Nuts, anus, and the angry dragon
Aug 10, 2020 20:53:01 GMT -5
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Post by RattyMcDaddy on Aug 10, 2020 20:53:01 GMT -5
We fade in on the young, handsome, shirtless, yet still wearing nipple covered stickers over his actual nipples, Touche' Myjunche'. He is doing what he does best, taking care of the junk mobile, and at the present time is using a soaked towel to polish the trademark shaft of the junk mobile.
Balls Bennett, the Cheif Mechanic of Team Don't Touch My Junk approaches from behind the young Touche' Myjunche', he pauses for a moment before pressing his bare chest and bulging shorts around the backside of the younger worker. His nipple stickers make an odd noise as they rub across the youngsters back.
You have to stroke it harder, and quicker Touche', the friction and pressure is what makes this thing strong and hard.
Touche' Myjunche' smiles sheepishly, while looking over his shoulder at the older Balls.
Balls looks uncomfortable for a moment, before backing away and adjusting his bulge.
Is this thing going to be ready for the balls this race? They look huge!
Touche' Myjunche' is glaring at the bulge in Balls shorts, sort of mesmerized.
Indeed they do, some may even say massive, and glorious.
We were made for balls though! Hell, I should have added a set this bad boy from the get-go! Your right Touche', we can handle balls gloriously!
Touche' Myjunche', still mesmerized by Balls' balls, nods in agreement.
I'm sure I can handle them gloriously and with grace.....but what about that ring of fire?
Suddenly Weiner McWeinnie comes into the scene, he is wearing a crash helmet, and his body is in a suit, a Weinersuit, with weiners everywhere.
Ring of fire you say? Reminds me of when I was in Taiwan, load, and loads of rings of fire there if you catch my drift. After your first ring of fire, you learn to carry protection. Not just from the fire, but buttholes have strange stuff inside of them, like corn, and kale, and we'll all...... let's just say there are worse things than a ring of fire, but as long as you have protection, there should be nothing to worry about!
McWeiner walks off as a group of lackeys bring over a giant fire retardant condom and hand it to Balls.
Touche' Myjunche' looks excited
But what about the Angry Dragon?
Balls gets a disgusted look on his face.
That's just a made-up definition on Urban Dictionary, do not try and do that sexual move on anyone in real life you little freak!
Touche' nods in agreement as the two nipple sticker-covered men get to work placing the condom on the junk mobile.
Black.