Quarantine Causes Issues (Sniper Rumble RP#8)
Apr 14, 2020 17:47:07 GMT -5
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Apr 14, 2020 17:47:07 GMT -5
It's mid-afternoon in the Sniper household and we find Johnny once again at his computer. As he sits there focused on the screen, Gwen comes in with a cup of coffee.
Gwen: "Whatcha doin'?"
Gwen says fluttering her eyelashes. Sniper looks at her.
Sniper: "Did... Did you just Phineas & Ferb me?"
Gwen: "Maybe?"
Sniper rolls his eyes.
Sniper: "You dork."
Gwen: "True, but I'm your dork."
Gwen leans over and kisses Sniper on the cheek.
Gwen: "So what are you doing?"
Sniper: "Nothing much, with this Coronavirus thing going on. I'm pretty much stuck inside, can't go to the gym, can't go out to eat unless it's fast food and other than that day when I had my mental breakdown. I've only been able to see the guys via a Skype call."
Gwen: "Yeah, it is pretty bad out there, I wonder why this is so bad compared to things like Zika and SARS."
Sniper: "Because the idiots didn't have access to Facebook back then, I don't know. It makes about as much sense as a Jeffery Viper video."
Gwen: "Those make sense?"
Sniper: "Maybe in some alternate universe where Communism took hold in America, and everyone's favorite restaurant is Nikolai's Baltimore Borsht & Beans. But anyway I'm bored, so I'm reading Facebook comments."
Gwen: "Bored, you just bought 3 new games this month, and you're bored?"
Sniper: "Beat them already?"
Gwen: "Beat? How?"
Sniper: "Well Resident Evil 3 was to easy. Doom Eternal, is well Doom, never had a difficult time with that franchise, and as for Final Fantasy. I couldn't stop playing it, so I beat it in like 3 days."
Gwen: 'But that's like a 40+ hour game."
Sniper: "That I waited fifteen years for. So now I'm bored sitting here reading comments on an XHF fan group I found on Facebook."
Gwen: "Wait the Network has a Fan Group?"
Sniper: "Yeah? Surprised me too. And it has 50 followers, but I feel like 95 percent of them are Mongo under an alias."
Gwen: "Let's see what there's saying about the Rumble"
The two begin to look at the comments.
Gwen: "That girl looks like she's 13."
Sniper: "There's a thing called a space bar"
Sniper just rolls his eyes at the one.
Sniper: "Did... Did we just see someone have a stroke?"
Sniper and Gwen continue reading until coming to a comment that catches Johnny's eye.
Gwen: "Well, it looks like one person is pulling for you to win."
Sniper: "All I need is one."
Gwen: "Whatcha doin'?"
Gwen says fluttering her eyelashes. Sniper looks at her.
Sniper: "Did... Did you just Phineas & Ferb me?"
Gwen: "Maybe?"
Sniper rolls his eyes.
Sniper: "You dork."
Gwen: "True, but I'm your dork."
Gwen leans over and kisses Sniper on the cheek.
Gwen: "So what are you doing?"
Sniper: "Nothing much, with this Coronavirus thing going on. I'm pretty much stuck inside, can't go to the gym, can't go out to eat unless it's fast food and other than that day when I had my mental breakdown. I've only been able to see the guys via a Skype call."
Gwen: "Yeah, it is pretty bad out there, I wonder why this is so bad compared to things like Zika and SARS."
Sniper: "Because the idiots didn't have access to Facebook back then, I don't know. It makes about as much sense as a Jeffery Viper video."
Gwen: "Those make sense?"
Sniper: "Maybe in some alternate universe where Communism took hold in America, and everyone's favorite restaurant is Nikolai's Baltimore Borsht & Beans. But anyway I'm bored, so I'm reading Facebook comments."
Gwen: "Bored, you just bought 3 new games this month, and you're bored?"
Sniper: "Beat them already?"
Gwen: "Beat? How?"
Sniper: "Well Resident Evil 3 was to easy. Doom Eternal, is well Doom, never had a difficult time with that franchise, and as for Final Fantasy. I couldn't stop playing it, so I beat it in like 3 days."
Gwen: 'But that's like a 40+ hour game."
Sniper: "That I waited fifteen years for. So now I'm bored sitting here reading comments on an XHF fan group I found on Facebook."
Gwen: "Wait the Network has a Fan Group?"
Sniper: "Yeah? Surprised me too. And it has 50 followers, but I feel like 95 percent of them are Mongo under an alias."
Gwen: "Let's see what there's saying about the Rumble"
The two begin to look at the comments.
Gwen: "That girl looks like she's 13."
Sniper: "There's a thing called a space bar"
Sniper just rolls his eyes at the one.
Sniper: "Did... Did we just see someone have a stroke?"
Sniper and Gwen continue reading until coming to a comment that catches Johnny's eye.
Gwen: "Well, it looks like one person is pulling for you to win."
Sniper: "All I need is one."
