mtc
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Post by mtc on Jun 19, 2020 16:19:52 GMT -5
Please complete each of the following fields. If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank. You are welcome to update your application between races, but please let us know so we can stay up to date.Section 1
1. Team Name: MOTHER. The Car 2. Optional Logo Pic Base:
3. Team From: Slobozia, Muntenia, Romania4. Team Backstory: From a brand perspective - MOTHER is an Eastern European energy drink that has recently decided to get into motorsports. The title is an "edgy" reference to the curse: "Mother F***ER." Unfortunately, the story doesn't end there.
After picking up his Mother's ashes from the funeral home, Norm Krabbe was called into work. When your employer is a failed despot of James Bond villain proportions, you tend to jump when they ask. Sadly, while Norm endured a berating from company owner JR Lupei, his mother's ashes were accidentally mixed into the paint for the new livery. When Norm returned to the garage, he discovered the horrible mistake, and even more shocking, that the race car is now inhabited by the spirit of his dead mother. With an owner that would like nothing more than to write the racing division off and scrap it, Norm has his work cut out for him, trying to deliver wins that will save his mom's second life. At the same time, there is the very real question of whether this ghost is actually Norm's mum or a speed demon. 5. Who is sponsoring this team: MOTHER Energy Drink (primary). Additional: Happiest Family Planning condoms
6. How Would You Describe Their Driving Style: The driver is defensive, the car aggressive - between the two, what could go wrong? Section 2
1. In Car Character’s Name: Bogdan Tomas 2. In Care Character’s Title / position: Driver 3. In Car Character’s Appearance: Blonde, caucasian, haggard. 4. In Car Character’s Picbase: Terrence Stamp as Toby Dammit 5. Support 1 Character’s Name: Norm Krabbe 6. Support 1 Character’s Title / position: Chief Mechanic 7. Support 1 Character’s Appearance: Lanky, caucasian, brunette 8. Support 1 Character’s Picbase: Anthony Perkins
9. Support 2 Character’s Name: JR Lupei 10. Support 2 Character’s Title / position: Owner 11. Support 2 Character’s Appearance: Older, caucasian, cowboy attire, clearly wearing contacts and dying hair to look like the actor off of Dallas. 12. Support 2 Character’s Picbase: Larry Hagman as JR Ewing B. VEHICLE DESCRIPTION Please complete each of the following fields. If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank.
1. Vehicle Nickname: Christine 2. Make / Model of Vehicle Body: Porsche 917 3. Vehicle Appearance: ...Curves in all the right places. If you're a car. 4. Vehicle Picbase: Porsche 917 . . . C. VEHICLE MODS Please complete one modification for each of three categories and explain what it is and/or how it is used. If you are unsure what qualifies please check the Vehicle Rules and/or PM a fed person (H2F). If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank.1. OFFENSE: Bullet Bill. Christine transforms into a giant Mario Kart bullet, shooting through the competition. Tiny Hands. Target(s) attacked by dozens of flying disembodied transparent ghostly child hands - which punch/hit/shake/and generally try to pull the victimized vehicle apart with an otherworldly strength. Includes childish crying and/or laughing to further distract / psyche out driver, on top of any physical damage done to the vehicle. [upgrade1] 2. DEFENSE: Ectoplasm. It leaves a trail of supernatural slime in its wake. 3. VEHICLE BODY: GHOST. The car is haunted. It might repair its own body or phase through objects.
D. Out Of Character 1. Handler Username or What I should Call You Publicly: Ben2. Preferred Contact via ProBoards PM or Discord?: PM
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h2f
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Post by h2f on Jun 19, 2020 18:24:21 GMT -5
Accepted into CAR!! Thank you for your participation, we look forward to your future roleplays.
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h2f
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Post by h2f on Jul 19, 2020 20:16:33 GMT -5
As winner of the July 2020 Race, you may add one extra modification in any category. Please let me know what it is!
Note that no modification increases your chances of future victory.
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mtc
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Post by mtc on Jul 21, 2020 7:51:57 GMT -5
Dynamite! Thanks.
UPGRADE #1.
OFFENSE: Tiny Hands. Target(s) attacked by dozens of flying disembodied transparent ghostly child hands - which punch/hit/shake/and generally try to pull the victimized vehicle apart with an otherworldly strength. Includes childish crying and/or laughing to further distract / psyche out driver, on top of any physical damage done to the vehicle.
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Dec 5, 2020 17:21:14 GMT -5
***DECEMBER GUEST DRIVER*** (replacing a missing Bogdan Tomas) 1. In Car Character’s Name: "The Dread Bullet" Dinosaur Bones 2. In Care Character’s Title / position: Driver 3. In Car Character’s Appearance: Giant T-Rex Skeleton. 4. In Car Character’s Picbase: An inflatable T-Rex costume painted to look like bones, or just some T-Rex bones. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN'T PHYSICALLY TAKE BONES IN THE RING, WHY NOT TRY YOUR LUCK IN A CAR?
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mtc
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Post by mtc on Mar 26, 2022 16:25:41 GMT -5
Season Update. Driver / Principle: Bogdan Tomas CAR: Void of powers & personality. Support Team: Name: "Son of the Dread Lord" Dinosaur Bones Jr. Role: Head Mechanic Gimmick: Junior is a guy in a cubone cosplay that claims to be the child of former MOTHER guest driver Dinosaur Bones. He has no clear skills as a Wrestler or racinggng enthusiast, and only got the job because Tomas worried that the real Bones might hurt him. Junior gets his way a lot with that card...
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mtc
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Post by mtc on Mar 2, 2023 19:22:17 GMT -5
SEASON UPDATE. Since Uncle complained about the post-it note. Please complete each of the following fields. If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank. You are welcome to update your application between races, but please let us know so we can stay up to date.Section 1
1. Team Name: MOTHER. The Car 2. Optional Logo Pic Base:
3. Team From: Slobozia, Muntenia, Romania4. Team Backstory: From a brand perspective - MOTHER is an Eastern European energy drink that has recently decided to get into motorsports. The title is an "edgy" reference to the curse: "Mother F***ER." Unfortunately, the story doesn't end there.
After picking up his Mother's ashes from the funeral home, Norm Krabbe was called into work. When your employer is a failed despot of James Bond villain proportions, you tend to jump when they ask. Sadly, while Norm endured a berating from company owner JR Lupei, his mother's ashes were accidentally mixed into the paint for the new livery. When Norm returned to the garage, he discovered the horrible mistake, and even more shocking, that the race car is now inhabited by the spirit of his dead mother. With an owner that would like nothing more than to write the racing division off and scrap it, Norm has his work cut out for him, trying to deliver wins that will save his mom's second life. At the same time, there is the very real question of whether this ghost is actually Norm's mum or a speed demon. 5. Who is sponsoring this team: MOTHER Energy Drink (primary). Additional: Happiest Family Planning condoms
6. How Would You Describe Their Driving Style: The driver is defensive, the car aggressive - between the two, what could go wrong? Section 2
1. In Car Character’s Name: Norman Krabbe2. In Care Character’s Title / position: Driver 3. In Car Character’s Appearance: Lanky, caucasian, brunette 4. In Car Character’s Picbase: Anthony Perkins is Psycho5. Support 1 Character’s Name: Bogdan Tomas6. Support 1 Character’s Title / position: Team Principle / Owner 7. Support 1 Character’s Appearance: Rundown blonde, average build.8. Support 1 Character’s Picbase: Terence Stamp is Toby Dammit
9. Support 2 Character’s Name: Tinto the CAR Orphan 10. Support 2 Character’s Title / position: Mascot 11. Support 2 Character’s Appearance: Malnourished seven-year-old with devilish smile. 12. Support 2 Character’s Picbase: Mike Hughes as child. B. VEHICLE DESCRIPTION Please complete each of the following fields. If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank.
1. Vehicle Nickname: I-W (The Industrial Woman) 2. Make / Model of Vehicle Body: A pink convertible3. Vehicle Appearance:;...Arcee from Transformers: The Movie - as both a car, and when she's a robot lady. 4. Vehicle Picbase: ArceeC. VEHICLE MODS Please complete one modification for each of three categories and explain what it is and/or how it is used. If you are unsure what qualifies please check the Vehicle Rules and/or PM a fed person (H2F). If you do not wish to complete a field, leave it blank.1. OFFENSE: Bullet Bill. I-W transforms into a giant Mario Kart bullet, shooting through the competition. 2. DEFENSE: Titanium. I-W is build like a futuristic, alien, robot lady. 3. VEHICLE BODY: Transform: I-W can partially change into a person / car to traverse hard to reach areas - like that bullet hell shooter for the NES... name currently escapes me. I'll get to it...
D. Out Of Character 1. Handler Username or What I should Call You Publicly: MOTHERF-2. Preferred Contact via ProBoards PM or Discord?: PM
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h2f
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Post by h2f on Mar 2, 2023 20:34:01 GMT -5
Thank you for the update! It seems there is an issue with the use of an ampersand?
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Mar 2, 2023 20:49:22 GMT -5
There is... I can't amperstand it.
Update. When I-W wins a race she's going to update her weapons to include PUNS.
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mtc
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Post by mtc on Mar 25, 2023 22:38:44 GMT -5
Posting it here because Tinto is winning that Rumble for CAR!
Name: Tinto Height: 3'2" Weight: 46 lbs Age: 7 Picbase: Miko Hughes Gimmick: Tinto is a small child that used to work in the sweat shops assembling CAR parts back when the team was under slightly sketchier management. As is often the case, his childish prattle made him more popular than the team's actual characters, so he was adopted as their mascot. Quick quirks: Is obsessed with video games that are inappropriate for his age group, and claims to be an orphan despite his mother clearly being alive and not very amused by it. This has led to him almost being adopted by Disney's Marty Donovan several times, though the adult male recently broke the small child's heart. Occasionally moonlights under a mask as Mr. Rip'N'Terror. Entrance Music: Cop Killer by Bodycount.... but the production team always ignores the little boy's request for this.
Moveset: Windmill Slap Punch but doesn't know that thumbs go outside the fist and hurts himself. Kick Bearhug Anklelock with scissors (he basically just hangs onto his opponents leg, possibly upside down - they may not know he's there) Push Shove School Boy Tap Name Calling Stomp Stick Tongue out Bites Scratches Pulls Hair
Signature Move: BFG: As the DOOM name implies this is a Big Fucking Gun. It shoots nerf missiles. Not sure how it would ever damage anyone, but we'll figure it out one of these days.
Finisher: The Kindness of Strangers: Someone else wins the match but places Tinto on the downed opponent for the win, Tinto is usually oblivious to the fact that he had help.
Titles: CAR Sippy Cup Winner (w/Mother The CAR) XHF Phoenix Champion HKW World Champion (please Mister Marty!)
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Post by Visit Neom on Mar 25, 2023 23:49:23 GMT -5
Posting it here because Tinto is winning that Rumble for CAR! Name: Tinto Height: 3'2" Weight: 46 lbs Age: 7 Picbase: Miko Hughes Gimmick: Tinto is a small child that used to work in the sweat shops assembling CAR parts back when the team was under slightly sketchier management. As is often the case, his childish prattle made him more popular than the team's actual characters, so he was adopted as their mascot. Quick quirks: Is obsessed with video games that are inappropriate for his age group, and claims to be an orphan despite his mother clearly being alive and not very amused by it. This has led to him almost being adopted by Disney's Marty Donovan several times, though the adult male recently broke the small child's heart. Occasionally moonlights under a mask as Mr. Rip'N'Terror. Entrance Music: Cop Killer by Bodycount.... but the production team always ignores the little boy's request for this. Moveset: Windmill Slap Punch but doesn't know that thumbs go outside the fist and hurts himself. Kick Bearhug Anklelock with scissors (he basically just hangs onto his opponents leg, possibly upside down - they may not know he's there) Push Shove School Boy Tap Name Calling Stomp Stick Tongue out Bites Scratches Pulls Hair Signature Move: BFG: As the DOOM name implies this is a Big Fucking Gun. It shoots nerf missiles. Not sure how it would ever damage anyone, but we'll figure it out one of these days. Finisher: The Kindness of Strangers: Someone else wins the match but places Tinto on the downed opponent for the win, Tinto is usually oblivious to the fact that he had help. Titles: CAR Sippy Cup Winner (w/Mother The CAR) XHF Phoenix Champion HKW World Champion (please Mister Marty!) Wants my belt, but can't even mention the dojo he trained at.
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Mar 26, 2023 1:04:35 GMT -5
There are lots of key details missing. Like his favourite Disney princess... real fans just know these things.
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