Post by Soutter on Jun 7, 2020 19:44:47 GMT -5
[We open to the Eltham Gateway hotel. The shot zooms in and we see the Masked wrestler known as Menace and his spokeswoman, Kim Parish standing on the balcony of the hotel. ]
Kim Parish : Cooooeeee!!!
Hello Rapid Fire Wrestling. I am Kim Parish ... and this ..... (she motions to the 364 pound masked monster swaying from side to side beside her) is MENACE!
[Menace poses, flexing his huge ox like torso, and Kim open hand chops his chest.]
Kim Parish : This man has seen and done it all in this industry. He is the number ONE man in the game. Many claim to be this, but there can only be one and you are looking at him.
Due to contractual technicalities, he must wear this mask for now, as he has prior commitments to another federation on the network. He never really cared about rules, and when the word came down the chain that Australia was coming to the Network, well .... how can the Aussie Assassin not come to the party?
Australia is famous for three things. Kangaroos, beer drinking yobo’s and THIS MAN!
When anyone in this world thinks of Australia, they think of HIM!
[Another chop to the chest.]
Kim Parish : Eltham is a beautiful place, but come Friday Night Shockwave, it’s in for a real SHOCK! When he tears Nathan Parker to shreds! And paints the Eltham Leisure Centre red with Parkers blood!
It’s not going to be pretty.
It’s not going to be some chain wrestling dance.
It’s not going to be family friendly.
It’s going to be a FIGHT!
It’s going to be a massacre!
It is going to be quite the spectacle!
It’s going to be beautiful!
[Menace looks to the heavens inhaling the upcoming carnage in his mind]
Kim Parish : The world knows who this man is. We won’t deny it. We won’t insult your intelligence, mask or no mask, when he comes to town, people get hurt! This isn’t a game to him. In this world, there are very few people, who can claim to be the very best in the world at what they do.
You have your Michael Jordan’s.
Your Tiger Woods’.
You got your Steve Smiths.
And then, you have the MENACE!
RFW, get the bean counters ready, cause this man means money! He isn’t here to play, nor to make any friends. He is here to bring Australian Wrestling to the forefront! To break bones and crack skulls.
Nathan Parker. You are a lucky man. You will be somewhat famous after this Shockwave. A trivia question, if you will, in years to pass, when people say, who did The Menace battle on the first ever Shockwave from Eltham? They can say Nathan Parker. Sure, it comes with a hospital visit and the beating of your life, but look on the bright side, you’ll be famous, and how many people can say they stood in the ring the best of all time?
Buckle up RFW! We are here to make a statement, and it all begins with Parker. Menace is going to stretch you boy. He is going to drop punt you around that ring like a football. A proper football that is, not some soccer ball or rugby ball. A FOOT BALL! He is going to stiff you. He is going to take liberties with you, and he is going to hoist you up and drop you on your head with the #$%$#&*(beeped out) Special! And he likes it like that!
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