Post by ViciousLothario on Jun 26, 2020 7:08:11 GMT -5
After the excruciating match, Taborda comes backstage and he is pissed off, really pissed off, not the joking, not the mocking Taborda, the pissed of Taborda. Susana Victorino the usual portuguese interviewer - who possibly loves Taborda - follows all of his actions in the wrestling world. She even has a portuguese site dedicated to Taborda and all his accomplishments.
Taborda is still sweating as Susana approaches him.
Susana: Zézé! Zézé! ... Please! Any words for your die hard fans?
Taborda notices Susan in the middle of some NPW post match-interviewers. He stops and start walking side to side, exhaling his breath, trying to calm down... before adressing Susana.
Taborda: Hello Susana! Any words?! NO!
Susana: Wow! Please ?!
Taborda pushes interviewers away and looks at the Susana's camera with anger on him.
Taborda: There are no words to describe what happened inside that ring! Only thing I can think of right now is that... I WAS SCREWED! THE PORTUGUESE GUY IS ALWAYS SCREWED!
Susana: It's the second battle royal type match that you lose despite of your amazing display. First the XHF Rumble now...
Taborda: Shh...
Taborda takes his index from his mouth to Susana mouth, palms Susana's microphone and takes it off of her hands. Takes a deep breath... But his anger is noticeable.
Taborda: I like you Susana! I really like you... But now you have to shut up and let your Living Legend speak! Like I was saying... I WAS SCREWED! SCREWED BY NPW MANAGEMENT, BY LEE SEVENS AND BY HENRY BRIAN DANIELSON OR WHATEVER IS THE NAME OF THAT FUCK*NG OPPORTUNISTIC WEASEL!!
We hear Susana in the background...
Susana: I think you are the best wrestler alive but it's the second time I hear you say that you're screwed.
Taborda almost loses his marbles and opens his eyes at Susana. Grabs the microphone tightly and strongly like he is about to punch someone charging up a deep breath. He starts to speak in a sarcastic voice and in a sarcastic manner.
Taborda: Susana, such a great interviewer who pays attention to all details...
SHUT UP!!!!
Taborda: YES I WAS SCREWED! *deep breath and back to sarcastic* I will explain! I was doing some friki friki, txaka txaka, waka waka, SEX! to a beautiful women after a night of hard party and it was 6 am... NPW Management calls me... "Hey Living Legend! We changed our event date to June 25th! We need you to wrestle tonight!" And I was like "Uhmmm... Sure.. Let me finish my business I will call you 'cause I can't wrestle tonight" as you might know friki friki makes your legs become weak. - Pro tip, Rocky Balboa - Then I called NPW management over and over again and got no answer. Came to the venue. Where's THE BOSS?! I found him giving tips to his messy warehouse students, probably saying, Target Taborda, prove you worth... And he tells me... "You have to wrestle tonight or I will disqualify you from the match. The event is set and I already paid to the staff!"...*back to angry* AND THAT'S!!! HOW!!! I!!! GOT!!! SCREWED!!! BY!!! NPW!!!! I HAD NO INTENTION OF WRESTLING TONIGHT BUT HAD TO WRESTLE TO GET THAT TITLE SHOT AND I WANTED THAT TITLE SHOT!!! I COULD REFUND THE MONEY AND HAVE A PROPER MATCH ON JUNE 26TH LIKE IT WAS SET ON STONE. BUT NO!! LET'S SCREW THE LIVING LEGEND ZÉZÉ TABORDA BECAUSE IT IS FUN AND GIVES US PRESTIGE!!!
Taborda is walking around like a maniac, interviewers already left the scene. I don't judge them. With so many saliva fluids flying out of Taborda's mouth in every direction and this pandemic, all the precaution is too little. Susana is still around she knows all about Taborda's fluids.. He comes back to being sarcastic.
Taborda: Then I went into the match. The match started. Everyone wants a piece of Taborda! Predictable! Taborda sends one guy flying out of the ring. Another guy flying out of the ring! Taborda thinks he is ok even with his legs handicapped. Taborda looks around. Taborda sees 3 fan love boys. A rookie wrestler who thinks he is a kickboxer. A brown-haired Canadian broom. A generic drunk bar brawler that looks like a matchstick. Taborda thinks, well, against all odds I might be out of this one. Taborda looks to his right. The brown-haired broom charges at him. Taborda thought this broom is really mad. Taborda asks him why is he so mad... if he wants Taborda to use him to clean the ring floor or if he needs his medication. He says I'M A STRAIGHT EDGE! AND Targets Taborda like a Maniac... Taborda retaliates...
Taborda comes back to his angry-self...
Taborda: AND THEN! SOMEONE FOUND MY WEAK SPOT! OF COURSE IT WAS THE DRUNK MATCHSTICK HEADED BAR BRAWLER! WHO LIFTED MY LEGS AND THE BROOM'S LEGS AND SENT US OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND THINKS TO HIMSELF! *Sarcastic Screams* YEAH! I'M SO GREAT! I TOOK THE LIVING LEGEND OUT OF THE RING WHILE HE WAS FIGHTING SOMEONE ELSE AND MY CAREER IS ENDING! YEAHH! PEOPLE WILL LOVE ME AND LOVE THIS! I GOT A TITLE SHOT BECAUSE I AM HENRY BRYAN DANIELSON I'M A... *angry* A BIG FUCK*NG EMBARASSMENT TO THE HUMAN RACE! TO THE WRESTLING INDUSTRY! IS WHAT YOU ARE! YOU ARE DESPICABLE! A MATCHSTICK HEADED COWARD! WHO CAN'T FIGHT LIKE A REAL MEN DESPITE OF TRYING TO BE ONE... *Deep breath* I was about to get back to him and teach him a lesson but THEN THE CANADIAN BROOM STILL CHARGES AT TABORDA! "I want a piece of the legendary Taborda"... PLEASE!!! Someone have sex with that broom or give him medication, I've done nothing to him...
Taborda puts his hands over his head and brings his bandana down to his neck with a lot of strength. He looks to the floor breathing heavily... Before staring at the camera with a very angry look...
BOTTOMLINE IS ....
I!! WAS!!! SCREWEEEEEEED!!!
Taborda face is completely red in anger. He decides to drop the mic and leaves in anger... Still screaming around as he goes away. Poor Susana picks up the microphone.
Susana: It seems like he was screwed to me. Always the portuguese people. I feel so bad for him. BUT Portuguese fans fear not. Taborda will comeback from this loss. We all know what he is capable of and I never saw him cheat or act weasely to get things done, maybe here in Canada is what people do... Taborda doesn't do that and that's why people envy him outside Portugal, people hate him because he bows to nobody and he is sure of what his skills are. For some... that's arrogance... The crowd always wants the circus experience, to be amused and flaterred and he doesn't do that - like wrestlers are their puppets because they bought a ticket. In all honesty, he is a good heavily tempered guy with high emotions and doesn't let that happen... Often, people see him as the bad guy. But... he will comeback, after all, He is the real "Cristiano Ronaldo of Wrestling". That's it for today. Follow us for more news about the mythic, one and only LIVING LEGEND... Zé... Zé... Taborda!
Susana is quite emotional but still smiling while the camera fades.
Taborda is still sweating as Susana approaches him.
Susana: Zézé! Zézé! ... Please! Any words for your die hard fans?
Taborda notices Susan in the middle of some NPW post match-interviewers. He stops and start walking side to side, exhaling his breath, trying to calm down... before adressing Susana.
Taborda: Hello Susana! Any words?! NO!
Susana: Wow! Please ?!
Taborda pushes interviewers away and looks at the Susana's camera with anger on him.
Taborda: There are no words to describe what happened inside that ring! Only thing I can think of right now is that... I WAS SCREWED! THE PORTUGUESE GUY IS ALWAYS SCREWED!
Susana: It's the second battle royal type match that you lose despite of your amazing display. First the XHF Rumble now...
Taborda: Shh...
Taborda takes his index from his mouth to Susana mouth, palms Susana's microphone and takes it off of her hands. Takes a deep breath... But his anger is noticeable.
Taborda: I like you Susana! I really like you... But now you have to shut up and let your Living Legend speak! Like I was saying... I WAS SCREWED! SCREWED BY NPW MANAGEMENT, BY LEE SEVENS AND BY HENRY BRIAN DANIELSON OR WHATEVER IS THE NAME OF THAT FUCK*NG OPPORTUNISTIC WEASEL!!
We hear Susana in the background...
Susana: I think you are the best wrestler alive but it's the second time I hear you say that you're screwed.
Taborda almost loses his marbles and opens his eyes at Susana. Grabs the microphone tightly and strongly like he is about to punch someone charging up a deep breath. He starts to speak in a sarcastic voice and in a sarcastic manner.
Taborda: Susana, such a great interviewer who pays attention to all details...
SHUT UP!!!!
Taborda: YES I WAS SCREWED! *deep breath and back to sarcastic* I will explain! I was doing some friki friki, txaka txaka, waka waka, SEX! to a beautiful women after a night of hard party and it was 6 am... NPW Management calls me... "Hey Living Legend! We changed our event date to June 25th! We need you to wrestle tonight!" And I was like "Uhmmm... Sure.. Let me finish my business I will call you 'cause I can't wrestle tonight" as you might know friki friki makes your legs become weak. - Pro tip, Rocky Balboa - Then I called NPW management over and over again and got no answer. Came to the venue. Where's THE BOSS?! I found him giving tips to his messy warehouse students, probably saying, Target Taborda, prove you worth... And he tells me... "You have to wrestle tonight or I will disqualify you from the match. The event is set and I already paid to the staff!"...*back to angry* AND THAT'S!!! HOW!!! I!!! GOT!!! SCREWED!!! BY!!! NPW!!!! I HAD NO INTENTION OF WRESTLING TONIGHT BUT HAD TO WRESTLE TO GET THAT TITLE SHOT AND I WANTED THAT TITLE SHOT!!! I COULD REFUND THE MONEY AND HAVE A PROPER MATCH ON JUNE 26TH LIKE IT WAS SET ON STONE. BUT NO!! LET'S SCREW THE LIVING LEGEND ZÉZÉ TABORDA BECAUSE IT IS FUN AND GIVES US PRESTIGE!!!
Taborda is walking around like a maniac, interviewers already left the scene. I don't judge them. With so many saliva fluids flying out of Taborda's mouth in every direction and this pandemic, all the precaution is too little. Susana is still around she knows all about Taborda's fluids.. He comes back to being sarcastic.
Taborda: Then I went into the match. The match started. Everyone wants a piece of Taborda! Predictable! Taborda sends one guy flying out of the ring. Another guy flying out of the ring! Taborda thinks he is ok even with his legs handicapped. Taborda looks around. Taborda sees 3 fan love boys. A rookie wrestler who thinks he is a kickboxer. A brown-haired Canadian broom. A generic drunk bar brawler that looks like a matchstick. Taborda thinks, well, against all odds I might be out of this one. Taborda looks to his right. The brown-haired broom charges at him. Taborda thought this broom is really mad. Taborda asks him why is he so mad... if he wants Taborda to use him to clean the ring floor or if he needs his medication. He says I'M A STRAIGHT EDGE! AND Targets Taborda like a Maniac... Taborda retaliates...
Taborda comes back to his angry-self...
Taborda: AND THEN! SOMEONE FOUND MY WEAK SPOT! OF COURSE IT WAS THE DRUNK MATCHSTICK HEADED BAR BRAWLER! WHO LIFTED MY LEGS AND THE BROOM'S LEGS AND SENT US OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND THINKS TO HIMSELF! *Sarcastic Screams* YEAH! I'M SO GREAT! I TOOK THE LIVING LEGEND OUT OF THE RING WHILE HE WAS FIGHTING SOMEONE ELSE AND MY CAREER IS ENDING! YEAHH! PEOPLE WILL LOVE ME AND LOVE THIS! I GOT A TITLE SHOT BECAUSE I AM HENRY BRYAN DANIELSON I'M A... *angry* A BIG FUCK*NG EMBARASSMENT TO THE HUMAN RACE! TO THE WRESTLING INDUSTRY! IS WHAT YOU ARE! YOU ARE DESPICABLE! A MATCHSTICK HEADED COWARD! WHO CAN'T FIGHT LIKE A REAL MEN DESPITE OF TRYING TO BE ONE... *Deep breath* I was about to get back to him and teach him a lesson but THEN THE CANADIAN BROOM STILL CHARGES AT TABORDA! "I want a piece of the legendary Taborda"... PLEASE!!! Someone have sex with that broom or give him medication, I've done nothing to him...
Taborda puts his hands over his head and brings his bandana down to his neck with a lot of strength. He looks to the floor breathing heavily... Before staring at the camera with a very angry look...
BOTTOMLINE IS ....
I!! WAS!!! SCREWEEEEEEED!!!
Taborda face is completely red in anger. He decides to drop the mic and leaves in anger... Still screaming around as he goes away. Poor Susana picks up the microphone.
Susana: It seems like he was screwed to me. Always the portuguese people. I feel so bad for him. BUT Portuguese fans fear not. Taborda will comeback from this loss. We all know what he is capable of and I never saw him cheat or act weasely to get things done, maybe here in Canada is what people do... Taborda doesn't do that and that's why people envy him outside Portugal, people hate him because he bows to nobody and he is sure of what his skills are. For some... that's arrogance... The crowd always wants the circus experience, to be amused and flaterred and he doesn't do that - like wrestlers are their puppets because they bought a ticket. In all honesty, he is a good heavily tempered guy with high emotions and doesn't let that happen... Often, people see him as the bad guy. But... he will comeback, after all, He is the real "Cristiano Ronaldo of Wrestling". That's it for today. Follow us for more news about the mythic, one and only LIVING LEGEND... Zé... Zé... Taborda!
Susana is quite emotional but still smiling while the camera fades.