Post by Timeless on Apr 5, 2020 7:17:31 GMT -5
We see a drop dead gorgeous blonde, i mean, she is breath taking, she is wearing a hot red bra n panties, standing in a motel room, she pushes her breasts forward and takes a selfie with her phone. This is Roxy, valet to Timeless and Godess to the rest of you.
Roxy : Keep the instagram pervs happy.
She smiles, pleased with herself , across the room we see Timeless, Timeless Alex Turner. He is laying in the bed, no top and sheet covering his lower half.
Timeless : (to himself) Simpletons. Here. Take one of this!
He does the double python pose
Timeless : Eat your hearts out!
Roxy : Woop! Triple the likes when youre in the pic baby! Only hope that freak Marcus White doesnt start inboxing me pictures of himself again and trying to make small talk after your pic goes up.
Timeless : I I got him in SWAT, and after that, he wont be messaging anyone ever again, he will be beside Fierce in the coma dept.
Roxy : So ... (pulling out a brush and fixing her hair in the mirror) did you sign on with XCW?
Timeless : Yeah. Finalized it yesterday afternoon, making my debut in Atlanta in some proving ground opening match.
Roxy : (laughing) Proving ground?
Timeless : (Shrugs) Gotta start somewhere they say. Though, i hear your mockery, and this doesnt sit well with me either, not one bit, mark my words, these fools booked to meet me in my debut will be telling their grandkids about the day they faced Timeless in his XCW debut, and then how they never walked again.
Roxy : Make them bleed hun, you know how it gets me excited when you bust them open.
Timeless : I organised to come in to XCW months ago, they were to have some interfed challenge with SWAT, and i told him i would swerve SWAT and come in and join them and help them win, in return for a World title shot and a bucket load of cash, then, that interfed show never happened, he kept waving the bucket of cash and here we are, though, they seem to forgotten the title match, well, i guess i never held up to my part of the bargain and helped them win, but that is hardly my fault they couldnt get the show off the ground.
Roxy : Youll have all their gold in no time hun. How about that other thing, that guy who has been tailing us, have you seen or heard anymore about that situation?
Via the magic of promos, or just pure co incidence, a figure steps out from the corner of the room, you would swear he wasnt there just a moment ago, but he sure is now, a close up shows the man to be George Carlin.
Timeless : Rufus?
Rufus : In the flesh young man. (to Roxy) Be at ease beautiful one, i mean you no harm.
Timeless, instantly out of the bed in only his boxers at the appearance of Rufus in the room, goes to superkick him, but Rufus disappears and then reappears on the other side of the room.
Timeless ; Whoa!
Rufus : Mr Timeless. Let me get right to the point. We have been watching you, observing you. You my man, have all the ingredients of what we look for.
Timeless : And just what is that you are looking for?
Rufus : We have a job for you. Well, more, a spot.
Timeless : Arent you dead?
Rufus : Listen to me and stop asking foolish questions. See this here?
Rufus produces a watch, a Delorian themed watch,
Rufus ; This here is a very special watch, one of a kind, and made especially for you. With this watch, you will have the power to travel. To travel to any time, to any dimension, any realm, that you desire.
Timeless ; (flabbergasted) Huh?
Rufus : I work for the Time Lords Mr Timeless. And we think, who better to join us and represent us as Master of Time and Space, than, the Timeless One himself.
Timeless : Holy shit! Is this really real? Of course it is, how else could a dead man be in my room jumping from place to place. Rufus. Sir. I accept.
Roxy : (clapping and bouncing up and down excitedly, it is really quite hypnotising, and something you could watch for hours and hours) What about me Mr Rufus? Do i get a watch too? Can i travel with him?
Rufus : No watch for you i am sorry, but yes, Mr Timeless can take you on his adventures if he wishes too. You see sir (to Timeless) how it works is, you activate it here, programming in where you want to go, and a magic portal opens up in front of you for you to go thru, once thru, you press the button to close it.
Timeless : Great! (reaching for the watch) Lets give it a whirl .....
Rufus : Kids these days, hold on, with great power, comes great responsibility. Everything that happens on your travels, really happens. If someone is injured or worse, that happens down the line.
Timeless : (dismissively) Yeah yeah, i know all about the space time continuum. What about if i lose it, or someone gets it?
Rufus : If you lose it or it is taken, then, it will not work for anyone else but you, it is a special one of a kind, specifically made only for yourself, BUT ... if you are on a travel and lose it while there, your only way back is to recapture it.
Timeless : Got it! Thanks so much for selecting me, i will not let you down.
Scene fades with Timeless rubbing his hands together in excitement, Roxy with a what the hell just happened look on her face, and Rufus vanishing with the fade.
Roxy : Keep the instagram pervs happy.
She smiles, pleased with herself , across the room we see Timeless, Timeless Alex Turner. He is laying in the bed, no top and sheet covering his lower half.
Timeless : (to himself) Simpletons. Here. Take one of this!
He does the double python pose
Timeless : Eat your hearts out!
Roxy : Woop! Triple the likes when youre in the pic baby! Only hope that freak Marcus White doesnt start inboxing me pictures of himself again and trying to make small talk after your pic goes up.
Timeless : I I got him in SWAT, and after that, he wont be messaging anyone ever again, he will be beside Fierce in the coma dept.
Roxy : So ... (pulling out a brush and fixing her hair in the mirror) did you sign on with XCW?
Timeless : Yeah. Finalized it yesterday afternoon, making my debut in Atlanta in some proving ground opening match.
Roxy : (laughing) Proving ground?
Timeless : (Shrugs) Gotta start somewhere they say. Though, i hear your mockery, and this doesnt sit well with me either, not one bit, mark my words, these fools booked to meet me in my debut will be telling their grandkids about the day they faced Timeless in his XCW debut, and then how they never walked again.
Roxy : Make them bleed hun, you know how it gets me excited when you bust them open.
Timeless : I organised to come in to XCW months ago, they were to have some interfed challenge with SWAT, and i told him i would swerve SWAT and come in and join them and help them win, in return for a World title shot and a bucket load of cash, then, that interfed show never happened, he kept waving the bucket of cash and here we are, though, they seem to forgotten the title match, well, i guess i never held up to my part of the bargain and helped them win, but that is hardly my fault they couldnt get the show off the ground.
Roxy : Youll have all their gold in no time hun. How about that other thing, that guy who has been tailing us, have you seen or heard anymore about that situation?
Via the magic of promos, or just pure co incidence, a figure steps out from the corner of the room, you would swear he wasnt there just a moment ago, but he sure is now, a close up shows the man to be George Carlin.
Timeless : Rufus?
Rufus : In the flesh young man. (to Roxy) Be at ease beautiful one, i mean you no harm.
Timeless, instantly out of the bed in only his boxers at the appearance of Rufus in the room, goes to superkick him, but Rufus disappears and then reappears on the other side of the room.
Timeless ; Whoa!
Rufus : Mr Timeless. Let me get right to the point. We have been watching you, observing you. You my man, have all the ingredients of what we look for.
Timeless : And just what is that you are looking for?
Rufus : We have a job for you. Well, more, a spot.
Timeless : Arent you dead?
Rufus : Listen to me and stop asking foolish questions. See this here?
Rufus produces a watch, a Delorian themed watch,
Rufus ; This here is a very special watch, one of a kind, and made especially for you. With this watch, you will have the power to travel. To travel to any time, to any dimension, any realm, that you desire.
Timeless ; (flabbergasted) Huh?
Rufus : I work for the Time Lords Mr Timeless. And we think, who better to join us and represent us as Master of Time and Space, than, the Timeless One himself.
Timeless : Holy shit! Is this really real? Of course it is, how else could a dead man be in my room jumping from place to place. Rufus. Sir. I accept.
Roxy : (clapping and bouncing up and down excitedly, it is really quite hypnotising, and something you could watch for hours and hours) What about me Mr Rufus? Do i get a watch too? Can i travel with him?
Rufus : No watch for you i am sorry, but yes, Mr Timeless can take you on his adventures if he wishes too. You see sir (to Timeless) how it works is, you activate it here, programming in where you want to go, and a magic portal opens up in front of you for you to go thru, once thru, you press the button to close it.
Timeless : Great! (reaching for the watch) Lets give it a whirl .....
Rufus : Kids these days, hold on, with great power, comes great responsibility. Everything that happens on your travels, really happens. If someone is injured or worse, that happens down the line.
Timeless : (dismissively) Yeah yeah, i know all about the space time continuum. What about if i lose it, or someone gets it?
Rufus : If you lose it or it is taken, then, it will not work for anyone else but you, it is a special one of a kind, specifically made only for yourself, BUT ... if you are on a travel and lose it while there, your only way back is to recapture it.
Timeless : Got it! Thanks so much for selecting me, i will not let you down.
Scene fades with Timeless rubbing his hands together in excitement, Roxy with a what the hell just happened look on her face, and Rufus vanishing with the fade.