We switch to above the ring where we see a round Gold medal type token on a ribbon dangling, the shot pans down to all five competitors in the ring. We see Daniel Collins, Kilroy Evans, Alex Turner, Marcus White & Faust and referee Bo Brady patting down Kilroy, who is goofing with him
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A LADDER MATCH AND THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. WHOEVER RETRIEVES THE GOLD TOKEN WINS THE MATCH AND IS LOCKED IN AS A PARTICIPANT IN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH, whenever that match may take place.
Turner charges at Kilroy, and Kilroy sees him coming and ducks under a clothesline, Turner following thru and collects the huge near 7 footer Faust with the clothesline. Faust doesnt go down and glares at Turner, Kilroy Evans then grabs Faust and delivers a belly to belly suplex. Collins snarls at White and connects with a swinging neck breaker as the bell rings.
Jeremy Tucker : And we are under way folks. Collins stomping away on Marcus White, Faust gets back to his feet and is met with a right hand from Kilroy Evans, Turner then with a right onto Faust. Kilroy smiles at Turner and delivers another hard right hand to Faust, Turner with a right hand again.
Andrew Fulton : US Open tennis right here in RIO, and Faust is the ball.
Jeremy Tucker : Faust blocks the next shot of Kilroys, and then catches Faust with a choke around the throat, Kilroy makes the save though and jumps on the back of Faust, and starts biting him while on the piggy back. Turner jumps up and delivers a code breaker on Faust while Kilroy rides him into the mat moving into a bulldog. What an unlikely teaming we are seeing here from Kilroy and the Alex Turner.
Andrew Fulton : Timeless Alex Turner Jerry, and I think Kilroy has just earnt his participation ribbon.
Jeremy Tucker : Oh, he is after more than that. Daniel Collins working away on Marcus White, ramming his head into the turnbuckle and then plants him with a half nelson suplex.
Andrew Fulton : Foxy Roxy on the outside clapping on Turner, and yelling at Kilroy instructions, Kilroy tells her to beat it, and leaves himself wide open for a chop block to the knee from behind by Turner. I think I am in love Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : With who, Roxy or Timeless?
Andrew Fulton : Both!
Faust now back on his feet, and Turner is motioning for him to team up on Kilroy. Turner then Irish whips Kilroy towards Faust, and Faust with a devastating clothesline, Kilroy is reeling. Turner then grabs Kilroy and plants him with a T Bone suplex, he then motions for Faust to finish him off, Faust with bear hug on Kilroy, and Turner heads to the outside, dragging a ladder up from under the ring.
Jeremy Tucker : This Turner is something else.
Andrew Fulton : He sure is.
Jeremy Tucker : Collins now choking away violently on Marcus White, referee Bo Brady in there admonishing the son of the Phoenix.
Andrew Fulton : The Bradys and the DiMeras are long time rivals, and one must wonder if Brady can be impartial in this one.
Jeremy Tucker : What the heck are you going on about, DiMeras?
Andrew Fulton : Yeah Jerry, The Phoenix Stefano DiMera, Daniel Collins is his son, and Bo Brady
Jeremy Tucker : Wrong Phoenix, you jackass, this isnt Days of our gad damn lives, this is SWAT!
Andrew Fulton : Ugh, too much time on your couch in that basement the last 4 years .
Turner slides the ladder into the ring, and preens in front of Roxy, who is swooning over him, WHAM! Kilroy slide drop kicks ladder right into Turner, and it busts him open on the forehead, Turner toppling over on top of Roxy.
Jeremy Tucker : Timeless spending too much time there showing off and not getting on with the job, and he has paid the price.
Andrew Fulton : Id like to pay that price and end up laying on top of her like that, she is amazing! Think I might go check on her, see if she needs mouth to mouth or if there are any participation ribbons left in them hot humps of hers.
Jeremy Tucker : You stay right here, Turner would lay you out in a heartbeat you put a finger on his gal.
Andrew Fulton : (weighing up the scales with his left and right hand) Get to touch that goddess, and get taken out for it
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Jeremy Tucker : Who are you kidding, we all know your cowardice would never let you sacrifice yourself for any prize.
Andrew Fulton : Collins Irish whips Marcus White into the ropes, and then back body drops him, over the top and to the outside right ontop of Alex Turner.
Kilroy climbs to the top turnbuckle, and launches with a splash, landing on both Turner and White, Roxy has somehow managed to wiggle herself out of harms way, and is making sure there is no wardrobe malfunction.
Jeremy Tucker : Only Faust and Collins left in the ring now, and Faust is taken down with a front Russian leg sweep. Collins then grabs the ladder, and runs it right into the chin of Faust, sending him toppling over the top. Collins looks around and sees he is all alone in the ring with the ladder, and quickly starts setting it up, he may take this out here and now
Andrew Fulton : What a deserved winner he would be too, this young man has wrestling in his veins, and a chip on his shoulder too boot, what a perfect combination
Collins starts heading up the ladder, gets to the top, but Marcus White springboards into the ring off the top rope and connects with a spinning roundhouse kick to the back of Collins head, sending his forehead crashing into the ladder and he topples to the mat.
Jeremy Tucker : White with a big save there, he now starts heading up the ladder, Faust back in the ring and he starts heading up the opposite side of the ladder, they meet at the top and exchange right hands, both very powerful individuals, White surprisingly powerful.
Turner back in the ring lunges at the ladder and knocks it over, White and Faust along with it crumbling over the top rope.
Andrew Fulton : Turner has got this!
Jeremy Tucker : Alex Turner sets the ladder back up, and wipes the blood out of his eyes, and then starts slowly heading to the top, he reaches up and grabs the gold token, but only can reach a finger tip, and it sways just out of his grasp, Kilroy then grabs his foot, and starts biting the calf of Alex Turner!
Andrew Fulton : Kilroy is a damn savage! Turner releases the ladder and goes for a ensiguri off the ladder but Kilroy ducks under it, still holding the foot of Turner and he swings him around and right into the ladder! Noooooo!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Kilroy grabs the ladder, and slams it onto Alex Turner, he is now in a bad way down there. Marcus White and Faust now duking it out, White climbing up the ropes to get the leverage advantage on Faust, but Faust catches him up there and running power slams him, right on top of the ladder, Turner squirming underneath it.
Andrew Fulton : Daniel Collins now grabs big Faust and monkey flips him on top of the pile of bodies.
Jeremy Tucker : Kilroy and Collins on their feet, eyeing each other off, this is down to just these two now.
They go to hook up, but Evans with a boot to the balls and then straight away a piledriver. Kilroy sets up the ladder and starts heading up, Faust though gets underneath his legs and running powerbombs Kilroy over the top rope to the floor!
Andrew Fulton : Get up Turner, you got this!
Alex Turner clubs Faust from behind with a double ax handle, then hip tosses him over the top down beside Kilroy.
Turner with a dragon suplex on Daniel Collins. Marcus White then grabs Turner and presses him over his head, running gorilla prresses him to the outside along with Kilroy and Faust.
Jeremy Tucker : Incredible feat of strength and power from White, he is something this ladies man. White now starts heading up the ladder, and Collins quickly climbing up the other side, they exchange blows ontop of the ladder, and Collins blocks one, and X Factors White from the top of the ladder to the mat, the crowd popping.[/i]
Andrew Fulton : Collins clutching at his back, that hurt him also hat spot.
Kilroy on the outside grabs a can of soda from a fan, he clocks Faust in the head with it, then skulls the remains, spitting it out in the face of Alex Turner and blinding him, Kilroy then tears the can open and starts slicing up Alex Turner
Jeremy Tucker : That pretty face of Turner might not be so perfect once this one is all said and done.
Andrew Fulton : This is an outrage!
Roxy can not stand it and runs and jumps on the back of Kilroy. He flips her off him to the floor and glares at her, BANG! Low blow by Turner to Kilroy.
Jeremy Tucker : Roxy putting her body on the line to save her man!
Andrew Fulton : And what a body it is!
Turner, caked in blood from that can now, stomps angrily on Kilroy. Faust moves his way over and rams the head of Alex Turner into the safety rail.
Jeremy Tucker : Faust now looking to finish this off, and he digs under the ring producing another ladder.
Faust slides the ladder into the ring, and Collins grabs his ladder, and they have a sword fight with them, clanging the ladders into each other. Daniel Collins gets he advantage and wallops Faust with his ladder.
Andrew Fulton : SWAT Fencing gold medalist, Daniel Collins ladies and gentleman!
Jeremy Tucker : Roxy now on her feet and in the face of Kilroy, abusing him for putting his hands on her, hey lady, YOU jumped on HIM!
Andrew Fulton : Still Jerry, there is no excuse for violence against women, not under any circumstances.
Jeremy Tucker : Roxy slaps the face of Kilroy, and he goes to throw a right hand at her, then stops, mocking her for flinching. Roxy turns her back on him dismissing him and straightens her silky gold dress.
Andrew Fulton : Boy o Boy, can she pick an outfit, but what was that reference they made to Cha Cha something in the promos Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Cha Cha Digregorio, the best dancer at St Bernadette's, with the worst reputation. Grease Andy, GREASE!
Andrew Fulton : That old skeezer? Roxy puts her in the dirt.
Jeremy Tucker : Daniel Collins again heading up the ladder, Kilroy slides in the ring and pulls the ladder out from under Collins, sending him tumbling to the mat.
Kilroy then sets up the ladder, and then the other one, he looks up at the token, then at the ladders, Marcus White gets to one of the ladders, and starts climbing it, Kilroy races up the other one to meet him. Kilroy grabs Marcus White and starts biting him while both are on the top of the ladders. White with a back fist breaks the bite.
Andrew Fulton : Kilroys family need to feed him more. Poor man in there biting away at our guys every opportunity he gets.
Jeremy Tucker : White hooks Kilroy, and BELLY TO BELLY from the top of the ladders! My God!
Andrew Fulton : Here comes Turner, this man wont stop.
Jeremy Tucker : He is drenched in blood Andy, he should be pulled out of this contest!
Andrew Fulton : Never! Turner slides in the ring and locks the Turnabout on Marcus White! TURNABOUT!
(Rings of Saturn) locked on Marcus White, White is thriving in pain, and Turner is gushing blood everywhere. Daniel Collins and Faust go to hook up, and Collins with a step over face lock on the big Faust, both Faust and White locked in the submissions, they are gone. Kilroy grabs a ladder, and he running rams it into all four men. He lays the ladder on top of them, and with the other ladder, smashes it on the ladder.
Jeremy Tucker : Kilroy now setting up the ladder under the gold medal, he starts heading up the ladder, gets to the top, and grabs the gold token! KILROY IS THE WINNER! Kilroy Evans victorious in this return main event of SWATS relaunch.
Kilroy hoists the gold medal / ticket / tocken in the air from the top of the ladder for all the crowd to see, and they go ballistic as "Dogsong" by Mr. Feral (YT Link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2fY1zOkfbQ) blares thru the arena.
Frank Salazar : YOUR WINNER, KILROYYYYYYY EVANSSSSSSSSS
Alex Turner tips the ladder over and sends Kilroy toppling to the mat, he then starts stomping on Evans. Faust gets to his feet, and he too joins in stomping away on Kilroy.
Andrew Fulton : Looks like they dont think the match is over yet Jerry!
Jeremy Tucker : This is an outrage! Kilroy won the match fair and square, poor losers is all I can say for this display.
Faust and Turner continue stomping on Evans, Marcus White pushes them away from him saying its over, but they push him away and turn back to stomping on Evans, White dives ontop of Evans, covering him and taking the blows.
Turner and Faust both pick up White and launch him across the ring, where he bumps into Collins, who snaps and grabs White and locks in a standing Texas Cloverleaf on him
Faust and Turner continue again stomping on Kilroy, when from the back we see Syberus running down the ramp with a chair in hand.
Jeremy Tucker : SYBERUS! SYBERUS IS HERE!
Syb slides into the ring, and clocks Daniel Collins with the chair, knocking him over the top rope. He then levels both Faust and Alex Turner also with huge chair shots, all three men now on the outside, grouping together and pointing at Syb.
Kilroy crawls to his feet, motioning to bring it on and Marcus White struggles over beside them also.
Come On Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot hits and Rockin Rick Owen makes his way to the ramp
Rockin Rick Owen : Ok guys. Congrats Kilroy, great win. And Syb, welcome back!
As for the rest of this
I like it, lets make it official.
Next month, live from Dandenong Basketball Stadium Australia, at our Homecoming show, its going to be a 6 man tag main event.
Kilroy Evans, Marcus White & Syberus
Vs
.. Daniel Collins, Alex Turner & Faust!
"Dogsong" by Mr. Feral (YT Link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2fY1zOkfbQ) hits again as Marcus White and Syberus raise the arms of Kilroy Evans in victory as we fade out of shot.