Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 27, 2009 8:50:20 GMT -5
Ruthless & Reckless '09
(Live In Primetime, Presented by the XHF's brand new "Awesome Sauce" now available in stores everywhere, on Pay-Per-View from War Memorial Stadium in Wailuku, Hawaii!)
(Live In Primetime, Presented by the XHF's brand new "Awesome Sauce" now available in stores everywhere, on Pay-Per-View from War Memorial Stadium in Wailuku, Hawaii!)
*Before Ruthless & Reckless has even gotten to it’s introductory video, we suddenly go directly to an opening shot of the outside parking lot where we see the familiar scene of SUVs and a limousine. It comes to a stop right in front of the door and rather than the driver getting out this time, the door opens from the inside…the first person to step out of the limousine is the Executive Director, Mikkel Seifer, wearing an entirely white suit and putting his matching white cowboy hat on as soon as he’s outside of the limousine. A smile on his face as he turns slightly back to the limousine, not closing the door implying that there’s someone else. The viewers aren’t disappointed.
Former nCw star; the first-ever three-time X-Division Champion steps out from the limousine dressed more casually than the Executive Director, as they shake hands and start to share a few words while one of the security guards closes the door to the limousine and the vehicles all begin to drive away to their parking spaces while the security force surrounds both Mikkel Seifer and Angel while they go into the actual building. The scene fades, as we finally go to the introductory video for Ruthless & Reckless....*
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*And now, following a lengthy intro video/montage for the event featuring various recent highlights of XHF's three current champions ranging from Chaotic Champ Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith, to No Mercy Champ Sexy Jason, and finally to reigning X*Crown holder Steve Awesome, we at long last open up live to the night's frenzied, sold out outdoors stadium crowd of 23,000 screaming XHF fans in exotic Wailuku with the Ruthless and Reckless event banner being displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the official show theme of "Break" by Three Days Grace playing swiftly across the building's PA System. We then zoom in even further on ringside moments later and the background music dies down completely as our usual commentators Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler soon cut in. Meanwhile the much anticipated in-ring action is ready to begin on this year's debut edition of the R&R broadcast as all those involved with the opening contest have previously made their entrances just before we came on the air and we're ready to get this huge Battle Royal showdown underway....*
Cole: Welcome to the first ever Ruthless and Reckless event everyone, and as usual we're starting tonight off with a bang as first up is scheduled to be an 8 man over the top battle royal!
King: Winner is the number one contender to Deathtrain's title.
Cole: You mean Crazy Boy's.
King: Sorry...
Cole: No problem.
King: I forgot you can't see the obvious future.... Deathtrain becomes champion later. Pyro will likely go on to face him.
Cole: *Rolls eyes* Riiiight....
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Battle Royal
(Over the top rope elimination matchup to determine the next number one contender for the XHF Chaotic Championship; Winner to receive exclusive title shot at next month's upcoming Supremacy PPV event on Sunday, October 25th.)
Arik Kaige vs. CK Owens vs. Decoy vs. Randy Angel vs. Mr. Mysterio vs. Pyro vs. Aksel Anarchy vs. Jayson Matthews
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Battle Royal
(Over the top rope elimination matchup to determine the next number one contender for the XHF Chaotic Championship; Winner to receive exclusive title shot at next month's upcoming Supremacy PPV event on Sunday, October 25th.)
Arik Kaige vs. CK Owens vs. Decoy vs. Randy Angel vs. Mr. Mysterio vs. Pyro vs. Aksel Anarchy vs. Jayson Matthews
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All eight men stand in the ring. The bell rings and pyro gets in the middle of the ring and shouts stop. He puts his hand down his pants, takes his time down there, and then goes to shake the hand of Kaige. He looks at him... then punches him straight in the nose. Pyro stunned walks to Anarchy, puts out his hand and gets kicked in the midsection. Pyro holds his chest.... walks over to Mysterio and receives an eye poke. Pyro can't see, walks across the ring and at decoy. Decoy super kicks him and pyro flies over the top rope. As he lands on the floor, he lands one foot on the steel steps. Then hops around... thus saving himself from elimination. All hell breaks loose inside. Owens jumps at kaige and starts beating him down with kicks and punches. He knocks him down in the corner. He turns around to get his neck grasped by Mysterio. As he picks him up to chokeslam. Angel walks away from anarchy and goes Mysterio. Kicking him in the back of the knee. Owens and Angel take Mysterio down to his knees. They both run off the ropes. Decoy quits beating down on Kaige and slaps owens in the jaw with a superkick. At the same time matthews catches randy angel with the RibKracker.
Cole: Amazing action so far.
King: Look Pyro is still alive.
Cole: Cheating old fool.
Jayson makes a mistake and turns his back on Decoy. He dumps him over the top rope. Jayson skins the cat though, as decoy comes back over he hooks his head and tries to take him over with a hurricaranna. For whatever reason anarchy stops this and pulls decoy back in. Then he knees jayson who is still on the apron. He holds on and returns with an elbow. Jayson grabs him and attempts to suplex him to the outside. They struggle... meanwhile randy is back on his feet. He comes running at them both. Trips... and goes right over the top rope. Landing with a loud thud on the floor below.
Eliminated: Randy Angel.
King: It's ok Randy... The bottle will bring you salvation and pleasure.
Cole: He doesn't look too happy.
Randy Angel is furious. As he sees pyro standing before him. He chases him. Drunken slow staggering running against old man speed hopping on one leg. He stays ahead. Jayson uses this time to get back in the ring, as Mysterio has grabbed anarchy and tosses him against the ropes. He hits a huge powerslam on anarchy. As CK Owens and Kaige are fighting in a corner. Owens clotheslines him against the turnbuckle twice. Steps away, and Kaige comes out with some fury. He gets a back body drop from owens though. He lands on his feet, runs behind owens and grabs his neck for a reverse ddt. Owens does a standing switch, as he's now in a ddt position. Owens grabs his legs and lifts him up, busting a nut on kaige with an atomic drop. Kaige leans against the ropes. Owens comes in with a clothesline but kaige ducks, owens nearly tips over the top rope. He stops short, gets his balance. Kaige comes from behing grabs him, Owen low blows him. Pyro is hopping by again, Owens tosses kaige over with a hiptoss. Taking out Pyro as he eliminated Arik Kaige.
Eliminated: Pyro & Arik Kaige.
Cole: There goes that old crazy man. Cheaters don't win.
King: Running into senior citizens. Could he have fell around him?
Pyro gets up mad, randy walks over to him. Pyro snaps and goes for the testicles. Randy is quick, grabs his bottle and smacks him in the head. Smashing it to pieces. Mysterio and Anarchy start beating down on Owens. As jayson finds himself troubled by decoy still. Jayson has decoy on the ropes, ready to dump him over but decoy goes for the eyes to escape. Jayson staggers away from the corner, turns around and gets kicked. Decoy is going for the impaler but as he's about to drop him. He gets pushed off. Right into the arms of Mysterio. He grabs him by the neck. Decoy stomps on his foot. Turns around and jayson comes in with the jayson matthews experience. He ducks and connects Mysterio straight in the head. Mysterio doesn't fall, as anarchy takes his foot off the neck of owens. He whips Mysterio into the ropes, he doesn't budge. Mysterio pulls him back and hits The Curse. Slamming anarchy straight to hell with it. Mysterio is pumped but Owens holding his neck launches himself into Mysterio with a spear. He hurts him but he doesn't go down. He runs off the ropes again and hits another spear. Again... hits him but Mysterio stares in pain.
Cole: Owens should save himself for the other men. He's taking too much out of himself.
King: After he takes out him though... Everyone will fear him and just jump over the top rope.
Cole: Doubtful.
Owens this time runs off and dives with a crossbody. Mysterio catches him. Jayson Matthews is on the top rope, he leaps off the top with a Shooting Star Press and nails them both with his knees. Taking them down and landing across their chests. Jayson full of himself, turns around to Anarchy. He takes him and throws him over the top rope. Jayson stays on the apron again, throws a kick to the head as anarchy gets close. He grabs his head and slams it into the turnbuckle from the outside. Decoy walks over, again using the superkick. He kicks jayson in the back of the head, he goes straight into the ring post and hits the floor.
Eliminated: Jayson Matthews.
Cole: Another bites the dust.
King: I think he bit more than dust. He ate the entire ring post.
Owens sees this as an opportunity. He's hurting but he attacks Decoy from behind by taking out his knee. Then begins stomping on his back. Owens smiles but that's short lived as anarchy grabs him into a dvd position. Mysterio gets up and walks over to them. He grabs Anarchy, putting him in a bearhug. While he's still hodling Owens in a death valley driver. Mysterio squeezes him.... ripping the life from his body. Owens jabs Mysterio in the eyes, he releases it but then Anarchy dumps owens on his head with the Death Valley Driver. Mysterio boots anarchy in the face. He picks up owens and tosses him to his elimination.
Eliminated: CK Owens.
King: Figures... a man the size of Mysterio would hop on a crippled CK Owens.
Cole: Gouging his eyes wasn't trying to cripple him?
King: He's got a mask, he needs to stop being a baby.
Decoy, Anarchy, and Mysterio remain in this match. They all look at each other, knowing a title shot is in their futures. Decoy and Anarchy look at each other. They look at Mysterio and then jump at him. He fights them off, pushing them off to the sides. The force almost sends them to their eliminations but they stay ground. They try again, Anarchy comes in first but then decoy kicks out the knee. They send the monster to his knees. Anarchy runs off the ropes and kicks him. Decoy runs off the ropes and dropkicks him in the face. Decoy gets up and Anarchy attacks him. He kicks him in the midsection and as he's about to hit the dominator. He slides off his back. Decoy grabs his arms and twists him around.... as he's about to hit the impaler. He gets shoved off, Mysterio is up at this time. He grabs decoy and lifts him up over his head. He wants to dump him out but Anarchy decides otherwise. He rams his head into the chest of mysterio but he doesn't drop decoy. Anarchy comes off the ropes and spears his head into the chest again. Decoy is dropped and he crawls to a corner. Anarchy and Mysterio now go at it. As Anarchy grabs him and headbutts him. Mysterio falls a few steps back and then comes back with a boot. Connects him right in the face. Anarchy slaps him in the face then hits a standing clothesline at the same time Mysterio does. They stun each other, anarchy steps back more and nearly topples over the top rope. Mysterio grabs his face and burns his face across the ropes.
Cole: There may not be much face left after this match.
King: No one will miss it....
Decoy gets back up, runs to mysterio and tries to dump him over. Anarchy aswell gets his sight back and helps. They get mysterio over but he sits on the apron. Anarchy takes advantage of his help and hits him with a headbutt. Knocking him back and down to the mat. Mysterio grabs Anarchy and brings him to the apron. They fight out there, as Mysterio rams his head into the ringpost. Anarchy dazed but doesn't fall. Mysterio comes back, presses his head against the post and then winds up a punch. Anarchy puts his head down but holds the post. He connects directly with the steel. Mysterio screams, as he may have just shattered his hand. He turns back, looks at him. Anarchy goes in for a headbutt but instead decides to bite at his one exposes eye. Mysterio is busted open and Anarchy has his blood in his mouth. Mysterio throws his knee into his testicles to get him off. Mysterio feeling his blood... seeing his blood... He grabs Anarchy's ear and starts yanking on it. Trying to pull it off his head. Anarchy screams in pain... Decoy gets up and is looking for his opening. Anarchy lifts Mysterio onto his shoulder with amazing strength. No place to go but down.... he falls off the apron with Mysterio on his shoulders. Dumping him to the floor and on his back with a death valley driver. Anarchy hits the steel stairs with the back of his head. Both end up being eliminated. Decoy looks on in jubilation and drops to his knees in victory!
Eliminated: Anarchy & Mr. Mysterio.
Overall Winner & Advancing to face Deathtrain OR Tyrone Smith at Supremacy '09: Decoy!
Cole: They just cost each other the match.
King: I truly think they cared more about hurting each other than a title shot.
Cole: If so, mission accomplished. Decoy wins by default and now earns himself a shot at the Chaotic Championship coming up exactly four weeks from tonight on Sunday, October 25th.
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker off and on and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, we continue the event as a combination of loud guitar riffs and the following words slowly begin to echo and scroll across the massive Xtreme-Tron screen above...
"Days were so cold,
Nights spent alone,
Searching for that something,
That I've never known,
Held captive by the pain,
Caught up in all the shame,
My heart just won't stop playin' these head games,
Its like a terminal disease,
And now I've found a remedy..."
*With this, the hellraising chorus of "Fire On The Inside" by Pillar kicks in over the PA as none other than Matt Hicks himself then emerges from behind the curtain with wife Jennifer Dream by his side! Moments later this infamous duo proceeds to make their way on down the rampway to an overwhelming sea of crowd jeers, and soon amidst this the former multiple-time XHF title holder in Hicks makes his way up the ring steps, leaving his lovely wife to continue cheering him on from down below. Once inside the ring Matt goes to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off some raising a set of fiercely clenched fists to this entire sellout, roaring crowd of Xtreme Hardcore Federation fans joining us here tonight. Afterwards Hicks begins to bounce back and forth off the ropes flexing a bit, eagerly awaiting the emergence of his opposition at this point...*
Cole: Matt Hicks is finally getting into the ring again, and he’s aiming to prove that he still has it.
King: With Jennifer Dream at his side, I wouldn’t be surprised if he defeats Brad Kane tonight!
*The lights in the arena now go out. The crowd gets on their feet and begin to give a huge reaction while strobe lights flare up as of "Starting Over" by Killswitch Engage overtakes the airwaves.
"Do you remember what we use to have
As if all our dreams were possible
All that existed was you and I
But distance has torn us apart
Forgive me, for all that I've done wrong
Lead me back to where my heart belongs"
The strobe lights stop flickering as the normal house lights are back on. Standing in the middle of the entry way is Brad Kane with Megan right behind him. The crowd begins to give him a huge ovation as he stays in the entry way for another few moments, letting all the suspense build. He begins to move his head, looking out into the thousands of fans that are in attendance tonight. More moment follows as he takes a few steps and throws his right arm out into the air, letting out a war cry before walking towards the ring. Many of the fans extend their hands out, looking for some form of contact. Brad slaps their hands as does Megan. When he reaches ringside, he walks completely around the outside of the ring, high fiving more fans. Once he's done walking around ringside, he heads up one set of the stairs and gets onto the apron while Megan follows him in. Brad Kane enters the ring through the middle rope as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle, going to the top. He looks out into the crowd, seeing the cheering fans taking pictures. Brad leaps off and heads to the other side of the ring and proceeds to do the same thing as more pictures are snapped. Jumping back off, he then backs into that corner, leaning against the ropes as Megan gives him a kiss for good luck. As she leaves the ring, he waits while his music fades off.*
Cole: And Brad Kane is here! He was unsuccessful with his return to the ring this past Wednesday against newcomer, Arik Kaige, but he could come back with this victory right here!
King: I forgot he had Megan Kane in his corner. My money’s on the boobs.
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Pure Wrestling Match
Brad Kane vs. Matt Hicks
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Pure Wrestling Match
Brad Kane vs. Matt Hicks
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The bell sounds, and both men get near the center of the ring before locking up. Matt Hicks looks to be open for a test of strength between he and Brad Kane, but as soon as their arms come up, he delivers a stiff knee right into the sternum of Brad Kane! This forces Brad Kane to lean over, as he starts driving forearms right into the back to try to knock the larger Brad Kane down, but Brad Kane manages to get up and deliver a hard European Uppercut to send him back a couple steps. Brad follows in and starts to connect with some knife edge chops straight to the chest of Matt Hicks, causing him to try and cover up as he’s in a lot of pain from the shots until he’s finally forced into the turnbuckle. Brad Kane climbs to the second rope to keep Matt Hicks trapped in the corner and starts to connect with hard rights into the skull of Matt Hicks! He finishes a combination of ten punches until the referee finally forces him to stop.
Cole: Brad Kane keeping control of this match so far.
King: He might’ve given Matt Hicks a concussion with all those shots.
Brad Kane gets off of the ropes and gestures for Matt Hicks to come to him a couple steps. He taunts for Matt Hicks to take a swing, and he falls right into it as Brad Kane ducks underneath it and carries him over with the Backdrop Driver! He holds the bridge and the referee quickly goes down to make the count: One… Two… Matt Hicks kicks out!
King: Ouch! Backdrop Driver, and he holds it for the pin attempt!
Cole: But a kick out from Matt Hicks keeps this match going! Almost a quick victory!
Both competitors are getting to their feet, but Brad Kane obviously a step quicker than Matt Hicks. He waits for him to turn around and attempts to take him down with an STO but Matt Hicks is able to deliver a few elbows to the head of Brad Kane sending him off a little bit. Before he can get too far away, Matt Hicks grabs him by the hair and forces him down over his knee with a backbreaker! Matt gets right back up to his feet and runs against the ropes to go for a leg drop but Brad Kane moves out of the way! Brad Kane now gets back up but quickly grabs the arm of Matt Hicks to lock in a Cross Arm-breaker!
King: He’s got a submission hold locked in now! Brad Kane is keeping good control of this one!
Cole: Matt could tap out right here.
Matt Hicks screams out in pain as he’s trying to break free from the hold and pounds his fist on the canvas every once in a while to try and get a little more momentum for himself. He manages to get his feet on the ropes and the referee calls for a the rope break… Brad quickly releases the hold and rolls back up to his feet, as does Matt Hicks. Brad Kane tries to take him down to the canvas with a clothesline, but Hicks ducks underneath it and measures Brad Kane up perfectly to take him down to the canvas with a dropkick!
Cole: We’re finally seeing Matt Hicks get some good offense in!
King: Brad Kane let it slip away.
Both men roll back to their feet with Brad Kane closer to one side of the ring, and as he’s about ready to rush at Hicks, Jennifer Dream-Hicks grabs his ankle to stop him! This distracts Brad Kane as he leans out the ring to have a couple words with her, and allows Matt Hicks to take the upper hand by delivering a double axe handle smash to the back of Brad Kane. He quickly rolls him up into a school boy. One… Two… Brad Kane kicks out, but Matt Hicks immediately follows up by putting him into a side headlock and starts to pummel away at him.
King: Matt Hicks won’t let it go now that he has control.
Cole: But the referee is telling him that he can’t use closed fists, and that’s true. It’s a pure wrestling match.
The referee tells Matt Hicks that he can’t be using closed fists, so Matt Hicks quickly gets to his feet after several shots and gets in the face of the referee. “You mind your own business!” Matt Hicks can be heard shouting, as Brad Kane is getting up. Matt Hicks turns to him just in time to deliver a couple kicks to his shoulder and starts to stomp on him to keep him grounded. Matt Hicks delivers another hard stomp to add a little extra measure as he goes to one of the turnbuckles and climbs up to the top. He comes off and lands the Frog Splash! He hooks the leg: One… Two… Brad Kane rolls his shoulder from the canvas.
Cole: Matt Hicks almost pulled a major upset here tonight!
King: A frog splash? Landed? Its been a while since I’ve seen that move land successfully!
Matt Hicks looks to be frustrated by this as Brad Kane is getting up. Matt Hicks stalks him for a moment and waits for him to turn around. As soon as he does, he delivers a kick at Brad Kane, who catches it, and then attempts to finish an enzuigiri but Brad Kane is able to dodge the other foot by ducking underneath!
King: Brad Kane dodges the enzuigiri!
Cole: This isn’t good for Matt Hicks!
Being in a bad position, Matt Hicks squirms but Brad Kane has him in the center of the ring as he locks in the STF! Matt Hicks is too far away from the ropes but Jennifer Dream-Hicks gets up onto the ropes, as the referee is now distracted by her. We see Matt Hicks just tapping the canvas as hard as he can that would end this match if the referee wasn’t distracted.
Cole: He tapped! Ref, turn around! Matt Hicks is tapping!
King: I don’t blame him for being distracted. I’d be distracted.
Brad Kane gets up and looks directly at Jennifer, but before he can approach her, Megan Kane has tripped Jennifer from the top rope. Both of the ladies stare each other down as the crowd is going absolutely crazy and Brad Kane leans over the ropes anyway to watch for a moment. He watches his wife hit the MK Backfist which leaves Jennifer Dream-Hicks unconscious! The referee gets outside of the ring to hold Megan Kane back as she doesn’t appear to be done.
King: What?! Catfight!
Cole: Jennifer Dream could be out of it, and no longer be a danger for them!
Meanwhile, back in the ring, Matt Hicks has gotten to his feet and spins Brad Kane around! He leaps into the air to try and carry Brad Kane over with a Tornado DDT, but Brad Kane keeps his ground and sets Matt Hicks back down before sending a stiff kick into his sternum and lifting him up before slamming him down with the AMG Driver! Brad Kane hooks the leg, and outside of the ring, Megan points to it…
Cole: Brad Kane has the leg hooked!
King: The referee is going in!
The referee slides into the ring and counts: One… Two… Three!
King: Three!
Cole: Brad Kane is successful in his second match back, gaining a little bit of redemption for the defeat he had at In Harm’s (Geta)Way!
Winner via Pinfall: Brad Kane!
*Immediately after the referee counts to three, Brad Kane gets up and gets his hand raised as the winner! Megan Kane gets into the ring to celebrate with her husband while the crowd is going into a frenzy with cheering his name, as well as Megan. Matt Hicks has rolled out of the ring as Jennifer Dream-Hicks has helped her husband to his feet and both of them are slowly walking backstage.*
*As the fans are waiting for the start of the next match, they receive a big surprise as “Undead” by Hollywood Undead starts to play through the PA system! The crowd erupts into a choir of boos. One-half of the crowd even starts to chant “Happy loves you!” while the other half is chanting “You love Happy!”. She emerges from behind the curtains not seeming phased by the chants that are roaring throughout the crowd…she’s dressed in her wrestling attire, already prepared for her match that would take place shortly between herself and Mr. Happy. However, that wasn’t scheduled to take place for another couple matches. She had a microphone in her hand which kind of gave the sign that she was here to say something to everybody, and it didn’t take her long to get down to the ring and go up the steel steps before finally getting into the ring and gesturing for the crowd to quiet down. Her blue tinted glasses were covering her eyes as she began to speak.*
“Three days ago, I told every single one of you that the savior would be here tonight! I don’t aim to disappoint any of you…because he is here. Tonight.”
*There’s a little bit of a mixed reaction from the crowd as they’re not sure who it is. There has been a lot of speculation from the fans that it was simply MGK returning to the ring, full-time, after his defeat in the Fatal Four-way the previous month. Some have speculated that it was the return of her brother, Doc, who had a very bad encounter of dying and coming back to life. A savior? That’s something that Doc suited the role of.*
“Ever since I’ve returned to the XHF, way back at Night of Champions! I knew…I knew that we needed a savior! I felt that I could take this task on my own. I felt that I could save the XHF, and this industry -- on my own.”
*The crowd now completely flooded Tara’s voice out with the boos again, as they know what she’s all about. They know that if there was anyone to save the XHF, they would not want it to be her.*
“So what did I do? I aligned with Reeshi. I aligned with the man that was my very own enemy, and I quickly found out that he’s not going to be able to save this industry…so I dropped him like a bad habit, and never looked back twice. Look at Reeshi now. Scrambling his claws to try and get back to the top of the XHF, and hold the X*Crown Championship, again…something that he was only able to hold for just over a month, I believe, before Steve Awesome defeated him for the prestigious X*Crown.”
*There was a mild cheer from the crowd at the mentioning of Steve Awesome, but not very loud since it was still Tara that was in the ring.*
“No, he wasn’t able to save the XHF. Never will be. So I looked to a great wrestler, one of the greatest that the industry has ever known! I looked to MGK…unfortunately, he has kind of disappeared, trying to compete with Houdini or someone for the most masterful disappearing acts…to reappear…and disappear. Again! I can’t sit around and wait for MGK to come back to a full-time schedule and stop this disappearing act. I need help to save the XHF. I have gotten my savior, and--”
*Suddenly, Tara gets cut off as "Again we Rise" by Lamb of God begins to play and the arena goes dark, strobe lights flash on the stage as the fans go silent trying to figure out who this could possibly be. Tara can barely be seen leaning over the ropes yelling something as the fans wait.*
RISE!!!!!!
*A single spot light shines on the entrance as a man stands with his back to the crowd and his arms out stretched to either side, the anticipation builds as he spins around and flames erupt behind him as do the fans with the revelation that Angel has indeed arrived in XHF.*
"SAVIOR X! SAVIOR X!"
*The entire arena chants as Angel takes several steps forward on the entrance ramp, bobbing his head to the music. He stops and pulls a mic out of his back pocket and his music dies.*
"Sorry Tara, I'm sure you had something important to say but so do I. Three weeks ago I wrestled in what some are calling the match of the night at a particular pay per view. I put it all on the line and lost to someone I consider to be a good friend. Do you know what I got for that match?"
*Angel pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket.*
"Angel and a certain fed couldn't come to terms on a new contract so we wish him well in all future endeavors.... They wished me well... THEY CAST ASIDE THEIR SINGLE BIGGEST STAR and for what? For a stupid ass clown? For a returning washed up legend? So Steve Awesome could waste more tv time somewhere else? You tell me, because I'm a little confused. But you know what, I was in my house for exactly five minutes before my phone rang and do you know who it was? Seifer."
*Big pop.*
"He called not to offer me a contract, but in his words 'a new home.' Now, some of you may know this, some of you may not, but I've never been the biggest fan of XHF's style of wrestling. Lets be honest, you people cheer for a lumbering nut case, a bat shit crazy clown, a alcoholic, and a guy who abuses more steroids than Steve Awesome has STD's. Your people aren't exactly known for being intelligent. But after meeting with Seifer, discussing what we could offer each other, I realized I had only one option."
*The crowds cheers have died down a little, not exactly sure how to take some of Angel's last words. He looks down the ring at Tara and smiles.*
"I realized I needed to SAVE XHF from what its become."
*Angel walks down the ramp and heads up the steel steps, getting into the ring. He approaches Tara and the two look at each other.*
"So when I got a phone call from possibly the single best wrestler this promotion has to offer, telling me she wanted my help in bringing some real honor, some real respect and some real wrestling back to XHF, well I just couldn't resist. So Tara, you ready to show these idiots that wrestling is more than some lame ass gimmick or cute face paint? You ready to save XHF?"
"I was born ready."
*Angel and Tara shake hands then turn to face the crowd, raising each others hands up into the air. The entire arena is engulfed in boos as the two celebrate.*
"SAVIOR XHF HAS ARRIVED!"
*"Violence" by Dope starts to play over the PA system while the two exit the ring and head up the ramp while the crowd is still just booing them. They exit behind the curtains and the camera momentarily shifts back over to the commentators.*
King: That's one huge addition to the XHF roster!
Cole: But did he align with the right person?
King: Who wouldn't want to align with Tara?!
Cole: What a night so far!
King: No doubt about it, Ruthless & Reckless is living up to its name and then some thus far.
*The lights in the arena dim and then turn blood red. The tron flashes Primal's masked face close up and then blood trickles down the screen erasing it. The text "Primal" then pulses on the screen for the remainder of the intro. And I Go by 16 Volt hits the arena as Primal steps out onto the stage. He stands there in his orange grapple gloves and black hooded cape with red print "Primal" written on the back. He lifts his head to reveal a demonic mask with glowing red eyes.
"Its become apparent in my head the little machine. In the light I'm quite transparent. In the dark, I'm such a dream. There are two sides to me. Sometimes I set the evil one free. 'Cause I'm in love with the devil, And she's in love with me."
As the guitar begins after the drum intro Primal flips down the hood and slowly stalks down the stage. He leaps onto the ring apron and slinks between the top two ropes into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and eyes the crowd. He takes off the outer mask revealing his real mask. He throws his arms out to the side and growl shouts.
"And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away. And I go, and I go away."
He removes the cape as the chorus rings out and reveals his bare torso and his attire, a belt with a red loincloth-like panel in front and back and black ones on each side. Underneath he has short blood colored tights. He tosses the mask and cape away and just stands there breathing heavily and staring at the crowd demonically waiting for the match to start.*
Cole: The winner of this match will get a shot at the No Mercy Champion in October, at Supremacy to be exact.
King: That would be Kris Destiny.
Cole: We will not find out until later on. It could be Kris Destiny or it could very well be Sexy Jason...
*A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, X*Crown titles all over his body, walking down the ramp. Obsidian and GQ Money then come out behind him holding the rest of the belts. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines one of the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which the crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start.*
Cole: Former X*Crown Champion. Former XHF Commissioner.
King: He directly cost Primal he match against Sexy Jason as well.
Cole: The SENSATIONAL No Mercy Champion.
*The ref finishes checking Kanyon inside the ring.*
Cole: The “M-V-P” is wanting a shot at the No Mercy Champion. Primal had his shot and failed.
King: No clue how Sexy Jason retained the No Mercy Championship belt against this beast Primal.
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"Five Count" Singles Match for #1 Contendership to the No Mercy Championship
(Winner automatically earns the right to face either Sexy Jason OR Kris Destiny at next month's upcoming Supremacy PPV event on Sunday, October 25th.)
Primal vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
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"Five Count" Singles Match for #1 Contendership to the No Mercy Championship
(Winner automatically earns the right to face either Sexy Jason OR Kris Destiny at next month's upcoming Supremacy PPV event on Sunday, October 25th.)
Primal vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
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The ref signals for the bell and the match is formally underway. Both men come out of their corners and they waste no time at all. They begin to throw punches at each other. Kanyon happens to duck under a punch from Primal and as Primal turns around Kanyon nails him with a standing dropkick that takes Primal to the mat. Both men make it back to their feet and Kanyon goes for a Clothesline and Primal ducks under and goes into the ropes, as Primal rebounds Kanyon tries for a Clothesline again and again Primal ducks under and he stops. He waits for Kanyon to turn around. Kanyon turns and is taking to the mat with an Arm Drag.
Cole: This is going to be a fast paced match.
King: It is sure starting out as one.
Both men makes it back to their feet. Kanyon did not look to happy. They go to lock up in the middle of the ring. Kanyon pushes Primal back into the ropes and Primal reverse it and now Kanyon is in the ropes. Kanyon reverse it and now Primal is back into the rope. This goes on for a bit when finally Kanyon gets Primal back into the corner. The ref ask for a clean break. Kanyon starts to back away but he Slaps Primal in the chest as he backs away. Primal did not like that. Primal comes out of the corner and gets face to face, toe to toe with Kanyon. There is some shoving going on in the middle of the ring. Primal finally takes his fist and just nails Kanyon in the face. Kanyon staggers back ward and the ref is waring Primal to keep his fist open. Primal backs Kanyon into the ropes and rams his shoulders into the midsection of Kanyon. He does this three times before the ref steps in between them and pushes Primal back.
Cole: This is going to be a HELL of a match.
King: It is going to tell us once and for all who can withstand the pain.
Primal pushes the ref out of the way and he grabs Kanyon's hand and goes to whip him into the corner, only to have Kanyon reverse it and Primal goes into the corner. Kanyon comes a charging and Primal gets his feet up and Kanyon runs straight into Primal's feet. Kanyon staggers backwards and Primal comes out of the corner and takes Kanyon down with a Clothesline. Primal starts to stomp on Kanyon's chest. He drops an Elbow right on Kanyon's chest. He gets back up and drops another Elbow to the chest of Kanyon. This time he stays and goes for the pin. The Ref slides into position and begins to count. 1....2....3....Kanyon kicks out.
Cole: Kanyon played it safe there. Trying to get the wind back in.
King: They made this a 5 count just like the No Mercy Championship match.
Primal gets to his feet and he brings Kanyon to his knees. Kanyon places a well right fist into the midsection of Primal and causing him to bend over. Kanyon grabs a hold of Primal's neck but before he could do anything Primal Elbow came crashing down on Kanyon's head. Kanyon releases the neck and Primal lifts Kanyon up into a Stalling Suplex. He holds Kanyon in place allowing the blood to flow down into Kanyon's brain. After a few seconds Primal go through with the move and Kanyon back hits the mat really hard. Kanyon grabs for his back.
Cole: Looks like Primal is in control of this match at this moment.
King: Primal will be the #1 Contender to the No Mercy Champion.
Cole: I would not give up on Kanyon just yet.
Primal gets to his feet as Kanyon rolls over. Primal locks in the Beastial Urge. Kanyon is screaming in pain. The ref is right in his facing asking if he wants to give up. Kanyon says no! Primal continues to put more pressure on Kanyon. Kanyon is trying to inch towards the ropes. The ref again aske if he wants to give up and Kanyon screams in pain and again says NO!. Kanyon is using all of his strength to reach for the ropes.
Cole: How much more pain can Kanyon take?
King: Kanyon should just tap out.
Cole: Kanyon knows what is at stake.
The ref is keeping a close eye on Kanyon. Kanyon is still trying to reach for those ropes. Primal is applying more pressure in hope that Kanyon will tap out. Primal is already thinking about the No Mercy Championship match in October. In a last ditch effort, Kanyon moves forward and he stretches his hand out and just by some miracle he grabs the bottom rope. The ref is calling for the clean break and Primal can not believe it. He releases the hold and Kanyon slides out of the ring.
Cole: Somehow, Kanyon grabs the rope!
King: Primal thought he had the match won!
Primal waits on Kanyon to make it to his feet. Primal decides to take it to Kanyon on the floor. So Primal slide out of the ring and just as he gets behind Kanyon, Kanyon nails Primal with a kick to the midsection. Primal bends over and moves back a couple of steps. Kanyon gets to his feet. He grabs Primal and rolls him back into the ring. Kanyon gets back inside and he picks Primal up and nails Kanyon Cutter. Kanyon goes for the pin. 1....2....3...Kicked out by Primal. Kanyon thought that he had Primal. Kanyon gets to his feet. He leaps and comes down with a Leg drop right across the throat of Primal. Primal grabs for his throat.
King: Told you not to give up on Kanyon.
Cole: You did not! I was the one who said that.
Kanyon is looking out at the fans. He is to his feet. Primal is slowly making it to his feet. He is dazed and Kanyon grabs Primal and nails the Flatliner. Primal is laying still on the mat. Kanyon hooks one of Primal's leg. The ref slides into position to make his count. 1....2....3....4....5!!!!
Winner via Pinfall & Advancing to face the NM Champion at Supremacy '09: KANYON!
Cole: God help us all, that egomaniac Kanyon has done it, and indeed is now the next number 1 Contender to the No Mercy Champion.
King: Later on tonight will tell Kanyon who he will be facing though in October, but either way we all know it's just a matter of time before a new champion is crowned and that other egocentric fool Jason is dethroned for good!
Cole: Whateeever you say King, but anyone who knows Jason knows full well he isn't letting go of that strap without an absolute war, so obviously both Kris Destiny and Kanyon should be prepared to go to hell and back before all is said and done soon enough.
*Kanyon stands to his feet nearby inside the ring and right away begins arrogantly taunting the crowd some more with verbal threats that Sexy Jason's days as NM holder are officially numbered as the ref raises his hands in victory. He then eventually exits ringside but continues motioning toward his waist, signifying that the No Mercy title he's recently shifted his full focus toward will fill his own current void and lust for gold in due time. Cut to commercial as a brief promo airs for Supremacy '09 live on Pay-Per-View from luxurious MGM Grand Garden Arena in Gambling Capital of the World Las Vegas, Nevada on Sunday, October 25th...*
*The cameras now cut abruptly backstage following the previous commercial, inside of the office of the Executive Director as he is on his cell phone. Somebody can be heard speaking on the other end of the phone, as Mikkel Seifer is trying to talk to the person calmly.*
: “Wait…slow down a minute. What do you mean you can’t be at the show? A delayed flight? Alright, well…I’ll have to get a replacement for you then. No, it’s no problem, ‘Train. No, no. It’s fine. I’ll get you a replacement.”
*The moment he hangs up his cell phone, he stands up and fixes his suit jacket. The cameras go right back out to the arena where we see Michael Cole and Jerry “The King” Lawler sitting at their table.*
Cole: Apparently…Deathtrain isn’t going to be here tonight. What do you think this means for Tyrone?
King: It means that our Executive Director, Mikkel Seifer, is on his way out to the ring to give our Chaotic Champion a new opponent.
Cole: This isn’t really good for Crazy Boy, as he will have no time to prepare for this opponent.
*Suddenly, “Re-Education (Through Labor)” by Rise Against starts to play through the PA system and the fans are quickly met by Mikkel Seifer who has a microphone in hand. He gestures for his music to cut as he stops on the stage and lifts the microphone to speak.*
: “Ladies and gentlemen, I know that you were expecting to see a great contest between Deathtrain and Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith for the Chaotic Championship, but unfortunately…our challenger will not be here this evening.”
The crowd boos as they feel kind of robbed about an opportunity to see a match. Some even think that the entire match is called off, but Seifer continues.
: “I know. I know that you were all looking forward to seeing this match! I know Crazy Boy was ecstatic about facing Deathtrain in the ring, to defend his belt! And I know that Crazy Boy is just as frustrated as all of you are -- just know, he’s not getting no action. Instead of Crazy Boy defending the Chaotic Championship against Deathtrain, he will defend it again: Nelly Angel!”
The entire crowd cheers…
*Jet's "Rip it Up" starts pounding out of the PA system as Nelly Angel comes bursting out of the back. He runs out onto the entranceway. Nelly then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, ultra pumped for his match.*
Cole: Well, here's the challenger for the Chaotic Championship.
King: Wow... big difference.
*The lights flicker and fade out as black lights pulse to the beat of "10000 Watts of Artificial Pleasure" by Dope Stars Inc. Smoke lines the entryway as a figure steps from behind the curtains and into the middle of the smoke. The crowd cheers as they see who it is: XHF's psycho Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. He has a smile on his face as he pumps his fist in the air, walking through the smoke. He walks down the ramp, slapping the hands of some of his fans as he darts to the ring and slides under the bottom ropes. He then bounces off the ropes a couple of times and turns toward the entrance, ready for action.*
Cole: And here’s the defending champion, facing Nelly Angel. Totally unexpected turn of events.
King: Very. But he was preparing for Deathtrain… what do you think Nelly Angel can do that Deathtrain can’t?
Cole: …fly?
King: He gets in your dreams, he can fly!
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Chaotic Championship Match
"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain Nelly Angel vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
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Chaotic Championship Match
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Both Crazy Boy and Nelly Angel wait for the bell to sound, and the moment it does Crazy Boy comes out of his corner to take Nelly down with a flying cross body!
Cole: Explosive, right at the start!
King: I don’t see fireworks.
Crazy Boy gets up to his feet, and taunts for Nelly Angel to get up and turn towards him and the moment he does he’s sent down to the canvas with a huge dropkick! The Chaotic Champion get back up as quickly as he can to grab Nelly Angel as he’s trying to get to his feet and get a moment to get his head into this unexpected match that he was put in. Crazy Boy pushes him against the ropes and sends him off going for a shoulder back toss as he’s on his way back.
King: Crazy Boy is keeping control of this.
Cole: Yeah, but don’t count Nelly Angel out!
Nelly stops himself right in front of the Chaotic Champion, and delivers a hard kick right into the chest of Crazy Boy. This forces Crazy Boy to stand up holding his chest in a lot of pain before Nelly takes him over with a Snap Suplex! He rolls over to make the cover, but the referee explains to him that Crazy Boy has to be bleeding before he’s eligible to be pinned.
Cole: He doesn’t even know the rules?
King: Apparently not.
Nelly Angel slides out of the ring and grabs the steel chair from the timekeeper as he rushes to get back into the ring. Measuring Crazy Boy up quickly, he waits for him to get up and takes a swing at him! Crazy Boy ducks underneath it and dropkicks the chair back into the face of Nelly Angel which busts his nose as blood gushes everywhere.
Cole: That backfired!
King: He’s bleeding all over the place! That’s nasty!
Nelly is asking the referee to check on him, and the referee points at Nelly Angel saying that he’s eligible for pin fall and everything. Nelly shrugs his shoulders and is still asking the referee to make sure his nose isn’t broken. Crazy Boy shrugs his shoulders while walking up behind Nelly Angel, and wondering what’s going on here…he takes advantage of the moment, and rolls Nelly Angel into a school boy cover! One… Two… Three!
Cole: What?!
King: Quickest defense…ever…probably quickest pay-per-view match in the history of the XHF in fact.
Winner via Pinfall and STILL XHF Chaotic Champion: Tyrone “Crazy Boy” Smith!
*Crazy Boy rolls out of the ring and retrieves his championship as the referee joins him outside of the ring to raise his arm. Crazy Boy puts the belt over his shoulder and shrugs at Nelly Angel who looks completely surprised by the way this match turned out, but Nelly Angel gets out of the ring and rushes up the ramp to seek medical attention.*
Cole: Well, that was a quick match.
King: Did he drink Randy’s beer or something?
*The arena now goes dark. The speakers blare a female computer voice stating matter of factly, "The Main Attraction ... now showing in the main hall." A huge pyrotechnic chain reaction goes off. The Xtreme-Tron flashes the following banner:
The Xtremetron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text "The Main Attraction: Death Trap!" in red bubble letters crashing into the screen causing the background behind it to go black. The rolling baseline intro of "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies plays through the speakers. Red strobes begin darting around the arena as the lights turn a deep blue illuminating the arena. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp as the verse's lyrics begin in his red dress shirt and navy blue sport blazer, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on leopard print dress pants, and fancy Italian shoes.
"Define your meaning of war. To me it's what we do when we're bored. I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop and it makes me want it more, because I'm hyped up out of control. If it's a fight, I'm ready to go. I wouldn't put my money on the other guy if you know what I know that I know..."
He steps forward out of the entryway and looks around before slowly raising his arms out (a la Evolution Orton). Behind him gold pyros spray down in front of the entryway to the back. He cracks his neck and walks onto the ramp. He absorbs the renewed cheers and bounces back and forth on each leg before throwing his right arm up with the rock and roll devil horns as blue flames pop up on either side of the ramp. He spins around pointing to everyone in the crowd before trotting at a quick pace to the ring where a blue spotlight highlights the entire ring and ringside area. The chorus rolls...
"It's been a long time coming and the tables've turned around. 'Cause one of us is going ... One of us is going down! I'm not running. It's a little different now 'cause one of us is going ... One of us is going down!"
The Xtremetron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including the endings to all of DT's past title victories and him holding up the title. Each time it zooms in on the title and then burns outward to the next match clip. As it zooms in on the XHF Title in the final clip, it lights up saying "The Man, The Myth, The Living Legend..." He trots to the ring steps and climbs to the apron. He gets to the center of the side of the ring and spins locking his arms on the top rope while facing away from the ring and just smiles and nods to the crowd. He hurdles the top rope and turns shaking the ropes before bouncing to the side and walking to the center of the ring as the lights brighten. He leaps to the middle rope and throws his head back and his arms straight out as the crowd erupts in cheers. He mimes the lyrics of the song holding up his right hand with one finger up and pointing to himself with the left hand. He then leaps off the turnbuckle and is tossed a microphone. He fixes his suit outfit before the music fades and he looks around and begins to speak.*
: LLLLLLadies aaaaand Gentlemen! Boys and girls, children of all ages I’d like to humbly welcome you to tonight’s … main attraction!
*Chorus of cheers*
: Well it seems I’ve returned to the XHF. Retirement can be such a drag man. I’m only 30 and I need some excitement and with the state of XHF in flux I figured it was as good a time as any to return some stability to the place and bring back the best there ever was. I see some familiar faces on the roster and it’s good to have some kind of knowledge about them but my goal is to work my way back as a Pyro exclusive wrestler, well maybe some PPV action since we all know who really fills the seats.
*DT chants start up*
: Wow, you know it’s like I never left. But ladies and gentlemen, I assure you I have been working out. You are looking at a slimmer, leaner Death Trap. I have clean cropped my face and I’m trying out that signature GD shaved head look. I dunno it always gets him the girls maybe it’ll help me out right? Amiright? Well anyhow. Let’s just say that you can expect to see the usual playful antics, sarcastic wit and usual DT accommodations in my promos. Funaki will be happy to get airtime again I bet. And you all will get to see me wrestle every Monday night. So all that is left to answer is how do I get a foe and who will be the first one to hit the floor because the Main Attraction is back in action and here to rock your socks off.
*Cheers as he smirks and tosses the mic to the ground. He’s about to leave when a face hits the Xtreme-Tron. The face of Mikkel Seifer …*
: Allow me to be the first to welcome you back to the XHF, Death Trap! I don't mean to interrupt you during your promo, but I do have something I would like to talk to you about. So if you could come to my office as soon as possible, that would be great.
*Death Trap is seen in the ring, shrugging his shoulders a little by the request of the Executive Director. His face has already left the Xtreme-tron, so "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies blares over the PA system as he leaves the ring and slaps hands with many of the fans on his way up the ramp. He taunts out to the crowd one final time at the stage, and then exits behind the curtains.*