Post by ViciousLothario on Jun 24, 2020 14:04:09 GMT -5
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We can see Zézé Taborda on his Zézé Taborda Wrestling School locker room. Full of glasses so he can appreciate himself while he speaks.
Zézé Taborda: GOOD EVENING NPW FANS! BE GRACIOUS AND CONTEMPLATE THE GREATNESS OF "YOUR MACHO LATINO" "YOUR LIVING LEGEND" ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA!
Taborda spreads his arms out with his pretentious smile. Like there are any fans around here.
Zézé Taborda: I know you can't control your excitement while you see your living legend! While you see, the only reason why you paid a ticket to be at the next NPW show, finally you are making your 2.99$ worth more than 1 Million. June 26th you will be able to see all the action you deeply desire as your living legend wins a 10-man battle royal to get a title shot of his choosing! NPW-fans, Canadian Wrestling fans, Canadian womans!!! Grab your tickets now before NPW raises their prices as they realize the fountain of money that I am!
Zézé Taborda does money money signs and does a little sexy dance before continuing.
Zézé Taborda: Nobody will have an excuse to miss it! *discouraged voice* "my wife doesn't let me watch wrestling" OVER! She will want to come with you. She would even pay the double to see the Macho Latino! A real men! *discouraged voice* "This product isn't entertaining" OVER. The pure definition of entertainment is here. Check a dictionary, one that makes people smart and rich not the dumb one that you have! *{Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} voice* "Pay to watch a bunch of half-naked guys grabbing each other". OVER! Now you pay to watch an half-naked Living Legend and you have more attractive females in the crowd than in a strip club, too bad for you, they just want a piece of The Macho Latino. *thin voice* "My love, Since when do you like wrestling" Is the question that you will ask your wifes and they will answer... "Wrestling fills what you can't fill!"... Bottom line, Your Living Legend fills what you can't fill.
Taborda has some itch and scratches near his knee probably where is penis head is located.
Zézé Taborda: I know what you're thinking. You are probably shouting at your computer screen but you haven't pressed alt F4 you're getting addicted to it, you hate ME! BUT YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME BIGGER! Your Hate doesn't affect me! I will never affect me 'cause I didn't came to NPW because of you and I'm no hungry rookie searching for some respect or work. I have only one goal... TO BE THE X-CROWN HOLDER! To have that crown that fits perfectly in my head in my possession. So your Living Legend can be really MAJESTIC! AND WILL GIVE TO THE X-CROWN THE MAJESTIC HOLDER THAT IT DESERVES! I asked XHF for an opportunity! But XHF told me... You need to prove your worth... I laughed... Prove my worth... Seriously...
Taborda laughs sarcastically.
Zézé Taborda: PROVE MY WORTH?! That's no challenge for your living legend. A challenge would be... to be a LOSER! Which isn't possible anyway... The reason why I came to Northern Pro Wrestling, the home of real wrestling with real competitors, was to be the number one! And I will stop at nothing until I achieve my ultimate goal... THE XHF X-CROWN! I already shown you what I am able to do, I joined NPW and on my first day within the company I destroyed both of their toughest competitors and ruined their "epic" match that just became epic because I appeared, and what have they done? Join Forces against me... they thought of stopping being rivals and become friends again so they are able to deal with your Living Legend. Just a little proof of how worth I am... But XHF wants me to prove my worth, NPW too, You too... SO! June 26th the journey will really begin! I will earn myself a title shot of my choosing and REIGN NPW! As for you, just be thankful and feast your eyes with the one and only.. Your Living Legend... Zé... ZÉ... TABORDA!!
Taborda does his signature taunt with his arms spread wide open while he finishes saying his name.
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We can see Zézé Taborda on his Zézé Taborda Wrestling School locker room. Full of glasses so he can appreciate himself while he speaks.
Zézé Taborda: GOOD EVENING NPW FANS! BE GRACIOUS AND CONTEMPLATE THE GREATNESS OF "YOUR MACHO LATINO" "YOUR LIVING LEGEND" ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA!
Taborda spreads his arms out with his pretentious smile. Like there are any fans around here.
Zézé Taborda: I know you can't control your excitement while you see your living legend! While you see, the only reason why you paid a ticket to be at the next NPW show, finally you are making your 2.99$ worth more than 1 Million. June 26th you will be able to see all the action you deeply desire as your living legend wins a 10-man battle royal to get a title shot of his choosing! NPW-fans, Canadian Wrestling fans, Canadian womans!!! Grab your tickets now before NPW raises their prices as they realize the fountain of money that I am!
Zézé Taborda does money money signs and does a little sexy dance before continuing.
Zézé Taborda: Nobody will have an excuse to miss it! *discouraged voice* "my wife doesn't let me watch wrestling" OVER! She will want to come with you. She would even pay the double to see the Macho Latino! A real men! *discouraged voice* "This product isn't entertaining" OVER. The pure definition of entertainment is here. Check a dictionary, one that makes people smart and rich not the dumb one that you have! *{Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} voice* "Pay to watch a bunch of half-naked guys grabbing each other". OVER! Now you pay to watch an half-naked Living Legend and you have more attractive females in the crowd than in a strip club, too bad for you, they just want a piece of The Macho Latino. *thin voice* "My love, Since when do you like wrestling" Is the question that you will ask your wifes and they will answer... "Wrestling fills what you can't fill!"... Bottom line, Your Living Legend fills what you can't fill.
Taborda has some itch and scratches near his knee probably where is penis head is located.
Zézé Taborda: I know what you're thinking. You are probably shouting at your computer screen but you haven't pressed alt F4 you're getting addicted to it, you hate ME! BUT YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME BIGGER! Your Hate doesn't affect me! I will never affect me 'cause I didn't came to NPW because of you and I'm no hungry rookie searching for some respect or work. I have only one goal... TO BE THE X-CROWN HOLDER! To have that crown that fits perfectly in my head in my possession. So your Living Legend can be really MAJESTIC! AND WILL GIVE TO THE X-CROWN THE MAJESTIC HOLDER THAT IT DESERVES! I asked XHF for an opportunity! But XHF told me... You need to prove your worth... I laughed... Prove my worth... Seriously...
Taborda laughs sarcastically.
Zézé Taborda: PROVE MY WORTH?! That's no challenge for your living legend. A challenge would be... to be a LOSER! Which isn't possible anyway... The reason why I came to Northern Pro Wrestling, the home of real wrestling with real competitors, was to be the number one! And I will stop at nothing until I achieve my ultimate goal... THE XHF X-CROWN! I already shown you what I am able to do, I joined NPW and on my first day within the company I destroyed both of their toughest competitors and ruined their "epic" match that just became epic because I appeared, and what have they done? Join Forces against me... they thought of stopping being rivals and become friends again so they are able to deal with your Living Legend. Just a little proof of how worth I am... But XHF wants me to prove my worth, NPW too, You too... SO! June 26th the journey will really begin! I will earn myself a title shot of my choosing and REIGN NPW! As for you, just be thankful and feast your eyes with the one and only.. Your Living Legend... Zé... ZÉ... TABORDA!!
Taborda does his signature taunt with his arms spread wide open while he finishes saying his name.
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