Saving The Sexiest For Last: Call to Arms RP (Anything Goes
May 24, 2020 11:56:27 GMT -5
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Post by lexxistarr on May 24, 2020 11:56:27 GMT -5
A luxury bus pulls up in front of the former home of the world famous late great Liberace in Las Vegas. The engine cuts off and the door opens. Off the bus first is the owner of Anything Goes Wrestling Jesse Styles and is soon followed by the rest of his current team and his assistant Andy. Jesse looks around at the neighborhood that the famous former home of a Las Vegas legend lived in. He stares at the surroundings.
Jesse Styles: God... this son of a bitch would live in a place like this. Get to drug houses across the street. Nice work Andy on finding his summer residence?
Andy: Boss look his building manager at the condo that is listed in his file say he was here. We don't have a good number for him.
Jesse Styles: Yeah that needs to fucking change.
Off the bus comes the rest of team AGW Frank Windsor, and the woman that they all wanted to duck at least one, the serious but damn attractive whether she realized it or not River. River is the one that looks around disgustingly.
River: Seriously this is the last person you're considering for this team? He is appalling.
Shane Spark: Hey this guy isn't so fucking bad. He's a hell of an entertainer. Besides he is living in Liberace's old fucking house! But seriously dude you couldn't get a hold of that shit head cousin of yours? He's a phuck stick but he would give us a better chance.
Frank Windsor: So team up with this guy for this show then kick the shit out of his ass in the main event of the AGW show. Nice decision making wanker.
Jesse Styles looks at what his team was so far and rolls his eyes.
Jesse Styles: Look...he is a pain in the fucking ass I know. He is weird and honestly how he passes our surprise drug tests I'll never know, but you all know, especially you River my future ex wife, that he's as tough as it comes.
River: He has an odor of hot sex and Bod spray. Fine if you think he's the right guy then so be it.
Jesse looks back at the house. Wasn't this place a museum? Well who the fuck knows. He just wanted to get this over with.
Jesse Styles: Look you guys and gorgeous future ex wife stay out here. I'll be back.
Shane Sparx: Hey ask him if he has some extra KY Jelly.
Jesse Styles: Why?
Shane Spark looks at River and makes a hand gesture that was inappropriate as Jesse just rolls his eyes. He leaves the group and enters through the iron gates and approaches the lavish wood oak door and rings the bell. After a few minutes the door opens up and there stands the butler, not wearing any pants, with a white substance on his face. The butler realizes who it was and quickly starts wiping off the white moustache and his nose as he sniffs. Jesse just stares and shakes his head.
Jesse Styles: Hey there little brother. Nice to see you decided to still throw your life away for a good time.
The little brother was named Chris Styles, who was a very promising young attorney that Jesse put through law school himself who recently earned the art of how to party. He was now infamously known in Vegas as the Cheetah now.
Chris Styles: Um...shit hey bro. What are you doing here?
Jesse Styles: Where is Lexxi at? I need to speak with him even though I honestly really….rreeaallyy….don't want to.
Chris Styles: Um sure bro….come in.
Jesse steps into the Liberace house, which was still a museum. It was an extravagant place that smelled of lilac and farts. He was sure the fart smell came from Lexxi's friends who were scattered across the place. Some were playing scrabble, some nude Twister. Jesse avoided the nude Twister party amd followed his little brother into the living area, where sitting on an actual throne, in a purple suit that would have made Prince look like Farmer fucking Brown, was the former AGW Television Champion Lexxi Starr. Lexxi sees who was standing in his summer home and slowly lowers the peace pipe down. He stands up and greets his guest.
Lexxi Starr: Jesse Styles, in my summer abode, I'm honored. You will stay for dinner of course?
Jesse Styles: Lexxi...this is a historic landmark and a museum. This isn't your fucking summer home. And why do I not have a good phone number for you? All I could have done was call you I stead of risking my health bu coming over here to be near you. Jesus I need a sanitizer shower.
Lexxi Starr: First off….the ghost of Liberace told me I could use this as a summer home. So I am in my legal rights. Secondly, I don't have a number. You know I communicate through Quiet Jim in the matter of business, and your human relations department asked for my number not his.
Jesse Styles: Any number Lexxi you fuckin….oh God I have a headache now. Can I just get down to brass taxes here?
Lexxi Starr walks down from the throne and approaches Jesse.
Lexxi Starr: You here for a proposition? I'm sorry you are my employer that is a conflict of interests, and I'm into women so I'm flattered but...
Jesse ignored the comment yet questioned that statement in hs headconsidering the setting and how this motherfucker was dressed.
Jesse Styles: I'm putting together a team…..the company was invited to take part in a tournament with the…..
Lexxi Starr. XHF Network in a show called Call to Arms which is a large cross promotional show with many companies.
Jesse Styles: So you have heard of them?
Lexxi Starr: Not a clue. I thought it was just a dream. I get these visions sometimes it's weird. You should let me tell you how in the year 2020 a virus pandemic breaks out and Donald Trump is President. That is a real doozy.
Dumbfounded Jesse just shakes it off and continues.
Jesse Styles: Yes….um..anyways I need one more member, and honestly you were my last fucking choice. I mean come on, you ruined my brothers career, and almost ruined our cruise ship show single handedly. So you have to understand that this isn't what I want. But…..despite your character issues...I know you bring it in the ring. So what do you say? Are you in?
Lexxi Starr turns his back on Jesse and walks over to the piano and sits down. He starts to play a peppy scale tune.
Lexxi Starr: So….who else is on this team.
Jesse Styles: Well….for one they are outside waiting for your answer. I am wrestling so I am team captain because it's my god damn wrestling company. Shane Spark….
Lexxi Starr: I thought he was dead.
Jesse Styles: Um...no. He is Fat Jerek's best friend.
Lexxi Starr: For now…
Lexxi continued playing.
Jesse Styles: Frank Windsor.
Lexxi stops playing.
Lexxi Starr: So team me up with my opponent this week for AGW. Smart booking boss. Will he have his two sex slaves with him? So aprapoe….why only have two.
Lexxi started playing again.
Jesse Styles: And we have River as well.
Lexxi Starr: That's a good choice. Sone eye candy rhst can fight. Have you been successful in getting into her pants?
Jesse Styles: Oh please not like you don't want to fuck her too!
Lexxi Starr: Not really, because everyone else wants to. And I value personality over looks, she is about as much fun as having the clap. So..I can see why you need me.
Jesse Styles: Well yeah I need the final member to face team J-Rok.
Lexxi snorts out a laugh.
Lexxi Starr: Team Fraggle Rock? I love that show.
Jesse Styles: Yeah it's a pretty stupid fucking name, but they have some impressive talent there we can't take them lightly. And this is a one night tournament they are not the only team that will be tough. But AGW wins this thing it would be a big thing for the company.
Lexxi continues playing for a few seconds then stops.
Lexxi Starr: Ok….I'll do it. But only on certain conditions.
Jesse knew it was coming.
Jesse Styles: Fine….I guess company pride isn't enough.
Lexxi Starr: Well sure….but it's not enough. So I'll play a little. What is on the table for me to be a part of this.
Jesse Styles: Ok….how about if you join I book you vs Dane Bramage and put his rematch clause for the World title on the line. I really shouldn't worry about you beating him because honestly he'd mop the floor with you.
Lexxi Starr: Or I beat him, then challenge whoever the world champion is, then beat them, and become the face of your company again. I like that idea. So I accept but I have some accommodations that I need to have made.
Jesse slumped his shoulders down. Lexxi looked out the front window and noticed Windsor leaning against the bus looking British, Shane Sparx staring at River's ass and River boringly as usual not realizing that she's hot amd still feels it's her fighting that gets her opportunities.
Lexxi Starr: A black bus...how boring. That won't due. Excuse me Wilma darling go fetch the Lexxi Express from the back please?
One of Lexxi's groupies jumps up excitedly as her God had spoken to her.
Wilma: Yes Lexxi!! It just got finished being detailed and cleaned.
Wilma bounces out the room as Jesse caught a glimpse of her boobs and was a little impressed.
Jesse Styles: Ok...so we don't use the bus. What is your next accommodation.
Lexxi Starr: An apology.
Jesse Styles: For what?
Lexxi without Jesse having the reaction time to avoid dropped his jumpsuit exposing the majesty of his personal experience. Jesse tried not to look but it was just impossible to do.
Lexxi Starr: For me not being able to live my life and use my talents because you fucking poisoned me with shrimp. The swelling finally went away you bastard.
Outside Shane Spark received a text message. His best friend Fat Jerek had again sensed a disturbance in the force and asked if he was at Lexxi's place. Shane look confused as he again looked towards the house.
Jesse Styles: Fine...Fuck I'm sorry out that thing away you freak!!
Lexxi pulled his jumpsuit back on and extended his hand.
Lexxi Starr: Deal….let's go win a tournament.
Jesse Styles: Yeah no I'm not touching your hand.
Lexxi Starr: So...let's go. Our teammates have been waiting long enough.
Lexxi grabbed his fanny pack and walked towards the door with Jesse in tow. Chris goes to hug his brother but a hand on the chest from Jesse stops him.
Jesse Styles: I'll deal with you later little bro.
Outside Lexxi stands in the sunlight as he looked like he was glowing. The rest of Team AGW stand up and look at what was before them.
Frank Windsor: About bloody time. What Jesse did you have to resuscitate him?
River chuckled because she was so bland personality wise that she thought Frank Windsor was actually funny. Good God… Lexxi noticed Shane Spark who looked happy to see Lexxi. Lexxi extended his hand.
Lexxi Starr. What an honor Shane Spark!
Shane Sparx: Nice to meet you Lex. Your reputation proceeds you.
Lexxi Starr turns to River and signs.
Lexxi Starr: Wow what a waste of a body…..hello River.
River just stares at Lexxi and says doesn't acknowledge him
River: Show is in a couple hours let's go.
She starts heading back to the bus but Jesse stops him.
Jesse Styles: Actually go grab your things Lexxi has made other travel arrangements.
Everyone looks confused as they do what Jesse instructed. They all came back with their bags as the vehicle Lexxi insisted to use pulled around the corner. It was a van, not any van. BUT A REPLICA OF THE MYSTERY INC VAN FROM SCOOBY DOO!!
Frank Windsor: What...in the fuck….
Shane Sparx: Fuck yeah dude!!!
Jesse stares as he runs his head. Lexxi opens the back and looks at Shane.
Lexxi Starr: I'm Scooby amd you're Shaggy so we sit in the back while the three spares sit in the front. Jesse is Fred, River is Velma because shes hot but has no personality quality, and that makes Frank Daffney!
Frank Windsor approaches Lexxi like he wants to fight. Jesse steps in between them.
Jesse: Look gang! Let's just get through this one night ok? Frank he's yours next show.
Lexxi and Shane were already in the back scarfing down Scoo y snacks and drinking Mountain Dew. Finally Jesse, River, Md Daffney Windsor get into the front seat as the Mystery Inc van pulls away into the sunset.
And that ladies and gentleman is how the greatest team ever assemble to participate in an XHF event came to be. And at Call to Arms everyone will deal with the AGW Experience starring your Guru of Greatness Scooby fucking Doo Lexxi Starr.
The Pleasure Will Be All Yours.
Jesse Styles: God... this son of a bitch would live in a place like this. Get to drug houses across the street. Nice work Andy on finding his summer residence?
Andy: Boss look his building manager at the condo that is listed in his file say he was here. We don't have a good number for him.
Jesse Styles: Yeah that needs to fucking change.
Off the bus comes the rest of team AGW Frank Windsor, and the woman that they all wanted to duck at least one, the serious but damn attractive whether she realized it or not River. River is the one that looks around disgustingly.
River: Seriously this is the last person you're considering for this team? He is appalling.
Shane Spark: Hey this guy isn't so fucking bad. He's a hell of an entertainer. Besides he is living in Liberace's old fucking house! But seriously dude you couldn't get a hold of that shit head cousin of yours? He's a phuck stick but he would give us a better chance.
Frank Windsor: So team up with this guy for this show then kick the shit out of his ass in the main event of the AGW show. Nice decision making wanker.
Jesse Styles looks at what his team was so far and rolls his eyes.
Jesse Styles: Look...he is a pain in the fucking ass I know. He is weird and honestly how he passes our surprise drug tests I'll never know, but you all know, especially you River my future ex wife, that he's as tough as it comes.
River: He has an odor of hot sex and Bod spray. Fine if you think he's the right guy then so be it.
Jesse looks back at the house. Wasn't this place a museum? Well who the fuck knows. He just wanted to get this over with.
Jesse Styles: Look you guys and gorgeous future ex wife stay out here. I'll be back.
Shane Sparx: Hey ask him if he has some extra KY Jelly.
Jesse Styles: Why?
Shane Spark looks at River and makes a hand gesture that was inappropriate as Jesse just rolls his eyes. He leaves the group and enters through the iron gates and approaches the lavish wood oak door and rings the bell. After a few minutes the door opens up and there stands the butler, not wearing any pants, with a white substance on his face. The butler realizes who it was and quickly starts wiping off the white moustache and his nose as he sniffs. Jesse just stares and shakes his head.
Jesse Styles: Hey there little brother. Nice to see you decided to still throw your life away for a good time.
The little brother was named Chris Styles, who was a very promising young attorney that Jesse put through law school himself who recently earned the art of how to party. He was now infamously known in Vegas as the Cheetah now.
Chris Styles: Um...shit hey bro. What are you doing here?
Jesse Styles: Where is Lexxi at? I need to speak with him even though I honestly really….rreeaallyy….don't want to.
Chris Styles: Um sure bro….come in.
Jesse steps into the Liberace house, which was still a museum. It was an extravagant place that smelled of lilac and farts. He was sure the fart smell came from Lexxi's friends who were scattered across the place. Some were playing scrabble, some nude Twister. Jesse avoided the nude Twister party amd followed his little brother into the living area, where sitting on an actual throne, in a purple suit that would have made Prince look like Farmer fucking Brown, was the former AGW Television Champion Lexxi Starr. Lexxi sees who was standing in his summer home and slowly lowers the peace pipe down. He stands up and greets his guest.
Lexxi Starr: Jesse Styles, in my summer abode, I'm honored. You will stay for dinner of course?
Jesse Styles: Lexxi...this is a historic landmark and a museum. This isn't your fucking summer home. And why do I not have a good phone number for you? All I could have done was call you I stead of risking my health bu coming over here to be near you. Jesus I need a sanitizer shower.
Lexxi Starr: First off….the ghost of Liberace told me I could use this as a summer home. So I am in my legal rights. Secondly, I don't have a number. You know I communicate through Quiet Jim in the matter of business, and your human relations department asked for my number not his.
Jesse Styles: Any number Lexxi you fuckin….oh God I have a headache now. Can I just get down to brass taxes here?
Lexxi Starr walks down from the throne and approaches Jesse.
Lexxi Starr: You here for a proposition? I'm sorry you are my employer that is a conflict of interests, and I'm into women so I'm flattered but...
Jesse ignored the comment yet questioned that statement in hs headconsidering the setting and how this motherfucker was dressed.
Jesse Styles: I'm putting together a team…..the company was invited to take part in a tournament with the…..
Lexxi Starr. XHF Network in a show called Call to Arms which is a large cross promotional show with many companies.
Jesse Styles: So you have heard of them?
Lexxi Starr: Not a clue. I thought it was just a dream. I get these visions sometimes it's weird. You should let me tell you how in the year 2020 a virus pandemic breaks out and Donald Trump is President. That is a real doozy.
Dumbfounded Jesse just shakes it off and continues.
Jesse Styles: Yes….um..anyways I need one more member, and honestly you were my last fucking choice. I mean come on, you ruined my brothers career, and almost ruined our cruise ship show single handedly. So you have to understand that this isn't what I want. But…..despite your character issues...I know you bring it in the ring. So what do you say? Are you in?
Lexxi Starr turns his back on Jesse and walks over to the piano and sits down. He starts to play a peppy scale tune.
Lexxi Starr: So….who else is on this team.
Jesse Styles: Well….for one they are outside waiting for your answer. I am wrestling so I am team captain because it's my god damn wrestling company. Shane Spark….
Lexxi Starr: I thought he was dead.
Jesse Styles: Um...no. He is Fat Jerek's best friend.
Lexxi Starr: For now…
Lexxi continued playing.
Jesse Styles: Frank Windsor.
Lexxi stops playing.
Lexxi Starr: So team me up with my opponent this week for AGW. Smart booking boss. Will he have his two sex slaves with him? So aprapoe….why only have two.
Lexxi started playing again.
Jesse Styles: And we have River as well.
Lexxi Starr: That's a good choice. Sone eye candy rhst can fight. Have you been successful in getting into her pants?
Jesse Styles: Oh please not like you don't want to fuck her too!
Lexxi Starr: Not really, because everyone else wants to. And I value personality over looks, she is about as much fun as having the clap. So..I can see why you need me.
Jesse Styles: Well yeah I need the final member to face team J-Rok.
Lexxi snorts out a laugh.
Lexxi Starr: Team Fraggle Rock? I love that show.
Jesse Styles: Yeah it's a pretty stupid fucking name, but they have some impressive talent there we can't take them lightly. And this is a one night tournament they are not the only team that will be tough. But AGW wins this thing it would be a big thing for the company.
Lexxi continues playing for a few seconds then stops.
Lexxi Starr: Ok….I'll do it. But only on certain conditions.
Jesse knew it was coming.
Jesse Styles: Fine….I guess company pride isn't enough.
Lexxi Starr: Well sure….but it's not enough. So I'll play a little. What is on the table for me to be a part of this.
Jesse Styles: Ok….how about if you join I book you vs Dane Bramage and put his rematch clause for the World title on the line. I really shouldn't worry about you beating him because honestly he'd mop the floor with you.
Lexxi Starr: Or I beat him, then challenge whoever the world champion is, then beat them, and become the face of your company again. I like that idea. So I accept but I have some accommodations that I need to have made.
Jesse slumped his shoulders down. Lexxi looked out the front window and noticed Windsor leaning against the bus looking British, Shane Sparx staring at River's ass and River boringly as usual not realizing that she's hot amd still feels it's her fighting that gets her opportunities.
Lexxi Starr: A black bus...how boring. That won't due. Excuse me Wilma darling go fetch the Lexxi Express from the back please?
One of Lexxi's groupies jumps up excitedly as her God had spoken to her.
Wilma: Yes Lexxi!! It just got finished being detailed and cleaned.
Wilma bounces out the room as Jesse caught a glimpse of her boobs and was a little impressed.
Jesse Styles: Ok...so we don't use the bus. What is your next accommodation.
Lexxi Starr: An apology.
Jesse Styles: For what?
Lexxi without Jesse having the reaction time to avoid dropped his jumpsuit exposing the majesty of his personal experience. Jesse tried not to look but it was just impossible to do.
Lexxi Starr: For me not being able to live my life and use my talents because you fucking poisoned me with shrimp. The swelling finally went away you bastard.
Outside Shane Spark received a text message. His best friend Fat Jerek had again sensed a disturbance in the force and asked if he was at Lexxi's place. Shane look confused as he again looked towards the house.
Jesse Styles: Fine...Fuck I'm sorry out that thing away you freak!!
Lexxi pulled his jumpsuit back on and extended his hand.
Lexxi Starr: Deal….let's go win a tournament.
Jesse Styles: Yeah no I'm not touching your hand.
Lexxi Starr: So...let's go. Our teammates have been waiting long enough.
Lexxi grabbed his fanny pack and walked towards the door with Jesse in tow. Chris goes to hug his brother but a hand on the chest from Jesse stops him.
Jesse Styles: I'll deal with you later little bro.
Outside Lexxi stands in the sunlight as he looked like he was glowing. The rest of Team AGW stand up and look at what was before them.
Frank Windsor: About bloody time. What Jesse did you have to resuscitate him?
River chuckled because she was so bland personality wise that she thought Frank Windsor was actually funny. Good God… Lexxi noticed Shane Spark who looked happy to see Lexxi. Lexxi extended his hand.
Lexxi Starr. What an honor Shane Spark!
Shane Sparx: Nice to meet you Lex. Your reputation proceeds you.
Lexxi Starr turns to River and signs.
Lexxi Starr: Wow what a waste of a body…..hello River.
River just stares at Lexxi and says doesn't acknowledge him
River: Show is in a couple hours let's go.
She starts heading back to the bus but Jesse stops him.
Jesse Styles: Actually go grab your things Lexxi has made other travel arrangements.
Everyone looks confused as they do what Jesse instructed. They all came back with their bags as the vehicle Lexxi insisted to use pulled around the corner. It was a van, not any van. BUT A REPLICA OF THE MYSTERY INC VAN FROM SCOOBY DOO!!
Frank Windsor: What...in the fuck….
Shane Sparx: Fuck yeah dude!!!
Jesse stares as he runs his head. Lexxi opens the back and looks at Shane.
Lexxi Starr: I'm Scooby amd you're Shaggy so we sit in the back while the three spares sit in the front. Jesse is Fred, River is Velma because shes hot but has no personality quality, and that makes Frank Daffney!
Frank Windsor approaches Lexxi like he wants to fight. Jesse steps in between them.
Jesse: Look gang! Let's just get through this one night ok? Frank he's yours next show.
Lexxi and Shane were already in the back scarfing down Scoo y snacks and drinking Mountain Dew. Finally Jesse, River, Md Daffney Windsor get into the front seat as the Mystery Inc van pulls away into the sunset.
And that ladies and gentleman is how the greatest team ever assemble to participate in an XHF event came to be. And at Call to Arms everyone will deal with the AGW Experience starring your Guru of Greatness Scooby fucking Doo Lexxi Starr.
The Pleasure Will Be All Yours.