Post by Timeless on Aug 23, 2020 1:10:45 GMT -5
[We see a huge double bed, blood red satin sheets, and laying in it is Timeless and Roxylishus. No, they are not ‘doing it’ you creepy pervs, what do you think this is, a Trent Jones promotional? No, Timeless is sleeping, he looks the picture of perfection as he slumbers, Roxylishus on the other hand is not her usual goddess self, she looks unsettled, and is tossing and turning, she is sweating also and looks very disturbed. She suddenly sits bolt upright, waking with a shock and the commotion also wakes Timeless.]
Roxylishus : Oh my_god.
Timeless : What babe? (rubbing his eyes) What the hell’s going on?
Roxylishus : Man! It was terrible. I had the WORST dream eva~!
Timeless : We were stuck back in SWAT with Caffrey?
Roxylishus : No.
Timeless : Eric Dane had come back to Northern to face me?
Roxylishus : NO! Listen, it was MUCH worse. Like, we were in the future …
Timeless : (checking his time travel watch) We didn’t go on any adventrues with this tonight.
Roxylishus : I KNOW! Dammit! Listen to me! I saw the future, and let me tell you, it was worse than anything we could imagine.
Timeless : What happened.
Roxylishus : Like, we were OLD! In our THIRTIES! And we had these kids. SNOT NOSED KIDS! They were running around out of control, chirping away, it was horrendous.
Timeless : Yuck.
Roxylishus : You’re telling me! And that’s not the worst of it. I was … get this … FAT! At least a size 14.
[Roxylishus flops over and buries her head into her pillow and starts crying. Timeless ogles her peach butt for a moment, then looks across at the clock and it reads 3am and he is weighing up going back to sleep, tapping that ass, or consoling her. He sighs and rolls his eyes knowing its going to be the later.]
Timeless : It was just a dream, it will be all right.
Roxylishus : Promise me! Promise we will never have kids. NEVER! (she snarls the last never with venom)
Timeless : Yeah, yeah. You got it, no kids. (Timeless agrees with her, comforting her)
Roxylishus : Good. Just to make sure, we are going to book you in at the Docs tomorrow. You’re going to have to get the snip.
Timeless : The snip? No way. Not me, no on is cutting anything of mine down there.
Roxylishus : Fine! (she pouts) but until you do, consider these legs CLOSED FOR BUSINESS!
[Roxylishus flops over angrily, facing away from Timeless. He stares at her and then the ceiling, and then back at her and sighs again.]
Timeless : Ok. You win, I’ll get it done.
Roxylishus : Yippee! (she rolls over and stares at him sexily.) You won’t regret it! (she coo’s)
[Timeless advances on her, moving in for the kill but she blocks him, holding up her hand.]
Roxylishus : Not tonight bucko! Not till the op is done!
[She kisses him on the forehead and smiles sweetly at him and then rolls over. Timeless now stares at the ceiling not being able to get back to sleep. Telling himself someone is going to pay for this, someone at the next NPW show! ]
Roxylishus : Oh my_god.
Timeless : What babe? (rubbing his eyes) What the hell’s going on?
Roxylishus : Man! It was terrible. I had the WORST dream eva~!
Timeless : We were stuck back in SWAT with Caffrey?
Roxylishus : No.
Timeless : Eric Dane had come back to Northern to face me?
Roxylishus : NO! Listen, it was MUCH worse. Like, we were in the future …
Timeless : (checking his time travel watch) We didn’t go on any adventrues with this tonight.
Roxylishus : I KNOW! Dammit! Listen to me! I saw the future, and let me tell you, it was worse than anything we could imagine.
Timeless : What happened.
Roxylishus : Like, we were OLD! In our THIRTIES! And we had these kids. SNOT NOSED KIDS! They were running around out of control, chirping away, it was horrendous.
Timeless : Yuck.
Roxylishus : You’re telling me! And that’s not the worst of it. I was … get this … FAT! At least a size 14.
[Roxylishus flops over and buries her head into her pillow and starts crying. Timeless ogles her peach butt for a moment, then looks across at the clock and it reads 3am and he is weighing up going back to sleep, tapping that ass, or consoling her. He sighs and rolls his eyes knowing its going to be the later.]
Timeless : It was just a dream, it will be all right.
Roxylishus : Promise me! Promise we will never have kids. NEVER! (she snarls the last never with venom)
Timeless : Yeah, yeah. You got it, no kids. (Timeless agrees with her, comforting her)
Roxylishus : Good. Just to make sure, we are going to book you in at the Docs tomorrow. You’re going to have to get the snip.
Timeless : The snip? No way. Not me, no on is cutting anything of mine down there.
Roxylishus : Fine! (she pouts) but until you do, consider these legs CLOSED FOR BUSINESS!
[Roxylishus flops over angrily, facing away from Timeless. He stares at her and then the ceiling, and then back at her and sighs again.]
Timeless : Ok. You win, I’ll get it done.
Roxylishus : Yippee! (she rolls over and stares at him sexily.) You won’t regret it! (she coo’s)
[Timeless advances on her, moving in for the kill but she blocks him, holding up her hand.]
Roxylishus : Not tonight bucko! Not till the op is done!
[She kisses him on the forehead and smiles sweetly at him and then rolls over. Timeless now stares at the ceiling not being able to get back to sleep. Telling himself someone is going to pay for this, someone at the next NPW show! ]
