J-ROK Unplugged Ep.3
May 1, 2020 17:47:30 GMT -5
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The intro to J-ROK Unplugged can be seen as we see footage of multiple roster members from all over the world. We can see Psycho KGB and MUSHI sitting a couple of feet away from each other and also wearing surgical masks.
MUSHI: “(Welcome to J-ROK Unplugged episode 3! As you may have noticed we don’t have a live audience with us tonight and we’re a bit further apart than usual. Can you even hear me Psychsan?)”
Psycho KGB: “(Yes i can hear you Mushan!)” he yells.
MUSHI: “(Well that’s good. Hopefully everyone at home can too with these masks on. But more importantly, tonight we’ll talk about what happened at the XHF Rumble 2020 as well as what happened last Jam Sessions. We got some news about the rumoured tournament as well as preview of the matches for the 3rd episode of Jam Sessions!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Speaking of the Rumble, Randy Angel is one half of the XHF Tag Team Champions! Holy shit i can’t believe him and his brother actually won! And against so many tough teams too! Well guess what losers, now J-ROK has Three, yes THREE tag team champions in our promotion at one time! We have the best tag teams and best tag team division out of everyone on the XHF Network now!)”
MUSHI: “Indeed we do Psycho-San! I bet the boss will book Randy on a main show now that he’s brought so much honor and respect to the company too! No more of this jobbing him out to Ognom nonsense anymore!)”
Psycho KGB: “(We also have to make note of the efforts from everyone in J-ROK during the rumble too. We had a good showing with the likes of SKY Force, Ninja Ned, Kira Izumi, Elissa Saint and many more we may or may not have forgotten about. A real surprise though is the almost cult following Charles of SKY Force has gotten over the past few days since the Rumble.)”
MUSHI: “(The fans really loved him out there Pyscho-san. But who wouldn’t love that adorable little cat? Anyways we’re going from the rumble to the latest episode of Jam Sessions.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Tons of top action last month. But more importantly we had the huge news of the FLOTUS coming to J-ROK! Talk about news folks, President Kanyon’s wife is going to be getting in the ring at a show near you! With her security of course. We can’t let her get too baddly hurt.)”
MUSHI: “(That’s right. But now it’s time for our interview segment. We have a very special guest tonight.)”
Psycho KGB: “Unlike most interviews done, this one will be done using skype, not sponsored. Please welcome our very special guest tonight, one half of the XHF Tag Team Champions himself… Randy Angel! Welcome to the show Randy, now i gotta go ahead and get this out of the way, how does it feel winning the XHF Tag Team Championships with your brother for the first time ever?”
Randy Angel: “Let me tell you, it feels great. I think Nano-Tron telling me that if we didn't win that Nelly might die really pushed the importance that a win can have on a man's life. Not only that but now I'm a triple champion here in the XHF Network. I've got the XHF Tag Team Championships, the CW Shooting Star Championship, and some title from here I usually use as a coaster. But the best part of the whole thing is doing it with my brother. I've always wanted that and now I have it.
Psycho KGB: “Awesome, i’m sure it does. Also something else really cool happened at the Rumble too with you Randy. You’ve officially became the first person in J-ROK history to hold two titles in the company at once! What are your thoughts on that?”
Randy Angel: “I mean, I already had two with the CW Shooting Star Championship- but sure if you don't wanna count the Straight Edge belt that's fine. I mean, really who does, right?”
Psycho KGB: “Alright enough about what happened last sunday. Randy for those unfamiliar and a little bit younger, can you please tell us a little bit about why well… you’re almost always drunk? And in your opinion what’s the best booze to drink?”
Randy Angel: “Finally, a real question. I'm frequently intoxicated because.......
There's a moment as Randy stares off into the abyss, who knows what horrible sights he sees. He then takes a drink from a cocktail he's had off-camera so far.
Randy: So anyway, if you're looking for a good drink it really depends on what you feel like. Do you wanna get blotto? Wild Turkey. You wanna get blotto but actually enjoy your drink? Southern Comfort. On a budget? Beer. Personally I try not to discriminate"
Psycho KGB: “What do you want to do as XHF Tag Team and J-ROK Straight Edge Champions? And who would you like to face for these titles?”
Randy Angel: “I want to hold them forever. And I can do that by never defending them”
He points to his head
Randy Angel: "See, I've got this ring mentality down pat. Though I will say that Bloodied Fox- who if you didn't notice actually isn't bleeding all the time or a fox, weird right?- Fox was a good sport on the little boner we pulled on him. So maybe him and his guy friend will earn a shot and put on a better match that LGBTKO did. But I mean really Psycho, it's not like there's any other team except Off the Wagon- me and my best friend Kris Quake- that even compare"
Psycho KGB: “Interesting. Very interesting. Randy, you were in KSW and you were in SKS as well. Now both of those were failed offshoots of SSS, now that you’re on the main promotion proper what are your goals for the future? What are your plans with The Pack?)”
Randy Angel: “Same as they were in KSW and SKS- get drunk, get into fights, and make money”
Psycho KGB: “Awesome. So before we let you go, anything else you’d like to say before we let you go?”
Randy Angel: "Sure. Hi mom! I told you I'm not a screw up! I have three titles now! THREE! Can you really still be mad about the incident at your birthday that one time? Come on mom, I did it with Nell! We're the best! Woo go Dos Angeles!"
We cut back to the studio now.
Psycho KGB: “(Randy Angel everyone! So happy we got the better angel and not his smelly brother. Anyways it’s about time for our next pay per view folks. Well we got another month to go, but we can never be too far ahead!)”
MUSHI: “(We have some very important news for you tonight folks. We’ll be having a title match between the up and coming sensation in a great streaming service and pro wrestling company called SPLAT!, their Multiuniversal Champion Sierra Silver, will take on J-ROK’s rising star Amber Diamond at the June pay per view, Sadistic Summer!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Is it even summer time in june? We don’t know, we’re not meteoroli… meaty or… weather men! We also have information about a tournament that’s been rumored for a few weeks now.)”
MUSHI: “(This tournament will be called the King of Hokkaido Tournament and will be held in, well Hokkaido. It’ll be a round robin styled tournament and feature 20 of the best professional wrestlers not just in Japan, but in the entire world. Numerous world champions, tag team champions, the best in the business will be here!)”
Psycho KGB: “(The tournament will take place June 9th and go every day until we reach the finals on June 27th. That’s right folks, 18 straight days of tournament action with a 19th day for the finals and many more top tier action packed matches!)”
MUSHI: “(Regarding the men and women in the tournament, we have information on the competitors right now. The first person in the tournament is Fukushima Zombie, she’s a former SSS Goddess of Sakura champion and the longest reigning champion of any kind in the network era of the XHF with a reign going for 393 days. A top tier competitor, she’s sure to do well in the tournament.)”
Psycho KGB: “(The next person in the tournament is James Raymond. A former AXW Undisputed Champion, he has what it takes to go with the best of them. He’s a real dark horse for sure.)”
MUSHI: “(There’s also Killa Kai, a phenom in tournaments, he’s peaked the top of the card in many promotions and even made it to the finals of the End of Days Tournament in 2018. He has what it takes, but can he push through this grueling schedule or will he crack towards the end?)”
Psycho KGB: “(We also have a man who’s been a staple in the midcard and tag divisions throughout many promotions, Kira Izumi, he’s got bad luck with tournaments, but is sure to turn it around in this one.)”
MUSHI: “(We’re also going to have the King of Destiny and current, as of this taping, Destiny Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, Brad Swann in the tournament as well. He’s a name stay everywhere he goes and is sure to do well.)”
Psycho KGB: “(We’ll also be having FWA’s SWANN, a great worker in a lame fed, i bet he’d do great if he wasn’t in that FWA place.)”
MUSHI: “(We also have a recent AWF signing and world traveled star, Rob Garcia. Him and Izumi have tons of history with one another and were bitter rivals in the now defunct FIW. We sure hope to see a clash between these two.)”
Psycho KGB: “(We’ll see Dylan Black take part too. He’s been making waves in J-ROK and is the current CW Heavyweight Champion. We’re sure his metal hand will help him tons in this one.)”
MUSHI: “(Daisuke Tokugawa will try to regain some momentum and show some younger talents how it’s done. This vet is surely looking to get his hands on Black in the tournament.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Nate Pierce, a former AXW Undisputed Champion is also in the tournament. He’s got what it takes to go with the best and can do tons in the tournament.)”
MUSHI: “(April Song is perhaps one of the best female workers outside the network. Reaching the very top in numerous promotions and being the longest reigning champ in IJWF promotion, LAW, she’s gonna be one to watch for.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Amber Cooke is also in the tournament. She may have had some shortcomings so far, but i bet this tournament will help her shine.)”
MUSHI: “(We’ll also have rookie Brendan Harding take part. He’s really impressing many folks backstage. This’ll help him get allot of experience with top talent.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Carnivore is also in it. He’s a multiple time midcard and tag team champion. He also has what it takes to hang with the best, recently beating Zombie.)”
MUSHI: “(SKY Forces Shizuku Yamamoto will take part as well. The brute of sky force will look to win for her team!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Michiru Kurokawa and Kenjiro Kurokawa of Kado will take part too. Both have been top competitors in other promotions and can really shine bright against some others in this contest.)”
MUSHI: “(We have young upstart Lorcan McGregor in the tournament too. He’s sure to try and really do well in it. Also we’ll see The Belonging’s Ignis in the tournament. She’ll look to put on a good showing too.)”
Psycho KGB: “(The final competitor in the tournament is Samantha Tolson-Anderson, a world wide fighter, who’s held numerous titles. She’s made an appearance in the past, and is looking to do well again.)”
MUSHI: “(Now for the brackets, In group A, Fukushima Zombie, Killa Kai, Brad Swann, SWANN, Amber Cooke, Brendan Harding, Michiru Kurokawa, Lorcan McGregor, Shizuku Yamamoto, and Ignis.)”
Psycho KGB: “(In group B, it is James Raymond, Kira Izumi, Rob Garcia, Dylan Black, Daisuke Tokugawa, Nate Pierce, April Song, Samantha Anderson-Tolson, Carnivore, and Kenjiro Kurokawa. That’s all we have today folks, thanks for watching!)”
MUSHI: “(Welcome to J-ROK Unplugged episode 3! As you may have noticed we don’t have a live audience with us tonight and we’re a bit further apart than usual. Can you even hear me Psychsan?)”
Psycho KGB: “(Yes i can hear you Mushan!)” he yells.
MUSHI: “(Well that’s good. Hopefully everyone at home can too with these masks on. But more importantly, tonight we’ll talk about what happened at the XHF Rumble 2020 as well as what happened last Jam Sessions. We got some news about the rumoured tournament as well as preview of the matches for the 3rd episode of Jam Sessions!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Speaking of the Rumble, Randy Angel is one half of the XHF Tag Team Champions! Holy shit i can’t believe him and his brother actually won! And against so many tough teams too! Well guess what losers, now J-ROK has Three, yes THREE tag team champions in our promotion at one time! We have the best tag teams and best tag team division out of everyone on the XHF Network now!)”
MUSHI: “Indeed we do Psycho-San! I bet the boss will book Randy on a main show now that he’s brought so much honor and respect to the company too! No more of this jobbing him out to Ognom nonsense anymore!)”
Psycho KGB: “(We also have to make note of the efforts from everyone in J-ROK during the rumble too. We had a good showing with the likes of SKY Force, Ninja Ned, Kira Izumi, Elissa Saint and many more we may or may not have forgotten about. A real surprise though is the almost cult following Charles of SKY Force has gotten over the past few days since the Rumble.)”
MUSHI: “(The fans really loved him out there Pyscho-san. But who wouldn’t love that adorable little cat? Anyways we’re going from the rumble to the latest episode of Jam Sessions.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Tons of top action last month. But more importantly we had the huge news of the FLOTUS coming to J-ROK! Talk about news folks, President Kanyon’s wife is going to be getting in the ring at a show near you! With her security of course. We can’t let her get too baddly hurt.)”
MUSHI: “(That’s right. But now it’s time for our interview segment. We have a very special guest tonight.)”
Psycho KGB: “Unlike most interviews done, this one will be done using skype, not sponsored. Please welcome our very special guest tonight, one half of the XHF Tag Team Champions himself… Randy Angel! Welcome to the show Randy, now i gotta go ahead and get this out of the way, how does it feel winning the XHF Tag Team Championships with your brother for the first time ever?”
Randy Angel: “Let me tell you, it feels great. I think Nano-Tron telling me that if we didn't win that Nelly might die really pushed the importance that a win can have on a man's life. Not only that but now I'm a triple champion here in the XHF Network. I've got the XHF Tag Team Championships, the CW Shooting Star Championship, and some title from here I usually use as a coaster. But the best part of the whole thing is doing it with my brother. I've always wanted that and now I have it.
Psycho KGB: “Awesome, i’m sure it does. Also something else really cool happened at the Rumble too with you Randy. You’ve officially became the first person in J-ROK history to hold two titles in the company at once! What are your thoughts on that?”
Randy Angel: “I mean, I already had two with the CW Shooting Star Championship- but sure if you don't wanna count the Straight Edge belt that's fine. I mean, really who does, right?”
Psycho KGB: “Alright enough about what happened last sunday. Randy for those unfamiliar and a little bit younger, can you please tell us a little bit about why well… you’re almost always drunk? And in your opinion what’s the best booze to drink?”
Randy Angel: “Finally, a real question. I'm frequently intoxicated because.......
There's a moment as Randy stares off into the abyss, who knows what horrible sights he sees. He then takes a drink from a cocktail he's had off-camera so far.
Randy: So anyway, if you're looking for a good drink it really depends on what you feel like. Do you wanna get blotto? Wild Turkey. You wanna get blotto but actually enjoy your drink? Southern Comfort. On a budget? Beer. Personally I try not to discriminate"
Psycho KGB: “What do you want to do as XHF Tag Team and J-ROK Straight Edge Champions? And who would you like to face for these titles?”
Randy Angel: “I want to hold them forever. And I can do that by never defending them”
He points to his head
Randy Angel: "See, I've got this ring mentality down pat. Though I will say that Bloodied Fox- who if you didn't notice actually isn't bleeding all the time or a fox, weird right?- Fox was a good sport on the little boner we pulled on him. So maybe him and his guy friend will earn a shot and put on a better match that LGBTKO did. But I mean really Psycho, it's not like there's any other team except Off the Wagon- me and my best friend Kris Quake- that even compare"
Psycho KGB: “Interesting. Very interesting. Randy, you were in KSW and you were in SKS as well. Now both of those were failed offshoots of SSS, now that you’re on the main promotion proper what are your goals for the future? What are your plans with The Pack?)”
Randy Angel: “Same as they were in KSW and SKS- get drunk, get into fights, and make money”
Psycho KGB: “Awesome. So before we let you go, anything else you’d like to say before we let you go?”
Randy Angel: "Sure. Hi mom! I told you I'm not a screw up! I have three titles now! THREE! Can you really still be mad about the incident at your birthday that one time? Come on mom, I did it with Nell! We're the best! Woo go Dos Angeles!"
We cut back to the studio now.
Psycho KGB: “(Randy Angel everyone! So happy we got the better angel and not his smelly brother. Anyways it’s about time for our next pay per view folks. Well we got another month to go, but we can never be too far ahead!)”
MUSHI: “(We have some very important news for you tonight folks. We’ll be having a title match between the up and coming sensation in a great streaming service and pro wrestling company called SPLAT!, their Multiuniversal Champion Sierra Silver, will take on J-ROK’s rising star Amber Diamond at the June pay per view, Sadistic Summer!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Is it even summer time in june? We don’t know, we’re not meteoroli… meaty or… weather men! We also have information about a tournament that’s been rumored for a few weeks now.)”
MUSHI: “(This tournament will be called the King of Hokkaido Tournament and will be held in, well Hokkaido. It’ll be a round robin styled tournament and feature 20 of the best professional wrestlers not just in Japan, but in the entire world. Numerous world champions, tag team champions, the best in the business will be here!)”
Psycho KGB: “(The tournament will take place June 9th and go every day until we reach the finals on June 27th. That’s right folks, 18 straight days of tournament action with a 19th day for the finals and many more top tier action packed matches!)”
MUSHI: “(Regarding the men and women in the tournament, we have information on the competitors right now. The first person in the tournament is Fukushima Zombie, she’s a former SSS Goddess of Sakura champion and the longest reigning champion of any kind in the network era of the XHF with a reign going for 393 days. A top tier competitor, she’s sure to do well in the tournament.)”
Psycho KGB: “(The next person in the tournament is James Raymond. A former AXW Undisputed Champion, he has what it takes to go with the best of them. He’s a real dark horse for sure.)”
MUSHI: “(There’s also Killa Kai, a phenom in tournaments, he’s peaked the top of the card in many promotions and even made it to the finals of the End of Days Tournament in 2018. He has what it takes, but can he push through this grueling schedule or will he crack towards the end?)”
Psycho KGB: “(We also have a man who’s been a staple in the midcard and tag divisions throughout many promotions, Kira Izumi, he’s got bad luck with tournaments, but is sure to turn it around in this one.)”
MUSHI: “(We’re also going to have the King of Destiny and current, as of this taping, Destiny Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, Brad Swann in the tournament as well. He’s a name stay everywhere he goes and is sure to do well.)”
Psycho KGB: “(We’ll also be having FWA’s SWANN, a great worker in a lame fed, i bet he’d do great if he wasn’t in that FWA place.)”
MUSHI: “(We also have a recent AWF signing and world traveled star, Rob Garcia. Him and Izumi have tons of history with one another and were bitter rivals in the now defunct FIW. We sure hope to see a clash between these two.)”
Psycho KGB: “(We’ll see Dylan Black take part too. He’s been making waves in J-ROK and is the current CW Heavyweight Champion. We’re sure his metal hand will help him tons in this one.)”
MUSHI: “(Daisuke Tokugawa will try to regain some momentum and show some younger talents how it’s done. This vet is surely looking to get his hands on Black in the tournament.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Nate Pierce, a former AXW Undisputed Champion is also in the tournament. He’s got what it takes to go with the best and can do tons in the tournament.)”
MUSHI: “(April Song is perhaps one of the best female workers outside the network. Reaching the very top in numerous promotions and being the longest reigning champ in IJWF promotion, LAW, she’s gonna be one to watch for.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Amber Cooke is also in the tournament. She may have had some shortcomings so far, but i bet this tournament will help her shine.)”
MUSHI: “(We’ll also have rookie Brendan Harding take part. He’s really impressing many folks backstage. This’ll help him get allot of experience with top talent.)”
Psycho KGB: “(Carnivore is also in it. He’s a multiple time midcard and tag team champion. He also has what it takes to hang with the best, recently beating Zombie.)”
MUSHI: “(SKY Forces Shizuku Yamamoto will take part as well. The brute of sky force will look to win for her team!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Michiru Kurokawa and Kenjiro Kurokawa of Kado will take part too. Both have been top competitors in other promotions and can really shine bright against some others in this contest.)”
MUSHI: “(We have young upstart Lorcan McGregor in the tournament too. He’s sure to try and really do well in it. Also we’ll see The Belonging’s Ignis in the tournament. She’ll look to put on a good showing too.)”
Psycho KGB: “(The final competitor in the tournament is Samantha Tolson-Anderson, a world wide fighter, who’s held numerous titles. She’s made an appearance in the past, and is looking to do well again.)”
MUSHI: “(Now for the brackets, In group A, Fukushima Zombie, Killa Kai, Brad Swann, SWANN, Amber Cooke, Brendan Harding, Michiru Kurokawa, Lorcan McGregor, Shizuku Yamamoto, and Ignis.)”
Psycho KGB: “(In group B, it is James Raymond, Kira Izumi, Rob Garcia, Dylan Black, Daisuke Tokugawa, Nate Pierce, April Song, Samantha Anderson-Tolson, Carnivore, and Kenjiro Kurokawa. That’s all we have today folks, thanks for watching!)”