Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2020 12:40:57 GMT -5
Guillotina: MIA! Please search for Stellia laws on regards of bars for underage people please.
MIA: My records show that there are two statuses on regards to underage people that are 10 years old or younger.
1. Underage people are not allowed access to alcohol, magic base influencing substances, chemical drugs or cigarettes made of tobacco or Lepelots.
Guillotina: What is Lepelots?
MIA: An agent extracted from the nails of an exotic bird linked to causing extreme sexual urges.
Guillotina: An aphrodisiac...
MIA: Correct
Guillotina: Understandable, it's not like us youngsters don't already fuck like bunnies (shrugs)
MIA: Everyone except you, yes.
2. Underage people may not enter premises that sell or distribute these substances after 18:00 hours. Also if underage people enter the premises before 18:00 hours, such premises are required to secure these substances away from minors.
Guillotina: Meaning no underage during the night pretty much, considering our planet is ruled by days of 36 hours each. 18 of daylight, 18 of dark.
MIA: Correct.
Guillotina: Then it's been decided! The Neo Cadillac Bar will open for young customers during the day. We'll have a menu of 128 kinds of different juices. 8 kits of 2R and free martial arts classes!
MIA: May I ask how do you plan to get the Second Reality kits?
Guillotina: Well... I'm glad you asked! Do you remember The Legend? He sent that guy that is having Absynth right there (points to gentlemen sitting at the bar extremely high), to challenge for another match. We are gonna get $2,500 guaranteed whether we lose or win, although I will not lose for sure. Each 2R kit cost $800 SEFs, I will have $5,000 after the match, so there, I will have for the 8 2R kits.
MIA: That is an excellent plan except there are no stores that offer Second Reality equipment. Only Dei Milites city does and they don't deliver them to outsiders. There is only one business that got six 2R kits however but you will most likely never acquire it.
Guillotina: Why is that?
MIA: My records indicate that such place is already partially owned by The Legend.
Guillotina: The Divine Gentleman's fucking club?
MIA: Negative, it's the Divine Gentleman's Club without the fucking word. (Guillotina rolls his eyes)
Guillotina: MIA, how much does he still owe on that bar?
MIA: The Legend still owes $1,250
Guillotina walks towards Legend's employee who was still drinking from his overloaded Absynth drink, he snaps his fingers to get his attention, then smiles and winks at him, then pats him on his right shoulder and talks to him.
Guillotina: My maaaaan! Who is my new favorite customer!
MIA: I'm sure you meant your ONLY customer.
Guillotina: MIA! I'm gonna invoke the code 7234 of shutting the fuck up if you interrupt me one more time!
MIA: Copy.
Gentleman: Hahaha! I like this bar, although my bosses bar offers better things, no disrespect!
Guillotina: None taken! I'm sure your club is top of the line, I might go there one of these days. I need you to do me a favor and deliver a message to your boss for me?
Gentleman: I'm sorry but I can't do that. I deliver messages from my boss not TO him.
Guillotina: You don't? ever ever ever?
Gentleman: Well.. I would if I got something in return.
Guillotina: Like what? another absynth on the house? You got it buddy!
Gentleman: No, one is good enough already. I missed your match against my boss and he does not want to tell me how it went, so maybe if you would, then I would be willing to deliver the message to him.
Guillotina: A recollection of events huh? Ok! So here is how it happened.
My music and promo video played and I came in walking waving at the crowd with my charming smile and all the girls were going nuts! Then The Legend came in looking like he just came out of the bathroom after 6 hours of constipated shit and people booed him. Why? I don't know, maybe because Stellian people don't like it when a stranger breaks in to their penthouses? I could be wrong though.
Then this hot announcer shouted our names, Here he is! the magnificent martial arts fighter! the sex machine! the undisputed giant killer! Malev's Nemesis! King Of Porn Star looking androids! GUILLOOOOOOTIIIINAAAAAA! VERSUS... The Legend!
MIA:
Gentleman:
Then we started taunting at each other, then he tried to grabbed me but I dodged, then I tried to take him down with a grapple but then I realized he weights 500lbs so I backed off before he almost caught me with back elbow to my face. Honestly I saw that in slow motion, it felt like one of those godzilla movies where giant monsters take a day fall down to the floor? Well his back elbow was like that. Then i grabbed a steel folding chair, he came at me in slow motion, his fat ass made the mat tremble though, I almost legit fell down cause of the tremor! I mean, that is a lot of cheeseburgers right there. So i countered the assault with a hit to his gut with the chair!
People were chanting! GUILLOTINA! GUILLOTINA! and I swear I was yelling out loud asking for some support for The Legend too but they refused.
MIA: ....
Guillotina: So he bends over in pain right? then I hit him on his head with the chair and he started bleeding! But he didn't fall down! So I hit him again but this time in the spine! Then I clotheslined him over the ropes and we both fell down to the concrete! Then I slingshot him against the post and I swear to you! my most favorite customer! That he passed out! Then I pinned him down. 1...2...3 and 30 minutes later he was crying at his gentleman's club with you.
End of Story. Why are you so quiet MIA?
MIA: If you are not gonna 7234 code me I can speak if you want.
Guillotina: I will not 7234 code you.
MIA: Then in that case, that is not how it really happened, first of all...
Guillotina: I invoke the code 7234 of shutting the fuck up!
MIA: ....
Gentleman: Even if all of it was a lie, you at least took the time to entertain an old man, so... what is your message.
Guillotina: Tell him that I accept his challenge and that the match will be a FIRST BLOOD one. Also tell him that I will only accept it if another condition is added to the table.
If I win the match he transfers ownership of the Divine Gentleman's club to me and that if I lose, I will pay off the $1,250 that he owes for the club and he can keep it!
Off you go!
Camera Fades To Black.
MIA: My records show that there are two statuses on regards to underage people that are 10 years old or younger.
1. Underage people are not allowed access to alcohol, magic base influencing substances, chemical drugs or cigarettes made of tobacco or Lepelots.
Guillotina: What is Lepelots?
MIA: An agent extracted from the nails of an exotic bird linked to causing extreme sexual urges.
Guillotina: An aphrodisiac...
MIA: Correct
Guillotina: Understandable, it's not like us youngsters don't already fuck like bunnies (shrugs)
MIA: Everyone except you, yes.
2. Underage people may not enter premises that sell or distribute these substances after 18:00 hours. Also if underage people enter the premises before 18:00 hours, such premises are required to secure these substances away from minors.
Guillotina: Meaning no underage during the night pretty much, considering our planet is ruled by days of 36 hours each. 18 of daylight, 18 of dark.
MIA: Correct.
Guillotina: Then it's been decided! The Neo Cadillac Bar will open for young customers during the day. We'll have a menu of 128 kinds of different juices. 8 kits of 2R and free martial arts classes!
MIA: May I ask how do you plan to get the Second Reality kits?
Guillotina: Well... I'm glad you asked! Do you remember The Legend? He sent that guy that is having Absynth right there (points to gentlemen sitting at the bar extremely high), to challenge for another match. We are gonna get $2,500 guaranteed whether we lose or win, although I will not lose for sure. Each 2R kit cost $800 SEFs, I will have $5,000 after the match, so there, I will have for the 8 2R kits.
MIA: That is an excellent plan except there are no stores that offer Second Reality equipment. Only Dei Milites city does and they don't deliver them to outsiders. There is only one business that got six 2R kits however but you will most likely never acquire it.
Guillotina: Why is that?
MIA: My records indicate that such place is already partially owned by The Legend.
Guillotina: The Divine Gentleman's fucking club?
MIA: Negative, it's the Divine Gentleman's Club without the fucking word. (Guillotina rolls his eyes)
Guillotina: MIA, how much does he still owe on that bar?
MIA: The Legend still owes $1,250
Guillotina walks towards Legend's employee who was still drinking from his overloaded Absynth drink, he snaps his fingers to get his attention, then smiles and winks at him, then pats him on his right shoulder and talks to him.
Guillotina: My maaaaan! Who is my new favorite customer!
MIA: I'm sure you meant your ONLY customer.
Guillotina: MIA! I'm gonna invoke the code 7234 of shutting the fuck up if you interrupt me one more time!
MIA: Copy.
Gentleman: Hahaha! I like this bar, although my bosses bar offers better things, no disrespect!
Guillotina: None taken! I'm sure your club is top of the line, I might go there one of these days. I need you to do me a favor and deliver a message to your boss for me?
Gentleman: I'm sorry but I can't do that. I deliver messages from my boss not TO him.
Guillotina: You don't? ever ever ever?
Gentleman: Well.. I would if I got something in return.
Guillotina: Like what? another absynth on the house? You got it buddy!
Gentleman: No, one is good enough already. I missed your match against my boss and he does not want to tell me how it went, so maybe if you would, then I would be willing to deliver the message to him.
Guillotina: A recollection of events huh? Ok! So here is how it happened.
My music and promo video played and I came in walking waving at the crowd with my charming smile and all the girls were going nuts! Then The Legend came in looking like he just came out of the bathroom after 6 hours of constipated shit and people booed him. Why? I don't know, maybe because Stellian people don't like it when a stranger breaks in to their penthouses? I could be wrong though.
Then this hot announcer shouted our names, Here he is! the magnificent martial arts fighter! the sex machine! the undisputed giant killer! Malev's Nemesis! King Of Porn Star looking androids! GUILLOOOOOOTIIIINAAAAAA! VERSUS... The Legend!
MIA:
Gentleman:
Then we started taunting at each other, then he tried to grabbed me but I dodged, then I tried to take him down with a grapple but then I realized he weights 500lbs so I backed off before he almost caught me with back elbow to my face. Honestly I saw that in slow motion, it felt like one of those godzilla movies where giant monsters take a day fall down to the floor? Well his back elbow was like that. Then i grabbed a steel folding chair, he came at me in slow motion, his fat ass made the mat tremble though, I almost legit fell down cause of the tremor! I mean, that is a lot of cheeseburgers right there. So i countered the assault with a hit to his gut with the chair!
People were chanting! GUILLOTINA! GUILLOTINA! and I swear I was yelling out loud asking for some support for The Legend too but they refused.
MIA: ....
Guillotina: So he bends over in pain right? then I hit him on his head with the chair and he started bleeding! But he didn't fall down! So I hit him again but this time in the spine! Then I clotheslined him over the ropes and we both fell down to the concrete! Then I slingshot him against the post and I swear to you! my most favorite customer! That he passed out! Then I pinned him down. 1...2...3 and 30 minutes later he was crying at his gentleman's club with you.
End of Story. Why are you so quiet MIA?
MIA: If you are not gonna 7234 code me I can speak if you want.
Guillotina: I will not 7234 code you.
MIA: Then in that case, that is not how it really happened, first of all...
Guillotina: I invoke the code 7234 of shutting the fuck up!
MIA: ....
Gentleman: Even if all of it was a lie, you at least took the time to entertain an old man, so... what is your message.
Guillotina: Tell him that I accept his challenge and that the match will be a FIRST BLOOD one. Also tell him that I will only accept it if another condition is added to the table.
If I win the match he transfers ownership of the Divine Gentleman's club to me and that if I lose, I will pay off the $1,250 that he owes for the club and he can keep it!
Off you go!
Camera Fades To Black.