Post by The Dunne Deal on Apr 16, 2020 18:40:10 GMT -5
CHAMPOON WRESTLING'S OWN:
INFORMATION!
WRESTLER NAME (WHAT'S THEIR NAME?): Cpt. Lard
WRESTLER AGE (HOW OLD ARE THEY?): 45
WRESTLER HEIGHT/WEIGHT (FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE): 6'5" 458 lbs
HOMETOWN (WHERE DO THEY HAIL FROM? THE DREADED 'PLACES UNKNOWN'? THE SUNNY BEACHES OF CALIFORNIA?): The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Line
GIMMICK (WHAT MAKES THEM, THEM?): Morbidly obese man who can't stop eating, even during matches
APPEARANCE!
PICBASE (WHO DO THEY LOOK LIKE?): The Revolting Blob from Billy Madison
ATTIRE (WHAT'S THEIR STANDARD WRESTLING GEAR LIKE?): White singlet covered in BBQ sauce stains
PPV ATTIRE (WHAT DO THEY WEAR TO THE GRAND SUPER-SHOWS?): Same as a above, but he wears a tie to be fancy
BIOGRAPHY!
HEEL/FACE (NO TWEENERS ALOUD): Heel
CATCHPHRASE (EVERY WRESTLER HAS A CATCHPHRASE...): So? You gunna finish that?
WRESTLING STYLE (ARE THEY THE WORLD'S MOST BRUTAL BRAWLER? AN MMA MACHINE? A GRUESOME GRAPPLER? A TECHNO TECHNICIAN?!): Weight throwing powerhouse
HISTORY/BACKGROUND (WHY HAVE THEY ENDED UP IN CW?): He's wrestling to make money to buy more food, so he can get fatter
MOVESET!
THE ULTIMATE FINISHER! (WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THEIR OPPONENT'S COFFIN?!): The Lard-Sunami (Running Splash)
SIGNATURE MANEUVER(S) (WHAT TRADEMARK MOVES DO THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL?): Ham-Hock Lock (Bearhug)
ENTRANCE THEME (GO ON, GO FULL ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!): I Like Food by The Descendants
HOT-SEAT QUESTIONS!
(TO GET A FEEL OF YOUR CHARACTER, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THREE STANDARD QUESTIONS. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM IN CHARACTER!)
WHAT'S YOUR GOALS IN THE CW?: *Burps*
DO YOU MAKE KIDS SAY THEIR PRAYERS AND EAT THEIR VITAMINS?: Vitamins are for wusses, Eat more Cake!
HOW WILL YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE HEEL/FACE IN THE CW?: *Licks lips*
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