Zézé Taborda the Future God of the Atlantic!
Jul 31, 2020 17:12:25 GMT -5
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Post by ViciousLothario on Jul 31, 2020 17:12:25 GMT -5
[CAM ON]
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Somewhere on the Atlantic Ocean we can see a portuguese caravel sailing towards the beach. The camera comes nearer. On board and handling the rudder is your Living Legend, Zézé Taborda!
Zézé Taborda: MEEEEEN!!! SAIL FASTER! WE NEED TO GET TO THIS NPW EVENT! YOUR LIVING LEGEND HAS A MATCH TO WIN!
Sailors whip the slaves on the lower deck and they paddle faster.
Zézé Taborda: WHO THE HELL AM I?!
All the sailors answer in unison.
Sailors: OUUUUUURR LIVING LEGEND!
Zézé Taborda: WHERE DA HELL ARE WE SAILING?
Sailors: TO THE LAND WHERE TABORDA WILL BE KING!
Zézé Taborda: WHERE WILL TABORDA BE KING?!
Sailors: CANADA!!!!! LAND OF CUCKOLDS!!!
Zézé Taborda: WHO DA HELL AM I GONNA BEAT?!
Sailors: THE STUPIDDDD CANADIAN BROOMSTICK!
Zézé Taborda whips a slave.
Zézé Taborda: You're out of the tempo. Can't you feel the beat? Can't you feel the electricity and perfection of my own voice? NO RUM FOR YA! MEEEEEN! SAIL FASTER! WE CAN'T BE LATE TO AUGUST ON ATLANTIC
Zézé Taborda notices the cameraman nearby a does kinda of a "ups" before rubbing his head.
Zézé Taborda: Oh! Hello! Come with me to another area!
As they're going somewhere else the cameraman asks.
Cameraman: Are those slaves? Do you know that Slavery is extremely forbidden?
Zézé Taborda: In Canada?
Cameraman: IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
Zézé Taborda: They aren't slaves.
Cameraman: DO YOU PAY THEM TO BE WHIPPED?
Zézé Taborda: YES!!!! I PAY THEM! I GIVE THEM FOOD AND RAGS TO WEAR! ARE YOU FROM UNICEF OR A NPW REPORTER?! NOW COME!
(...)
Zézé Taborda is on a net on the upper deck near the rudder, beautiful exotic woman fan palm trees as Taborda controls the rudder with his feet, one of the woman gives him a cocktail.
Zézé Taborda: Do you enjoy this sight?!
Camera focus the ass of a woman.
Somewhere on the Atlantic Ocean we can see a portuguese caravel sailing towards the beach. The camera comes nearer. On board and handling the rudder is your Living Legend, Zézé Taborda!
Zézé Taborda: MEEEEEN!!! SAIL FASTER! WE NEED TO GET TO THIS NPW EVENT! YOUR LIVING LEGEND HAS A MATCH TO WIN!
Sailors whip the slaves on the lower deck and they paddle faster.
Zézé Taborda: WHO THE HELL AM I?!
All the sailors answer in unison.
Sailors: OUUUUUURR LIVING LEGEND!
Zézé Taborda: WHERE DA HELL ARE WE SAILING?
Sailors: TO THE LAND WHERE TABORDA WILL BE KING!
Zézé Taborda: WHERE WILL TABORDA BE KING?!
Sailors: CANADA!!!!! LAND OF CUCKOLDS!!!
Zézé Taborda: WHO DA HELL AM I GONNA BEAT?!
Sailors: THE STUPIDDDD CANADIAN BROOMSTICK!
Zézé Taborda whips a slave.
Zézé Taborda: You're out of the tempo. Can't you feel the beat? Can't you feel the electricity and perfection of my own voice? NO RUM FOR YA! MEEEEEN! SAIL FASTER! WE CAN'T BE LATE TO AUGUST ON ATLANTIC
Zézé Taborda notices the cameraman nearby a does kinda of a "ups" before rubbing his head.
Zézé Taborda: Oh! Hello! Come with me to another area!
As they're going somewhere else the cameraman asks.
Cameraman: Are those slaves? Do you know that Slavery is extremely forbidden?
Zézé Taborda: In Canada?
Cameraman: IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
Zézé Taborda: They aren't slaves.
Cameraman: DO YOU PAY THEM TO BE WHIPPED?
Zézé Taborda: YES!!!! I PAY THEM! I GIVE THEM FOOD AND RAGS TO WEAR! ARE YOU FROM UNICEF OR A NPW REPORTER?! NOW COME!
(...)
Zézé Taborda is on a net on the upper deck near the rudder, beautiful exotic woman fan palm trees as Taborda controls the rudder with his feet, one of the woman gives him a cocktail.
Zézé Taborda: Do you enjoy this sight?!
Camera focus the ass of a woman.
Zézé Taborda: Not that one! ME!
Camera focus Zézé Taborda.
Zézé Taborda: This is the sight of a true Living Legend! The one who lives your dreams! The one you hate for living your dreams...
Cameraman: *Interrupts* We all know that Jazz man and it's obvious what you're going to say! I have a job to do here and I had so much trouble to find you. So tell us about the match against Lee Stevens tomorrow, have you been preparing for it?
Zézé Taborda: Look you dumb camera dude! You're pushing your luck interrupting the Living Legend when I'm the one who makes you earn money so you can buy doritos or wharever, you want to see my preparation? You want to see how I am going to beat that "now" indy "best in the world" i don't-get-laid-even-if-i-pay-to-a-bulgarian-biatch, See Sevens or Eights?!
Zézé Taborda whistles to a Sailor who is sweeping the deck like he is a dog.
Zézé Taborda: GIMME MY PRACTICE TOOL!
Zézé Taborda: You see this? *points to the broom* This is "SeeS penis" Or Lees tevens! *points towards himself* This is me! The greatest! Your Living Legend!
Zézé Taborda kicks and Pimba! Drops the broom on the deck! He starts to insult the broom on the floor like a maniac. Seconds after he sets the broom on a corner.... Runs and! MACHO BUSTER!!! (Gosh, right on the broom, that should hurt, but it doesn't. Taborda has balls of steel), Taborda gets up scratches his knee or the head of his co... Before spreading his arms wide open, feeling all the amazingness and perfection flowing through his body and finishes with a sexy dance. He takes a deep breath and turns into the camera like a madmen!
Zézé Taborda: THIS IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN! CANADIAN PEOPLE PAID TO SEE THIS! TO SEE ME DEFEAT THIS CANADIAN BROOMSTICK! FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE?! I CAN FIGHT ON THE BEACH, IN THE OCEAN, ON THE ROCKS, FIGHT WHILE A BANG A FEMALE IN THE CROWD IT DOESN'T MATTER! CAUSE THIS BROOMSTICK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS SIGN HIMSELF UP FOR! EVEN THE SEA GODS WILL HAVE THEIR EYES ON THIS MATCH! THE ONE AND ONLY! THE WINNER! BY KNOCK OUT! YOURRRRR LIVING.... LEGEND!! ZÉ...ZÉ ... TABORDA!
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A big monster god appears and says.
Adamastor: TABORDA SHALL WIN! HE IS MY LIVING LEGEND! HE HAS A PLACE RESERVED AMONG US! GODS! NOW! SEA-MEN!! WORSHIPERS! HEAR YOUR GOD AND YOUR FUTURE GOD, ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA!!! THROW THE CAMERAMAN INTO THE SEA SO HE CAN FEEL MY WRATH!
Zézé Taborda: You heard the man! We have a job to do! TAKE EVERY PIECE OF METAL, STEEL, GOLD OR TREASURE THAT HE HAS AND FEED HIM TO MY FUTURE BROTHER! THE CAMERA IS MINE!!
Taborda grabs the camera himself. With a big smile on his face...
Zézé Taborda: In the meanwhile, Canadian HotWifes and Canadian cuckolds!! Prepare yourselves for August on the Atlantic! YOUR LIVING LEGEND IS COMING TO WIN!
Taborda winks at the camera.
The Camera fades...
After a couple of seconds the image is back on and we can see the Cameramen walking the plank surrounded by drunk sailors...
[CAM OFF]
Camera focus Zézé Taborda.
Zézé Taborda: This is the sight of a true Living Legend! The one who lives your dreams! The one you hate for living your dreams...
Cameraman: *Interrupts* We all know that Jazz man and it's obvious what you're going to say! I have a job to do here and I had so much trouble to find you. So tell us about the match against Lee Stevens tomorrow, have you been preparing for it?
Zézé Taborda: Look you dumb camera dude! You're pushing your luck interrupting the Living Legend when I'm the one who makes you earn money so you can buy doritos or wharever, you want to see my preparation? You want to see how I am going to beat that "now" indy "best in the world" i don't-get-laid-even-if-i-pay-to-a-bulgarian-biatch, See Sevens or Eights?!
Zézé Taborda whistles to a Sailor who is sweeping the deck like he is a dog.
Zézé Taborda: GIMME MY PRACTICE TOOL!
Zézé Taborda: You see this? *points to the broom* This is "SeeS penis" Or Lees tevens! *points towards himself* This is me! The greatest! Your Living Legend!
Zézé Taborda kicks and Pimba! Drops the broom on the deck! He starts to insult the broom on the floor like a maniac. Seconds after he sets the broom on a corner.... Runs and! MACHO BUSTER!!! (Gosh, right on the broom, that should hurt, but it doesn't. Taborda has balls of steel), Taborda gets up scratches his knee or the head of his co... Before spreading his arms wide open, feeling all the amazingness and perfection flowing through his body and finishes with a sexy dance. He takes a deep breath and turns into the camera like a madmen!
Zézé Taborda: THIS IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN! CANADIAN PEOPLE PAID TO SEE THIS! TO SEE ME DEFEAT THIS CANADIAN BROOMSTICK! FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE?! I CAN FIGHT ON THE BEACH, IN THE OCEAN, ON THE ROCKS, FIGHT WHILE A BANG A FEMALE IN THE CROWD IT DOESN'T MATTER! CAUSE THIS BROOMSTICK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS SIGN HIMSELF UP FOR! EVEN THE SEA GODS WILL HAVE THEIR EYES ON THIS MATCH! THE ONE AND ONLY! THE WINNER! BY KNOCK OUT! YOURRRRR LIVING.... LEGEND!! ZÉ...ZÉ ... TABORDA!
A big monster god appears and says.
Adamastor: TABORDA SHALL WIN! HE IS MY LIVING LEGEND! HE HAS A PLACE RESERVED AMONG US! GODS! NOW! SEA-MEN!! WORSHIPERS! HEAR YOUR GOD AND YOUR FUTURE GOD, ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA!!! THROW THE CAMERAMAN INTO THE SEA SO HE CAN FEEL MY WRATH!
Zézé Taborda: You heard the man! We have a job to do! TAKE EVERY PIECE OF METAL, STEEL, GOLD OR TREASURE THAT HE HAS AND FEED HIM TO MY FUTURE BROTHER! THE CAMERA IS MINE!!
Taborda grabs the camera himself. With a big smile on his face...
Zézé Taborda: In the meanwhile, Canadian HotWifes and Canadian cuckolds!! Prepare yourselves for August on the Atlantic! YOUR LIVING LEGEND IS COMING TO WIN!
Taborda winks at the camera.
The Camera fades...
After a couple of seconds the image is back on and we can see the Cameramen walking the plank surrounded by drunk sailors...
[CAM OFF]