendezvousing tonight! Right from here in the motel room!
Timeless : Ohhh, i know that, that was directed for them simpletons with the cameras. Beat it twerps, you aint seeing none of this. 9am tomoz.
[Groans can be heard off screen, the shot then switches to show Timeless and Roxy dressed and ready to roll. Timeless is in a black LA Raiders jacket and cap, and Roxy is in some Alanis Morristte looking top and pants, damn, she looks incredible, almost as good as the Timeless One.
Roxy : So, whats the plan again?
Timeless : Simple. We zap to 94. Find young Phoenixs home, make sure he is alone, then, you go seduce him at his front door, pretend your car has broken down and you need a phone, no teenage boy will refuse YOU. And, there was no cell phones really back then, maybe a few bricks, but not controlling our world like today. Once you get in, ill sneak in, take him out with the knucks, we tie him up and snuff him. Simple.
Roxy : Got it. (Grinning and rubbing her hands together) Lets pluck this ducks feathers!
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 23:45:46 GMT -5
Part 2...
[We open to see Timeless and Roxy at the rendezvous point, Timeless is in his LA Raiders jacket and Cap and Roxy her Alanis Morrisette get up. Timeless finishes watching the Star Wars trailer on his watch and turns to Roxy.]
Timeless : Ready to break this baby in?
Roxy : I was born ready!!
Timeless : Hey, didnt Morrisette debut in 95?
Roxy : So???
Timeless : We are going to 94!
Roxy : I was always ahead of the times, even in the past.
[She looks delighted with herself, and he stares at her womanly its right because i say its right expression, which only she can pull off without inward revulsion on seeing, there is nothing revolting about this gal.]
Timeless : Ok then, lets do it!
[Timeless presses some buttons and a square of air in front of them turns all blurry and waterylike, but not wet, he holds her hand, they must be touching, and then they both step through and the square vanishes.]
Roxy : We are here? The 90s?
[Nissan stick shift rounds a corner, the driver blaring Nirvana. There is a generic park bench beside them with a rubbish bin and an old newspaper conveniently sitting on top of it. Timeless grabs it and reads the date.]
Timeless : 1994!!! Wow.
Roxy : (pointing at Timeless) Bin Scab!
Timeless : (Timeless instinctively drops the paper then gives her the look) Come on, this is no time to be fooling around, Lets get this done and over with.
[There's a problem, though. Time travel being what it is, they left 2017 Maryland, and arrived in 1994.
Maryland.]
Timeless : Shit we shoulda gotten the full size version instead of the watch! Go be useful and find us a ride.
[Roxy shrugs and saunters directly to the nearest male leaving a vehicle, a brand new Accura Integra GS-R. She whispers in his ear, trailing her nails up his chest, and after he goes beet red she gets in and drives over to pick up Alex.]
Timeless : Haha that poor sap what'd you promise him?
Roxy : Exactly what I had in mind for Kid Phoenix later.
Timeless : That poor dead bird. I love it when a plan comes together let's get to Dirty Jerzee!
[One of those maps comes up with a matchbox Accura, a CGI red line following the dasterdly duos course, and Roxy making *vroom vroom* sounds in the background. The route takes longer than expected. Turns out theres not much in the way of GPS, their future cellphones won't connect to anything, and no one knows how to use a map anymore. Or where to get one! After initially heading South into Virginia, they figured out North and wound up in Pennsylvania. Eventually they were taken pity upon by a poor officer that didn't know what he was in for as he pulled the car over for speeding, and directed into Jersey. After way too long on the road, they arrive at Red Bank Regional High School, on the lookout for their quarry.]
Roxy : Uhm, whats the little snot look like?
Timeless : I broke into the school in our time and took a picture out of the Class of 94 yearbook. You know he's a choirboy?? Haha whatta loser all his life huh? This is the year he joins the wrestling team though so I bet he'll be out late dammit...
[The superimposed clock appears and the time winds away as Alex passes out from boredom and Roxy plays a game on her phone. Mid-snore Roxy squeals and wakes Turner up as she recognizes a bespectacled stocky boy leaving the school.]
Timeless : GAH WHAT oh OHHHH its him! Follow that child but maybe keep a distance cause that sounds super creepy.
Roxy : Aren't you planning to like kill him or something?
Timeless : Just drive the damn car!
[Constantly pulling on and off the road as Kid Phoenix walks home, they watch as he removes a practice nunchaku from his backpack as soon as he's off school grounds; stops at a corner store to pick up a bottle of Mountain Dew and a snack pie; spends WAY too long in Comicology for their tastes before leaving with a paper bag; eventually he arrives at a house and stops to speak to an older man pulling out of the driveway.]
Timeless : I think that might be his dad good thing hes leaving... Ok, thats it, the bird brain just went inside, (Timeless and Roxy look thru the back window and see he is alone) You know what to do.
[Roxy undoes a top button of her shirt and flounces her boobies around, making them stick out, she then goes and knocks on the door.]
Roxy : (after Phoenix answers and oggles her) Excuse me .... (she eyes him up and down very appreciatively and seductively, he squirms a bit) .... Excuse me handsome ... i seem to be in a tiny jam and was hoping you may be able to help me out. Sorry to disturb you but my car has broken down down the road and i was wondering if i could please use your phone? Pretttttty please?
Phoenix : Uhhhh oh! YHeah yeah sure use whatever you want...
Roxy : Thanks so much stud. (She winks at Young Phoenix)
Phoenix : (blushing) Heh thats nice of you to say its over here.
Roxy : I cant tell you how much this means to me. (She starts dialling random numbers, its one of those wind around phones that you put your finger in the hole and turn it around to dial...sike this is 1994 not 1974 we invented buttons by now hell the things actually WIRELESS HOLY SHIT... after what seems like 15 minutes to Roxy, she is finished dialling) Hi, my car has broken down and i need some help. (waits) Whats the address here? (To Young Phoenix)
Phoenix : 127 Elm.
Roxy : Repeats him. (waits) 45 minutes? Ok, thanks. (Hang up.) Wow, thats a lonnnnnnng wait. Thanks for your help. Now i have to wait around out there for them to come.
Phoenix : You can wait in here if you want. Can I get you something? Water, soda maybe?
Roxy : I would love a drink. Say ..... do you ever wonder, why cant your life be like a X Rated movie and some hot goddess knock on your door and screw your brains out waiting for someone to arrive and fix her car?
Phoenix : Because thats completely ridi-
[WHAM! From behind, Timeless clocks Young Phoenix with Brass Knuckles and knocks him the Fuck Out!]
Roxy : (giggling and jumping up and down) That was sooooo much fun! I feel like a real spy! Can we do it again?
Timeless : (dismissively) Maybe later.
[Timeless hoists the unconscious Young Phoenix up into a chair and ties him up with some handy kitchen towels. Then slaps him hard across the cheeks to wake him.]
Roxy : Why you waking him for? Lets kill him and get out of here.
Phoenix : Ow!! What the-
Timeless : (Snaps at Phoenix) Silence! We will take care of him and head back to 2017 shortly, but i want him to know why he is going to die!
Phoenix : 2017? Die? What exactly are you man?
Roxy : SILENCE HE SAID!
[Roxy slaps him also, hard across the other cheek. ]
Timeless : You! You son of a bitch! You spawned one said Daniel Collins not too far in the future from here ... he and I ... he is my nemesis ... i will do ANYTHING to destroy him .... even if it means coming back to these pitiful 90s and icing his father before he is even born.
Phoenix : *sniflfing* Dude cmon this is too much just I don't wanna die man what are you even talking about I'm not having kids anytime soon just leave ok I won't tell anyone!!
Roxy : (taunting him) Youre going to die ... (whispers seductively in his ear) and all you can think about still is getting in my pants after that talk of your life turning into a X rated movie
Timeless : (laughs evilly) This is GREAT!
[Timeless grabs Phoenixes drink and skulls it. Then moves around the kitchen, opening the fridge and cupboards and snooping around. He then moves off down the hallway.]
Phoenix : Could you not just go through everything I don't want to die twice today hey man cmon dont!!
Roxy : Shut up! He goes where he wants. Enjoy this while you can, you will never breathe another breath after we finish with you.
Phoenix : Could you *snort* at least, maybe rub me just a little bit?
Roxy : At least you can die an almost happy kid, not many get this close to me (she whispers again in his ear)
Phoenix : I *sniff* can kinda *sob* see why...
[Timeless comes back in the room holding a bag over his head.]
Timeless : (in his best Biff Tannen impersonation) Well looky what we got here.
[Timeless produces a bag full of sex toys. Huge dildos, whips, masks, the whole 9 yards.]
Roxy : You have been busy!
Timeless : These look familiar kid? They could well be your siblings for the time they have spent where you crawled out from.
Phoenix : None of that stuff is mine!! I'm still a v-v-virgin you gotta believe me!
Roxy : Oh I believe it. Mother issues?
Timeless : You disgust ME! Your entire family disgust ME! Take a look, a good hard look!
[Timeless grabs a big dildo and shoves it against Young Phoenixs face, poking his mouth. That does it. Teenage hormones with a sudden concussive stop followed by waves of fear and added disgust and its all he can handle. Going crosseyed and pale, Young Phoenix shudders and then barfs, all over Timeless.]
Roxy : EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Timeless : I DONT FREAKEN BELIEVE IT!
[Timeless is beside himself, he rips off his Raiders Jacket, the vomit is EVERYWHERE.]
Roxy : This was like an exorcism!
Timeless : Its going to be a FUNERAL! Right after i shower! I want to relish every moment of this execution, and this ...... (he motions to the spew all over him) will NOT be part of it! Watch him while i go clean up! (he bellows to Roxy.)
[Timeless storms off to the bathroom.]
Roxy : (chuckling) Man oh man! You really screwed up now.
Phoenix : Ah ned ta bwow mah nud
Roxy : Yuck. I guess I should wipe you down though. If lex wants barf and blood separaeted....
[Roxy grabs a nearby shirt and holds it to Phoenix's face. Burying in, he clears his nose and lets her wipe his face, as if he had a choice, tied up as he is.]
Phoenix : *trying to buy time* If I'm going out anyway, uhm, maybe you could give me at least a little bit of what you tricked me with? Like, ehrm, a lap dance?
Roxy : Sure. I dont see the harm in that! You are one lucky kid ... what a way to go!
[Roxy drags the chair across the kitchen away from the vomit. She turns the radio on at the kitchen bench, and Ace of Base The Sign hits, and she starts grinding and twirling and it looks HOT, She loses herself in her dance and Phoenix, finally less scared than upset, works his way out of the towels. He grabs a replica of the Highlander TV Series katana off a sword rack and heads into the bathroom, ignoring the dancing ditz in favor of the actual threat.
Timeless turns off the shower, and reaches his arm out of there, reaching for a towel, and WHOOOOSH! Young Phoenix swings the Highlander sword and it slices right through the wrist of Timeless, slicing his hand right off. Blood starts to gush and everything seems to be in slow motion.
The look on Young Phoenixes face is shock, Timeless shares the same look, his then switches to panic and fear. Timeless tries to activate his watch on instinct, but has no other hand to do it ... he is frantic now, he pokes his chin out and starts tapping the watch to it randomly, then something opens and he dives thru it.]
Phoenix : O... k. Did NOT see that coming...
[Emboldened by the sword in his hand, the hand on the floor, and the blood spatters, he picks up Timeless' hand and goes back towards the kitchen...]
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 23:47:40 GMT -5
**Part 3**
[Making his way back into the kitchen, Kid Phoenix is shocked to see that Roxy hasn't stopped dancing. Timeless' abrupt yet silent dismemberment and subsuquent departure from this era. After all, the year is '94, in my trunk is raw, in my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin' law got two choices, y'all: pull over the car or bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor.
Anyways.
KidPX scratches his head with Turner's free hand and shrugs before placing the sword, leaning against a cabinet, within reach.
Always within reach.
He takes a seat back on the chair and put all three hands behind his back, and sniffles a little bit to get Roxy's attention back.
Nope.
Glowering, he lets out a muffled sob or two, and finally she begins to BACK DAT AZZ UP and give him the mini-grind he had bargained for not four minutes prior. Now however, he could actually enjoy the clear and obvious new distraction, without the threat of imminent death bathing puke off in the shower. As she really gets into it, splitting his legs like a 7-10, he slowly slides a hand over her hip, just grazing it, then joins it with one passing the other side, and moving slowly up her sides moving towards the front.]
Roxy : There's not supposed to be any touching but I guess if I picture future you I might not hurl...
[Completely oblivious to the fact he's supposed to be TIED UP she slows her grinding and really amps up the sexual oozing, trailing her hands down her throat and meeting the other two as they get to her massive gazongas, which is as far as she's willing to let the chunky flyboy go.]
Roxy : Not THAT much touching (grabs both hands and pulls) ya WHAT THE SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?
[As she does, he yanks back both his hands.
Leaving her holding Alex's.
She screams and spins, looking into the smoldering eyes and lip twisting growl of a kid who's been suddenly forced into a power-up.]
Phoenix : We gotta ta-
SLAP
[She whacks him one with Turner's hand.
Then freaks out again, realizing what she did, and drops it. Kid Phoenix snags it outta the air and stands up.]
Phoenix : I challenge you... to a duel.
SLAP
[And proceeds to return the favor.]
**TIME OUT**
T.H. Power : Did she accept?!
Phoenix : Sadly she didn't get the reference. Poor girl. Living under rocks.
T.H. Power : Rocks in her head maybe...
Phoenix : I accepted for her.
**TIME IN**
[Sniffling and sobbing, between the hit and wondering why Phoenix suddenly was carrying around a severed hand and where the shit was her man and why are rainbows so pretty and was she wearing panties when she was rubbing up against that prime cut of teenage geek wood and WHERE WAS ALEX]
Phoenix : He's gone slut. Went the way of the running the fuck back to whenever you two came from.
Roxy : Nuh uh! He wouldn't have left me here with YOU of all people!
Phoenix : What is your damn malfunction lady?! I've never met either of you and frankly if you ARE from the future I hope I never DO. Again. Or, something. Time travel makes me go crosseyed.
Roxy : You're a washed up former pro wrestler who's son is a giant pain in our asses in a fed called SWAT.
Phoenix : I could think of worse things to be. Keep going!
Roxy : Your kid has been Alex's worst enemy since they both started there and there's an end all match coming up and he's tired of dealing with both of you so he's gonna kill you NOW and save us all the damn trouble.
Phoenix : But if I die now and don't have a kid Alex never has that fued going and doesn't have to travel back in time so I never die and DO YOU NOT SEE THE PARADOX?!
Roxy : He's smart he thought about it!
Phoenix : Right. The guy that tied me up with kitchen towels.
Roxy : ...
Phoenix : Oy. (grabs the sword) Ok tell me some more stuff. AOL take over everything?
Roxy : What's AOL?
Phoenix : GeoCities is flourishing though right?
Roxy : Is that a MineCraft thing?
Phoenix : What the hell is MineCraft?
Roxy : You build things with blocks...
Phoenix : Like Tetris?
Roxy : ...no.
Phoenix : Christ. How about Netscape? This browser is damned sweet.
Roxy : Is that like an early version of Google Chrome?
Phoenix : What's Google?
Roxy : They pretty much rule the internet. Amazon owns shopping...
Phoenix : Ok Amazon I heard of. That's something.
**TIME OUT**
T.H. Power : You mother... you has insider info?!
Phoenix : Hey! Got us the captial we needed to start up PowerCo and eventually the HPWA, build all those offices, employ all those people...
T.H. Power : And all these years, you just, "had a good feeling" about those companies huh.
Phoenix : You've seen her. It was STILL a gamble.
T.H. Power : Fair enough.
**TIME IN**
[Feeling that the tension has relaxed, Roxy finally starts to think.
Yeah we didn't believe it either.]
Roxy : What happened to Alex?
[Kid Phoenix holds up the sword and the hand and gives her a "DUH" look.]
Phoenix : You two break into my house, attack me, hold me hostage, and tell me how I gotta die in order to free his future? I got out and went after him with the first weapon I could find. He poked his hand out and I took the thing off. He freaked out and chinned that weird ass watch and jumped through, I guess, a portal. Guy's gone.
Roxy : He did NOT leave without me!
Phoenix : You wanna go look for yourself lady?! He's NOT. HERE.
Roxy : Well what do I do now?
Phoenix : Grow old and die in the past as my prisoner for life? Look at the bright side. It's only twenty three years away. You'll still be able to eventually smack him for stranding you with me.
Roxy : HE'LL COME FOR ME!!
[Kid Phoenix throws the hand on the table and cinches up on the sword handle.]
Phoenix : Let him come.
**Fade**
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Post by Timeless on Apr 2, 2020 23:54:41 GMT -5
Previously on SWAT TV
We see a montage of Timeless and Roxy heading back to 1994. Them tying up Young Phoenix. Phoenix vomiting on Timeless. Roxy giving Phoenix a lap dance. Phoenix escaping and taking Roxy out. Phoenix grabbing his Highlander sword. Phoenix cutting off the hand of Timeless at the wrist. Timeless fleeing the realm using his chin to activate the time watch.
Yoda is sitting in contemplation, is he meant to be dead, to have ascended? Possibly, possibly Timeless has arrived in a time before then, he was given the watch by a dead man to begin with, so lets not get too caught up in that.
Timeless : Master Yoda?
Yoda : I, that is, young Timeless.
Timeless : Master Yoda, please, i need help. I am losing a lot of blood, my hand just got chopped off, and i travelled in need, and ....
Yoda : Help you i will.
Scene switches to both of them now seated, Timeless no longer bleeding and he is flexing his mechanical terminator Luke style fingers. Timeless is clothed now in a Jedi style robe and places a black glove over his new hand.
Timeless : Thank you Master Yoda.
Yoda : Your need brought you here, and here you have been healed. But for your hand not only did you need to come here.
Timeless : What do you mean Master Yoda?
Yoda : Impetuous you are. Blind by your own ability and talents do you be.
Timeless : I need to be, if i dont believe in myself, and know, not think but KNOW that i am the best wrestler in the world, then i wont be.
Yoda : More to life than being the best wrestler in the world do there be young Timeless. Do you believe that you were selected to join the Time lords so that you could find glory in a wrestling ring?
Timeless : I had glory and everything in wrestling before this watch.
Yoda : That you did, but have it now you do. Learn to use it you must.
Timeless : I will. I am only now learning.
Yoda : And foolishly you want to go and change the time line. Think did you not before you embarked?
Timeless : Well, i thought ....
Yoda : Occur to you did it not, that you need Daniel Collins. And need you he does?
Timeless : Need him?
Yoda : Who is to say that you would have become who you are without him, if successful your journey was, become lord of time you may not have.
Timeless : I dont need him master Yoda. I dont need anyone.
Yoda : Need me you just did. Not know what you need do you.
Timeless : I dont need THIS (snaps Timeless reverting back to his cocky self.)
Yoda : Who is to say without Daniel Collins will you become who YOU are meant to become. Yes. Impetuous do you BE!
Timeless : Who i am meant to be? What is with all the riddles old man? Are you even a man?
Yoda : Teach you not will i. Wish to learn do you not.
Timeless : Ok Master Yoda. I am sorry.
Yoda : Just a word is sorry. Mean it do you not. Be gone from here and do not return to me until want to learn do you.
Timeless : But ....
Yoda : BE GONE from here.
Timeless shrugs dismissively, he really doesnt care, what a brash young fool. He plays with his watch and a window appears.
Timeless : Thank you for fixing my hand Master Yoda.
Yoda looks on expressionless, and Timeless steps through the window, he lands in Young Phoenixs lounge room. He grabs Roxy by the hand, he and Young Phoenix stare pure hatred at each other, and then he steps back through another window. The pair of them coming back to 2017
Roxy: Like wow! I thought you just had left me there, with HIM!
Timeless : Never. That son of a bitch just chopped off my hand.
Roxy: Let me see. (looks over his new hand) OMG! This is like, super strong. I thought you had abandoned me!
Timeless : NEVER!
Roxy: How did you get this hand?
Timeless : Well, Master Yoda fi ....
Roxy: YODA? Are you freaken kidding me?
Timeless : No! I was in a sheer panic, blood was gushing from the wrist, and i just was ramming the watch to my chin, need filling my actions, need brought me to Yoda, and he fixed the hand, then .... he started to lecture me.
Roxy: (rolls her eyes) and let me guess, you smarted off to him.
Timeless : Well. (changing the subject) He said our mission failed, because i need Daniel. Needed him to be who i am to receive the watch and if he were not around may i not even be a time lord now, and that i still need him to become who i am going to become.
Roxy: What do you think that means?
Timeless : I dont know, the old fossil rants in riddles and backwards speak. Who cares. Looks like we are stuck with Collins, at least until after New Years Nightmare, where win or lose, we will be gone from him for good!
Roxy gives Timeless a questioning gaze. Unfadeable
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Post by Timeless on Sept 26, 2020 17:22:52 GMT -5
This is the series of rps where Timeless loses his hand and gets his metal hand if anyone is interested in how that happened.
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