Post by edwarddubin0604 on Apr 3, 2020 20:40:49 GMT -5
(Psychotic Goth is standing on the beach of a deserted island laughing maniacally as he holds a coconut up as he turns to look at it. He continues to laugh at it before turning to the camera still laughing.)
Psychotic Goth: "I'm here broadcasting from the Bermuda Triangle on an island that's supposedly inhabited by strange beings. You see Ancient Alien theorists have been saying this island is allegedly an alien base or at least a portal to another world or dimension. They claim this island is inhabited by natives who could have been the last of the old continent of Atlantis when the island went under in a violent earthquake. Yet some claim it was a brotherly feud between Zeus and Poseidon and we all knew who won that little spat."
(He laughs and yells in an unknown dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Now to prove it let's go on a little excursion into this island's jungle."
(He looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "Shall we go on this little excursion my dear friend."
(The coconut doesn't answer.)
Psychotic Goth: "Very well my dear associate let's go."
(Psychotic Goth turns and heads into the island's jungle and the camera follows him as they go deeper and deeper into the jungle. They continue to go deeper and deeper until Psychotic Goth stops at a cave with statues and idols guarding the opening.)
Psychotic Goth: "Notice the resemblances to the old Grecian people and what looks like the faces of the native people. Yet there is some difference as well and that is the bizarre features on their face that don't look human. Why is that you ask. Is it because these individuals were aliens from another world or did the extraterrestrials intermarry with the natives. Telling by the evidence Ancient Alien theorists agree."
(He looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "Don't you agree my dear associate."
(Psychotic Goth looks at it and smiles in agreement.)
Psychotic Goth: "Of course you agree. Now any moment there's going to be an experience that you are going to remember. Oh it's going to be such an experience that you'll even be famous for getting on video record. Yet beware there's going to be strangers in black suits coming for you and I don't mean men by the name of Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones."
(Psychotic Goth laughs maniacally and bellows in an Ancient Greek dialect. The camera shakes as the ground moves and the cameraman hears something and a strange looking vessel rises from behind the cave while Psychotic Goth looks upwards and raises his arms laughing and enjoying the moment.)
Psychotic Goth: "Go and return to your world my friends. Return again and resume your studies of our world. Resume your cultural studies and maybe you shall know how we tick and how we live and improve our lives and take us to your world."
(He laughs dementedly and bellows in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Now to something that seems to be ironic and interesting. Imagine first the XHF Rumble was scheduled for Italy but it was all for naught. Why do you schedule an event and then decide that a little plague is forcing you to retreat to a barge somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean. In the area that could be in the Bermuda Triangle for the XHF X-Crown Championships."
(He pauses and bellows again in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Yes I saw your comments Michael Storm and as much as I respect you and your accomplishments in the ring. Calling me mediocre isn't exactly what I am. You see I am quite vicious and hardcore and you say you're a 52 minute champion because you were in a coma for that very time. You say you were in hell all that time and then some."
(Psychotic Goth yells in an ancient Greek.)
Psychotic Goth: "You see while you were in hell Storm for 52Minutes. I know what real hell is. I experienced hell plenty of times. I am true hell and shall always be true hell. I was a champion several times over in Hardkore World's Britain division. I was the longest reigning SWAT Hardcore Champion for ever a year. That's not mediocre Michael Storm. That's being a champion Storm and I never refused a challenge."
(He laughs and looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "You should have seen what he did when Chris Card was feuding with him. Chris was dominating Mr. 52minute Man and yet he calls him mediocre. How many times has he choked in a match for any titles or for title matches. I never choked nor did I ever retreat from the ring when challenged."
(He laughs again and looks at the camera.)
Psychotic Goth: "Say differently that you never ran from him Storm. At least I can say I stayed in the ring plenty of times but can you. I don't think so. Maybe we'll see who stays in the rumble before being eliminated first Storm. Can you eliminate this so-called mediocre wrestler or shall it be me that eliminates you. We shall see."
(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Now I noticed that nobody mentioned me in the predictions. Imagine that. Typical disrespect by the establishment to predict that some of their own would win all because they had titles before and the did this and that but someone like me is considered not good enough to win the X-Crown or be part of the final four wrestlers."
(He roars again in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "I shall defy their precious predictions and I shall prevail all the odds and you all shall see 'The King of the Goths' lead his gothic hordes into battle to ravage the XHF landscape and conquer for the XHF X-Crown Championship. A championship I was promised a shot at only to be screwed. I came real close but was defeated in EOD. Now I shall lead my hordes in a new fury and zeal never seen and I shall defy all odds. Then what will they say."
(Psychotic Goth laughs loudly.)
Psychotic Goth: "Oh poor Ryan Young. You didn't see your precious friends in your LGBTKO in trouble. You never saw the cracks of dissension in LGBTKO. You definitely were too drunk or were too naïve to see it Ryan. It happens everywhere in all promotions and feds wherever you go. Did you really think things last forever."
(He pauses.)
Psychotic Goth: "Let me tell you a story Ryan. A story of a dominant group in SWAT called The KGB. I put a curse on them and my wife bit the neck of the women's champion's been acting erratic and a bunch of old mediocre over the hill geezers have taken all the gold. Now I'm not saying you're cursed in any way whatsoever. What I'm saying is that you should be lucky it's happening now or you would have been taken by surprised at a later
date when it counts the most."
(Psychotic Goth shakes his head laughing as he looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "You'll be able to survive this little break up. Consider it a minor break up and you'll reunite someday like it never happened. Isn't that what all lovers do when they break up and play the field Ryan. It's inevitable Ryan so don't get mad and just moved on and everything will heal as time goes on. Then again you'll misunderstand these words of wisdom and want to do what you do when someone offers you good advice and words of comfort. You'll want to fight angry and punch people out. Am I right or am I right."
(He lowers his head and raises his arms before flinging his head backwards revealing his pale handsome goth like looks.)
Psychotic Goth: "To all competitors in this XHF Rumble beware of me. I shall be coming in full force and I shall be leading a siege with my gothic armies to conquer all for the X-Crown Championship and not even the current champion SWAT Commissioner Zoran Sainovic can save his reign when I destroy him. It is my fate. It is my destiny. So I have spoken and thus I shall make it all a reality."
(Psychotic Goth roars and bellows in an ancient Greek dialect as he kisses his coconut laughing demonically as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Psychotic Goth: "I'm here broadcasting from the Bermuda Triangle on an island that's supposedly inhabited by strange beings. You see Ancient Alien theorists have been saying this island is allegedly an alien base or at least a portal to another world or dimension. They claim this island is inhabited by natives who could have been the last of the old continent of Atlantis when the island went under in a violent earthquake. Yet some claim it was a brotherly feud between Zeus and Poseidon and we all knew who won that little spat."
(He laughs and yells in an unknown dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Now to prove it let's go on a little excursion into this island's jungle."
(He looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "Shall we go on this little excursion my dear friend."
(The coconut doesn't answer.)
Psychotic Goth: "Very well my dear associate let's go."
(Psychotic Goth turns and heads into the island's jungle and the camera follows him as they go deeper and deeper into the jungle. They continue to go deeper and deeper until Psychotic Goth stops at a cave with statues and idols guarding the opening.)
Psychotic Goth: "Notice the resemblances to the old Grecian people and what looks like the faces of the native people. Yet there is some difference as well and that is the bizarre features on their face that don't look human. Why is that you ask. Is it because these individuals were aliens from another world or did the extraterrestrials intermarry with the natives. Telling by the evidence Ancient Alien theorists agree."
(He looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "Don't you agree my dear associate."
(Psychotic Goth looks at it and smiles in agreement.)
Psychotic Goth: "Of course you agree. Now any moment there's going to be an experience that you are going to remember. Oh it's going to be such an experience that you'll even be famous for getting on video record. Yet beware there's going to be strangers in black suits coming for you and I don't mean men by the name of Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones."
(Psychotic Goth laughs maniacally and bellows in an Ancient Greek dialect. The camera shakes as the ground moves and the cameraman hears something and a strange looking vessel rises from behind the cave while Psychotic Goth looks upwards and raises his arms laughing and enjoying the moment.)
Psychotic Goth: "Go and return to your world my friends. Return again and resume your studies of our world. Resume your cultural studies and maybe you shall know how we tick and how we live and improve our lives and take us to your world."
(He laughs dementedly and bellows in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Now to something that seems to be ironic and interesting. Imagine first the XHF Rumble was scheduled for Italy but it was all for naught. Why do you schedule an event and then decide that a little plague is forcing you to retreat to a barge somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean. In the area that could be in the Bermuda Triangle for the XHF X-Crown Championships."
(He pauses and bellows again in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Yes I saw your comments Michael Storm and as much as I respect you and your accomplishments in the ring. Calling me mediocre isn't exactly what I am. You see I am quite vicious and hardcore and you say you're a 52 minute champion because you were in a coma for that very time. You say you were in hell all that time and then some."
(Psychotic Goth yells in an ancient Greek.)
Psychotic Goth: "You see while you were in hell Storm for 52Minutes. I know what real hell is. I experienced hell plenty of times. I am true hell and shall always be true hell. I was a champion several times over in Hardkore World's Britain division. I was the longest reigning SWAT Hardcore Champion for ever a year. That's not mediocre Michael Storm. That's being a champion Storm and I never refused a challenge."
(He laughs and looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "You should have seen what he did when Chris Card was feuding with him. Chris was dominating Mr. 52minute Man and yet he calls him mediocre. How many times has he choked in a match for any titles or for title matches. I never choked nor did I ever retreat from the ring when challenged."
(He laughs again and looks at the camera.)
Psychotic Goth: "Say differently that you never ran from him Storm. At least I can say I stayed in the ring plenty of times but can you. I don't think so. Maybe we'll see who stays in the rumble before being eliminated first Storm. Can you eliminate this so-called mediocre wrestler or shall it be me that eliminates you. We shall see."
(Psychotic Goth roars in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "Now I noticed that nobody mentioned me in the predictions. Imagine that. Typical disrespect by the establishment to predict that some of their own would win all because they had titles before and the did this and that but someone like me is considered not good enough to win the X-Crown or be part of the final four wrestlers."
(He roars again in an ancient Greek dialect.)
Psychotic Goth: "I shall defy their precious predictions and I shall prevail all the odds and you all shall see 'The King of the Goths' lead his gothic hordes into battle to ravage the XHF landscape and conquer for the XHF X-Crown Championship. A championship I was promised a shot at only to be screwed. I came real close but was defeated in EOD. Now I shall lead my hordes in a new fury and zeal never seen and I shall defy all odds. Then what will they say."
(Psychotic Goth laughs loudly.)
Psychotic Goth: "Oh poor Ryan Young. You didn't see your precious friends in your LGBTKO in trouble. You never saw the cracks of dissension in LGBTKO. You definitely were too drunk or were too naïve to see it Ryan. It happens everywhere in all promotions and feds wherever you go. Did you really think things last forever."
(He pauses.)
Psychotic Goth: "Let me tell you a story Ryan. A story of a dominant group in SWAT called The KGB. I put a curse on them and my wife bit the neck of the women's champion's been acting erratic and a bunch of old mediocre over the hill geezers have taken all the gold. Now I'm not saying you're cursed in any way whatsoever. What I'm saying is that you should be lucky it's happening now or you would have been taken by surprised at a later
date when it counts the most."
(Psychotic Goth shakes his head laughing as he looks at the coconut.)
Psychotic Goth: "You'll be able to survive this little break up. Consider it a minor break up and you'll reunite someday like it never happened. Isn't that what all lovers do when they break up and play the field Ryan. It's inevitable Ryan so don't get mad and just moved on and everything will heal as time goes on. Then again you'll misunderstand these words of wisdom and want to do what you do when someone offers you good advice and words of comfort. You'll want to fight angry and punch people out. Am I right or am I right."
(He lowers his head and raises his arms before flinging his head backwards revealing his pale handsome goth like looks.)
Psychotic Goth: "To all competitors in this XHF Rumble beware of me. I shall be coming in full force and I shall be leading a siege with my gothic armies to conquer all for the X-Crown Championship and not even the current champion SWAT Commissioner Zoran Sainovic can save his reign when I destroy him. It is my fate. It is my destiny. So I have spoken and thus I shall make it all a reality."
(Psychotic Goth roars and bellows in an ancient Greek dialect as he kisses his coconut laughing demonically as the scene slowly fades to black.)