Post by Savior X on Sept 19, 2009 18:54:10 GMT -5
( The scene opens rather simply, Mr. Happy is chilling on the couch in Randy Angel's apartment. Mr. Happy doesn't look so happy as he thumbs over the card for the upcoming pay per view and pre show. If your wondering, he has to face Tara Fenix in a Poison Match on Sunday as well as a six man tag earlier in the week. )
Mr. Happy: This sucks.
( Randy walks into the room with some chips and dip. He sits down next to Mr. Happy. )
Randy: Whats that?
Happy: This match, or matches.
Randy: Yeah I saw that. Gotta face Tara twice in the same week.
Happy: When all I wanna do is spend the rest of my life with her.
Randy: Hey man, when life gives you apples you buy a six pack.
( Mr. Happy looks over at Randy and half smiles, some how understanding whatever that was supposed to mean. )
Happy: I suppose. I just really don't want to have to face her, you know?
Randy: I know, I know, but hey look at it this way. Your in a six man tag this week, maybe whenever she tags in you could just tag out?
( Mr. Happy looks up again and smiles. )
Happy: HOLY CRAP YOUR RIGHT!!!!
( Happy pulls Randy to his feet and they start dancing a jig. )
Happy: THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!!
( Happy suddenly stops. )
Happy: Wait, who are the other two opponents?
( Happy picks up the piece of paper. )
Happy: Deathtrain and Kanyon? Crap.
( Mr. Happy plops back down on the couch and begins sulking again. )
Randy: What the hell is wrong now?
Happy: Ummm I don't know, maybe the fact that Deathtrain totally kicked my ass last week and now he's teamed up with like one of the best wrestlers in XHF and that other guy... Kanyon?
Randy: Would you stop being a bitch for five whole seconds?
( Randy straight up slaps Mr. Happy. )
Randy: Two weeks ago you beat Deathtrain in a tag team match, last week he managed to get the upper hand, and this week your teamed with two people you've never lost with as your partners. Jesus.
Jesus: Yes?
Randy: NOT NOW!
( Jesus leaves. )
Happy: Wow, I didn't even think about that. Tyrone and Primal are like the two best tag team partners I could ask for. Last time Primal and I teamed up we destroyed Jason and some other guy. And Tyrone and I beat up Deathtrain and someone else before, we're like the ULTIMATE THREE SOME!
( Mr. Happy jumps up again and rips off his shirt revealing a superman shirt. )
Happy: ULTIMATE THREE SOME UNITE! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!
( Mr. Happy runs and leaps through Randy's glass window. )
Randy: God...
( Randy walks over and looks out, Mr. Happy is laying face down on the porch. )
Randy: Good thing you didn't jump out the other window.
( Mr. Happy pushes himself up. )
Randy: Try using the phone next time.
Happy: I'll remember that... Do you know their numbers?
Randy: Do I have to do everything for you? God, next thing you know your gonna ask me to wipe your ass.
( Happy blushes, through his paint. )
Happy: Speaking of.
Randy: SO OF A BITCH!
( Randy storms off. )
Happy: Man... He always gets so mad when I come over. Well he'll get over it. Unlike my opponents on the pre show this week, who won't be able to get over the AWESOME POWER OF THE ULTIMATE THREE SOME! I can't make any promises except the promise of DEFEAT! BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME! But don't worry Tara, I won't let my partners harm you, because you and I , we have to work out our issues on our own time... Like next Sunday in the Poison match. Don't worry, I'll scream your name... I'll scream it all night long... ALL NIGHT LONG!
( Fade to black. )
Mr. Happy: This sucks.
( Randy walks into the room with some chips and dip. He sits down next to Mr. Happy. )
Randy: Whats that?
Happy: This match, or matches.
Randy: Yeah I saw that. Gotta face Tara twice in the same week.
Happy: When all I wanna do is spend the rest of my life with her.
Randy: Hey man, when life gives you apples you buy a six pack.
( Mr. Happy looks over at Randy and half smiles, some how understanding whatever that was supposed to mean. )
Happy: I suppose. I just really don't want to have to face her, you know?
Randy: I know, I know, but hey look at it this way. Your in a six man tag this week, maybe whenever she tags in you could just tag out?
( Mr. Happy looks up again and smiles. )
Happy: HOLY CRAP YOUR RIGHT!!!!
( Happy pulls Randy to his feet and they start dancing a jig. )
Happy: THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!!
( Happy suddenly stops. )
Happy: Wait, who are the other two opponents?
( Happy picks up the piece of paper. )
Happy: Deathtrain and Kanyon? Crap.
( Mr. Happy plops back down on the couch and begins sulking again. )
Randy: What the hell is wrong now?
Happy: Ummm I don't know, maybe the fact that Deathtrain totally kicked my ass last week and now he's teamed up with like one of the best wrestlers in XHF and that other guy... Kanyon?
Randy: Would you stop being a bitch for five whole seconds?
( Randy straight up slaps Mr. Happy. )
Randy: Two weeks ago you beat Deathtrain in a tag team match, last week he managed to get the upper hand, and this week your teamed with two people you've never lost with as your partners. Jesus.
Jesus: Yes?
Randy: NOT NOW!
( Jesus leaves. )
Happy: Wow, I didn't even think about that. Tyrone and Primal are like the two best tag team partners I could ask for. Last time Primal and I teamed up we destroyed Jason and some other guy. And Tyrone and I beat up Deathtrain and someone else before, we're like the ULTIMATE THREE SOME!
( Mr. Happy jumps up again and rips off his shirt revealing a superman shirt. )
Happy: ULTIMATE THREE SOME UNITE! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!
( Mr. Happy runs and leaps through Randy's glass window. )
Randy: God...
( Randy walks over and looks out, Mr. Happy is laying face down on the porch. )
Randy: Good thing you didn't jump out the other window.
( Mr. Happy pushes himself up. )
Randy: Try using the phone next time.
Happy: I'll remember that... Do you know their numbers?
Randy: Do I have to do everything for you? God, next thing you know your gonna ask me to wipe your ass.
( Happy blushes, through his paint. )
Happy: Speaking of.
Randy: SO OF A BITCH!
( Randy storms off. )
Happy: Man... He always gets so mad when I come over. Well he'll get over it. Unlike my opponents on the pre show this week, who won't be able to get over the AWESOME POWER OF THE ULTIMATE THREE SOME! I can't make any promises except the promise of DEFEAT! BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME! But don't worry Tara, I won't let my partners harm you, because you and I , we have to work out our issues on our own time... Like next Sunday in the Poison match. Don't worry, I'll scream your name... I'll scream it all night long... ALL NIGHT LONG!
( Fade to black. )