Post by Dave D-Flipz on Sept 22, 2009 15:06:23 GMT -5
*The lights in the arena dim down and then turn blood red. The tron flashes Primal's masked face close up and then blood trickles down the screen erasing it. The text "Primal" then pulses on the screen for the remainder of the intro. And I Go by 16 Volt hits the arena as Primal steps out onto the stage. He stands there in his orange grapple gloves and black hooded cape with red print "Primal" written on the back. He lifts his head to reveal a demonic mask with glowing red eyes.
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He walks to the corner and places the mask on the turnbuckle and is handed a microphone.*
Well well well things are finally starting to turn around back to the way they should be. It seems this week is a week like no other for the one and only primordial demon. It's funny, I keep being called ... what was it? A Hobgoblin? By Kanyon. Well I don't know what Kanyon knows about mythology but I would most definitely not consider myself a short, hairy fairy who helps people by performing menial tasks. And seeing as Kanyon is not exactly the learned type ... I doubt he's read Tolkien. The man did mistake Hobgoblins in The Hobbit but I can see how the descriptor fits me. These Tolkien Hobgoblins were renamed as Uruk-Hai. If anyone has seen the movies for Lord of the Rings they can tell you that I do share some traits with those demonic little buggers. I am most definitely evil and dark. And I am the type of person other dark forces tend to obey. But then again I would never listen to some old man ... so perhaps I should disregard Kanyon's statements ... since he is just that, an old man.
*boos*
But tomorrow is a great day. I get to team up again with my now deranged psychotic ally Mr. Happy. I must say I love what he's becoming. Look how maniacal and driven he is to attain his goals. Look how he has embraced the evil within and stopped smiling happily all the time. I told you Happy my boy, you can be happy and smile without being a royal douche all the time! And it has given you success, victory over Harold Campbell and now a chance to have your little Tara as well! Isn't it glorious? See now aren't you glad we had that little chat back then? You're much better off now I think. Though I would recommend saving that maneuver you used to put out the doll Tara for Wednesday and Sunday.
*Happy chants start up*
Oh don't worry your heads fans, Happy will be there but he will be driven by me and he will be a savage beast not the lovable clown you think you are getting. You've seen what Happy can do when his mind is focused on a goal. When he has the right ... persuasion ... to get him into fighting mode. And let's just say that I know how to bring out the primal instincts in our clown prince. And what is the rabble we are stuck fighting? Oh well let me start with the man who I will destroy come Sunday. A certain mister M ... V ... P ... Kanyon.
*boos*
Kanyon thinks he's gonna save the day. Kanyon loves to act like the cream of the crop but lately I have seen nothing to make me think he is actually worth his salt. Have you all seen Kanyon do anything but lose since he got involved with Reeshi? I know I haven't. So he comes out to ruin my revenge just to act like he's the better man. Kanyon you claim to be the big bad savior of the XHF. ... but that is me. My mission here is to get everyone to wrestle to their potential. To embrace the dark side, the human side ... within. And you ... you are just an old timer whose style has no place in this business. It's time to move over and let the next generation take the torch. You have no drive to win, only to make excuses when you lose. "Oh well if there were no weapons I'd win." "Oh I only wrestle regular matches because I'm a wuss and a pansy." Well this time you have no hammer to hide behind, no barricade separating us. When push comes to shove Kanyon you know that there is not a single thing you can do to stop me. You have become priority number one for me. And that is not a good thing. Kanyon you are in my sights and I will unleash all the inner demon inside of me to push you beyond the limits of normal humanity. we've all seen how well you fare against a man whose style is to be more brutal, more destructive, and more savage than you. You end up on your back and out cold. And this Wednesday will just be a preview. Ask yourself how you will compete when you have a psychotic clown looking to take down anyone stopping him from seeing his Tara ... which if you're in the ring ... is exactly what you'll be doing ... a man whose whole purpose in the ring is to bring about risky situations and to be pure chaos ... and a beast of a man who holds nothing back and who lives to inflict pain and bring out the inner darkness of anyone. How will a plain Jane like you fare? We shall see I suppose.
*He paces for a minute*
Then we have a man called Deathtrain. Sounds like a blues song ... or maybe a gimmick by that cartoon band on Adult Swim ... Dethklok or whatever. Are we sure this man is for real? From what I've seen he is here to wrestle and beat Tyrone, my partner, for his Chaotic title ... and yet all we know is that he somehow broadcasts his opponents dreams on the VTV station broadcasts. Now my bet is that he uses lookalikes and films these vignettes and through subliminal messages makes everyone think the foe actually dreamed it. I don't buy it. I wanna hear it from his mouth. I want to see him on camera shoot a straight promo and tell me what he is actually all about because this gimmick is not fooling me. This is the filth I mean when I say XHF needs saving. People buy into this guy like he's some honest to goodness demon. Like when Undertaker uses his pyro lightning bolt by cueing a stage hand everyone's like "Oooh he controls lightning." I say bullshit. And I think that's what this Train is ... bullshit. Now I'm not going to degrade the man's size and strength in the ring but I don't buy his supernatural gimmick. And I don't think he's as good as he thinks. All the fear games ... mind tricks ... are meant to psyche out foes and make them screw up and change their style. But I am a man at one with the darkness within. I am a master of the human disease. And none of his so called, "Nightmares" are really that impressive. I personally think it would be funny to have one of those. Wake up refreshed in my own oneness with the blackness in my soul.
*Boos and "You Lie" chants begin*
Oh hush like you all believe he is some demon? I am the real demon here. Or at least my in ring methods are certainly demonic. And I think we will see who is the real master of the darkness when Deathtrain gets in the ring with Primal and Primal whips his ass all over the Stan Sheriff Arena in Honolulu! Let's just say this vacation will be no such thing for this mockery of the disease. I am still not impressed ... so what's left?
*He looks at the tron which shows the upcoming card and he smiles*
Oh yeah ... the bitch. The woman who likes to play men's games. Happy's plaything. So tell me who out in the crowd would thoroughly enjoy seeing Tara and Happy as an item, happy with kids.
*Since they love Happy and hate Tara they cheer this proposition*
And who would love to see Happy hug her into happiness and have her scream his name?
*Cheers*
Well if she survives me then you might get to have a chance to see that!
*boos*
Happy, I have to apologize. I don't do nice. And if Tara gets in the ring you better not tag me in if you want her in one piece. Because she and I have a little score to settle. You see she has done nothing but stand aside and watch people constantly cheat me of wins and then use that as ammo to berate my superior skills to make her ego feel that much better. She hoists her superman panties up high and rides that cotton pony right to bitchville when it comes to me. I don't blame her. After seeing how spectacular I can be it is only natural to look for ways to prove you're still better than the rookie. But hey, don't let all those lies get to your head because if you expect me to be an easy fight because I am on a little losing streak ... then you are sadly underestimating me and you will end up like everyone who crosses me. Face down in a pool of blood wishing you'd never met me. A one way ticket to the subconsious mind where you will see the disease spread within your own head. But you know ... it's funny. You think you are being funny by fucking with the clown and showing the fans some skin. Listen bitch, these bastards in the crowd may fall for that cover and they may even take you at your word because you happen to have a set of mammary glands there ... but I see through you. You, deep in your darkest heart, love Happy. Oh it's true. They say jokes always have a hint of reality. For you to be willing to use your body and his desires to fuck with him, you must have secretly wanted him somehow and this is your way of showing him without letting everyone else on. Oh and how you laugh and think you make Happy look bad by missing your "obvious mindgames" but I see through it. Oh I don't think your little ruse was sincere like he may ... but I see the hints of reality in it. I see through the haze in your words and I can read between the lines.
*Primal laughs into the mic and smiles beneath the mask and the black and red jaw facepaint.*
Tara, please focus. You want Happy so bad that you will drag him into the ring to grapple your scantilly clad body while he is wearing practically nothing, wrestling attire. Man you are a dirty whore! But in all seriousness you should perhaps focus just a bit on the fact that if he is not in the ring that means Tyrone or I will be. Now while you may handle Tyrone as evidenced in a previous meeting, you will not handle me. And I owe you a few shots for all the talking down to me you've done. Trying to distract the public by talking about my downfalls instead of the the master of pain and darkness they know I am inside that ring. Just remember Tara that Happy will be the least of your problems. See I cannot promise Happy I will not do just what he promised I wouldn't do. I will not go easy on you. Oh Happy don't worry it's for the better. If she is beaten down, battered, tired, and bled dry in the ring with me then Sunday it will be easy for you to get her to admit her love for you and to get her to scream your name. Then you can have her. Think about it big guy. Let me at her for three minutes and I will break her. I will crush her body, break her spirit, and leave her mind in a state of such clarity in darkness that she will be forced to embrace the human side within which I'm sure will be everything you want.
*The fans don't know how to react to this one ...*
Tara I'm tired of you acting like this. See if it was you being attacked by people from behind with weapons, if it was you losing every match because people attacked your foe because they were scared of you ... you'd be upset too. So I did what I had to do. I got my shot at Kanyon ... when he is out of the picture I can take out Jason who I know will beat Kris because he is better than that psycho. And then I can get revenge AND the title I so rightly deserve all in one fell swoop. It is actually quite the plan coming to fruition. And what will you call me when I enact this plan and Kanyon and Jason are left shells of their former glory and the future of XHF is in safe hands with me in possession of the belt? Will I be a disgrace when I am champ and you are looking up at me and there is nothing you can say to take that from me? Put simply I am tired of this game. So yes ... I lost to Jason after I clearly beat him but he has the belt so I really cannot claim a true victory. But I have not lost any match other than that one without some form of interference. I have dominated everyone in the ring, INCLUDING Jason and I have been unstoppable in scheduled competition. I see there is still work to do. I know I must harden myself so I can beat the eventual three on one with weapons because as we all know. Unless someone sneak attacks me I am unstoppable. And you know this. But MGK is gone, he is beaten and broken by Reeshi and you know this. Jason has his own fight to take care of and you and Kanyon are opposite me int he ring. So Wednesday and then Sunday ... it is all me. All Primal. No interference, no weapons, no distractions, no need to worry.. unless you are Kanyon ... Deathtrain ... or Tara. Put simply Mrs. Happy ....... *he laughs* I will not be halted anymore. I am through with these rants about being cheated ... because I am hereby vowing not to lose a match again until I have that title safely in my hands ... interference or not. I will not ... be stopped. My goals will be achieved. The disease must spread. And Tara, unlike your successes ... mine WILL be for the future good of XHF. Because I am the wave of the future. And Wednesday ... Happy, Crazy Boy and I will be that much more ferocious and determined. We will be that psychotic, that chaotic, that demonic. We will be everything we need to be to leave the three of you beaten, bloodied, broken, and defeated. I promise you Tara ... you will never doubt the name of Primal again. From this point forward you will WISH you could be allied with the wrecking force of primordial glory!
*boooooooos*
The time has come. XHF is on notice. And the Deadly Spiral begins Wednesday. WE ... WILL NOT ... BE BROKEN!
*he tosses down the mic and exits to "And I Go" by 16 Volt.*
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He walks to the corner and places the mask on the turnbuckle and is handed a microphone.*
Well well well things are finally starting to turn around back to the way they should be. It seems this week is a week like no other for the one and only primordial demon. It's funny, I keep being called ... what was it? A Hobgoblin? By Kanyon. Well I don't know what Kanyon knows about mythology but I would most definitely not consider myself a short, hairy fairy who helps people by performing menial tasks. And seeing as Kanyon is not exactly the learned type ... I doubt he's read Tolkien. The man did mistake Hobgoblins in The Hobbit but I can see how the descriptor fits me. These Tolkien Hobgoblins were renamed as Uruk-Hai. If anyone has seen the movies for Lord of the Rings they can tell you that I do share some traits with those demonic little buggers. I am most definitely evil and dark. And I am the type of person other dark forces tend to obey. But then again I would never listen to some old man ... so perhaps I should disregard Kanyon's statements ... since he is just that, an old man.
*boos*
But tomorrow is a great day. I get to team up again with my now deranged psychotic ally Mr. Happy. I must say I love what he's becoming. Look how maniacal and driven he is to attain his goals. Look how he has embraced the evil within and stopped smiling happily all the time. I told you Happy my boy, you can be happy and smile without being a royal douche all the time! And it has given you success, victory over Harold Campbell and now a chance to have your little Tara as well! Isn't it glorious? See now aren't you glad we had that little chat back then? You're much better off now I think. Though I would recommend saving that maneuver you used to put out the doll Tara for Wednesday and Sunday.
*Happy chants start up*
Oh don't worry your heads fans, Happy will be there but he will be driven by me and he will be a savage beast not the lovable clown you think you are getting. You've seen what Happy can do when his mind is focused on a goal. When he has the right ... persuasion ... to get him into fighting mode. And let's just say that I know how to bring out the primal instincts in our clown prince. And what is the rabble we are stuck fighting? Oh well let me start with the man who I will destroy come Sunday. A certain mister M ... V ... P ... Kanyon.
*boos*
Kanyon thinks he's gonna save the day. Kanyon loves to act like the cream of the crop but lately I have seen nothing to make me think he is actually worth his salt. Have you all seen Kanyon do anything but lose since he got involved with Reeshi? I know I haven't. So he comes out to ruin my revenge just to act like he's the better man. Kanyon you claim to be the big bad savior of the XHF. ... but that is me. My mission here is to get everyone to wrestle to their potential. To embrace the dark side, the human side ... within. And you ... you are just an old timer whose style has no place in this business. It's time to move over and let the next generation take the torch. You have no drive to win, only to make excuses when you lose. "Oh well if there were no weapons I'd win." "Oh I only wrestle regular matches because I'm a wuss and a pansy." Well this time you have no hammer to hide behind, no barricade separating us. When push comes to shove Kanyon you know that there is not a single thing you can do to stop me. You have become priority number one for me. And that is not a good thing. Kanyon you are in my sights and I will unleash all the inner demon inside of me to push you beyond the limits of normal humanity. we've all seen how well you fare against a man whose style is to be more brutal, more destructive, and more savage than you. You end up on your back and out cold. And this Wednesday will just be a preview. Ask yourself how you will compete when you have a psychotic clown looking to take down anyone stopping him from seeing his Tara ... which if you're in the ring ... is exactly what you'll be doing ... a man whose whole purpose in the ring is to bring about risky situations and to be pure chaos ... and a beast of a man who holds nothing back and who lives to inflict pain and bring out the inner darkness of anyone. How will a plain Jane like you fare? We shall see I suppose.
*He paces for a minute*
Then we have a man called Deathtrain. Sounds like a blues song ... or maybe a gimmick by that cartoon band on Adult Swim ... Dethklok or whatever. Are we sure this man is for real? From what I've seen he is here to wrestle and beat Tyrone, my partner, for his Chaotic title ... and yet all we know is that he somehow broadcasts his opponents dreams on the VTV station broadcasts. Now my bet is that he uses lookalikes and films these vignettes and through subliminal messages makes everyone think the foe actually dreamed it. I don't buy it. I wanna hear it from his mouth. I want to see him on camera shoot a straight promo and tell me what he is actually all about because this gimmick is not fooling me. This is the filth I mean when I say XHF needs saving. People buy into this guy like he's some honest to goodness demon. Like when Undertaker uses his pyro lightning bolt by cueing a stage hand everyone's like "Oooh he controls lightning." I say bullshit. And I think that's what this Train is ... bullshit. Now I'm not going to degrade the man's size and strength in the ring but I don't buy his supernatural gimmick. And I don't think he's as good as he thinks. All the fear games ... mind tricks ... are meant to psyche out foes and make them screw up and change their style. But I am a man at one with the darkness within. I am a master of the human disease. And none of his so called, "Nightmares" are really that impressive. I personally think it would be funny to have one of those. Wake up refreshed in my own oneness with the blackness in my soul.
*Boos and "You Lie" chants begin*
Oh hush like you all believe he is some demon? I am the real demon here. Or at least my in ring methods are certainly demonic. And I think we will see who is the real master of the darkness when Deathtrain gets in the ring with Primal and Primal whips his ass all over the Stan Sheriff Arena in Honolulu! Let's just say this vacation will be no such thing for this mockery of the disease. I am still not impressed ... so what's left?
*He looks at the tron which shows the upcoming card and he smiles*
Oh yeah ... the bitch. The woman who likes to play men's games. Happy's plaything. So tell me who out in the crowd would thoroughly enjoy seeing Tara and Happy as an item, happy with kids.
*Since they love Happy and hate Tara they cheer this proposition*
And who would love to see Happy hug her into happiness and have her scream his name?
*Cheers*
Well if she survives me then you might get to have a chance to see that!
*boos*
Happy, I have to apologize. I don't do nice. And if Tara gets in the ring you better not tag me in if you want her in one piece. Because she and I have a little score to settle. You see she has done nothing but stand aside and watch people constantly cheat me of wins and then use that as ammo to berate my superior skills to make her ego feel that much better. She hoists her superman panties up high and rides that cotton pony right to bitchville when it comes to me. I don't blame her. After seeing how spectacular I can be it is only natural to look for ways to prove you're still better than the rookie. But hey, don't let all those lies get to your head because if you expect me to be an easy fight because I am on a little losing streak ... then you are sadly underestimating me and you will end up like everyone who crosses me. Face down in a pool of blood wishing you'd never met me. A one way ticket to the subconsious mind where you will see the disease spread within your own head. But you know ... it's funny. You think you are being funny by fucking with the clown and showing the fans some skin. Listen bitch, these bastards in the crowd may fall for that cover and they may even take you at your word because you happen to have a set of mammary glands there ... but I see through you. You, deep in your darkest heart, love Happy. Oh it's true. They say jokes always have a hint of reality. For you to be willing to use your body and his desires to fuck with him, you must have secretly wanted him somehow and this is your way of showing him without letting everyone else on. Oh and how you laugh and think you make Happy look bad by missing your "obvious mindgames" but I see through it. Oh I don't think your little ruse was sincere like he may ... but I see the hints of reality in it. I see through the haze in your words and I can read between the lines.
*Primal laughs into the mic and smiles beneath the mask and the black and red jaw facepaint.*
Tara, please focus. You want Happy so bad that you will drag him into the ring to grapple your scantilly clad body while he is wearing practically nothing, wrestling attire. Man you are a dirty whore! But in all seriousness you should perhaps focus just a bit on the fact that if he is not in the ring that means Tyrone or I will be. Now while you may handle Tyrone as evidenced in a previous meeting, you will not handle me. And I owe you a few shots for all the talking down to me you've done. Trying to distract the public by talking about my downfalls instead of the the master of pain and darkness they know I am inside that ring. Just remember Tara that Happy will be the least of your problems. See I cannot promise Happy I will not do just what he promised I wouldn't do. I will not go easy on you. Oh Happy don't worry it's for the better. If she is beaten down, battered, tired, and bled dry in the ring with me then Sunday it will be easy for you to get her to admit her love for you and to get her to scream your name. Then you can have her. Think about it big guy. Let me at her for three minutes and I will break her. I will crush her body, break her spirit, and leave her mind in a state of such clarity in darkness that she will be forced to embrace the human side within which I'm sure will be everything you want.
*The fans don't know how to react to this one ...*
Tara I'm tired of you acting like this. See if it was you being attacked by people from behind with weapons, if it was you losing every match because people attacked your foe because they were scared of you ... you'd be upset too. So I did what I had to do. I got my shot at Kanyon ... when he is out of the picture I can take out Jason who I know will beat Kris because he is better than that psycho. And then I can get revenge AND the title I so rightly deserve all in one fell swoop. It is actually quite the plan coming to fruition. And what will you call me when I enact this plan and Kanyon and Jason are left shells of their former glory and the future of XHF is in safe hands with me in possession of the belt? Will I be a disgrace when I am champ and you are looking up at me and there is nothing you can say to take that from me? Put simply I am tired of this game. So yes ... I lost to Jason after I clearly beat him but he has the belt so I really cannot claim a true victory. But I have not lost any match other than that one without some form of interference. I have dominated everyone in the ring, INCLUDING Jason and I have been unstoppable in scheduled competition. I see there is still work to do. I know I must harden myself so I can beat the eventual three on one with weapons because as we all know. Unless someone sneak attacks me I am unstoppable. And you know this. But MGK is gone, he is beaten and broken by Reeshi and you know this. Jason has his own fight to take care of and you and Kanyon are opposite me int he ring. So Wednesday and then Sunday ... it is all me. All Primal. No interference, no weapons, no distractions, no need to worry.. unless you are Kanyon ... Deathtrain ... or Tara. Put simply Mrs. Happy ....... *he laughs* I will not be halted anymore. I am through with these rants about being cheated ... because I am hereby vowing not to lose a match again until I have that title safely in my hands ... interference or not. I will not ... be stopped. My goals will be achieved. The disease must spread. And Tara, unlike your successes ... mine WILL be for the future good of XHF. Because I am the wave of the future. And Wednesday ... Happy, Crazy Boy and I will be that much more ferocious and determined. We will be that psychotic, that chaotic, that demonic. We will be everything we need to be to leave the three of you beaten, bloodied, broken, and defeated. I promise you Tara ... you will never doubt the name of Primal again. From this point forward you will WISH you could be allied with the wrecking force of primordial glory!
*boooooooos*
The time has come. XHF is on notice. And the Deadly Spiral begins Wednesday. WE ... WILL NOT ... BE BROKEN!
*he tosses down the mic and exits to "And I Go" by 16 Volt.*