Antonio 'Two Dicks' Tagliatelle
Apr 16, 2020 19:59:23 GMT -5
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Post by IMMORTALS on Apr 16, 2020 19:59:23 GMT -5
CHAMPOON WRESTLING'S OWN:
INFORMATION!
WRESTLER NAME: Antonio 'Two Dicks' Tagliatelle
WRESTLER AGE: 27
WRESTLER HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6', 189 lbs.
HOMETOWN: San Jose, California
GIMMICK (WHAT MAKES THEM, THEM?): What more can you say about a man who is named after the toughest and slipperiest pasta there is? Oh yeah...he's got two dicks!
APPEARANCE!
PICBASE: Leonardo DiCaprio
ATTIRE: Suit pants, slick shoes, rolled up sleeve on an expensive shirt, maybe top button opened. Wears a suit jacket on the way to/ from the ring.
PPV ATTIRE: Same as above but wears a nice bow-tie or boutonnière.
BIOGRAPHY!
HEEL/FACE: Heel
CATCHPHRASE: I'm gonna fuck you up...twice.
WRESTLING STYLE: Cocky, arrogant and sly. Fights dirty, grabs dicks and laughs at single-unit losers. (quick & nimble)
HISTORY/BACKGROUND: AWA?! WTF, It's back?!
Born a simple man...but with two penises...Antonio Tagliatelle grew up in Sicilian-American neighborhoods around the Western USA. There ain't many that exist so he didn't travel much. Based finally from San Jose he spent his days laughing into the face of the poor Latino population surrounding him, and made a lifestyle from putting people down. Selling them broken shit, gambling on weak people, buying low and selling high etc...now a wealthy asshole, he prides himself on his strong Italian roots and wants to reclaim the United State in the name of his people.
Frustrated with constantly being sidelined, Antonio is back in action once again and ready to show the roster that he, and only he, is the master of 'Poon.
He was also born with two dicks, and both are above average size. He likes to talk about fucking women with his two dicks. It's a rare birth condition called 'go fuckyourself ya mook'.
MOVESET!
THE ULTIMATE FINISHER!: 'Cazzo Grande' (Twist of Fate Cutter)
SIGNATURE MANEUVER: 'Twin Thrusters' (Double-Fist Uppercut)
ENTRANCE THEME: 'Satisfaction' by Benni Benassi
HOT-SEAT QUESTIONS!
(TO GET A FEEL OF YOUR CHARACTER, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THREE STANDARD QUESTIONS. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM IN CHARACTER!)
WHAT'S YOUR GOALS IN THE CW?: Two page spread in Playgirl, one noodle on each page
DO YOU MAKE KIDS SAY THEIR PRAYERS AND EAT THEIR VITAMINS?: 'Ever see a man eat his own head? That's what happens if you don't take your vitamins'
HOW WILL YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE HEEL/FACE IN THE CW?: I'm TWICE The Man They Are!
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