The Angry Mad Chemists
May 22, 2020 19:09:10 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, IMMORTALS, and 1 more like this
Post by Dave D-Flipz on May 22, 2020 19:09:10 GMT -5
Application
A. RACE TEAM
Please complete each of the following fields. If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank. You are welcome to update your application between races, but please let us know so we can stay up to date.
Section 1
1. Team Name: The Angry Mad Chemists
2. Optional Logo Pic Base:
3. Team From: The Tri-State Area (NY, NJ, CT)
4. Team Backstory: They're chemists! MAD Chemists! ANGRY MAD CHEMISTS! They like to drive to test their new chemical inventions
5. Who is sponsoring this team: Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated
6. How Would You Describe Their Driving Style: Erratic, aggressive, not FDA Approved
Section 2
1. In Car Character’s Name: William Lastname
2. In Care Character’s Title / position: Horrible Driver
3. In Car Character’s Appearance: ... Doctor Horrible in the red coat
4. In Car Character’s Picbase:
5. Support 1 Character’s Name: Ovi Kintobor
6. Support 1 Character’s Title / position: Mechanic
7. Support 1 Character’s Appearance: Dr. Robotnik
8. Support 1 Character’s Picbase:
9. Support 2 Character’s Name: Ian Brundle
10. Support 2 Character’s Title / position: Chemical Weapons Expert
11. Support 2 Character’s Appearance: Jeff Goldblum ...
12. Support 2 Character’s Picbase:
B. VEHICLE DESCRIPTION
Please complete each of the following fields. If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank.
1. Vehicle Nickname: CHEMIS-TRUCK-INATOR
2. Make / Model of Vehicle Body: Tesla Cybertruck
3. Vehicle Appearance: All sharp angles and sexy chemistry, it has the team logo on the sides and is a sexy slate gray ... sexy ... It also has green undercarriage lighting
4. Vehicle Picbase:
C. VEHICLE MODS
Please complete one modification for each of three categories and explain what it is and/or how it is used. If you are unsure what qualifies please check the Vehicle Rules and/or PM a fed person (H2F). If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank.
1. OFFENSE: CORROSION CANNON! - Fires seemingly impossible projectiles which on contact begin corroding ANY material that isn't the Chemis-truck-inator. It's a SUPER ACID ... OR A SUPER BASE! NOBODY KNOWS!
2. DEFENSE: SMOKESCREEN! - The chemicals in the car create a billowing smoke cloud around the car and as it drives hides the track and car from others.
3. VEHICLE BODY: Chemistry Engine Booster - Using their advanced chemistry knowledge and plenty of Gigawatts, wonderflonium and unobtanium they have added a chemical booster to their electric engine. MAGUFFIN POWER! It's powered by chemicals reacting and it makes the car go faster and glow extremely bright for a burst
4. ADDED MOD 1 (June 2020 win): OFFENSIVE: D.O.O.F. - The Distance-Oriented Orbital Fluffinator! It's an orbital weapon that can precisely home in on any car in the race and um ... make it fluffy by blasting it with space lint and making it attract any nearby discarded animal dander and dryer lint and cotton balls.
5. ADDED MOD 2 (February 2021 win): DEFENSIVE: The INDOCTRINATOR! - What appears out of the panel in the hood of the chemistruckinator looks like a directed tesla coil with no sparks. It makes a loud whirring noise and when aimed at someone will make them enamored with the team and hesitant to act in attack against them. Can be used to misdirect, etc. It's been known to cause random insane side effects on targets ... like pregnancy, prehensile moustache, gratuitous body sweat, darkened body hair, or ... badonkadonk. Just ... read the storyline lol.
6. ADDED MOD 3 (March 2021 win): VEHICLE BODY: ABLATIVE ARMOR! - The outer chassis of the CHEMISTRUCKINATOR is now coated in a chemical solution that causes it ot be hard to grab on to, slippery for things hitting it, and absorbs damage and heat from impacts using a proprietary mix of chemicals in a secret reaction with a dash of eldritch magics.
4. ADDED MOD 4 (January 2022 win): DEFENSIVE: SPRINGS - Hidden internally in the car are those big springs from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. When something tries to bump or land on the car, the springs bounce them back at twice the speed they hit the car with and make a satisying SPROING noise.
Other characters of interest in the story of the team:
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Financial backer of the team and controller of the home base in the tri-state area where they garage up.
Agent P/Perry the Platypus: Doof's main nemesis who foils his evil plans but also sometimes helps out since the Doc is only moderately evil and slightly incompetent
Sonic the Hedgehog: The main rival of Ovi Kintobor in another life, an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who has a need ... a need ... for ... going fast. Can be unharmable if holding his magic rings.
PHROOOAGGH THE RELENTLESS: A creature from the sunken city of R'yleh who wants to overthrow the evil overlord Chthulu, and was summoned by Doof in an effort to gift him with eldritch powers to compete with the other teams. Originally inhabited an invention of the doctor until he was given his own eldritch body.
The Bad Horse Chorus: They work for Billy's employer at the Evil League of Evil: Bad Horse the Thoroughbred of Sin. They sing a limerick to the same tune every time.
Rd. Znieh Ztrimhsnefood: An eldritch clone of Dr. Doof who wants to unleash Chthulu but isn't very smart.
The Burninator: A dragon created by Doof to hold his eldritch power source that was given life of its own when the source got his own body. Allied with Rd. Food for now...
D. Out Of Character
1. Handler Username or What I should Call You Publicly: Dave
2. Preferred Contact via ProBoards PM or Discord?: Probably easier here but I'm on that fancy discord now