Post by Timeless on Apr 12, 2020 23:36:21 GMT -5
We see a shooting range, Roxylishus is bent over exaggeratedly, her peach ass hugging them short red shorts. The instructor is half beside half behind her and reaching around showing her how to hold the pistol, he is loving his job and Roxylishus is in her glory loving getting ‘instructed’.
Timeless is leaning on the wall watching, he shakes his head laughing to himself and takes off, straight through the range were everyone is shooting. He is wearing a gold Versace shirt, half unbuttoned, black slacks and $5000 leather shoes. He walks through the range, and we see bullets whizzing past him in slow motion. He no sells them and just keeps walking, one whizzes just past his ear and he keeps walking, as he comes into vision of people shooting they are screaming at him to get away from there and out of there, he keeps walking at the same pace in his own world, he leaves through the end of the range and there is a back door there and he walks through it to the car park, he sits down on a wooden fence and looks into the camera
Timeless : So Rebecca Cross wants to appear on MY show and insinuate he has a space there waiting for the X Crown? That space is going to be empty for a mighty long time pal. After I win it, if you want to put up that Diamond title to make belt #22 for me, lock that shit in. Wanna get some heat with the SWAT guys? It takes more than a half empty trophy case. Battleground is the show I built. Enjoy your time in the spotlight on the big show in town, once I toss your ass out over the top rope in the rumble, it’s the closest you’ll come. Unless you want to man up and put that Diamond belt on the line as well.
Timeless stares intently into the camera.
Timeless : This is it, the home stretch is in sight, the show getting closer and closer each day. Caffrey thinks he and his group chat were amused that I dressed up as him, who the fuck goes in group chats? I’ll tell you who, pencil neck fucking geeks like YOU! You think prattling on about staying home and how you love and miss Philli is anything any wrestling fan wants to hear? Get the Fuck out of here with that bullshit! Get a box of tissues and cry your eyes out for your home town and how you shouldn’t have to wrestle. If I was you and about to get my ass whooped I wouldn’t want to wrestle. I actually thought for a moment you were about to pull out of the rumble. Blame the Virus and save face, it would have been a good move on your part, pity you are too wrapped up in your own bubble to realise that would be your best option. Go on, tell us how you are going to win because you are going to win and mark your words you are going WIN IT! Wow, maybe the rest of us should all stay home due to this virus, because if Caffrey says mark his words he is going to win then we must all have no chance at all. Wrestling Emperor move two, move one is shaving to reveal the ohhh so impressive and evil Wrestling Emperor gimmick, move two? Tell people to stay home 50 times in five minutes and cry about missing your home town and that you are going to win because you are going to win. Let me help you out here for a minute, you should be contemplating a further gimmick tweak slash change, the Emperor (wishpers) shave didn’t fool anyone. As quick as possible, just some friendly advice from ME to YOU. Favourite? You got to be kidding me, there must be at least a dozen people looking better for this than you.
Mocking arrogant sinister smile.
Timeless : How about this joker Michael Storm. He tells us he needs a little bit of help in the mentally fit department. No fucking shit Sherlock! Dumb as a box of rocks jumps to mind. Storm, take your graphs and stick them straight up your ass! Them polls you’re blabbering on about were conducted back when the card was announced. Soooo, they are all just predictions. Predictions from preconceived XHF notions on who the marks thought might win. You think the truth of the matter is ‘we really don’t have a clue’. Speak for yourself chump. You may be clueless. Me, I’m TIMELESS! I have no doubt. None what so ever, in either the outcome of this Rumble, which spoiler alert is Sir Winsalot walking out with the X Crown. Or, in my own ability. Never have and never will, you think that’s a character flaw? You know who think that people who believe in themselves are flawed? PEOPLE WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES!
Timeless cracks his neck
Timeless : You know what I see when I look at Michael Storm. The guy who had to vacate the belt because he couldn’t defend it within a 30 day time period. What a disgrace. When I win the Crown, and I WILL win it. I will defend it not only in SWAT! The greatest fed in the XHF and in the whole WORLD! I will defend it all over the XHF! I’ll go ANYWHERE! Take that Crown on the road and beat everyone in their own HOMES! If that home isn’t ready within the 30 days to house my defence, I’ll take the fight to the STREET! I will fight anyone, I don’t care who it is, if that 30 days are going to expire and the scheduled home of the defence isn’t ready, I will walk into a SWAT ring get on the mic and take on anyone, right there and then!
Timeless snaps his fingers.
Timeless : Just like that. I will not lose my smile and vacate a belt. I will not get ‘injured’ and vacate the belt. “Cough”DT”Cough”.
Timeless groans
Timeless : Go on. Tell us all how it was a horrendous injury and you couldn’t defend. Tell us Storm of the extenuating circumstances and how it was out of your hands. All I or any fan out there hears or see’s is that the belt you held was VACATED!
Any professional worth his salt in the business knows, if you hold a belt, you defend it till you lose it! Period. No ifs ands or buts. NONE. It doesn’t matter if you have to limp to the ring on one leg and with cracked bones. It doesn’t matter if you have to be wheeled down there in a fuckin wheel chair. You hold the belt, you defend it until you lose it, or you die trying. That’s IT! It’s that simple, so take your vacates and fuck right off!
Timeless grins to the camera, no fucks given.
Timeless : Who else thinks they have a chance in this thing? Sainovic? Without me he would be at the bottom of the Hudson, not Radu, and after the Rumble he will be looking up at Sir Winsalot holding the Crown as he is sitting on the cold hard floor after the ten foot drop and wondering why he didn’t stick to managing. Come on Zoran, hit is us with all the explanations of what it means for who if this person wins and if that person wins. What it means for you when I win is the old cripple executive just got whooped by the Pinnacle. The Epitome of what a wrestler is and should be defeated a manager slash pen pusher playing at wrestler. What would it mean if I were to be defeated by such a man? It would be a god damn embarrassment for the entire XHF and myself.
Timeless shudders at the thought.
Timeless : I have lost my fair share of matches in this industry. Everyone has, but to Sainovic, ugh. That’s what the intro was, a metaphor. I’m bulletproof. A loss washes of me like waters of a ducks back. You want to know why them loses wash away? Just look at ME! Watch a match, watch the precision and expertise I deliver EVERY move! I make it look easy! It’s just a gift I have, everything I have ever done just comes naturally to me. The fans see it, the know it, they watch my promotional and see the only thing that outshines my in ring ability is my work on the mic. They know it’s just wrestling and everyone loses matches, it eats them up and threaten to boycott the network, and all sorts of garbage, but then they tune back in to watch me next Battleground. Others, one loss and their whole world falls apart. I have seen them in the locker room, not knowing what happened or why or how, or how they will come back from it. Blowing up the bosses phones with textiles and emails. Completely dejected and ready to give up.
These jamookes. They actually believe this is their shot, that this is their big chance, that if they can get their hands on the belt their journey will be finished. They need it. They NEED that Crown, it will validate them, and will make them made men in this Industry.
When what that Crown NEEDS though is ME! It needs ME to validate IT! In the old days, them few workers who were so over they didn’t need a belt, they never got one. That doesn’t wash in todays world. The better man must win and must have the gold, whether it’s when Zoran won it three months ago, Valentine taking the SWAT belt from Suzie, whether it is Tarrasque winning the SWAT rumble, whether it is Sir Winsalot right here. There are no favourites, there are no politics. It’s simply who is the best wrestler and who puts on the best performance. So, instead of grasping at straws and that tuft of grass on the edge of the cliff to hang in there on the edge in this one.
Timeless stands up, his foot stomping on a tuft of grass hanging over the gutter of the car park, the camera is shot from a high angle and it looks impressive.
Timeless : Start hitting up them phones you ambitious cats, call them fed heads and get in early asking if you can get the shot at me when I come to your towns. Sure, you have even less chance of beating me one on one than with 40 something others out there to help you, but you’ll get that spotlight on you. You’ll get a five star match with the pinnacle of wrestling today. Today. Next Week. Next Year. Forever. For I am Timeless. For the ages.
Un Fade able.
Timeless is leaning on the wall watching, he shakes his head laughing to himself and takes off, straight through the range were everyone is shooting. He is wearing a gold Versace shirt, half unbuttoned, black slacks and $5000 leather shoes. He walks through the range, and we see bullets whizzing past him in slow motion. He no sells them and just keeps walking, one whizzes just past his ear and he keeps walking, as he comes into vision of people shooting they are screaming at him to get away from there and out of there, he keeps walking at the same pace in his own world, he leaves through the end of the range and there is a back door there and he walks through it to the car park, he sits down on a wooden fence and looks into the camera
Timeless : So Rebecca Cross wants to appear on MY show and insinuate he has a space there waiting for the X Crown? That space is going to be empty for a mighty long time pal. After I win it, if you want to put up that Diamond title to make belt #22 for me, lock that shit in. Wanna get some heat with the SWAT guys? It takes more than a half empty trophy case. Battleground is the show I built. Enjoy your time in the spotlight on the big show in town, once I toss your ass out over the top rope in the rumble, it’s the closest you’ll come. Unless you want to man up and put that Diamond belt on the line as well.
Timeless stares intently into the camera.
Timeless : This is it, the home stretch is in sight, the show getting closer and closer each day. Caffrey thinks he and his group chat were amused that I dressed up as him, who the fuck goes in group chats? I’ll tell you who, pencil neck fucking geeks like YOU! You think prattling on about staying home and how you love and miss Philli is anything any wrestling fan wants to hear? Get the Fuck out of here with that bullshit! Get a box of tissues and cry your eyes out for your home town and how you shouldn’t have to wrestle. If I was you and about to get my ass whooped I wouldn’t want to wrestle. I actually thought for a moment you were about to pull out of the rumble. Blame the Virus and save face, it would have been a good move on your part, pity you are too wrapped up in your own bubble to realise that would be your best option. Go on, tell us how you are going to win because you are going to win and mark your words you are going WIN IT! Wow, maybe the rest of us should all stay home due to this virus, because if Caffrey says mark his words he is going to win then we must all have no chance at all. Wrestling Emperor move two, move one is shaving to reveal the ohhh so impressive and evil Wrestling Emperor gimmick, move two? Tell people to stay home 50 times in five minutes and cry about missing your home town and that you are going to win because you are going to win. Let me help you out here for a minute, you should be contemplating a further gimmick tweak slash change, the Emperor (wishpers) shave didn’t fool anyone. As quick as possible, just some friendly advice from ME to YOU. Favourite? You got to be kidding me, there must be at least a dozen people looking better for this than you.
Mocking arrogant sinister smile.
Timeless : How about this joker Michael Storm. He tells us he needs a little bit of help in the mentally fit department. No fucking shit Sherlock! Dumb as a box of rocks jumps to mind. Storm, take your graphs and stick them straight up your ass! Them polls you’re blabbering on about were conducted back when the card was announced. Soooo, they are all just predictions. Predictions from preconceived XHF notions on who the marks thought might win. You think the truth of the matter is ‘we really don’t have a clue’. Speak for yourself chump. You may be clueless. Me, I’m TIMELESS! I have no doubt. None what so ever, in either the outcome of this Rumble, which spoiler alert is Sir Winsalot walking out with the X Crown. Or, in my own ability. Never have and never will, you think that’s a character flaw? You know who think that people who believe in themselves are flawed? PEOPLE WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES!
Timeless cracks his neck
Timeless : You know what I see when I look at Michael Storm. The guy who had to vacate the belt because he couldn’t defend it within a 30 day time period. What a disgrace. When I win the Crown, and I WILL win it. I will defend it not only in SWAT! The greatest fed in the XHF and in the whole WORLD! I will defend it all over the XHF! I’ll go ANYWHERE! Take that Crown on the road and beat everyone in their own HOMES! If that home isn’t ready within the 30 days to house my defence, I’ll take the fight to the STREET! I will fight anyone, I don’t care who it is, if that 30 days are going to expire and the scheduled home of the defence isn’t ready, I will walk into a SWAT ring get on the mic and take on anyone, right there and then!
Timeless snaps his fingers.
Timeless : Just like that. I will not lose my smile and vacate a belt. I will not get ‘injured’ and vacate the belt. “Cough”DT”Cough”.
Timeless groans
Timeless : Go on. Tell us all how it was a horrendous injury and you couldn’t defend. Tell us Storm of the extenuating circumstances and how it was out of your hands. All I or any fan out there hears or see’s is that the belt you held was VACATED!
Any professional worth his salt in the business knows, if you hold a belt, you defend it till you lose it! Period. No ifs ands or buts. NONE. It doesn’t matter if you have to limp to the ring on one leg and with cracked bones. It doesn’t matter if you have to be wheeled down there in a fuckin wheel chair. You hold the belt, you defend it until you lose it, or you die trying. That’s IT! It’s that simple, so take your vacates and fuck right off!
Timeless grins to the camera, no fucks given.
Timeless : Who else thinks they have a chance in this thing? Sainovic? Without me he would be at the bottom of the Hudson, not Radu, and after the Rumble he will be looking up at Sir Winsalot holding the Crown as he is sitting on the cold hard floor after the ten foot drop and wondering why he didn’t stick to managing. Come on Zoran, hit is us with all the explanations of what it means for who if this person wins and if that person wins. What it means for you when I win is the old cripple executive just got whooped by the Pinnacle. The Epitome of what a wrestler is and should be defeated a manager slash pen pusher playing at wrestler. What would it mean if I were to be defeated by such a man? It would be a god damn embarrassment for the entire XHF and myself.
Timeless shudders at the thought.
Timeless : I have lost my fair share of matches in this industry. Everyone has, but to Sainovic, ugh. That’s what the intro was, a metaphor. I’m bulletproof. A loss washes of me like waters of a ducks back. You want to know why them loses wash away? Just look at ME! Watch a match, watch the precision and expertise I deliver EVERY move! I make it look easy! It’s just a gift I have, everything I have ever done just comes naturally to me. The fans see it, the know it, they watch my promotional and see the only thing that outshines my in ring ability is my work on the mic. They know it’s just wrestling and everyone loses matches, it eats them up and threaten to boycott the network, and all sorts of garbage, but then they tune back in to watch me next Battleground. Others, one loss and their whole world falls apart. I have seen them in the locker room, not knowing what happened or why or how, or how they will come back from it. Blowing up the bosses phones with textiles and emails. Completely dejected and ready to give up.
These jamookes. They actually believe this is their shot, that this is their big chance, that if they can get their hands on the belt their journey will be finished. They need it. They NEED that Crown, it will validate them, and will make them made men in this Industry.
When what that Crown NEEDS though is ME! It needs ME to validate IT! In the old days, them few workers who were so over they didn’t need a belt, they never got one. That doesn’t wash in todays world. The better man must win and must have the gold, whether it’s when Zoran won it three months ago, Valentine taking the SWAT belt from Suzie, whether it is Tarrasque winning the SWAT rumble, whether it is Sir Winsalot right here. There are no favourites, there are no politics. It’s simply who is the best wrestler and who puts on the best performance. So, instead of grasping at straws and that tuft of grass on the edge of the cliff to hang in there on the edge in this one.
Timeless stands up, his foot stomping on a tuft of grass hanging over the gutter of the car park, the camera is shot from a high angle and it looks impressive.
Timeless : Start hitting up them phones you ambitious cats, call them fed heads and get in early asking if you can get the shot at me when I come to your towns. Sure, you have even less chance of beating me one on one than with 40 something others out there to help you, but you’ll get that spotlight on you. You’ll get a five star match with the pinnacle of wrestling today. Today. Next Week. Next Year. Forever. For I am Timeless. For the ages.
Un Fade able.
