Post by kuroi on Apr 11, 2009 21:02:36 GMT -5
Hey everyone, Erez here. Well Gastro has been a success and with lots of action going on, we have some big changes!
(Just Missing the cut: Kevin Hardaway (youreallydeservedtobenumbereight), Charlie Velez, Doc, Gravedigger, MGK)
#8
Terry Bradshaw
Previous Rank: N/A
* Terry Bradshaw makes it into the XHF after an impressive victory of being the 2009 XHF Pass Over Champion by beating 10 Time Pass Over Champion and Israeli Rabbi, Erez Smolowitz. Having conquered all the jews and proving that he is the best XHF wrestler in all of time, he looks to make the world his bitch.
#7
Rage
Previous Rank: N/A
* Rage emerges into the Elite Eight, proving to the world that he still has it in him and the first XHF Rumble Winner and Night of Champions winner enters the fray and defeats Seth Evans. If more is in store or whether Rage has burned out remains to be seen.
#6
Steve Awesome
Previous Rank: #7
* Steve Awesome slips a bit, losing to Venom in a handicapped match just barely with a little bit of luck on the other side. Steve Awesome still shows that in a match with him, you just can't let your mine slip. Steve Awesome is ready to prove the world that he will show everyone that he is the next big legend, and he will do so by getting rid of this legend.
#5
Kuroi
Previous Rank: N/A
* Kuroi returns on the XHF Elite Eight after continuing to be undefeated in terms of not being pinned nor tapping out. This week, he defeated Daredevil and subsequently being attacked by current rival, Gravedigger, getting revenge for stealing his thunder. This week, he has a match one on one with sexy man, Sexy Jason. Can he win or will this ugly bastard be too outmatched by super sexiness?
#4
Reeshi
Previous Rank: N/A
* It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a beaten up woman. And where there are abused women, Reeshi is right up behind them with fists and rage. Reeshi attacked Carli and sent a message to MGK, brewing up shit.
#3
Sexy Jason
Previous Rank: #8
* Sexy Jason slides his long p...rofessional wrestling attributes up the Elite Eight, continuing a very impressive victory and winning streak, Nelly Angel being his latest victim. Next week, he goes up against the XHF monster, Kuroi. Is he going to be yet another victim or will his sexiness slip in the victory?
#2
Tara Fenix
Previous Rank: #6
* Tara Fenix continues to dominate the Elite Eight in her own little ways as continuing to be undefeated in the XHF. After a very long and tiring match, she defeats the very talented Kevin Hardaway. It leaves the question who can tame the woman.
#1
Venom
Previous Rank: N/A
* When it seems like all hope is lost, Venom makes the impossible happen. At Night of Champions, Young Guns were to reunite... but his partner, Charlie Velez, left him high and dry and forced him to be in the same ring as last TXA Champion, Steve Awesome and Mystery Partner, Jayson Matthews. After a long match and with all his might, Venom made it out victorious.
(Just Missing the cut: Kevin Hardaway (youreallydeservedtobenumbereight), Charlie Velez, Doc, Gravedigger, MGK)
#8
Terry Bradshaw
Previous Rank: N/A
* Terry Bradshaw makes it into the XHF after an impressive victory of being the 2009 XHF Pass Over Champion by beating 10 Time Pass Over Champion and Israeli Rabbi, Erez Smolowitz. Having conquered all the jews and proving that he is the best XHF wrestler in all of time, he looks to make the world his bitch.
#7
Rage
Previous Rank: N/A
* Rage emerges into the Elite Eight, proving to the world that he still has it in him and the first XHF Rumble Winner and Night of Champions winner enters the fray and defeats Seth Evans. If more is in store or whether Rage has burned out remains to be seen.
#6
Steve Awesome
Previous Rank: #7
* Steve Awesome slips a bit, losing to Venom in a handicapped match just barely with a little bit of luck on the other side. Steve Awesome still shows that in a match with him, you just can't let your mine slip. Steve Awesome is ready to prove the world that he will show everyone that he is the next big legend, and he will do so by getting rid of this legend.
#5
Kuroi
Previous Rank: N/A
* Kuroi returns on the XHF Elite Eight after continuing to be undefeated in terms of not being pinned nor tapping out. This week, he defeated Daredevil and subsequently being attacked by current rival, Gravedigger, getting revenge for stealing his thunder. This week, he has a match one on one with sexy man, Sexy Jason. Can he win or will this ugly bastard be too outmatched by super sexiness?
#4
Reeshi
Previous Rank: N/A
* It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a beaten up woman. And where there are abused women, Reeshi is right up behind them with fists and rage. Reeshi attacked Carli and sent a message to MGK, brewing up shit.
#3
Sexy Jason
Previous Rank: #8
* Sexy Jason slides his long p...rofessional wrestling attributes up the Elite Eight, continuing a very impressive victory and winning streak, Nelly Angel being his latest victim. Next week, he goes up against the XHF monster, Kuroi. Is he going to be yet another victim or will his sexiness slip in the victory?
#2
Tara Fenix
Previous Rank: #6
* Tara Fenix continues to dominate the Elite Eight in her own little ways as continuing to be undefeated in the XHF. After a very long and tiring match, she defeats the very talented Kevin Hardaway. It leaves the question who can tame the woman.
#1
Venom
Previous Rank: N/A
* When it seems like all hope is lost, Venom makes the impossible happen. At Night of Champions, Young Guns were to reunite... but his partner, Charlie Velez, left him high and dry and forced him to be in the same ring as last TXA Champion, Steve Awesome and Mystery Partner, Jayson Matthews. After a long match and with all his might, Venom made it out victorious.