Post by Dave D-Flipz on Apr 27, 2020 13:15:19 GMT -5
*The lights go black as blue and red strobes circle the arena. The speakers blast DT whispering, Do you feel trapped? The Xtremetron flashes: The Main Attraction: Showing Now. The opening riffs of "Deny Me" by SOiL blare through the speakers. The tron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! XHF World Heavyweight Champion in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black.
Tell me does your pride bleed
When you see me succeed
Is that the gist of your story
Now you had best get used to it
Cause I ain't about to quit
And Im just now getting started
Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Feelin Trapped? shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on his black leather pants, black boots, and black wristbands. On his waist is clasped the Xtreme Hardcore Federation World Heavyweight Championship. He hops from left leg to right and back twice and laughs evilly. He cracks his neck and steps forward onto the ramp. He throws a left jab right hook and then a big front kick at the air in front of him, each move setting off a pyrotechnic eruption. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade as the chorus rings out along with verse 2.
Shame me, claim me or deceive me
You grow sick every time you hear me say believe me
Every time I get one foot up
You want to tear it down
You deny me!
Deceiver!
Every time I get one foot up
you tear it down, knock it down, tear it down
Believer!
Deny me!
I feel your hand on my throat
As well as the knife in my back
And the whole time you keep smiling
What is your reason for this
Why won't your hate just quit
Life would better if you weren't struggling
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp cracking his knuckles and randomly stopping to mouth off to the crowd, smile and brag. He rubs the belt and throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including one of the X*Crown title match ending in the Final Judgment and DT raising the belt over his head, one of him sending Harry through the brick wall, one of him tossing Reeshi from the Annihilation Complex, and all of his wins over Chris and Curtis Kanyon, however most of the clips are of old ECF victories and it freezes on DT defeating Hardcore Harry and holding up the ECF Title. It zooms in on the ECF Title and lights up saying The legend continues! He slides into the ring and stretches on the ropes as he did before on the barricade. He unclasps the belt and looks at it smiling. He leaps to the middle rope. He looks out over the crowd and then raises the belt over his head and taunts to the crowd. The tron shows clips of him beating on Magnus and eventually his victory and then zooms in on the XHF World Heavyweight Title. He laughs evilly, reclasps the belt, and raises his arms in a cross. The lights brighten. He leaps to the center of the ring and looks off to one side as the tron flashes his picture.
(Believer!) What's wrong with your world
Doesn't taste the same as mine
Aren't the shades the same as mine
Pain, Agony, Regret, Fear
Just dreams whisked away, taken away
So now does your pride still bleed
Every time that I succeed
Now that you know that I'll keep trying
Can your weak mind digest
All that I'm feeding it
He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes, arms crossed. He grabs a mic and begins to speak*
: You know... since Bonafide Homicide I seem to have an unusually large amount of people all gunning at me like I'm a bad champion or something. Since October 30th ... people stopped showing respect and decided to FINALLY try and challenge me! You know it's funny. I go on a tear for four damn months and not a soul is brave enough to fight me. I become champ ... not a soul is brave enough to stand in my path ... until Spencer decides to save his friend. Suddenly the fact that I face Spencer makes everyone seem to think I lost some skill or something. But you know it's fine. I've got time. And I'm the champ so you all have to hear me out.
*boos*
: Ok you all can boo how you want but let me run through something. Let me just start off with a man who has been a huge pain in my ass for the longest time. I get on a win streak he's nowhere to be found, but whoa soon as a mob tries to start an antiDT group ... LOOK WHO'S BACK! Now that there are people willing to line up and fight me ... he returns. Of course I'm talking about the most colossal waste of my time ever. Venom.
*mixed reaction from crowd*
: Venom, man, I know we have had our problems ... actually that's all we had. Back in the day when you were a nobody and I was a rookie and Mongo was trying to extinguish GD, Dagger and I the ECFers ... and I kicked your ass. To the recent matches with you where as it seemed you evened the odds, and then the screwover from January ... but you know ... Venom here's the thing you have to face ... you are no longer on top! You are no longer the man in this business. I am. That eats you up inside doesn't it? Oh you don't need to answer! I KNOW the answer. You see it DEFINITELY eats you alive to see me rise up over you. It hurts that I finally got my due time in the spotlight. I mean look at facts. You came out here with an obviously doctored up photo of me since you forget I was MARRIED for years until recently ... and unlike you I was good in my marriage. See it's funny, my wife left me because XHF kept abusing me and she took the incentive to get out. Your wife however ... where is Tracy these days? How is she and your child? Oh you probably love that kid but haven't spoken to Tracy in a while. I mean you hurt her so bad with whatever it is you did that she actually wanted to get back at you by breaking up your best friend's marriage to her sister! Oh hold on ... he's not your friend anymore. You turned on him for no reason! Just like Magnus did to me. Funny how that works. You fucking broke his body and spirit and took Charlie Velez out of the game. Yeah that seems fair. He focuses on his family unlike you and as payment you beat him up and cripple him because he loved his wife more than you when he had no idea where to find your ass after that plane went down and his wife was right there. That makes you SUCH A BIG MAN V DOESN'T IT! Tell me is that what it takes to be a champ? To backstab your friends after riding them to the top? To be so selfish as to try and kill your best friend because he had priorities over interfering with the police in that crash? To attack him from behind and end his career? Oh but wait I did that to three guys didn't I ... no ... no I didn't. See ... I have REASONS for doing my work. See Kanyon got stuck in a Doomsday Cage with me trying to end my career, just so happened he forgot I was his superior. Magnus tried to take me out of the game after riding my coattails to the championship. I saved his ass from a beating after the match and he tried to take me out so I had to defend myself. And Fusion probably would have kept coming at this title until he made it so nobody could have a shot but him so I took him down too. And as for Spencer, you can blame Mongo and Spencer for that. Spencer tried to KILL me and Mongo told me to make sure that crap heap never soiled a main event again. So I complied. I didn't go cheating on my wife and trying to kill my best friend for no reason. I didn't steal my friends glory. I didn't ride any coattails to the top ... not like you. You returned from injury and USED your best bud to get the World Title. You USED me to get to NOC. You're USING Mongo and Mueller now to get what you want. They may not see it but I do. I know the way you work. You are a con artist. See I work on my own merits. I worked my way to the top. I didn't ride other people's hype.
*boos for both Venom and DT*
: But Venom ... I find this part REAL funny. The part where right before Harry practically killed you and {No Means No} you with glass ... you called me out ... trying to escape Harry for me ... for once I think that's smart. I mean Harry wanted to murder you ... I just want to pin your ass for screwing me over. But tell me V ... how do you plan to take me out now? How is it you plan to finish me off? Are you going to wheelie me to death? You going to crawl on your arms and bite my heels like the dog you are? You gonna handicap me to death? HA! You are pathetic. I've had Harry try to kill me the same way when he tried to end ECF and I FUCKING KILLED HIM! I beat him down and took the title. You end up in a wheelchair. Venom you disgust me. You have the gall to criticize me? You are the biggest hypocrite of all! "Oh if I didn't have to put AJ in his place, oh if I was still champ me and Harry would have owned the show" NEWSFLASH! You are the reason Harry didn't have the title. And HE is the reason you didn't. But it doesn't matter. I would have beaten you or him just as well to take this title. This title is mine. I worked for two long years to get it and I will not have you soil my reign with your pathetic envy of me. So here's the deal. As soon as your ass is out of the wheelchair, drag your ass to the ring and I'll be GLAD to kick your ass but good. Oh and it's funny how suddenly you're willing to speak so well of Cosmo, MGK, AJ and Ace ... I mean you did nothing for a month and are doing it again ... but insult MGK and AJ and Spike as if they weren't even human. You constanty belittled them. Cosmo you always brag how easy he was to beat and how pathetic he is. And Ace ... up until suddenly you're buddy buddy with him ... you hated him. And you beat his ass for your title and went on and on about how he sucked and wasn't worth a title shot of ANY belt. You yelled at me for facing him and blowing his ass up in a Death Trap Casket match. Suddenly you feel he's worthy of you? Make up your mind. I get sick of hearing you acting stupid because you hate that I succeeded. You can deny me respect and deny me the due praise I deserve but you can't deny me my title. You can't even back up your words. You are stuck in a damn wheel chair because you couldn't stand toe to toe with a big oafish drunken fool!
*he stops*
: Oh, speaking of wheelchairs ... there is a theme lately of cripples thinking they have a say in the world. Yeah Chris Kanyon ... Chris thinks his word of mouth will spread and stop me. See Chris is jealous of me for other reasons. He's mad that he picked me as his first "target" in his crusade to prove he should be commissioner. Chris you'd think you would have learned by now that you CAN'T TAKE ME! You've tried to beat me so many times and I've ruined you! I made you look like a fool and I am the reason you have no career hopes right now. Let's recap here. You face me when I first break into the XHF. I kick your ass ... I go to the B-Day show ... and kick your ass and take your title. I robbed you of your pride, your dignity, and your title. Then two months ago I robbed you of your future in the administration, your hopes of ever being champ ... and your CAREER! I took away your ability to walk. I took away your independence! And I don't think you have much left to give away to my power. Ya know what I'm saying? You just don't have good luck against me. You need to realize Chris... you can't touch me. I'm out of your league. The two belts I didn't take from you are the two you've NEVER HELD! And this belt right here won't be moving off my waist for a long time!
*boos as he points to the belt now on the turnbuckle*
: I laugh at your misery Chris. I can see in your eyes you SO want to get in that ring and get your ass kicked again. You're like a pathetic child. A selfish brat. *mock kid voice* WAAAAH! I WANNA WRESTLE! Mean ol Death Twap keeps beating me cuz I suck. I can;t walk. BITCH BITCH MOAN MOAN! *normal again* Man you are so horrible to watch whine. I think it is funny about how you think YOU'LL get revenge through this pre-show. I mean you won't actually do ANYTHING! HAHA! And what's even funnier is .. this ..
*The tron shows: an image that is long since dead ...*
: Real nice use of photoshop Chris. The makeshift tears and the text. Just shows ... even an idiot can learn to use the computer if you anger him and take away his way of living. I should be thanking you. It's free publicity. After all what would be BIGGER than seeing another iteration of the epic Death Trap/Reeshi feuds. I mean let's face it. We already know Harry is a washed up hack. He has no reason to kill me so he's tame. And Cosmo has lost it. But Reeshi ... hell the man basically killed AJ and happened to end up on the losing end. The man is a legend. Kanyon I must admit you do have good taste in matches. But I think it's a little over the top. I mean we all know what will happen when if I face Reeshi. I'll do to him what I did to you and he'll want you for getting him stuck against me.
*he laughs*
: Besides what are the odds Reeshi wants to get his ass kicked again? I am the XHF Champ, the best in the biz, and I have Reeshi's number. Even in losses to him and interference raided matches I kicked his ass. Remember the AC match? I broke numerous bones and busted his internal organs. He was out longer than anyone aside from Sanders who hasn't returned since. Reeshi, I know you're listening. I want you to think back to that match how a man who had under a year of XHF under his belt kicked your ass and took you out of that match. Sure you snuck off with a win by pinning the dead Sanders while I took out Ratty. But we all know I had that match won. We all know I was due this belt way back when. Or how about you think back to just last year. Think back. You came out of retirement ... just to kick my ass because I pissed you off by overcoming odds. Oh that was fun. Platinum has you attack me and kick my ass when I expected him. Yeah real good. Do you remember what happened next? Here let me give you a refresher course. You challenged me to a match you supposedly made famous. A match you supposedly killed people in. A Classic Street Fight. In the Street. With cars driving around. Hmm ... I believe the match involved me kicking your ass and getting you nearly KILLED! Remember that? In fact your return died that day. ... until you beat down AJ. Does that make you feel like a big man? Beating someone from behind when they are exhausted? That's the only way you'll be beating anyone these days I suppose. I mean let's face it. You can't even come close to having a prayer against me anymore. But at least you'll put up a fight. In fact I look forward to once again ending the return of Reeshi once and for all!
*boos*
: Oh it shouldn't be anything new to you Reeshi man. I mean that's exactly what you did. You got to be champ and what did you do? You went out and made a name for yourself by breaking people. You left a wake of people in your rage in the hospital. You put them there yourself as the champ. You tried to exterminate everyone. So when the XHF Champ puts people out it's not new. It has been done. But see I don't do it to everyone because I'm not a sour old crotchety old man like you. I only do it to people who deserve it or who won't get out of my hair and let me make my name known. I am the best damn champ ever. And beating you would prove it. I am going to do to you what you did to so many if you get voted to face me. I will put Reeshi in the hospital. I will put you out for good and make sure the name Death Trap is put higher than Reeshi in the minds of all forever. I don't get it. You killed people for no reason and you are "the greatest name ever" "the best champ". I take people out in match and I'm a "horrible champ" a disgrace ... I will have to remedy that by proving I am better than you once and for all.
*he stops*
: But that depends on the voting. See there are two others who are in there with you Reeshi man. There are two others who are aching to fall at my hands. First of all you have Mr. Cosmo. Cosmo I have respect for. One of the few I do. See Cosmo has the same problems as me. He gets no respect from those he is superior to. He has every faction in the world after his head and he has had everything taken from him. See he has to learn to be like me and just go in guns blazing and take it all back from the thieves. He has to go kick MGK's, Spike's and AJ's asses! See Cosmo though and I have some unfinished business. We only fought once and although Cosmo got the pin on me ... neither of us were awake for that end. Because Venom once again screwed us over. The Young Guns interfered and took us both out and rolled Cosmo on top of me. See I know Cosmo is too big to go around counting that as a win. Since he didn't earn it. And I refuse to take it as a loss because I will not degrade myself to give Venom what he wants. So you see facing Cosmo would allow us to settle that issue. It would allow us to truly see who is the better man. Although we all know i would win. See Space isn't my thing. I'm more of a fan of the Earth. If Cosmo and I DO end up fighting, you can be sure I will make sure his ass is hauled down from space and hits the Earth with a huge breakdown.
*He looks around the crowd and sees a sign with a picture of Harry killing Venom*
: And then of course is my old ECF rival Hardcore F'n Harry. A former XHF Champion, former ECF Champion, and long time loser. Harry and I go way back. And to be blunt ... I have ALWAYS had Harry's number. But our battles have been epic. Harry and Gravedigger will always have been my greatest rivals. They take me to another level. But Harry recently hasn't impressed me. I mean I kicked his ass so many times it's become mundane and boring. It's no fun to destroy him anymore. Either way ... if he gets voted in I will be sure to once again prove to him why he gave me my break back in 2001. I will once again beat his ass and show him the talent he scouted in me so long ago. I will once again put him through hell. Compared to what I will do to him ... his match with Venom in the Greenhouse will be like a bar fight. A minor scuffle. Harry, I can stand here and run through why exactly it is we hate each other so much ... but that would take forever. Our history is legendary. We don't need to revisit it. But if you are the unlucky sap voted in, be ready to enter a new world of hurt. Because the Main Attraction never disappoints the fans in search of a dead man. You will NOT get up from my attack. Where V failed ... I won't ... And you can trust me on that. I don't say stuff I don't plan to back up.
*boos*
: Speaking of words I can back up ... it's funny. I've been hearing one person in particular run his mouth about me spewing bullshit wherever he walks. That man is our own XHF X*Crown Champ. Ah MGK. What a fool he is. I mean have you heard his bullshit. He comes out talking about how great he is. He runs his mouth about AJ like AJ is already his opponent at the pre-show. But here's the killer. He talks about himself by comparing himself to me. That;s well and good but MGK ... I'm better than you. Remember? I am the world champ and you aren't. I am the Master of Puppets, you are a nobody who happened to catch a break. You keep yelling at people saying, "I beat Death Trap to a pulp. I beat DT. BLAH BLAH BULLSHIT!" You have NEVER beaten me and never will. DO you even remember the match? The match you claim to have beaten me at? Well I happen to have something to help.
*The tron clicks on:*
Neither man really getting the upper hand they slowly make their way up the ramp way still exchanging blows and then DT manages to catch MGK just right and knocks him to the ramp. DT then picks him up and then hits him with a vertical suplex but then DT is shocked ass the bell ring.
Announcer- Due to a double count out this match is a draw!
: Hmm ... I didn't see the clip of you pinning me. I didn't see the clip of you beating me down to end the show. I DID see me not caring to beat you in favor of teaching you a lesson. I saw me kicking your ass. I saw me beating you to the ramp and suplexing you to the metal and leaving you broken. Sounds like and looks like you have the story a bit ass backwards. Just like your whole title reign. Your words can't be trusted and your actions are subject to insanity. But see I'm not here to talk about you. I just felt you should think before you speak. Open mouth insert foot... zip the lip and show some respect to those who kick your ass MGK.
*he looks back to the title and laughs*
: Oh and there's the instance of the #1 contender's match. James Mueller. What a tool. You are nothing but a pawn to Venom. He's using you! While I really don't respect or like you I feel you should be warned. Look what V did to Velez when he got back from an injury. Venom can't be trusted. But then neither can you. You turned your own relative into a hypnotized puppet. You took a man and ruined his life, you made him a bear. How degrading can you get? Well James I never did get to kick your ass but someday you will face me and get what's yours. But there is the issue of the match. Harry .. who I've already discussed ... and Snake.
*cheers*
: What has Snake done to deserve a shot? He is lower than Spencer! And you made a point to show Spencer as a fool and useless punk whom I ended the career of. Snake hasn't won a match in God knows how long. He couldn't beat MGK. He couldn't beat anyone. Why do you think he'll beat Harry or me? I don't understand. Snake isn't even worthy to inhale the dirt I kick at people like him! It's pathetic. Send me a challenge. How am I going to prove I am the real deal if you throw guys like Snake at me.
*he starts to leave but stops*
: Oh yeah. There is one more problem. A big problem. A WHALE of a problem. Yeah I'm talking about the big fatass himself. Mongo the Destroyer. He doesn't know when to quit. When will he learn that he can throw whatever he wants at me and it won't stop me? Remember ECF? I kicked your ass. Remember that greenhouse match? I made the whole thing fall on you! I practically killed you. The only thing that saved you was that damn blubber cushion you pack in your gut from all the Burger King. But Mongo tell me ... I'm interested to know the plan this time. Who do you plan to throw at me? Who is there who can beat me? Who is there who can stop the Main Attraction? Not a soul. No "young fighter" can be trained to end me. I am the top in the business. I demand that you get your ass out here and tell me just what it is you plan to try and ruin my life with this time? How is it I should break your plans and beat you this time?
*he waits*
Tell me does your pride bleed
When you see me succeed
Is that the gist of your story
Now you had best get used to it
Cause I ain't about to quit
And Im just now getting started
Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Feelin Trapped? shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on his black leather pants, black boots, and black wristbands. On his waist is clasped the Xtreme Hardcore Federation World Heavyweight Championship. He hops from left leg to right and back twice and laughs evilly. He cracks his neck and steps forward onto the ramp. He throws a left jab right hook and then a big front kick at the air in front of him, each move setting off a pyrotechnic eruption. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade as the chorus rings out along with verse 2.
Shame me, claim me or deceive me
You grow sick every time you hear me say believe me
Every time I get one foot up
You want to tear it down
You deny me!
Deceiver!
Every time I get one foot up
you tear it down, knock it down, tear it down
Believer!
Deny me!
I feel your hand on my throat
As well as the knife in my back
And the whole time you keep smiling
What is your reason for this
Why won't your hate just quit
Life would better if you weren't struggling
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp cracking his knuckles and randomly stopping to mouth off to the crowd, smile and brag. He rubs the belt and throws his hands up in a cross at the base of the ramp and breathes in deep the arenas atmosphere. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including one of the X*Crown title match ending in the Final Judgment and DT raising the belt over his head, one of him sending Harry through the brick wall, one of him tossing Reeshi from the Annihilation Complex, and all of his wins over Chris and Curtis Kanyon, however most of the clips are of old ECF victories and it freezes on DT defeating Hardcore Harry and holding up the ECF Title. It zooms in on the ECF Title and lights up saying The legend continues! He slides into the ring and stretches on the ropes as he did before on the barricade. He unclasps the belt and looks at it smiling. He leaps to the middle rope. He looks out over the crowd and then raises the belt over his head and taunts to the crowd. The tron shows clips of him beating on Magnus and eventually his victory and then zooms in on the XHF World Heavyweight Title. He laughs evilly, reclasps the belt, and raises his arms in a cross. The lights brighten. He leaps to the center of the ring and looks off to one side as the tron flashes his picture.
(Believer!) What's wrong with your world
Doesn't taste the same as mine
Aren't the shades the same as mine
Pain, Agony, Regret, Fear
Just dreams whisked away, taken away
So now does your pride still bleed
Every time that I succeed
Now that you know that I'll keep trying
Can your weak mind digest
All that I'm feeding it
He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes, arms crossed. He grabs a mic and begins to speak*
: You know... since Bonafide Homicide I seem to have an unusually large amount of people all gunning at me like I'm a bad champion or something. Since October 30th ... people stopped showing respect and decided to FINALLY try and challenge me! You know it's funny. I go on a tear for four damn months and not a soul is brave enough to fight me. I become champ ... not a soul is brave enough to stand in my path ... until Spencer decides to save his friend. Suddenly the fact that I face Spencer makes everyone seem to think I lost some skill or something. But you know it's fine. I've got time. And I'm the champ so you all have to hear me out.*boos*
: Ok you all can boo how you want but let me run through something. Let me just start off with a man who has been a huge pain in my ass for the longest time. I get on a win streak he's nowhere to be found, but whoa soon as a mob tries to start an antiDT group ... LOOK WHO'S BACK! Now that there are people willing to line up and fight me ... he returns. Of course I'm talking about the most colossal waste of my time ever. Venom.*mixed reaction from crowd*
: Venom, man, I know we have had our problems ... actually that's all we had. Back in the day when you were a nobody and I was a rookie and Mongo was trying to extinguish GD, Dagger and I the ECFers ... and I kicked your ass. To the recent matches with you where as it seemed you evened the odds, and then the screwover from January ... but you know ... Venom here's the thing you have to face ... you are no longer on top! You are no longer the man in this business. I am. That eats you up inside doesn't it? Oh you don't need to answer! I KNOW the answer. You see it DEFINITELY eats you alive to see me rise up over you. It hurts that I finally got my due time in the spotlight. I mean look at facts. You came out here with an obviously doctored up photo of me since you forget I was MARRIED for years until recently ... and unlike you I was good in my marriage. See it's funny, my wife left me because XHF kept abusing me and she took the incentive to get out. Your wife however ... where is Tracy these days? How is she and your child? Oh you probably love that kid but haven't spoken to Tracy in a while. I mean you hurt her so bad with whatever it is you did that she actually wanted to get back at you by breaking up your best friend's marriage to her sister! Oh hold on ... he's not your friend anymore. You turned on him for no reason! Just like Magnus did to me. Funny how that works. You fucking broke his body and spirit and took Charlie Velez out of the game. Yeah that seems fair. He focuses on his family unlike you and as payment you beat him up and cripple him because he loved his wife more than you when he had no idea where to find your ass after that plane went down and his wife was right there. That makes you SUCH A BIG MAN V DOESN'T IT! Tell me is that what it takes to be a champ? To backstab your friends after riding them to the top? To be so selfish as to try and kill your best friend because he had priorities over interfering with the police in that crash? To attack him from behind and end his career? Oh but wait I did that to three guys didn't I ... no ... no I didn't. See ... I have REASONS for doing my work. See Kanyon got stuck in a Doomsday Cage with me trying to end my career, just so happened he forgot I was his superior. Magnus tried to take me out of the game after riding my coattails to the championship. I saved his ass from a beating after the match and he tried to take me out so I had to defend myself. And Fusion probably would have kept coming at this title until he made it so nobody could have a shot but him so I took him down too. And as for Spencer, you can blame Mongo and Spencer for that. Spencer tried to KILL me and Mongo told me to make sure that crap heap never soiled a main event again. So I complied. I didn't go cheating on my wife and trying to kill my best friend for no reason. I didn't steal my friends glory. I didn't ride any coattails to the top ... not like you. You returned from injury and USED your best bud to get the World Title. You USED me to get to NOC. You're USING Mongo and Mueller now to get what you want. They may not see it but I do. I know the way you work. You are a con artist. See I work on my own merits. I worked my way to the top. I didn't ride other people's hype.*boos for both Venom and DT*
: But Venom ... I find this part REAL funny. The part where right before Harry practically killed you and {No Means No} you with glass ... you called me out ... trying to escape Harry for me ... for once I think that's smart. I mean Harry wanted to murder you ... I just want to pin your ass for screwing me over. But tell me V ... how do you plan to take me out now? How is it you plan to finish me off? Are you going to wheelie me to death? You going to crawl on your arms and bite my heels like the dog you are? You gonna handicap me to death? HA! You are pathetic. I've had Harry try to kill me the same way when he tried to end ECF and I FUCKING KILLED HIM! I beat him down and took the title. You end up in a wheelchair. Venom you disgust me. You have the gall to criticize me? You are the biggest hypocrite of all! "Oh if I didn't have to put AJ in his place, oh if I was still champ me and Harry would have owned the show" NEWSFLASH! You are the reason Harry didn't have the title. And HE is the reason you didn't. But it doesn't matter. I would have beaten you or him just as well to take this title. This title is mine. I worked for two long years to get it and I will not have you soil my reign with your pathetic envy of me. So here's the deal. As soon as your ass is out of the wheelchair, drag your ass to the ring and I'll be GLAD to kick your ass but good. Oh and it's funny how suddenly you're willing to speak so well of Cosmo, MGK, AJ and Ace ... I mean you did nothing for a month and are doing it again ... but insult MGK and AJ and Spike as if they weren't even human. You constanty belittled them. Cosmo you always brag how easy he was to beat and how pathetic he is. And Ace ... up until suddenly you're buddy buddy with him ... you hated him. And you beat his ass for your title and went on and on about how he sucked and wasn't worth a title shot of ANY belt. You yelled at me for facing him and blowing his ass up in a Death Trap Casket match. Suddenly you feel he's worthy of you? Make up your mind. I get sick of hearing you acting stupid because you hate that I succeeded. You can deny me respect and deny me the due praise I deserve but you can't deny me my title. You can't even back up your words. You are stuck in a damn wheel chair because you couldn't stand toe to toe with a big oafish drunken fool!*he stops*
: Oh, speaking of wheelchairs ... there is a theme lately of cripples thinking they have a say in the world. Yeah Chris Kanyon ... Chris thinks his word of mouth will spread and stop me. See Chris is jealous of me for other reasons. He's mad that he picked me as his first "target" in his crusade to prove he should be commissioner. Chris you'd think you would have learned by now that you CAN'T TAKE ME! You've tried to beat me so many times and I've ruined you! I made you look like a fool and I am the reason you have no career hopes right now. Let's recap here. You face me when I first break into the XHF. I kick your ass ... I go to the B-Day show ... and kick your ass and take your title. I robbed you of your pride, your dignity, and your title. Then two months ago I robbed you of your future in the administration, your hopes of ever being champ ... and your CAREER! I took away your ability to walk. I took away your independence! And I don't think you have much left to give away to my power. Ya know what I'm saying? You just don't have good luck against me. You need to realize Chris... you can't touch me. I'm out of your league. The two belts I didn't take from you are the two you've NEVER HELD! And this belt right here won't be moving off my waist for a long time!*boos as he points to the belt now on the turnbuckle*
: I laugh at your misery Chris. I can see in your eyes you SO want to get in that ring and get your ass kicked again. You're like a pathetic child. A selfish brat. *mock kid voice* WAAAAH! I WANNA WRESTLE! Mean ol Death Twap keeps beating me cuz I suck. I can;t walk. BITCH BITCH MOAN MOAN! *normal again* Man you are so horrible to watch whine. I think it is funny about how you think YOU'LL get revenge through this pre-show. I mean you won't actually do ANYTHING! HAHA! And what's even funnier is .. this ..*The tron shows: an image that is long since dead ...*
: Real nice use of photoshop Chris. The makeshift tears and the text. Just shows ... even an idiot can learn to use the computer if you anger him and take away his way of living. I should be thanking you. It's free publicity. After all what would be BIGGER than seeing another iteration of the epic Death Trap/Reeshi feuds. I mean let's face it. We already know Harry is a washed up hack. He has no reason to kill me so he's tame. And Cosmo has lost it. But Reeshi ... hell the man basically killed AJ and happened to end up on the losing end. The man is a legend. Kanyon I must admit you do have good taste in matches. But I think it's a little over the top. I mean we all know what will happen when if I face Reeshi. I'll do to him what I did to you and he'll want you for getting him stuck against me.*he laughs*
: Besides what are the odds Reeshi wants to get his ass kicked again? I am the XHF Champ, the best in the biz, and I have Reeshi's number. Even in losses to him and interference raided matches I kicked his ass. Remember the AC match? I broke numerous bones and busted his internal organs. He was out longer than anyone aside from Sanders who hasn't returned since. Reeshi, I know you're listening. I want you to think back to that match how a man who had under a year of XHF under his belt kicked your ass and took you out of that match. Sure you snuck off with a win by pinning the dead Sanders while I took out Ratty. But we all know I had that match won. We all know I was due this belt way back when. Or how about you think back to just last year. Think back. You came out of retirement ... just to kick my ass because I pissed you off by overcoming odds. Oh that was fun. Platinum has you attack me and kick my ass when I expected him. Yeah real good. Do you remember what happened next? Here let me give you a refresher course. You challenged me to a match you supposedly made famous. A match you supposedly killed people in. A Classic Street Fight. In the Street. With cars driving around. Hmm ... I believe the match involved me kicking your ass and getting you nearly KILLED! Remember that? In fact your return died that day. ... until you beat down AJ. Does that make you feel like a big man? Beating someone from behind when they are exhausted? That's the only way you'll be beating anyone these days I suppose. I mean let's face it. You can't even come close to having a prayer against me anymore. But at least you'll put up a fight. In fact I look forward to once again ending the return of Reeshi once and for all!*boos*
: Oh it shouldn't be anything new to you Reeshi man. I mean that's exactly what you did. You got to be champ and what did you do? You went out and made a name for yourself by breaking people. You left a wake of people in your rage in the hospital. You put them there yourself as the champ. You tried to exterminate everyone. So when the XHF Champ puts people out it's not new. It has been done. But see I don't do it to everyone because I'm not a sour old crotchety old man like you. I only do it to people who deserve it or who won't get out of my hair and let me make my name known. I am the best damn champ ever. And beating you would prove it. I am going to do to you what you did to so many if you get voted to face me. I will put Reeshi in the hospital. I will put you out for good and make sure the name Death Trap is put higher than Reeshi in the minds of all forever. I don't get it. You killed people for no reason and you are "the greatest name ever" "the best champ". I take people out in match and I'm a "horrible champ" a disgrace ... I will have to remedy that by proving I am better than you once and for all.*he stops*
: But that depends on the voting. See there are two others who are in there with you Reeshi man. There are two others who are aching to fall at my hands. First of all you have Mr. Cosmo. Cosmo I have respect for. One of the few I do. See Cosmo has the same problems as me. He gets no respect from those he is superior to. He has every faction in the world after his head and he has had everything taken from him. See he has to learn to be like me and just go in guns blazing and take it all back from the thieves. He has to go kick MGK's, Spike's and AJ's asses! See Cosmo though and I have some unfinished business. We only fought once and although Cosmo got the pin on me ... neither of us were awake for that end. Because Venom once again screwed us over. The Young Guns interfered and took us both out and rolled Cosmo on top of me. See I know Cosmo is too big to go around counting that as a win. Since he didn't earn it. And I refuse to take it as a loss because I will not degrade myself to give Venom what he wants. So you see facing Cosmo would allow us to settle that issue. It would allow us to truly see who is the better man. Although we all know i would win. See Space isn't my thing. I'm more of a fan of the Earth. If Cosmo and I DO end up fighting, you can be sure I will make sure his ass is hauled down from space and hits the Earth with a huge breakdown.*He looks around the crowd and sees a sign with a picture of Harry killing Venom*
: And then of course is my old ECF rival Hardcore F'n Harry. A former XHF Champion, former ECF Champion, and long time loser. Harry and I go way back. And to be blunt ... I have ALWAYS had Harry's number. But our battles have been epic. Harry and Gravedigger will always have been my greatest rivals. They take me to another level. But Harry recently hasn't impressed me. I mean I kicked his ass so many times it's become mundane and boring. It's no fun to destroy him anymore. Either way ... if he gets voted in I will be sure to once again prove to him why he gave me my break back in 2001. I will once again beat his ass and show him the talent he scouted in me so long ago. I will once again put him through hell. Compared to what I will do to him ... his match with Venom in the Greenhouse will be like a bar fight. A minor scuffle. Harry, I can stand here and run through why exactly it is we hate each other so much ... but that would take forever. Our history is legendary. We don't need to revisit it. But if you are the unlucky sap voted in, be ready to enter a new world of hurt. Because the Main Attraction never disappoints the fans in search of a dead man. You will NOT get up from my attack. Where V failed ... I won't ... And you can trust me on that. I don't say stuff I don't plan to back up.*boos*
: Speaking of words I can back up ... it's funny. I've been hearing one person in particular run his mouth about me spewing bullshit wherever he walks. That man is our own XHF X*Crown Champ. Ah MGK. What a fool he is. I mean have you heard his bullshit. He comes out talking about how great he is. He runs his mouth about AJ like AJ is already his opponent at the pre-show. But here's the killer. He talks about himself by comparing himself to me. That;s well and good but MGK ... I'm better than you. Remember? I am the world champ and you aren't. I am the Master of Puppets, you are a nobody who happened to catch a break. You keep yelling at people saying, "I beat Death Trap to a pulp. I beat DT. BLAH BLAH BULLSHIT!" You have NEVER beaten me and never will. DO you even remember the match? The match you claim to have beaten me at? Well I happen to have something to help.*The tron clicks on:*
Neither man really getting the upper hand they slowly make their way up the ramp way still exchanging blows and then DT manages to catch MGK just right and knocks him to the ramp. DT then picks him up and then hits him with a vertical suplex but then DT is shocked ass the bell ring.
Announcer- Due to a double count out this match is a draw!
: Hmm ... I didn't see the clip of you pinning me. I didn't see the clip of you beating me down to end the show. I DID see me not caring to beat you in favor of teaching you a lesson. I saw me kicking your ass. I saw me beating you to the ramp and suplexing you to the metal and leaving you broken. Sounds like and looks like you have the story a bit ass backwards. Just like your whole title reign. Your words can't be trusted and your actions are subject to insanity. But see I'm not here to talk about you. I just felt you should think before you speak. Open mouth insert foot... zip the lip and show some respect to those who kick your ass MGK.*he looks back to the title and laughs*
: Oh and there's the instance of the #1 contender's match. James Mueller. What a tool. You are nothing but a pawn to Venom. He's using you! While I really don't respect or like you I feel you should be warned. Look what V did to Velez when he got back from an injury. Venom can't be trusted. But then neither can you. You turned your own relative into a hypnotized puppet. You took a man and ruined his life, you made him a bear. How degrading can you get? Well James I never did get to kick your ass but someday you will face me and get what's yours. But there is the issue of the match. Harry .. who I've already discussed ... and Snake.*cheers*
: What has Snake done to deserve a shot? He is lower than Spencer! And you made a point to show Spencer as a fool and useless punk whom I ended the career of. Snake hasn't won a match in God knows how long. He couldn't beat MGK. He couldn't beat anyone. Why do you think he'll beat Harry or me? I don't understand. Snake isn't even worthy to inhale the dirt I kick at people like him! It's pathetic. Send me a challenge. How am I going to prove I am the real deal if you throw guys like Snake at me.*he starts to leave but stops*
: Oh yeah. There is one more problem. A big problem. A WHALE of a problem. Yeah I'm talking about the big fatass himself. Mongo the Destroyer. He doesn't know when to quit. When will he learn that he can throw whatever he wants at me and it won't stop me? Remember ECF? I kicked your ass. Remember that greenhouse match? I made the whole thing fall on you! I practically killed you. The only thing that saved you was that damn blubber cushion you pack in your gut from all the Burger King. But Mongo tell me ... I'm interested to know the plan this time. Who do you plan to throw at me? Who is there who can beat me? Who is there who can stop the Main Attraction? Not a soul. No "young fighter" can be trained to end me. I am the top in the business. I demand that you get your ass out here and tell me just what it is you plan to try and ruin my life with this time? How is it I should break your plans and beat you this time?*he waits*
