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Post by Kyle on May 24, 2020 16:48:51 GMT -5
A pervert, a black guy, and a skinny goth girl get in bed together.
There's no punch line. Who wants to see me wear my championship during a threesome celebration?
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Post by Kyle on Jun 6, 2020 18:34:40 GMT -5
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
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Post by Kyle on Jun 10, 2020 21:17:23 GMT -5
I hear @eddiemanagement wears jorts he hasn't washed in five years. Talk about ball reek.
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Post by Kyle on Jun 14, 2020 17:38:20 GMT -5
@tommystrych9 Vince Neil called; he wants you to stop taking his alimony payments. Hair metal is as lame as you, Tommy.
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Post by tommystrychnine on Jun 14, 2020 21:25:45 GMT -5
if i gave a shit what a coked up hillbilly thought about my music, i'd be ronnie van zant.
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Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Jun 15, 2020 0:05:57 GMT -5
If Tommy was Ronnie Van Zant we'd be blessed with less Tommy Strychnine. @sleazy4life wouldn't that be nice?
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Post by Kyle on Jun 15, 2020 1:08:41 GMT -5
@neojamescarner Hurr hurr hurr, I'm from the South. I got no edjamacationz! But we can sure use more than two brain cells unlike most of the current AWF roster. ReVenants rule!
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Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Jun 15, 2020 1:15:28 GMT -5
What I don't get is what do they expect us to do? They want us to call Vincent Herman Munster next? Keith is the Beverly Hillbillies. Do Tom and Vin got any other outdated humor based in stereotypes on how people look or where they're from? Sad.
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Post by Kyle on Jun 15, 2020 1:22:47 GMT -5
I WILL FREE BIRD ALL OVER TOMMY'S MOM'S ROCKING TITS!!
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Post by Kyle on Jun 15, 2020 10:03:41 GMT -5
Note to self: Whiskey drinking will lead to a hangover and having to fight half the roster.
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Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Jun 15, 2020 10:21:05 GMT -5
The things you left in my voicemail will give me nightmares for years to come. @sleazy4life
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Post by Kyle on Jun 24, 2020 22:25:12 GMT -5
Hahaha, holy shit. I think The ReVenants broke Adam's puppet, Eddie Walker. I've never seen someone break it down by exact word count. My bit was supposed to be funny... You and your math are just lame.
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Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Jun 24, 2020 22:47:47 GMT -5
You said three words too many cowpoke, you're off to jail.
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Post by Rob Garcia on Jun 24, 2020 22:55:09 GMT -5
Haha! Neo, you’re so funny. Imagine if someone was a big of an asshole to actually count how many words you spoke? 🤣
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Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Jun 24, 2020 22:56:04 GMT -5
Big Brother is watching and counting Rob!
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