Post by Mikkel Seifer on Sept 22, 2009 21:54:09 GMT -5
We fade in on the image as shown above before eventually coming into the setting of the actual show, where Jason Labonte is seen standing in front of the camera, with his hands tucked into his jean pockets and his white cowboy hat on. A smile was on his face as he just stood there for a couple seconds before finally speaking on the official first edition of “The Naked Truth”.
“I’d like to welcome you all to the very first edition of ‘The Naked Truth’, where we will have our special guest host; Brad Kane, in the studios in a little while here. There is already going to be an update for next week, where I am not going to just be giving you my predictions for all upcoming matches…but I am going to be giving you my own idea of who the top wrestlers are throughout the week! Again, that is starting next week, so I am unfortunately going to have to tell all of you that I will not be doing it this week.
It was just a special request from the big guys upstairs, because they thought it would be a great addition; and I agree, completely. Which is why it will be starting next week.
Anyways, let’s get on with the show! I’m going to be starting off with my predictions for tomorrow’s show: In Harm’s (Geta)Way.”
It was just a special request from the big guys upstairs, because they thought it would be a great addition; and I agree, completely. Which is why it will be starting next week.
Anyways, let’s get on with the show! I’m going to be starting off with my predictions for tomorrow’s show: In Harm’s (Geta)Way.”
There’s a screen behind Jason Labonte that shows a picture of the two competitors that will be taking place in the opening contest for In Harm’s (Geta)Way, before starting to flash scenes from the previous matches that Mr. Mysterio has taken part in while in the XHF. None of Hell, since he has yet to have a match in the XHF. Jason Labonte doesn’t even need to glance back to see who the competitors are as he stands almost completely still while speaking of the match.
Singles Match
Hell vs. Mr. Mysterio
“The first match on the agenda is the newcomer, Hell, to take on Mr. Mysterio. I have not seen anything out of the newcomer, but Mr. Mysterio has assured all of us that this would be Hell’s first…and last match in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, and we’ve seen this guy take on a legend in Harold Campbell, formerly known as Hardcore Harry…who seems to be having a problem with a split personality, but that’s Harry for you! We were robbed of what could have been a great match when MGK hit Mr. Mysterio over the head with a chair last week, so I’ll bet anything that Mr. Mysterio is in fact angry because of that. I’m going to have to say that Mr. Mysterio is going to be taking this one, hands down.”
Prediction: Mr. Mysterio
[/u][/color][/center]Hell vs. Mr. Mysterio
“The first match on the agenda is the newcomer, Hell, to take on Mr. Mysterio. I have not seen anything out of the newcomer, but Mr. Mysterio has assured all of us that this would be Hell’s first…and last match in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, and we’ve seen this guy take on a legend in Harold Campbell, formerly known as Hardcore Harry…who seems to be having a problem with a split personality, but that’s Harry for you! We were robbed of what could have been a great match when MGK hit Mr. Mysterio over the head with a chair last week, so I’ll bet anything that Mr. Mysterio is in fact angry because of that. I’m going to have to say that Mr. Mysterio is going to be taking this one, hands down.”
Prediction: Mr. Mysterio
The final image shows Mr. Mysterio, without Hell in the picture. The picture remains still for a couple moments before eventually fading and going to the next two competitors: Arik Kaige and Brad Kane. Same story as Hell, Arik Kaige is not shown in flashbacks of former days since the XHF has no footage of him, but they show former times of Brad Kane holding the World Championship and being quite successful with most of the flashbacks. Jason Labonte wanders over towards a stool, where there’s another stool just a couple feet away from him which was reserved for Brad Kane, who would be the guest on the show.
Singles Match
Arik Kaige vs. Brad Kane
“Our second match will be the re-debut of Brad Kane, as well as the very first XHF debut for Arik Kaige. So, I would like to say very first: Welcome to the XHF, Arik Kaige! And we’ll see you later on the show, Brad Kane, so all I can say is good luck in your match tomorrow night. As far as this match goes, we’ve seen what Brad Kane is capable of doing inside of the ring. He’s a former World Champion. I’m unfamiliar with the past of Arik Kaige, and although he does appear to be a very promising wrestler…I’m going to have to go with Brad Kane to pull a victory out of this one.”
Prediction: Brad Kane
[/u][/color][/center]Arik Kaige vs. Brad Kane
“Our second match will be the re-debut of Brad Kane, as well as the very first XHF debut for Arik Kaige. So, I would like to say very first: Welcome to the XHF, Arik Kaige! And we’ll see you later on the show, Brad Kane, so all I can say is good luck in your match tomorrow night. As far as this match goes, we’ve seen what Brad Kane is capable of doing inside of the ring. He’s a former World Champion. I’m unfamiliar with the past of Arik Kaige, and although he does appear to be a very promising wrestler…I’m going to have to go with Brad Kane to pull a victory out of this one.”
Prediction: Brad Kane
Brad Kane is the final image shown, since Jason Labonte had named him as the predicted winner. We go to the next match where we see an equal share of flashbacks with Spike West and Raven, both of them having history in the XHF… Jason folds his hands on his lap while resuming with his predictions.
Singles Match
Raven vs. Spike West
“The third match is going to be Raven taking on Spike West, and we’ve seen some great stuff out of both of their careers. Raven ranging all the way around the world, while Spike West had just recently joined XHF and almost became the first ever Chaotic Champion, only to receive an upset from Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith. Raven did not get that close, but he does have a victory over a former X*Crown Champion, a former World Champion, a former two-time United States Champion…I know it’s not a popular theory, but it might be a fact that there is truly none betta than the self-proclaimed ‘MVP of XHF’ Chris Kanyon! However! Raven has a victory over him! This is one that could really go either way, because Spike West also does have a victory over the sensational rookie…the sensational No Mercy Champion, Sexy Jason. I’m going to have to go with the experience here and believe that Raven is going to walk out with the win, although a very tough fight.”
Prediction: Raven
[/u][/color][/center]Raven vs. Spike West
“The third match is going to be Raven taking on Spike West, and we’ve seen some great stuff out of both of their careers. Raven ranging all the way around the world, while Spike West had just recently joined XHF and almost became the first ever Chaotic Champion, only to receive an upset from Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith. Raven did not get that close, but he does have a victory over a former X*Crown Champion, a former World Champion, a former two-time United States Champion…I know it’s not a popular theory, but it might be a fact that there is truly none betta than the self-proclaimed ‘MVP of XHF’ Chris Kanyon! However! Raven has a victory over him! This is one that could really go either way, because Spike West also does have a victory over the sensational rookie…the sensational No Mercy Champion, Sexy Jason. I’m going to have to go with the experience here and believe that Raven is going to walk out with the win, although a very tough fight.”
Prediction: Raven
The final image of Raven shows him holding the retired Phoenix Championship, before we see the next share of flashbacks. The primary flashbacks go towards Reeshi and Steve Awesome, since this was a match to primarily fuel their feud. Jason Labonte kept his seated position while continuing to speak. During his speech, we saw a few shots of Jayson Matthews and Platinum, but still not as many as the two main stars who would fight over the X*Crown Championship this Sunday.
Tag Team Match
The Hierarchy (Platinum & Reeshi) vs. Jayson Matthews & X*Crown Champion Steve Awesome
“We’re finally coming closer to the main event of In Harm’s (Geta)Way, and the next match up is going to be the team of Platinum and the former X*Crown Champion, and a legend that none of us can deny, being Reeshi…to take on the new X*Crown Champion, Steve Awesome, and Jayson Matthews. We see some very promising things out of Steve Awesome as probably one of the greatest talents in XHF history. But there’s no denying the legendary status in Reeshi, and his ability to do what he does best: hurt people. Reeshi is very angry about losing the X*Crown Championship after he was not the one who tapped out, or pinned; the fact remains that Steve Awesome won that championship by forcing Chris Kanyon to tap out. He’ll have to prove to Reeshi this Sunday when they face each other, one on one, in that ring. As far as this match goes there are two wildcards; Platinum and Jayson Matthews, you have to question what both of them have done over their illustrious careers! Platinum clearly having the experience edge over him, being a former member of a Team Canada within the doors of XHF, being a former Junior-Heavyweight Champion, a former United States Champion, so he can get things done in that ring solo…his partner is a fellow Hierarchy member in Decoy. Anyways, as far as Jayson Matthews goes, he is the final Hardcore Champion in the XHF who has had a lot of great previous holders to it, and not to mention the history between Jayson Matthews and Steve Awesome! The Motor City Mafia. They have experience teaming with each other…while Reeshi and Platinum have both been around for a long time, they are not former XHF Tag-team Champions. They…are…not. If Reeshi can find a way to eliminate Jayson Matthews from this match early on, it could be in the hands of Hierarchy, but I wouldn’t count on it with Steve Awesome being there to back him up this time around. I’m going to go with the former XHF Tag-team Champions. The Motor City Mafia! Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews!”
Prediction: The Motor City Mafia; Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews
[/u][/color][/center]The Hierarchy (Platinum & Reeshi) vs. Jayson Matthews & X*Crown Champion Steve Awesome
“We’re finally coming closer to the main event of In Harm’s (Geta)Way, and the next match up is going to be the team of Platinum and the former X*Crown Champion, and a legend that none of us can deny, being Reeshi…to take on the new X*Crown Champion, Steve Awesome, and Jayson Matthews. We see some very promising things out of Steve Awesome as probably one of the greatest talents in XHF history. But there’s no denying the legendary status in Reeshi, and his ability to do what he does best: hurt people. Reeshi is very angry about losing the X*Crown Championship after he was not the one who tapped out, or pinned; the fact remains that Steve Awesome won that championship by forcing Chris Kanyon to tap out. He’ll have to prove to Reeshi this Sunday when they face each other, one on one, in that ring. As far as this match goes there are two wildcards; Platinum and Jayson Matthews, you have to question what both of them have done over their illustrious careers! Platinum clearly having the experience edge over him, being a former member of a Team Canada within the doors of XHF, being a former Junior-Heavyweight Champion, a former United States Champion, so he can get things done in that ring solo…his partner is a fellow Hierarchy member in Decoy. Anyways, as far as Jayson Matthews goes, he is the final Hardcore Champion in the XHF who has had a lot of great previous holders to it, and not to mention the history between Jayson Matthews and Steve Awesome! The Motor City Mafia. They have experience teaming with each other…while Reeshi and Platinum have both been around for a long time, they are not former XHF Tag-team Champions. They…are…not. If Reeshi can find a way to eliminate Jayson Matthews from this match early on, it could be in the hands of Hierarchy, but I wouldn’t count on it with Steve Awesome being there to back him up this time around. I’m going to go with the former XHF Tag-team Champions. The Motor City Mafia! Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews!”
Prediction: The Motor City Mafia; Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews
We see the final shot of The Motor City Mafia back while they were the Tag-team Champions. The image remains there for a couple seconds before going onto the next one where we see footage flashing through rather fast as they have six people that they have to go through, and all of them have quite a bit of history through XHF now.
Six-Person Tag Team Match
"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain, "The M-V-P" Kanyon & "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith, Primal & Mr. Happy
“Onto the main event, which is a rather big one. We’ve got the man who came up just short of winning the No Mercy Championship at Decimation, when he took on Sexy Jason; Primal. He’s going to be teaming with the Chaotic Champion, Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith, and Mr. Happy…all of their opponents are people that they will be facing at the pay-per-view this Sunday. ‘The MVP of XHF’ Chris Kanyon will be teaming with ‘The Frozen Phoenix’ Tara Fenix, and ‘The Walking Nightmare’ Deathtrain. There’s no doubt why this one took the main event because if we can rewind about a month and a half ago. Gastro, August 7th. Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith took on ‘The Frozen Phoenix’ who is known to be the only woman as a former XHF World Champion, as well as a former X*Crown Champion, and he gave her an absolute run for her money! He almost defeated her in the middle of that ring, but just short of it. With how Deathtrain has been treating him as of late, there’s no doubt that he’s mad about being jumped right after he won that championship from our Executive Director, Mikkel Seifer, but so far he has not been able to get much of an upper hand over Deathtrain. The same story goes for Mr. Happy as it does for Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith, as he was not able to pick up a victory over ‘The Walking Nightmare’! With the team of Chris Kanyon, Tara Fenix and Deathtrain having two of those three being former X*Crown and World Champions, I’m going to have to go with them in this match. There’s no doubt about it that Mr. Happy has surprised a lot of us by being as good as he is, as well as Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith, who has simply pulled magic out of all of his matches! A very promising future for those two. As well as Primal. The former number one contender for the No Mercy Championship, and you have to believe that he could be walking into Ruthless & Reckless this Sunday in a rematch against Sexy Jason, if it wasn’t for Kanyon getting himself involved. I just don’t think it’s their time to take out the XHF legends, with two of them not even being able to take out Deathtrain to date, who is a former European Champion. The question will be answered tomorrow evening if Deathtrain and Tara Fenix can put their own hatred for each other away, if we can recall back to January 2007 when they fought in the second ever Phoenix Den match. I think they will do fine as they both have bigger things to look for.”
Prediction: “The MVP of XHF” Chris Kanyon, “The Frozen Phoenix” Tara Fenix, “The Walking Nightmare” Deathtrain
[/u][/color][/center]"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain, "The M-V-P" Kanyon & "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith, Primal & Mr. Happy
“Onto the main event, which is a rather big one. We’ve got the man who came up just short of winning the No Mercy Championship at Decimation, when he took on Sexy Jason; Primal. He’s going to be teaming with the Chaotic Champion, Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith, and Mr. Happy…all of their opponents are people that they will be facing at the pay-per-view this Sunday. ‘The MVP of XHF’ Chris Kanyon will be teaming with ‘The Frozen Phoenix’ Tara Fenix, and ‘The Walking Nightmare’ Deathtrain. There’s no doubt why this one took the main event because if we can rewind about a month and a half ago. Gastro, August 7th. Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith took on ‘The Frozen Phoenix’ who is known to be the only woman as a former XHF World Champion, as well as a former X*Crown Champion, and he gave her an absolute run for her money! He almost defeated her in the middle of that ring, but just short of it. With how Deathtrain has been treating him as of late, there’s no doubt that he’s mad about being jumped right after he won that championship from our Executive Director, Mikkel Seifer, but so far he has not been able to get much of an upper hand over Deathtrain. The same story goes for Mr. Happy as it does for Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith, as he was not able to pick up a victory over ‘The Walking Nightmare’! With the team of Chris Kanyon, Tara Fenix and Deathtrain having two of those three being former X*Crown and World Champions, I’m going to have to go with them in this match. There’s no doubt about it that Mr. Happy has surprised a lot of us by being as good as he is, as well as Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith, who has simply pulled magic out of all of his matches! A very promising future for those two. As well as Primal. The former number one contender for the No Mercy Championship, and you have to believe that he could be walking into Ruthless & Reckless this Sunday in a rematch against Sexy Jason, if it wasn’t for Kanyon getting himself involved. I just don’t think it’s their time to take out the XHF legends, with two of them not even being able to take out Deathtrain to date, who is a former European Champion. The question will be answered tomorrow evening if Deathtrain and Tara Fenix can put their own hatred for each other away, if we can recall back to January 2007 when they fought in the second ever Phoenix Den match. I think they will do fine as they both have bigger things to look for.”
Prediction: “The MVP of XHF” Chris Kanyon, “The Frozen Phoenix” Tara Fenix, “The Walking Nightmare” Deathtrain
We see the image of the three individuals who would be teaming together tomorrow evening, and rather than going onto the next match…since that was the main event of In Harm’s (Geta)Way, we see an image of the upcoming pay-per-view event, Ruthless & Reckless. Jason Labonte gets out of the stool and takes a couple steps back just to the side of the giant television.
“Now, we are onto the pay-per-view! Ruthless & Reckless, which will take place this next Sunday, live at the War Memorial Stadium in Wailuku, Hawaii. If you have not already contacted your cable provider, I would advise you to do so as soon as possible because this is going to be a big one! There are a couple matches that I know for sure have not been named, which will include an over the top-rope battle royal to determine the next number one contender for the Chaotic Championship. Participants for that match will be decided tonight, in fact, by the Commissioner GQ Money, and Executive Director Mikkel Seifer. First and only time, I’m sure, that we’ll hear about them working together. I will do a live web broadcast to give my predictions for any matches that are named by tomorrow evening, but I’m going to go with what we got right now:”
The screen flashes back through multiple scenes, showing the stalking Mr. Happy as he watches Tara sleeping in her bed, and the teasing Tara Fenix as she is on camera with only bed sheets covering herself. Eventually, the shots go to their matches…even the tag match that they participated in a couple months back, that was eventually thrown out due to outside interference because of Reeshi.
"Poison" Match
(Special Guest Referee: Alice Cooper; Either individual involved must be forced to scream out the name of the other in order for the matchup to conclude.)
Mr. Happy vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix
“First, but certainly not least, is going to be the ‘Poison’ match, which we will welcome Alice Cooper to the XHF as he is the special guest referee for this contest. The way to win this match is simply by forcing your opponent to scream your name…this is a very confusing situation, to say the least, when we have Mr. Happy trying to charm the pants right off of the former World Champion, and she’s…giving in? This is something that none of us were really expecting, and if you’ve known Tara Fenix over the years that she has been in the XHF; you would know not to trust her deceitful eyes. However, she has surprised us in the past and has not always been the Medusa of the XHF. Personally, I think it’s going to be just hard to stop Mr. Happy from screaming Tara’s name at the top of his lungs, but if he can manage to stop that in order to get what he wants by making her scream his name, we could see him pull what would best be described as a major upset this Sunday. I wish that I could just flip a coin over this, but I’m going to go with my best educated decision here, and say that Mr. Happy…with as creepy as he has been lately…is going to walk out with this, and just maybe even with the heart of Tara Fenix.”
Prediction: Mr. Happy
[/u][/color][/center](Special Guest Referee: Alice Cooper; Either individual involved must be forced to scream out the name of the other in order for the matchup to conclude.)
Mr. Happy vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix
“First, but certainly not least, is going to be the ‘Poison’ match, which we will welcome Alice Cooper to the XHF as he is the special guest referee for this contest. The way to win this match is simply by forcing your opponent to scream your name…this is a very confusing situation, to say the least, when we have Mr. Happy trying to charm the pants right off of the former World Champion, and she’s…giving in? This is something that none of us were really expecting, and if you’ve known Tara Fenix over the years that she has been in the XHF; you would know not to trust her deceitful eyes. However, she has surprised us in the past and has not always been the Medusa of the XHF. Personally, I think it’s going to be just hard to stop Mr. Happy from screaming Tara’s name at the top of his lungs, but if he can manage to stop that in order to get what he wants by making her scream his name, we could see him pull what would best be described as a major upset this Sunday. I wish that I could just flip a coin over this, but I’m going to go with my best educated decision here, and say that Mr. Happy…with as creepy as he has been lately…is going to walk out with this, and just maybe even with the heart of Tara Fenix.”
Prediction: Mr. Happy
Mr. Happy has the final image, and the image stays for a couple seconds just as all the others have…next, we go to flashbacks of Primal and Chris Kanyon, including shots from the tournament that took place a couple weeks ago.
"Five Count" Singles Match for #1 Contendership to the No Mercy Championship
(Winner automatically earns the right to face either Sexy Jason OR Kris Destiny at next month's upcoming Supremacy PPV event on Sunday, October 25th.)
Primal vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
“The next match is going to be for the number one contender spot for the No Mercy Championship, and will take place in a ‘Five Count’ match. Which, as we all know, is the count for all No Mercy Championship matches! Primal will be taking on Chris Kanyon. We saw a mini-tournament take place with the participants being Kris Destiny, who was the overall winner, Raven, who we saw defeat Chris Kanyon, and Chris Kanyon and Primal…what I believe happened was Primal sought a little bit of vengeance for what Chris Kanyon did the previous week, when Primal was taking on Sexy Jason in a non-title Decimation rematch, and Kanyon didn’t even mean to cost him the match. He just wanted to send a message to the No Mercy Champion, so it ended up with both of them costing the other their match in the tournament that took place. Primal is aiming to hurt Chris Kanyon! I have to wonder if he will end this match when he has the chance, or if he will throw it all away to inflict pain on Kanyon. He demanded this match. He was granted this match. GQ Money’s hands are tied, he can’t do anything to call this match off after the Mikkel Seifer booked it! I don’t think Chris Kanyon will have too much to worry about, when it comes to the experience edge. A former World Champion, as I’ve said. A former X*Crown Champion, as I’ve said. I believe that Chris Kanyon will walk out with this but it will be no easy task from Primal, but I think that Primal is going to be focused a little bit more on hurting ‘The MVP of XHF’ rather than beating him.”
Prediction: “The MVP of XHF” Chris Kanyon
[/u][/color][/center](Winner automatically earns the right to face either Sexy Jason OR Kris Destiny at next month's upcoming Supremacy PPV event on Sunday, October 25th.)
Primal vs. "The M-V-P" Kanyon
“The next match is going to be for the number one contender spot for the No Mercy Championship, and will take place in a ‘Five Count’ match. Which, as we all know, is the count for all No Mercy Championship matches! Primal will be taking on Chris Kanyon. We saw a mini-tournament take place with the participants being Kris Destiny, who was the overall winner, Raven, who we saw defeat Chris Kanyon, and Chris Kanyon and Primal…what I believe happened was Primal sought a little bit of vengeance for what Chris Kanyon did the previous week, when Primal was taking on Sexy Jason in a non-title Decimation rematch, and Kanyon didn’t even mean to cost him the match. He just wanted to send a message to the No Mercy Champion, so it ended up with both of them costing the other their match in the tournament that took place. Primal is aiming to hurt Chris Kanyon! I have to wonder if he will end this match when he has the chance, or if he will throw it all away to inflict pain on Kanyon. He demanded this match. He was granted this match. GQ Money’s hands are tied, he can’t do anything to call this match off after the Mikkel Seifer booked it! I don’t think Chris Kanyon will have too much to worry about, when it comes to the experience edge. A former World Champion, as I’ve said. A former X*Crown Champion, as I’ve said. I believe that Chris Kanyon will walk out with this but it will be no easy task from Primal, but I think that Primal is going to be focused a little bit more on hurting ‘The MVP of XHF’ rather than beating him.”
Prediction: “The MVP of XHF” Chris Kanyon
The last image for those two goes to Chris Kanyon, as the winner of the match. Whether that would be true, we would find out at Ruthless & Reckless this Sunday. We now went to famous matches of Deathtrain and Tyrone Smith, even a few times where they would confront each other where Deathtrain primarily got the upper hand.
Chaotic Championship Match
"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
“We’re coming to yet another Chaotic Championship match, which Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith has been a great fighting champion this entire month…but he’s going to be taking on his biggest challenge with Deathtrain going after him this month. This entire month, ‘Crazy Boy’ has not been able to get any kind of upper hand over Deathtrain! It started last month on Decimation, right after he won the Chaotic Championship in the first ever Chaotic Ladder match, which was fought for the key for the briefcase…against Spike West, who, as I’ve said, is looking for that rematch for the Chaotic Championship but he was not able to get past ‘The Walking Nightmare’ this past Friday, where they fought for the right to face Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith for the Chaotic Championship at Ruthless & Reckless. Both of them have been part of the XHF for a long time, but Deathtrain does have a little bit more of a résumé, as a former European Champion…and one of the best that there was. ‘Crazy Boy’, I’ll hate to reinitiate this fact, but he walked out after he failed to defeat former XHF star, Jake ‘The Ace’ Conway. He has come back and he has proven to all of us, and everyone, that he was just ahead of his time. As great of an athlete that Tyrone Smith is, and a great Chaotic Champion, I do not believe he is going to be able to walk out with this one. I think we’ll see a new Chaotic Champion.”
Prediction: “The Walking Nightmare” Deathtrain
[/u][/color][/center]"The Walking Nightmare" Deathtrain vs. Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith ©
“We’re coming to yet another Chaotic Championship match, which Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith has been a great fighting champion this entire month…but he’s going to be taking on his biggest challenge with Deathtrain going after him this month. This entire month, ‘Crazy Boy’ has not been able to get any kind of upper hand over Deathtrain! It started last month on Decimation, right after he won the Chaotic Championship in the first ever Chaotic Ladder match, which was fought for the key for the briefcase…against Spike West, who, as I’ve said, is looking for that rematch for the Chaotic Championship but he was not able to get past ‘The Walking Nightmare’ this past Friday, where they fought for the right to face Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith for the Chaotic Championship at Ruthless & Reckless. Both of them have been part of the XHF for a long time, but Deathtrain does have a little bit more of a résumé, as a former European Champion…and one of the best that there was. ‘Crazy Boy’, I’ll hate to reinitiate this fact, but he walked out after he failed to defeat former XHF star, Jake ‘The Ace’ Conway. He has come back and he has proven to all of us, and everyone, that he was just ahead of his time. As great of an athlete that Tyrone Smith is, and a great Chaotic Champion, I do not believe he is going to be able to walk out with this one. I think we’ll see a new Chaotic Champion.”
Prediction: “The Walking Nightmare” Deathtrain
Deathtrain’s image remained on the screen for a couple seconds, and we finally got to the next match which was the No Mercy Championship. Jason Labonte slowly walked over to the opposite side of the screen while we saw flashbacks of these two competitors, including Kris Destiny winning the mini-tournament to become the number one contender for the No Mercy Championship and Sexy Jason winning the No Mercy Championship, as well as successfully defending it against Primal at last month’s pay-per-view.
XHF: No Mercy Championship Singles Match
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny vs. "The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason ©
“Following the Chaotic Championship will be the No Mercy Championship match, where Kris ‘Fa Sho’ Destiny has earned the right to face ‘The Sensational Rookie’ Sexy Jason, for the prestigious No Mercy Championship. Kris Destiny has taken the XHF completely by storm, after he walked out with his first couple victories over Obsidian and demanded some better competition! Administration didn’t see any reason why he didn’t deserve something like this, because this is the new XHF. This is the time for new stars to rise! Steve Awesome as the X*Crown Champion. Primal rising as the winner of Cruiserfest and becoming the number one contender for the No Mercy Championship. Sexy Jason coming in and finally winning the No Mercy Championship. Now we have Kris Destiny coming into the XHF and earning that number one contender slot for the No Mercy Championship! It is a great time for new people to come in and quickly earn a spot as a top contender, but we do have a lot of veterans that are aiming to hold them back. Kris Destiny is one of the people that squeezed his way past the veterans, and he’s going to take on a fellow XHF rookie in Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason will not lay down and just let him run through him to become the No Mercy Champion, because I believe that we can recall ever since Night of Champions this year, Sexy Jason was fighting for that No Mercy Championship! He took on the likes of Gravedigger, Harold Campbell, and he has fought on I’m going to give him at least a ninety-nine percent ratio of show activity, and no, ladies and gentlemen, that is no exaggeration. He fought his way for that No Mercy Championship, and he proved that he wasn’t going to give it up when he took on Primal at Decimation. Now he takes on Kris Destiny. Sexy Jason has gone through a lot, and I do not believe he is going to give it up that easily. He has my vote.”
Prediction: “The Sensational Rookie” Sexy Jason
[/u][/color][/center]Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny vs. "The Sensational Rookie" Sexy Jason ©
“Following the Chaotic Championship will be the No Mercy Championship match, where Kris ‘Fa Sho’ Destiny has earned the right to face ‘The Sensational Rookie’ Sexy Jason, for the prestigious No Mercy Championship. Kris Destiny has taken the XHF completely by storm, after he walked out with his first couple victories over Obsidian and demanded some better competition! Administration didn’t see any reason why he didn’t deserve something like this, because this is the new XHF. This is the time for new stars to rise! Steve Awesome as the X*Crown Champion. Primal rising as the winner of Cruiserfest and becoming the number one contender for the No Mercy Championship. Sexy Jason coming in and finally winning the No Mercy Championship. Now we have Kris Destiny coming into the XHF and earning that number one contender slot for the No Mercy Championship! It is a great time for new people to come in and quickly earn a spot as a top contender, but we do have a lot of veterans that are aiming to hold them back. Kris Destiny is one of the people that squeezed his way past the veterans, and he’s going to take on a fellow XHF rookie in Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason will not lay down and just let him run through him to become the No Mercy Champion, because I believe that we can recall ever since Night of Champions this year, Sexy Jason was fighting for that No Mercy Championship! He took on the likes of Gravedigger, Harold Campbell, and he has fought on I’m going to give him at least a ninety-nine percent ratio of show activity, and no, ladies and gentlemen, that is no exaggeration. He fought his way for that No Mercy Championship, and he proved that he wasn’t going to give it up when he took on Primal at Decimation. Now he takes on Kris Destiny. Sexy Jason has gone through a lot, and I do not believe he is going to give it up that easily. He has my vote.”
Prediction: “The Sensational Rookie” Sexy Jason
We saw a still image of Sexy Jason as the predicted winner…now, it was time for the match that everyone was waiting for…the main event of Ruthless & Reckless, as we saw Reeshi and Steve Awesome doing a lot of flashbacks over the last couple months and even throughout both of their decorated careers.
Last Man Standing Match for the XHF X*Crown Championship
"The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi vs. Steve Awesome ©
“Finally, the match that we have all been waiting for! The rematch between ‘The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard’, Reeshi, taking on the man who took his X*Crown Championship at Decimation in one of the biggest main events since XHF’s rebirth. Chris Kanyon versus MGK, versus Reeshi, versus Steve Awesome. There’s a couple facts that we have to look at for Reeshi, who has quite the experience edge over Steve Awesome. Don’t take Steve Awesome for granted, though, he is no rookie. However, Reeshi is a former two-time World Champion and the longest reigning champion at that with a total of fourteen months. Ever since he came back to the XHF at Night of Champions, he was the one that everyone wanted to beat! He started slow, but he eventually did exactly what he said he was going to do; become the X*Crown Champion. Steve Awesome has been in the XHF for a long time, the final United States Champion, and two-time United States Champion…former Tag-team Champion. He took on the former X*Crown Champion, Chris Kanyon, at Night of Champions this year, and so I think that he was long overdue for his victory because when I was watching XHF the day I heard about Steve Awesome taking on Chris Kanyon, the first thing that came to my mind: The future of the XHF. The new face of the XHF. He has finally done just that, he has finally become just that! He is the face of the XHF, as much of the new face as Sexy Jason is. I think now that Steve Awesome has finally climbed to the new peak of the mountain, seeing as the World Championship has been retired by the XHF Owner, he is not going to let that go! He’ll have to dig deep if he hopes to defeat the legendary Reeshi, but I think he can, and will do just that. Steve Awesome, I think he’s going to find a way to walk out as the X*Crown Champion and prove that he’s no fluke when he leaves Reeshi out for ten seconds.”
Prediction: Steve Awesome
"The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi vs. Steve Awesome ©
“Finally, the match that we have all been waiting for! The rematch between ‘The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard’, Reeshi, taking on the man who took his X*Crown Championship at Decimation in one of the biggest main events since XHF’s rebirth. Chris Kanyon versus MGK, versus Reeshi, versus Steve Awesome. There’s a couple facts that we have to look at for Reeshi, who has quite the experience edge over Steve Awesome. Don’t take Steve Awesome for granted, though, he is no rookie. However, Reeshi is a former two-time World Champion and the longest reigning champion at that with a total of fourteen months. Ever since he came back to the XHF at Night of Champions, he was the one that everyone wanted to beat! He started slow, but he eventually did exactly what he said he was going to do; become the X*Crown Champion. Steve Awesome has been in the XHF for a long time, the final United States Champion, and two-time United States Champion…former Tag-team Champion. He took on the former X*Crown Champion, Chris Kanyon, at Night of Champions this year, and so I think that he was long overdue for his victory because when I was watching XHF the day I heard about Steve Awesome taking on Chris Kanyon, the first thing that came to my mind: The future of the XHF. The new face of the XHF. He has finally done just that, he has finally become just that! He is the face of the XHF, as much of the new face as Sexy Jason is. I think now that Steve Awesome has finally climbed to the new peak of the mountain, seeing as the World Championship has been retired by the XHF Owner, he is not going to let that go! He’ll have to dig deep if he hopes to defeat the legendary Reeshi, but I think he can, and will do just that. Steve Awesome, I think he’s going to find a way to walk out as the X*Crown Champion and prove that he’s no fluke when he leaves Reeshi out for ten seconds.”
Prediction: Steve Awesome
We saw Steve Awesome standing tall as the winner, with the X*Crown Championship being held high as the final image. After the few seconds passed, Jason Labonte went back over to the stool but did not sit down yet, but instead had his hands in front of him as he continued talking about his predictions a moment longer before finally introducing Brad Kane.
“One thing that I do have to say to all of you is that you should not be gambling on professional wrestling! If you really want to because you might have the money to do so, even in the recession of the U.S. economy, then I’m going to have to ask that you make sure you win! Take my predictions, and I bet that you can bank on it. I can’t always be right, and I won’t always be wrong. These are just my predictions. There are a number of people around the world who might think the absolute opposite of me, and to each his own. Please don’t gamble. That’s my message.
And now, we’re going to finally introduce our guest of the show: The former World Champion, a former Junior-Heavyweight Champion, an all-around icon through the XHF ages! Brad Kane!”
And now, we’re going to finally introduce our guest of the show: The former World Champion, a former Junior-Heavyweight Champion, an all-around icon through the XHF ages! Brad Kane!”
“Starting Over” by Killswitch Engage starts to play over the studio speakers as Brad Kane enters from the left side of the room, as Jason Labonte applauds for the arrival of Brad Kane. As soon as he gets close enough, Jason Labonte extends his hand out and Brad Kane gracefully shakes his hand before both of them take a seat in the stool and the music cuts.
“Wow! Thank you for being my guest on the show tonight, Brad. I’m glad to have you here. How are you doing?
"I'm doing pretty good right now. Enjoying life and that sort of thing."
“Sounds great, man, again. I’m glad to have you here. We’ve had quite a few questions flood in from the fans and some of your colleagues, which I figure we’ll get those questions covered first, if that’s alright with you?”
"No problem Jason."
“The first question that we got came in from ‘The Frozen Phoenix’ Tara Fenix, and her question is related to your sex life, apparently…she’s mentioned that she heard about you enjoying being abused, and using all sorts of toys with your wife, and goes on to call you a freak. Can you confirm any of this, or would you mind confirming any of this? If you feel that to be too personal, feel free to ignore the question.”
"Nah, I pretty open with my sex life. Yes Tara, my wife and I are into all sorts of things. I've even took a dildo in the ass a few times. Its really no big deal considering that its a proven fact the male g-spot is in our ass. So its not so much of being a freak as it is just trying to have the most powerful orgasm."
“I must admit that I am slightly disturbed. But to each his own, you still take the shots in the ring that I could never take…anyways, I hope that answers Tara’s question. The next question came in from Matt Hicks, another XHF wrestler, who started talking about the past that he has had with you. Mentioning that he defeated you for the XHF Junior-Heavyweight Championship back at Terminal Velocity a couple years back, and even concluded his e-mail by challenging you to a match at Ruthless & Reckless this Sunday. I’m sure the fans, as well as myself, are wondering if you’re going to accept his challenge?”
"I'm doing pretty good right now. Enjoying life and that sort of thing."
“Sounds great, man, again. I’m glad to have you here. We’ve had quite a few questions flood in from the fans and some of your colleagues, which I figure we’ll get those questions covered first, if that’s alright with you?”
"No problem Jason."
“The first question that we got came in from ‘The Frozen Phoenix’ Tara Fenix, and her question is related to your sex life, apparently…she’s mentioned that she heard about you enjoying being abused, and using all sorts of toys with your wife, and goes on to call you a freak. Can you confirm any of this, or would you mind confirming any of this? If you feel that to be too personal, feel free to ignore the question.”
"Nah, I pretty open with my sex life. Yes Tara, my wife and I are into all sorts of things. I've even took a dildo in the ass a few times. Its really no big deal considering that its a proven fact the male g-spot is in our ass. So its not so much of being a freak as it is just trying to have the most powerful orgasm."
“I must admit that I am slightly disturbed. But to each his own, you still take the shots in the ring that I could never take…anyways, I hope that answers Tara’s question. The next question came in from Matt Hicks, another XHF wrestler, who started talking about the past that he has had with you. Mentioning that he defeated you for the XHF Junior-Heavyweight Championship back at Terminal Velocity a couple years back, and even concluded his e-mail by challenging you to a match at Ruthless & Reckless this Sunday. I’m sure the fans, as well as myself, are wondering if you’re going to accept his challenge?”
Brad grins for a moment.
"Matt Hicks, eh? The man who seemingly leeches himself to Rage at a moment's notice just to make a few more bucks. I'm GLAD to accept your challenge to a match at Ruthless & Reckless. In fact, I'll one up you. We'll have a match but it'll be a pure wrestling match. Answer that, Hicks."
“There you have it, folks, it will be Matt Hicks to take on Brad Kane this Sunday! The next question was submitted by your wife, Megan Kane, who…if you don’t mind me saying, is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, and I think you’re probably one of the luckiest men in the world. So…kudos to that, man. Anyways, her question is wondering when she’s going to receive her next Bradley Bear?”
"Oh jeez. Megan, one isn't enough for you? Our anniversary is next month so I'll see what I can do."
“Sounds like you’re a keeper to Megan as well. Most men just forget about any kind of dates, anniversaries, birthdays, or anything…I know I’m bad with that.”
“There you have it, folks, it will be Matt Hicks to take on Brad Kane this Sunday! The next question was submitted by your wife, Megan Kane, who…if you don’t mind me saying, is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, and I think you’re probably one of the luckiest men in the world. So…kudos to that, man. Anyways, her question is wondering when she’s going to receive her next Bradley Bear?”
"Oh jeez. Megan, one isn't enough for you? Our anniversary is next month so I'll see what I can do."
“Sounds like you’re a keeper to Megan as well. Most men just forget about any kind of dates, anniversaries, birthdays, or anything…I know I’m bad with that.”
Jason laughs a little as he thinks about all the dates that he has forgotten in the past.
“And the last question that we’ll do is from an actual fan…though, by the question, I would assume that he’s more of a Megan Kane fan. From Johnny Blaze, he’s asking if you will please allow Megan Kane to do a Playboy photo shoot…now I think that all the male fans, and even a lot of women are hoping you say yes to this one.”
"Johnny, there is one better then a Playboy shoot. In an upcoming issue of Hustler, my wife is the main centerfold for the issue."
“I have to get my hands on that. That does it for the questions from your colleagues and fans, though, and I do have a few questions that I would like to ask you. First of all; what made you want to come back to the XHF? Like, do you have any titles that you’re going after? Specific goals? Or…?”
"Well I do have a goal in mind but Steve Awesome currently has that final goal as far as a title goes. Other then that, just felt like seeing if I could still compete at that old XHF level like I use to.”
“With Steve Awesome holding the X*Crown Championship, do you have any plans on going after him while he’s the champion? I think that would make for a great match, but are you going to let him have his time in the spotlight or are you going to aim to dethrone the champion whenever his next availability is? Seeing as he is quite busy with Reeshi over this next week.”
"I'm great friends with Steve and this is his time to shine. The man is a great wrestler and I don't want to step on his toes in the least bit. I think he'll handle Reeshi pretty well though at the pay per view. Steve's a tough guy."
“No doubt, that’s why he has my vote for taking the victory this Sunday. We have just confirmed that you will be facing Matt Hicks at Ruthless & Reckless, but you have one more person in your way tomorrow night at In Harm’s (Geta)Way…someone completely new to the XHF that goes by Arik Kaige. Are you worried at all by stepping into the ring to face this guy? He has had quite a lot of words to share about you, and to the XHF.”
"Really? I've been trying to get something put together but time seems to slip quickly when I deal with six kids three or younger. But I'm sure Arik is a solid wrestler, looks pretty good. I have every right to be worried for the pre show."
“That’s quite a lot of kids, and a lot of responsibility. But I have faith that you’ll find it in your ability to be able to pull that win out somehow…do you have anything else you’d like to say towards Matt Hicks? What do you think about him?”
"Sure Matt might've won that Junior Title from me but Rage cost me the belt in the first place. February a couple of years back, I beat him in a match and he suddenly forgets it? Matt, you know what I used to be capable. You used to know how Reckless Jack worked. Brad Kane is completely different from that. I'm sure you'll find that out in due time."
“If he really has forgotten so much, he must not remember that you went on to become the XHF World Champion during that time. Anyways, my final question for you is who would you say is your greatest challenge in the XHF, and why?”
"It wasn't so much one person as it was sixty four of them when I won the Rumble back in 2007. That was one of the hardest things in my career and thanks to that prick Kevin Hardaway, I was able to win it. It was pure hell trying to last that long but I did it and I'm sure I'm the only junior heavyweight in XHF history to win the Rumble. That was my greatest challenge and perhaps accomplishment as weird as it seems.
“Yeah, there’s only a small number of people who have been able to win the Rumble, and ultimately go to win the Night of Champions main event. So that is an absolutely spectacular feat! But one more question: Is there anyone wrestling for the XHF right now that you would consider to be your greatest challenge, who you do have a victory over or would like to have another match with? Basically the match that could prove to yourself, and all of these fans, that you are still one of the best wrestlers to ever be on the XHF roster.”
"Three fucking letters. M...G...K..."
“Truly what would be a spectacular match, and a great Night of Champions rematch that’s long in the making. It was a pleasure to have you on the show, Brad Kane, and you’re always welcome to come back as a visitor to the show.”
"Johnny, there is one better then a Playboy shoot. In an upcoming issue of Hustler, my wife is the main centerfold for the issue."
“I have to get my hands on that. That does it for the questions from your colleagues and fans, though, and I do have a few questions that I would like to ask you. First of all; what made you want to come back to the XHF? Like, do you have any titles that you’re going after? Specific goals? Or…?”
"Well I do have a goal in mind but Steve Awesome currently has that final goal as far as a title goes. Other then that, just felt like seeing if I could still compete at that old XHF level like I use to.”
“With Steve Awesome holding the X*Crown Championship, do you have any plans on going after him while he’s the champion? I think that would make for a great match, but are you going to let him have his time in the spotlight or are you going to aim to dethrone the champion whenever his next availability is? Seeing as he is quite busy with Reeshi over this next week.”
"I'm great friends with Steve and this is his time to shine. The man is a great wrestler and I don't want to step on his toes in the least bit. I think he'll handle Reeshi pretty well though at the pay per view. Steve's a tough guy."
“No doubt, that’s why he has my vote for taking the victory this Sunday. We have just confirmed that you will be facing Matt Hicks at Ruthless & Reckless, but you have one more person in your way tomorrow night at In Harm’s (Geta)Way…someone completely new to the XHF that goes by Arik Kaige. Are you worried at all by stepping into the ring to face this guy? He has had quite a lot of words to share about you, and to the XHF.”
"Really? I've been trying to get something put together but time seems to slip quickly when I deal with six kids three or younger. But I'm sure Arik is a solid wrestler, looks pretty good. I have every right to be worried for the pre show."
“That’s quite a lot of kids, and a lot of responsibility. But I have faith that you’ll find it in your ability to be able to pull that win out somehow…do you have anything else you’d like to say towards Matt Hicks? What do you think about him?”
"Sure Matt might've won that Junior Title from me but Rage cost me the belt in the first place. February a couple of years back, I beat him in a match and he suddenly forgets it? Matt, you know what I used to be capable. You used to know how Reckless Jack worked. Brad Kane is completely different from that. I'm sure you'll find that out in due time."
“If he really has forgotten so much, he must not remember that you went on to become the XHF World Champion during that time. Anyways, my final question for you is who would you say is your greatest challenge in the XHF, and why?”
"It wasn't so much one person as it was sixty four of them when I won the Rumble back in 2007. That was one of the hardest things in my career and thanks to that prick Kevin Hardaway, I was able to win it. It was pure hell trying to last that long but I did it and I'm sure I'm the only junior heavyweight in XHF history to win the Rumble. That was my greatest challenge and perhaps accomplishment as weird as it seems.
“Yeah, there’s only a small number of people who have been able to win the Rumble, and ultimately go to win the Night of Champions main event. So that is an absolutely spectacular feat! But one more question: Is there anyone wrestling for the XHF right now that you would consider to be your greatest challenge, who you do have a victory over or would like to have another match with? Basically the match that could prove to yourself, and all of these fans, that you are still one of the best wrestlers to ever be on the XHF roster.”
"Three fucking letters. M...G...K..."
“Truly what would be a spectacular match, and a great Night of Champions rematch that’s long in the making. It was a pleasure to have you on the show, Brad Kane, and you’re always welcome to come back as a visitor to the show.”
Jason Labonte stands up, and extends his hand to Brad Kane. Brad is glad to shake it before leaving the set without saying another word. After Brad Kane leaves the set, Jason Labonte claps his hands together and smiles at the camera while taking a couple steps towards the camera.
"Be sure to join us next week, folks, when we have ‘The Frozen Phoenix’ Tara Fenix in the studio to answer any of your questions! Just in case you’ve forgotten, you can submit any and all questions by sending them in at jasonlabonte@xhf.com! Thank you for tuning in this week! See you all again next week! Bye!"
He waves to the camera and also exit’s the set as the scene fades on the same picture that it had opened with.