Not A Joke Anymore (Sniper Rumble RP#5)
Apr 7, 2020 1:28:38 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer and mosler like this
Post by The Dunne Deal on Apr 7, 2020 1:28:38 GMT -5
Date: April 6, 2020
Location: Johnny Sniper's home in Beaufort, South Carolina
We find Gwen Holiday pacing the couple living room, a distraught look on her face, as Sniper's Saga stablemate burst in through the front door.
Dunne: "Where is he?"
Gwen: "Bathroom."
Dunne heads off in that direction. As Gwen begins to start sobbing uncontrollably. Travis Monroe grabs hers and begins to shake her.
Monroe: "Gwen, Gwen! Look at me! Look at me! What happened?"
Gwen: "I... I don't know, he came out of his office, looked at me and said 'They're all stupid, every single one of them.' And then locked himself in the bathroom."
Nobody: "Don't worry Gwen, we'll get him out of there."
Meanwhile, at the bathroom door, we see Dunne trying to get in the bathroom as Henry paws at the door.
Dunne: "Johnny it's Dunne. I'm giving you until the count of three to open this door, or I'm breaking it down. One. Two. Thre..."
Gwen jumps in front of the door.
Gwen: "Stop right there, Wilford. I will not have you breaking down my bathroom door."
Dunne: "Sorry Sis, it needs to be done. I'll buy you a new door."
Gwen: "You better."
With that Dunne blast the door with a massive tackle ripping it off the hinges. They find Sniper full clothed, in shower hugging his legs and rocking back and forth.
Sniper: "They're all stupid. They're all stupid."
Monroe: "Johnny, it's us, You doing OK, there buddy?"
Sniper keeps on rocking back and forth repeating the world stupid over and over.
Dunne: "Shit! We've got to get him out of here."
Nobody reaches over and shuts off the water, as Gwen hands Dunne some towels to wrap around Sniper. Dunne picks up his friend and carries him into the living room, where Gwen waits with a cup of coffee to help warm him up. After a few moments, he looks up.
Gwen: "You OK, baby?"
Dunne: "Yeah, man you gave us all a scare there."
Monroe: "Yeah, we thought we'd lost you for a second."
Nobody: "Yeah, besides who's stupid? Us."
Sniper shakes his head.
Sniper: "No, not you guys. The rest of this godforsaken country. People are dying at an alarming rate, and people want to do things horde toilet paper, and make TikTok videos in Hazmat suits. Like this is some kind of joke. This is life and death, but they..."
Sniper pauses for a second.
Sniper: "They're just everyone else in the rumble. Thinking only about the here and now, but not the future. Everyone is gunning to win the X*Crown and that's it. They have no plans for what do to afterward. They're so focused on today, that there not worried about tomorrow. They only difference between the idiots of the masses and the morons in the Rumble. Is the Rumble Morons don't have enough soap to wash away the suffering that's coming. I'm more prepared than any one of them."
Dunne: "And how's that?"
Sniper looks at friends and smiles.
Sniper: "Cause I've already got knights prepared to defend my kingdom."
Location: Johnny Sniper's home in Beaufort, South Carolina
We find Gwen Holiday pacing the couple living room, a distraught look on her face, as Sniper's Saga stablemate burst in through the front door.
Dunne: "Where is he?"
Gwen: "Bathroom."
Dunne heads off in that direction. As Gwen begins to start sobbing uncontrollably. Travis Monroe grabs hers and begins to shake her.
Monroe: "Gwen, Gwen! Look at me! Look at me! What happened?"
Gwen: "I... I don't know, he came out of his office, looked at me and said 'They're all stupid, every single one of them.' And then locked himself in the bathroom."
Nobody: "Don't worry Gwen, we'll get him out of there."
Meanwhile, at the bathroom door, we see Dunne trying to get in the bathroom as Henry paws at the door.
Dunne: "Johnny it's Dunne. I'm giving you until the count of three to open this door, or I'm breaking it down. One. Two. Thre..."
Gwen jumps in front of the door.
Gwen: "Stop right there, Wilford. I will not have you breaking down my bathroom door."
Dunne: "Sorry Sis, it needs to be done. I'll buy you a new door."
Gwen: "You better."
With that Dunne blast the door with a massive tackle ripping it off the hinges. They find Sniper full clothed, in shower hugging his legs and rocking back and forth.
Sniper: "They're all stupid. They're all stupid."
Monroe: "Johnny, it's us, You doing OK, there buddy?"
Sniper keeps on rocking back and forth repeating the world stupid over and over.
Dunne: "Shit! We've got to get him out of here."
Nobody reaches over and shuts off the water, as Gwen hands Dunne some towels to wrap around Sniper. Dunne picks up his friend and carries him into the living room, where Gwen waits with a cup of coffee to help warm him up. After a few moments, he looks up.
Gwen: "You OK, baby?"
Dunne: "Yeah, man you gave us all a scare there."
Monroe: "Yeah, we thought we'd lost you for a second."
Nobody: "Yeah, besides who's stupid? Us."
Sniper shakes his head.
Sniper: "No, not you guys. The rest of this godforsaken country. People are dying at an alarming rate, and people want to do things horde toilet paper, and make TikTok videos in Hazmat suits. Like this is some kind of joke. This is life and death, but they..."
Sniper pauses for a second.
Sniper: "They're just everyone else in the rumble. Thinking only about the here and now, but not the future. Everyone is gunning to win the X*Crown and that's it. They have no plans for what do to afterward. They're so focused on today, that there not worried about tomorrow. They only difference between the idiots of the masses and the morons in the Rumble. Is the Rumble Morons don't have enough soap to wash away the suffering that's coming. I'm more prepared than any one of them."
Dunne: "And how's that?"
Sniper looks at friends and smiles.
Sniper: "Cause I've already got knights prepared to defend my kingdom."
