Lord Dominicus Speaks on Entering NPW!
Aug 25, 2020 20:58:16 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 25, 2020 20:58:16 GMT -5
*We open on Lord Dominicus sitting at a black cloth-covered table, in a black chair, with a black microphone sat upon it. Behind him is a black sheet draped down the wall. He's wearing a black shirt and black face over his normal also black mask. Honestly this was not well thought out. But it is really black.*
LD: Hello you miserable peons who get your kicks from the voyeuristic life of watching our every move. WELCOME TO MY CYBER-PRESS CONFERENCE!
*He does a pose but between the black shirt on a black background and the fact that he appears to also be wearing black gloves it’s hard to tell what exactly the pose is. This was…again….not well planned out.*
LD: After that WRETCHED HIVE MCCW closed, probably for not recognizing TRUE DARK TALENT, I was assailed by a myriad of GARBAGE PROMOTIONS for my services. However, after much careful thought I have chosen to sign with Northern Pro Wrestling!
*He stops to ponder to himself.*
LD: Am I the greatest star to sign with Northern? Probably. After all, I am the CURRENT AND FOREVER EWF Superior Champion. AND THE ONCE AND FUTURE XHF JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Yes, you see, I am a clever one and so I signed with Northern to follow the Junior Heavyweight Championship that was once mine and will be again!
*Suddenly there’s a buzz, Dominicus looks distracted, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a black cell phone.*
LD: Yes? I mean, I’m a little busy with this CYBER-PRESS CONFEREN- oh it’s about that? Yes I said I want the JH Championship…….
*There’s a pause. After a few moments he closes his phone.*
LD: TAR-BLACK-NATION! Rebel Ro- WHAT EVEN IS A REBEL ROCK WRESTLING!? I ALREADY SIGNED THE- whatever.
*He calms himself down.*
LD: You didn’t see that, right? Anyway, I will NOT be pursuing the Junior Heavyweight Championship since it isn’t here. BUT I SHALL CRUSH NPW UNDER MY DOMINI-BOOT! And after NPW…..THE WORLD!
*He stands up.*
LD: That is all, you may now take your pictures.
*There’s a pause. Dominicus looks away from the camera down at something below our line of sight.*
LD: No no, press the button. Yes that one, for realistic camera fla-
*BAM! It’s a strobe light!*
LD: AH!
*Dominicus is immediately blinded and tries to cover his eyes and move, which causes him to trip over the black sheet on the table, it all goes down. Microphone, table cloth, table, and Lord Dominicus.*
LD: TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
*And the camera obliges*
LD: Hello you miserable peons who get your kicks from the voyeuristic life of watching our every move. WELCOME TO MY CYBER-PRESS CONFERENCE!
*He does a pose but between the black shirt on a black background and the fact that he appears to also be wearing black gloves it’s hard to tell what exactly the pose is. This was…again….not well planned out.*
LD: After that WRETCHED HIVE MCCW closed, probably for not recognizing TRUE DARK TALENT, I was assailed by a myriad of GARBAGE PROMOTIONS for my services. However, after much careful thought I have chosen to sign with Northern Pro Wrestling!
*He stops to ponder to himself.*
LD: Am I the greatest star to sign with Northern? Probably. After all, I am the CURRENT AND FOREVER EWF Superior Champion. AND THE ONCE AND FUTURE XHF JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Yes, you see, I am a clever one and so I signed with Northern to follow the Junior Heavyweight Championship that was once mine and will be again!
*Suddenly there’s a buzz, Dominicus looks distracted, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a black cell phone.*
LD: Yes? I mean, I’m a little busy with this CYBER-PRESS CONFEREN- oh it’s about that? Yes I said I want the JH Championship…….
*There’s a pause. After a few moments he closes his phone.*
LD: TAR-BLACK-NATION! Rebel Ro- WHAT EVEN IS A REBEL ROCK WRESTLING!? I ALREADY SIGNED THE- whatever.
*He calms himself down.*
LD: You didn’t see that, right? Anyway, I will NOT be pursuing the Junior Heavyweight Championship since it isn’t here. BUT I SHALL CRUSH NPW UNDER MY DOMINI-BOOT! And after NPW…..THE WORLD!
*He stands up.*
LD: That is all, you may now take your pictures.
*There’s a pause. Dominicus looks away from the camera down at something below our line of sight.*
LD: No no, press the button. Yes that one, for realistic camera fla-
*BAM! It’s a strobe light!*
LD: AH!
*Dominicus is immediately blinded and tries to cover his eyes and move, which causes him to trip over the black sheet on the table, it all goes down. Microphone, table cloth, table, and Lord Dominicus.*
LD: TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
*And the camera obliges*
