Post by Timeless on Aug 19, 2020 2:32:43 GMT -5
[We see a mechanical hand wriggling its fingers, then clenching and un clenching a fist. The shot pans out and Timeless is smiling and nodding as he clenches the mechanical fist. He then slides a black glove onto the hand.]
Timeless : Good as new!
Roxylishus : (oblivious to him and scrolling her phone) When do you think my single will be released?.
Timeless : I’m not sure on the timetable of these things, but I’m guessing it will coincide by some miracle with our next XHF interfed match.
Roxylishus : Yeah! That will be sooooo cool.
Timeless : So this is it huh. No more SWAT. Northern Pro or bust!
Roxylishus : They don’t have a clue what they are in for. (giggling)
Timeless : First person on my hit list there, is one Eric Dane. The only Star. (Scoffs) Only star my ass!
Roxylishus : I don’t think he is still with them hun, there is a big rumor going around he got wind we were coming to town and high tailed it outta there.
Timeless : Sounds like his MO. So, who I got in my first match?
Roxylishus : Bubby Love.
Timeless : Bubby?
Roxylishus : He’s called the ‘Love Man”
Timeless : (rolls his eyes). Ok. Well, let’s not judge a book by his cover, and save it for the ring and see what he is made of.
Roxylishus :You’ll destroy him, and anyone else they have to put in front of you.
Timeless : Damn straight I will. I don’t care if its Joe Ghaven. Gabriel Blight. Gordon Carlson or Danuwaanalihi.
Roxylishus : Danu what ishi?
Timeless : Exactly.
Northern Pro has invested a lot in us, and I don’t intend to let them down, with us at the top of the marquee, the rest will swarm in here and we will soon be the number one ticket in the whole of wrestling.
Roxylishus : We will get that X Crown and bring it here, and run roughshod over both the XHF and NPW!
Timeless : It’s long overdue.
I am SIR WINSALOT.
I like to Root and we make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish Mutha Fucka
Timeless : Good as new!
Roxylishus : (oblivious to him and scrolling her phone) When do you think my single will be released?.
Timeless : I’m not sure on the timetable of these things, but I’m guessing it will coincide by some miracle with our next XHF interfed match.
Roxylishus : Yeah! That will be sooooo cool.
Timeless : So this is it huh. No more SWAT. Northern Pro or bust!
Roxylishus : They don’t have a clue what they are in for. (giggling)
Timeless : First person on my hit list there, is one Eric Dane. The only Star. (Scoffs) Only star my ass!
Roxylishus : I don’t think he is still with them hun, there is a big rumor going around he got wind we were coming to town and high tailed it outta there.
Timeless : Sounds like his MO. So, who I got in my first match?
Roxylishus : Bubby Love.
Timeless : Bubby?
Roxylishus : He’s called the ‘Love Man”
Timeless : (rolls his eyes). Ok. Well, let’s not judge a book by his cover, and save it for the ring and see what he is made of.
Roxylishus :You’ll destroy him, and anyone else they have to put in front of you.
Timeless : Damn straight I will. I don’t care if its Joe Ghaven. Gabriel Blight. Gordon Carlson or Danuwaanalihi.
Roxylishus : Danu what ishi?
Timeless : Exactly.
Northern Pro has invested a lot in us, and I don’t intend to let them down, with us at the top of the marquee, the rest will swarm in here and we will soon be the number one ticket in the whole of wrestling.
Roxylishus : We will get that X Crown and bring it here, and run roughshod over both the XHF and NPW!
Timeless : It’s long overdue.
I am SIR WINSALOT.
I like to Root and we make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish Mutha Fucka