Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Jul 26, 2009 20:07:44 GMT -5
Dateline: July 26, 2009 … it’s nine PM. Do you know where your XHF Superstars are after a thrilling Overheated? We do. They’re right here in this week’s POWER RANKINGS! It’s the …
XHF POWER 5 FEATURING …
Genesis! And
Exodus!
#5: Mr. Happy (Last Week: N/A)
: Mr. Happy debuts at #5 after an impressive showing in Cruiserfest.
: Yep, he lost the match but he impressed like nobody’s business.
: We look for big things … no pun intended … this month.
#4: Enmity (Last Week: 2)
: Tara made a statement with her partner by using teamwork to fell Platinum seemingly easing the path to Reeshi
: Meanwhile MGK earned a path to Reeshi with his victory over baldy boy Rage also using teamwork. These two might turn out to be quite dangerous in the future.
#3: Primal (Last Week: N/A)
: HUGE debut week for this creepy mofo. If you haven’t locked up your wife and kids you should.
: Primal is taking names and being noticed as he marched through Fulton Davies and Syco at In the Oven to earn a shot at Cruiserfest and then in a huge shock of a win at his first pay-per-view …
He manages to climb the ladder, avoid Decoy’s surge and outslug Mr. Happy to earn a shot at the XHF: No Mercy Champion at Decimation! Man, I don’t like our champ’s odds …
#2: Reeshi (Last Week: 3)
: Reeshi reclaims number two after a huge, big, oversized, ginormous win over XHF’s own MVP Kanyon to retain his title.
: Sure he got a little help from Steve Awesome but he won a grueling battle with all the odds against him proving once again …
: Reeshi is the biggest, baddest dog in the yard. Bar none.
#1: Sexy Jason (Last Week: 5)
: Ladies of the world … you can rejoice.
: Sexy Jason has dethroned new champ Hardcore Harry, Harold Campbell and claimed the prize. The XHF: No Mercy title.
: Although that smug look on his face may not last as he now must go head to head with the new sensational rookie in XHF, Primal. Ladies, band together. Your sexy champ needs you this month.
XHF POWER 5 FEATURING …
Genesis! And
Exodus!
#5: Mr. Happy (Last Week: N/A)
: Mr. Happy debuts at #5 after an impressive showing in Cruiserfest.
: Yep, he lost the match but he impressed like nobody’s business.
: We look for big things … no pun intended … this month.
#4: Enmity (Last Week: 2)
: Tara made a statement with her partner by using teamwork to fell Platinum seemingly easing the path to Reeshi
: Meanwhile MGK earned a path to Reeshi with his victory over baldy boy Rage also using teamwork. These two might turn out to be quite dangerous in the future.
#3: Primal (Last Week: N/A)
: HUGE debut week for this creepy mofo. If you haven’t locked up your wife and kids you should.
: Primal is taking names and being noticed as he marched through Fulton Davies and Syco at In the Oven to earn a shot at Cruiserfest and then in a huge shock of a win at his first pay-per-view …
He manages to climb the ladder, avoid Decoy’s surge and outslug Mr. Happy to earn a shot at the XHF: No Mercy Champion at Decimation! Man, I don’t like our champ’s odds …
#2: Reeshi (Last Week: 3)
: Reeshi reclaims number two after a huge, big, oversized, ginormous win over XHF’s own MVP Kanyon to retain his title.
: Sure he got a little help from Steve Awesome but he won a grueling battle with all the odds against him proving once again …
: Reeshi is the biggest, baddest dog in the yard. Bar none.
#1: Sexy Jason (Last Week: 5)
: Ladies of the world … you can rejoice.
: Sexy Jason has dethroned new champ Hardcore Harry, Harold Campbell and claimed the prize. The XHF: No Mercy title.
: Although that smug look on his face may not last as he now must go head to head with the new sensational rookie in XHF, Primal. Ladies, band together. Your sexy champ needs you this month.