Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jul 20, 2020 22:10:02 GMT -5
*We open up in New York City, the location of Wednesday’s MCCW Master Clash. We quickly cut from an overhead view of central park and to the sidewalk of a local pizzeria, Osteria Cotta. There is outside dining on the sidewalk due to still being in phase 3. There seated at a table are Mistress Discipline, and sitting across from her Death Trap. There is a live cameraman sitting with his back to the restaurant filming this, the third position of four at the table. The tables are six feet apart and the cameraman has a mask on. Mistress Discipline is just retracting an extendable 6 foot pointer to test the distance and nodding in approval before fixing her glasses. We see DT pick up a huge thin crust wood fired slice of pizza, fold it in half, and basically deep throat the thing. Discipline eyes him up unsure of whether to be impressed or disgusted. He notices her and swallows with a hearty gulp.*
"Uh … something wrong?"
"Was it your intention to finish that pizza before even starting the promo? Pace yourself."
"But … REAL New York style pizza! From New York!"
"Yes, we are in New York, thank you for confirming that."
*She pulls out a knife and fork and tries to cut into the slice. She seems to be struggling.*
"Look it’s hard to get good pizza outside New York and Connecticut. Especially in Seattle. Cauliflower doesn’t belong in the crust of a pizza. And pineapple should never grace its top."
*He raises his slice to his mouth before noticing the cameraman is gasping in stunned face.*
"Yes … this is the hill I will die on!"
*He bites off another huge bite … like a T-Rex devouring its prey*
"Oh …*she laughs once* Never challenge Chaos to a hot dog eating contest."
*She finally liberates a piece of pizza and puts it in her mouth. Her face is one of blissful satisfaction. She chews 20 times then swallows*
"Oh my, this place would be high upon my list if they gave us adequate cutlery!"
"Why don’t you just pick it up?"
"Because it is GREASY!"
*He blinks three times in shock before shrugging and taking off another piece of pizza, he’s down to crust at this point.*
"So anyway, I was checking out the newest stuff from the promo cycle and …"
"Wait, you are not supposed to call it that, it is not in good taste."
"… Saw Yuki talk too huh? Look I dunno what she was on but that’s what this is. It’s the cycle of show, card released, promotional tour to get people hyped and get them to watch, show. It’s a cycle … in which we are promoting our match to the public. It’s a promo cycle. I don’t understand what she was so put on about. She overreacts to everything."
*MD lowers her glasses and glares at him*
"I don’t think she’s the only one."
"Yes but I have no paper to scream at so let’s focus on one at a time."
*She purses her lips, that one went right over his head*
"Look I get that Yuki has this whole save the galaxy from aliens … or with aliens … or something schtick going on but she just doesn’t listen. It’s like her mind is somewhere else!"
"Like being stabbed for instance?"
"I mean sure, if that really happened. But she reacted SO poorly to me pointing out that to a normal viewer from the real world, that was VERY farfetched. A logical mind would never just believe that a person could time lord themselves. My reaction was the same as every other viewer who doesn’t wear aluminum foil hats."
"And to her, you were dismissing her very real trauma in a time in which she was very agitated and unsure of everything."
"You think she’s hysterical?"
*She facepalms*
"Are you going to tell her to calm down next?"
"I mean that would be … I feel like this is a trap …"
*She shifts in her seat*
"Does this pizza make my butt look big?"
"OH MY GOD I DIDN’T MEAN TO INSULT HER BUTT! I was presenting a hypothetical because she kept complaining her body was all new and unusual for her. I was trying to get across that she is just a little traumatized and her attitude is really not where it needs to be to win a match of this scope!"
"Was that thicc with two c’s?"
"Yes of course I … HEY STOP THAT!"
*He wolves down the rest of his pizza as she continues to struggle with the knife and fork.*
"Jusht pick ih uhk!"
"I shall not! And you do not talk with your mouth full. I have no intention to wear your lunch."
*He swallows and looks apologetic … like a scolded puppy*
"My bad, sorry."
"Thank you, now direct that to Yuki…"
"Uh uh. No sir. I will not apologize for her twisting my words to try and make me fit into her idea of what everyone in this match is. You heard her go off on everyone. To her she is the celebrated, favorite, champion of the fans. She thinks everyone else in this match is just some kind of scum bag or sleaze ball or whatever. She’s closed minded. She wants us, who have never seen this type of technology she is sporting, to believe everything she puts on the camera but she is the one who is refusing to see reality for what it is. She does these mental gymnastics to make every insult sexist or like some world ending cancel culture crime when most of it amounts to telling someone they suck at sports on the playground after watching them manage to fall on their ass missing the ball playing teeball."
"I see, speaking from personal experience are we?"
"You’re damn ri… you almost got me that time."
*She stifles a laugh and takes another piece of pizza to her mouth*
"Look she has to function as this holier than thou, people’s champion. She can’t conceive of her opponents not being molded in the same vein as Brad Swann and Subject #42. Monsters who need to be stopped for the good of everyone. But that’s not what this is. Sure Dylan is an unrepentant violent asshole, and Rob Arnold has the fluid morals you expect on the fire nation. But Ryan is just a jerk and Carlson is just cocky. And me? Well I’m also cocky … but for good reason … and the fans cheer me. The fans love me. They get their kicks watching me put on a show for them with every ounce of my being. There is a respect there that isn’t going to be stopped by some other fighter yelling out ‘BOO THAT MAN!’"
"They also probably enjoy looking at you."
"I mean that’s a given. Have you seen my sexy hat?"
*She nearly chokes and holds back a laugh*
"What if you were wearing just the hat?"
"I refuse to shave my head."
"I … no that … I … nevermind. So, you are not closed minded then?"
"No of course not. I mean I gave her the benefit of the doubt afterward. I acknowledged that my reaction, WHILE COMPLETELY REASONABLE, would certainly seem insulting if that had actually happened to her. But then she compared complete seamless instant regeneration into an entirely new person the equivalent of … being LGBTQ+ … and that’s just … not how this works! There is a difference between preferring sexual partners with the same equipment as you, or both, or whatever … and TRANSMOGRIFYING YOUR ENTIRE SELF INTO SOME NEW BODY AND CLAIMING TO STILL BE YOU … IN TEN SECONDS FLAT!"
"Perhaps you should stop with the shouting we are getting weird looks and I do not want anyone penetrating this six foot bubble of safety we have to shut your loud trap."
*He sits back down*
"Yeah no I get that, that’s completely fair, totally … it’s just there is a huge difference between … ‘Hey some people are homosexual …’ and ‘hey I just remade my entire body into a new one thanks to aliens.’ You can see why one is harder to believe. And who actually believes the moon landing was faked anymore? Also is there a Challenger conspiracy? I haven’t heard that one before, is that an actual thing?"
"I am sure there is some rule of the internet that dictates that somewhere there is some group of people who absolutely believe the Challenger never exploded … just as I am sure there are people who believe Death Trap isn’t a dominating presence capable of pinning any man to the mat."
*The camera man chuckles. DT looks at him in confusion while MD gives him THE LOOK. He shuts up.*
"Whether it’s actually true or not, and I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. Since doubt is basically the story of her whole last three weeks … the fact is it’s all hype. She manages to simultaneously try to make herself look good while then turning around and telling everyone how fragile and afraid she is. I mean it might just be to get people to SAY she is afraid so she can then tell Rob Arnold and myself that she isn’t but let’s be real here for a minute. She was a World Champ coming into this, she had one of the bigger upsets of the night taking out an X*Crown champ in Steve Awesome. And yet everything, EVERYTHING that’s happened since Overheated has been all about who stabbed Yuki?"
"She wants to know who tried to kill her, you can understand that. If you were stabbed you would want to know who did it as well."
"Yes … I would. I would get the police to investigate, maybe hire a detective, get my statement on paper and get everyone’s alibis from that moment. I wouldn’t keep centering all my pieces to camera on it. It makes it look like an orchestrated staged event meant to hype everything up! It makes it LOOK fake! So she puts on a show and makes it so we all have no choice but to either ignore her completely and look like an idiot or call her out on it and get the treatment I have gotten. It’s a ruse to make us all look bad. She wants the people to follow her alone. It’s ALMOST brilliant. Problem is it’s only effective in short spurts, you keep it going too long and it falls apart."
"Or the answer is unsatisfying and unrelated to anything happening in this event. I think she said it was Brad Swann who did it. Seems like a logical theory based on what we know about Swann … makes me wish Chaos were here with her airhorn."
"Speaking of Swann she lost her title back to him. So much for being underhyped. Then again maybe I shouldn’t talk. I have a similar situation coming up here in New York. I think Aleister is high. He put his star attraction, who is defending a title he WANTS me to keep in four days after the event, in a barbed wire death match. Electrified barbed wire ropes and explosive barrels outside. I could die. I might go into NOC as an extra crispy rotisserie DT."
"Oh that is silly, nobody would call you chicken!"
*She laughs and finishes her last bite of pizza with her knife and fork. They signal the waiter and order some ice cream for dessert.*
"It is interesting that she decided to call into question your victory over Caffrey as an example of what else could be fake. I understand she is worked up and trying to paint you as a villain for doubting her but that seems an odd call out since you have a title and are in this match."
"I stopped expecting rationality from her when she regenerated on camera. She went hard on that one too. Asking if I paid people off. As if anyone would be willing to do the job for me … if anything I’m the guy that gets buried … under … no no I have this under control."
*They receive their ice cream and DT begins to talk while Mistress begins to eat her cone.*
"It’s this whole thing with her, hammering to everyone who will listen that everyone else is fake. Or old. Notice how the ‘overhyped’ people were the same three people everyone keeps calling old, over the hill, etc. What’s old is calling us old. I am the best wrestler in the world right now. Talk about the year Brad Swann is having all you want but I am the reigning MCCW Champ and X*Crown champ. I am the real main … a … trac…"
*He trails off as he watches Discipline lick around the ice cream cone to stop drips. She notices this and turns her back to him and the camera. His ice cream meanwhile drips onto his hands and shirt.*
"Anyhow the real ‘heroes’ may not wear capes but in this time they certainly wear masks. Yuki let me direct this right to you. You seem to be obsessed with what is real and what is fake. You question anyone who presents an alternate view of your world. DT must be fake because he didn’t immediately 100% believe something he saw on a wrestling promo on TV! DT must be fake because he sees me telling everyone I save the world and called me a super hero but I NEVER SAID THAT WORD!’ I mean you may not have a cape and mask but you claim to be an intergalactic patroller saving the world. To any nerd that sounds an AWFUL lot like green lantern."
*MD spits her ice cream in a spit take*
"You? A nerd? I do not believe it! … *she looks at his shirt* Oh no you got ice cream on you, you should remove that garment so you do not ruin it further."
*He shrugs and takes off his shirt.*
"See? Do you not feel much better now?"
"Uh … sure?"
"Well I feel better."
"Um okay MD. Why don’t you bring Chaos on the laptop so we can chat once we’re done here? We need to know where she’s meeting us, and when, here or Mexico."
"Very well, it seems the race was a big hit. I am intrigued by the possibilities of some of these cars. They are running a drag race in Mexico."
"Chaos knows RuPaul?"
*MD just sighs into her hand and puts her mask on now that she is done with her food. DT follows suit as he finishes and MD begins playing with the laptop while DT turns back to the camera guy.*
"Anyway she went on this rant about how I’m fake and not a good guy. Again trying to make sure she gets to play the avenging hero. It’s common stuff really. She’s just upset that she doesn’t get a monopoly of the fan support. Rob, Dylan, Ryan, Rat … they’re all unrepentant assholes that the crowd jeers all the time. And Carlson is an unknown with a cocky attitude who will likely receive mixed support. Yuki gets to march in and be the savior again. Except for one thing. DT. The Main Attraction. The guy who does everything for the fans, for the love of the sport, for the entertainment of everyone in attendance. She can’t hope to outdraw me in support. So she has to try and blight me and my reputation. She’s not the first to try. I just have to laugh that she thinks the real me was one remark taken out of context. She wants the pre-MCCW DT back. She thinks that was an act too."
*She has set the computer screen facing the camera in the fourth spot of the table.*
"She … cast aspersions on a person who had actual brain damage and trauma? She actually made fun of a mentally handicapped person? What a hypocrite!"
"She doesn’t think I’m cute either."
"BLASPHEMY … ahem … I mean … well that is just HER opinion."
"Yuki you want the real me? You’ve been getting the real me week in and week out in MCCW. When you mature and have to deal with a life altering condition and you get to come back from that, you don’t mess around. Besides there’s no point in hiding who I am. I know I’m a cocky guy. I know that I am not the MOST self-aware guy around. But I know what I stand for. And you don’t get to define me by putting me in a box after one sentence. I’ve built my Network life around giving to the community. How many of my paychecks have been donated because I saved and invested my old XHF paychecks? How many kids have I met for Make a Wish and DIDN’T broadcast to show how lovable I am now … Caffrey … But here’s the kicker and it’s one ol’ Caff even brought up. I don’t get paid to be nice in the ring. In the ring, I am exactly as ruthless as you think. And I will do what it takes to win. But I won’t be stealing your moves. After all why toy with rubbish when you have perfection in your arsenal."
"Also you aren’t that limber."
"You don’t know that!"
"I’d like to find out!"
"Find out what?"
*The voice has come on and we hear Chaos has connected. She unfortunately doesn’t know it’s a video call and is eating a Kosher Beef Hot Dog in a bun. She had it fully in her mouth when she sees it’s a video call and freaks out spitting it all over the screen*
"What the hell do you think you’re doing DT I’m having lunch!!!"
*DT’s eyes have gone wide as he looks at MD who is laughing uncontrollably.*
"Turn off that blasted camera or y’all are in for a world of hurt when I see y’all!"
*Fade out*
"Uh … something wrong?"
"Was it your intention to finish that pizza before even starting the promo? Pace yourself."
"But … REAL New York style pizza! From New York!"
"Yes, we are in New York, thank you for confirming that."
*She pulls out a knife and fork and tries to cut into the slice. She seems to be struggling.*
"Look it’s hard to get good pizza outside New York and Connecticut. Especially in Seattle. Cauliflower doesn’t belong in the crust of a pizza. And pineapple should never grace its top."
*He raises his slice to his mouth before noticing the cameraman is gasping in stunned face.*
"Yes … this is the hill I will die on!"
*He bites off another huge bite … like a T-Rex devouring its prey*
"Oh …*she laughs once* Never challenge Chaos to a hot dog eating contest."
*She finally liberates a piece of pizza and puts it in her mouth. Her face is one of blissful satisfaction. She chews 20 times then swallows*
"Oh my, this place would be high upon my list if they gave us adequate cutlery!"
"Why don’t you just pick it up?"
"Because it is GREASY!"
*He blinks three times in shock before shrugging and taking off another piece of pizza, he’s down to crust at this point.*
"So anyway, I was checking out the newest stuff from the promo cycle and …"
"Wait, you are not supposed to call it that, it is not in good taste."
"… Saw Yuki talk too huh? Look I dunno what she was on but that’s what this is. It’s the cycle of show, card released, promotional tour to get people hyped and get them to watch, show. It’s a cycle … in which we are promoting our match to the public. It’s a promo cycle. I don’t understand what she was so put on about. She overreacts to everything."
*MD lowers her glasses and glares at him*
"I don’t think she’s the only one."
"Yes but I have no paper to scream at so let’s focus on one at a time."
*She purses her lips, that one went right over his head*
"Look I get that Yuki has this whole save the galaxy from aliens … or with aliens … or something schtick going on but she just doesn’t listen. It’s like her mind is somewhere else!"
"Like being stabbed for instance?"
"I mean sure, if that really happened. But she reacted SO poorly to me pointing out that to a normal viewer from the real world, that was VERY farfetched. A logical mind would never just believe that a person could time lord themselves. My reaction was the same as every other viewer who doesn’t wear aluminum foil hats."
"And to her, you were dismissing her very real trauma in a time in which she was very agitated and unsure of everything."
"You think she’s hysterical?"
*She facepalms*
"Are you going to tell her to calm down next?"
"I mean that would be … I feel like this is a trap …"
*She shifts in her seat*
"Does this pizza make my butt look big?"
"OH MY GOD I DIDN’T MEAN TO INSULT HER BUTT! I was presenting a hypothetical because she kept complaining her body was all new and unusual for her. I was trying to get across that she is just a little traumatized and her attitude is really not where it needs to be to win a match of this scope!"
"Was that thicc with two c’s?"
"Yes of course I … HEY STOP THAT!"
*He wolves down the rest of his pizza as she continues to struggle with the knife and fork.*
"Jusht pick ih uhk!"
"I shall not! And you do not talk with your mouth full. I have no intention to wear your lunch."
*He swallows and looks apologetic … like a scolded puppy*
"My bad, sorry."
"Thank you, now direct that to Yuki…"
"Uh uh. No sir. I will not apologize for her twisting my words to try and make me fit into her idea of what everyone in this match is. You heard her go off on everyone. To her she is the celebrated, favorite, champion of the fans. She thinks everyone else in this match is just some kind of scum bag or sleaze ball or whatever. She’s closed minded. She wants us, who have never seen this type of technology she is sporting, to believe everything she puts on the camera but she is the one who is refusing to see reality for what it is. She does these mental gymnastics to make every insult sexist or like some world ending cancel culture crime when most of it amounts to telling someone they suck at sports on the playground after watching them manage to fall on their ass missing the ball playing teeball."
"I see, speaking from personal experience are we?"
"You’re damn ri… you almost got me that time."
*She stifles a laugh and takes another piece of pizza to her mouth*
"Look she has to function as this holier than thou, people’s champion. She can’t conceive of her opponents not being molded in the same vein as Brad Swann and Subject #42. Monsters who need to be stopped for the good of everyone. But that’s not what this is. Sure Dylan is an unrepentant violent asshole, and Rob Arnold has the fluid morals you expect on the fire nation. But Ryan is just a jerk and Carlson is just cocky. And me? Well I’m also cocky … but for good reason … and the fans cheer me. The fans love me. They get their kicks watching me put on a show for them with every ounce of my being. There is a respect there that isn’t going to be stopped by some other fighter yelling out ‘BOO THAT MAN!’"
"They also probably enjoy looking at you."
"I mean that’s a given. Have you seen my sexy hat?"
*She nearly chokes and holds back a laugh*
"What if you were wearing just the hat?"
"I refuse to shave my head."
"I … no that … I … nevermind. So, you are not closed minded then?"
"No of course not. I mean I gave her the benefit of the doubt afterward. I acknowledged that my reaction, WHILE COMPLETELY REASONABLE, would certainly seem insulting if that had actually happened to her. But then she compared complete seamless instant regeneration into an entirely new person the equivalent of … being LGBTQ+ … and that’s just … not how this works! There is a difference between preferring sexual partners with the same equipment as you, or both, or whatever … and TRANSMOGRIFYING YOUR ENTIRE SELF INTO SOME NEW BODY AND CLAIMING TO STILL BE YOU … IN TEN SECONDS FLAT!"
"Perhaps you should stop with the shouting we are getting weird looks and I do not want anyone penetrating this six foot bubble of safety we have to shut your loud trap."
*He sits back down*
"Yeah no I get that, that’s completely fair, totally … it’s just there is a huge difference between … ‘Hey some people are homosexual …’ and ‘hey I just remade my entire body into a new one thanks to aliens.’ You can see why one is harder to believe. And who actually believes the moon landing was faked anymore? Also is there a Challenger conspiracy? I haven’t heard that one before, is that an actual thing?"
"I am sure there is some rule of the internet that dictates that somewhere there is some group of people who absolutely believe the Challenger never exploded … just as I am sure there are people who believe Death Trap isn’t a dominating presence capable of pinning any man to the mat."
*The camera man chuckles. DT looks at him in confusion while MD gives him THE LOOK. He shuts up.*
"Whether it’s actually true or not, and I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. Since doubt is basically the story of her whole last three weeks … the fact is it’s all hype. She manages to simultaneously try to make herself look good while then turning around and telling everyone how fragile and afraid she is. I mean it might just be to get people to SAY she is afraid so she can then tell Rob Arnold and myself that she isn’t but let’s be real here for a minute. She was a World Champ coming into this, she had one of the bigger upsets of the night taking out an X*Crown champ in Steve Awesome. And yet everything, EVERYTHING that’s happened since Overheated has been all about who stabbed Yuki?"
"She wants to know who tried to kill her, you can understand that. If you were stabbed you would want to know who did it as well."
"Yes … I would. I would get the police to investigate, maybe hire a detective, get my statement on paper and get everyone’s alibis from that moment. I wouldn’t keep centering all my pieces to camera on it. It makes it look like an orchestrated staged event meant to hype everything up! It makes it LOOK fake! So she puts on a show and makes it so we all have no choice but to either ignore her completely and look like an idiot or call her out on it and get the treatment I have gotten. It’s a ruse to make us all look bad. She wants the people to follow her alone. It’s ALMOST brilliant. Problem is it’s only effective in short spurts, you keep it going too long and it falls apart."
"Or the answer is unsatisfying and unrelated to anything happening in this event. I think she said it was Brad Swann who did it. Seems like a logical theory based on what we know about Swann … makes me wish Chaos were here with her airhorn."
"Speaking of Swann she lost her title back to him. So much for being underhyped. Then again maybe I shouldn’t talk. I have a similar situation coming up here in New York. I think Aleister is high. He put his star attraction, who is defending a title he WANTS me to keep in four days after the event, in a barbed wire death match. Electrified barbed wire ropes and explosive barrels outside. I could die. I might go into NOC as an extra crispy rotisserie DT."
"Oh that is silly, nobody would call you chicken!"
*She laughs and finishes her last bite of pizza with her knife and fork. They signal the waiter and order some ice cream for dessert.*
"It is interesting that she decided to call into question your victory over Caffrey as an example of what else could be fake. I understand she is worked up and trying to paint you as a villain for doubting her but that seems an odd call out since you have a title and are in this match."
"I stopped expecting rationality from her when she regenerated on camera. She went hard on that one too. Asking if I paid people off. As if anyone would be willing to do the job for me … if anything I’m the guy that gets buried … under … no no I have this under control."
*They receive their ice cream and DT begins to talk while Mistress begins to eat her cone.*
"It’s this whole thing with her, hammering to everyone who will listen that everyone else is fake. Or old. Notice how the ‘overhyped’ people were the same three people everyone keeps calling old, over the hill, etc. What’s old is calling us old. I am the best wrestler in the world right now. Talk about the year Brad Swann is having all you want but I am the reigning MCCW Champ and X*Crown champ. I am the real main … a … trac…"
*He trails off as he watches Discipline lick around the ice cream cone to stop drips. She notices this and turns her back to him and the camera. His ice cream meanwhile drips onto his hands and shirt.*
"Anyhow the real ‘heroes’ may not wear capes but in this time they certainly wear masks. Yuki let me direct this right to you. You seem to be obsessed with what is real and what is fake. You question anyone who presents an alternate view of your world. DT must be fake because he didn’t immediately 100% believe something he saw on a wrestling promo on TV! DT must be fake because he sees me telling everyone I save the world and called me a super hero but I NEVER SAID THAT WORD!’ I mean you may not have a cape and mask but you claim to be an intergalactic patroller saving the world. To any nerd that sounds an AWFUL lot like green lantern."
*MD spits her ice cream in a spit take*
"You? A nerd? I do not believe it! … *she looks at his shirt* Oh no you got ice cream on you, you should remove that garment so you do not ruin it further."
*He shrugs and takes off his shirt.*
"See? Do you not feel much better now?"
"Uh … sure?"
"Well I feel better."
"Um okay MD. Why don’t you bring Chaos on the laptop so we can chat once we’re done here? We need to know where she’s meeting us, and when, here or Mexico."
"Very well, it seems the race was a big hit. I am intrigued by the possibilities of some of these cars. They are running a drag race in Mexico."
"Chaos knows RuPaul?"
*MD just sighs into her hand and puts her mask on now that she is done with her food. DT follows suit as he finishes and MD begins playing with the laptop while DT turns back to the camera guy.*
"Anyway she went on this rant about how I’m fake and not a good guy. Again trying to make sure she gets to play the avenging hero. It’s common stuff really. She’s just upset that she doesn’t get a monopoly of the fan support. Rob, Dylan, Ryan, Rat … they’re all unrepentant assholes that the crowd jeers all the time. And Carlson is an unknown with a cocky attitude who will likely receive mixed support. Yuki gets to march in and be the savior again. Except for one thing. DT. The Main Attraction. The guy who does everything for the fans, for the love of the sport, for the entertainment of everyone in attendance. She can’t hope to outdraw me in support. So she has to try and blight me and my reputation. She’s not the first to try. I just have to laugh that she thinks the real me was one remark taken out of context. She wants the pre-MCCW DT back. She thinks that was an act too."
*She has set the computer screen facing the camera in the fourth spot of the table.*
"She … cast aspersions on a person who had actual brain damage and trauma? She actually made fun of a mentally handicapped person? What a hypocrite!"
"She doesn’t think I’m cute either."
"BLASPHEMY … ahem … I mean … well that is just HER opinion."
"Yuki you want the real me? You’ve been getting the real me week in and week out in MCCW. When you mature and have to deal with a life altering condition and you get to come back from that, you don’t mess around. Besides there’s no point in hiding who I am. I know I’m a cocky guy. I know that I am not the MOST self-aware guy around. But I know what I stand for. And you don’t get to define me by putting me in a box after one sentence. I’ve built my Network life around giving to the community. How many of my paychecks have been donated because I saved and invested my old XHF paychecks? How many kids have I met for Make a Wish and DIDN’T broadcast to show how lovable I am now … Caffrey … But here’s the kicker and it’s one ol’ Caff even brought up. I don’t get paid to be nice in the ring. In the ring, I am exactly as ruthless as you think. And I will do what it takes to win. But I won’t be stealing your moves. After all why toy with rubbish when you have perfection in your arsenal."
"Also you aren’t that limber."
"You don’t know that!"
"I’d like to find out!"
"Find out what?"
*The voice has come on and we hear Chaos has connected. She unfortunately doesn’t know it’s a video call and is eating a Kosher Beef Hot Dog in a bun. She had it fully in her mouth when she sees it’s a video call and freaks out spitting it all over the screen*
"What the hell do you think you’re doing DT I’m having lunch!!!"
*DT’s eyes have gone wide as he looks at MD who is laughing uncontrollably.*
"Turn off that blasted camera or y’all are in for a world of hurt when I see y’all!"
*Fade out*
