Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Jul 12, 2009 19:47:08 GMT -5
Welcome one and welcome all! I'm sure you are all in a regular tizzy about the new XHF Top 5 Power Rankings. Well for now at least they will be a top 5 until we deem it necessary to expand once again. And who's we you might ask?
Genesis! And...
...Exodus!
That's right folks. Testament is officially back in an XHF forum after all this time. We have been given full creative control of this weekly set of power rankings for the company. SO, without any further adeu...
#5: Obsidian
Genesis: Wait, what? No. This can't be.
Exodus: I have said it. So it is written, so it shall be done!
Genesis: But he ...
Exodus: -TURNED JIMMY INTO A WALKING NACHO! Nuff said. God will forgive me.
#4: Sexy Jason
Genesis: This man put on one whale of a show for all his loyal fans this past Thursday night at the Birthday Bash. He came very close to finally claiming the No Mercy title once and for all!
Exodus: Respect. But still ... perhaps he'd have more success if he stopped trying to be so sexy and just focused on the Bible?
Genesis: You no sooner said that than a hoard of gorgeous ladies outside shrieked in horror at you...
#3: Chris Kanyon
G&E: Yes he sucks, yes he's cockey, yes he's a blowhard but damnit the man came so close to beating Reeshi on Thursday and really showed he can still wrestle. Even if he is not betta for once.
#2: Reeshi
Exodus: Hey I remember him. Didn't he kick both our asses royally one time when we debuted?
Genesis: Thanks, I was trying to forget that...
Exodus: Well he just beat Kanyon.
Genesis: Oh I hate that guy. He and that La Parka almost ran us out of the Church with that stupid belt.
Exodus: Well that was partially that space guy's fault. Either way though, Reeshi looks quite unstoppable recently.
#1: Harold Campbell!
Genesis: The man won the most convoluted match ever.
Exodus: In what was surely a plot orchestrated by Mongo and Bongo to give the big owner a title...
Genesis: While the man disgusts us with his blatant sinning and his ... well ... grossness ...
Exodus: He is nonetheless now the reigning XHF: No Mercy Champion and even we holy men can respect the power of that win he just picked up.
Genesis! And...
...Exodus!
That's right folks. Testament is officially back in an XHF forum after all this time. We have been given full creative control of this weekly set of power rankings for the company. SO, without any further adeu...
#5: Obsidian
Genesis: Wait, what? No. This can't be.
Exodus: I have said it. So it is written, so it shall be done!
Genesis: But he ...
Exodus: -TURNED JIMMY INTO A WALKING NACHO! Nuff said. God will forgive me.
#4: Sexy Jason
Genesis: This man put on one whale of a show for all his loyal fans this past Thursday night at the Birthday Bash. He came very close to finally claiming the No Mercy title once and for all!
Exodus: Respect. But still ... perhaps he'd have more success if he stopped trying to be so sexy and just focused on the Bible?
Genesis: You no sooner said that than a hoard of gorgeous ladies outside shrieked in horror at you...
#3: Chris Kanyon
G&E: Yes he sucks, yes he's cockey, yes he's a blowhard but damnit the man came so close to beating Reeshi on Thursday and really showed he can still wrestle. Even if he is not betta for once.
#2: Reeshi
Exodus: Hey I remember him. Didn't he kick both our asses royally one time when we debuted?
Genesis: Thanks, I was trying to forget that...
Exodus: Well he just beat Kanyon.
Genesis: Oh I hate that guy. He and that La Parka almost ran us out of the Church with that stupid belt.
Exodus: Well that was partially that space guy's fault. Either way though, Reeshi looks quite unstoppable recently.
#1: Harold Campbell!
Genesis: The man won the most convoluted match ever.
Exodus: In what was surely a plot orchestrated by Mongo and Bongo to give the big owner a title...
Genesis: While the man disgusts us with his blatant sinning and his ... well ... grossness ...
Exodus: He is nonetheless now the reigning XHF: No Mercy Champion and even we holy men can respect the power of that win he just picked up.