Your Living Legend is Indeed Your Living Legend [NO MASKS]
Aug 26, 2020 8:19:29 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer and Oh-Oh like this
Post by ViciousLothario on Aug 26, 2020 8:19:29 GMT -5
[CAM ON]
Zézé Taborda is walking in some sort of backstage area, with a beautiful silk shirt and with some beautiful retro round red tinted sunglasses. I'm pretty sure the term "star quality" was created to define the Living Legend. We can see the following poster on the wall:
It doesn't take long until a legion of interviewers invades the Taborda's space. Cameras flashing everywhere and Taborda quickly poses for the pictures, doing all kind of model poses.
INTERVIEWER: Zézé! Zézé! First things first, can you tell us all about this committee and his first meeting?
Zézé Taborda: This is the "No Mask, No censorship to beauty committee!" - founded by me of course.
INTERVIEWER: That's outrageous! You're aware of COVID-19 and his principal way of attacking. That masks must be worn in close spaces to prevent its spreading from individual to individual?
Zézé Taborda: If I had your ugly face, you stupid, glasses wearing, shitty-interviewer-who-doesn't-get-laid-for-ten-thousand-years-and-the-closest-he-had-of-a-sexual-relationship-was-siting-in-a-toilet-after-a-woman-did.... *long pause*
Sure! I would think is outrageous! But look at me!
Taborda poses to the camera with a smirk on his face showcasing the definition of beauty. Before continue to speech in a fast paced angry way.
Zézé Taborda: You need to understand, what you can't understand. Coronavirus's mask prevents spreading thing was created by ugly bastards like you so they don't have to deal with my and my girlfriends beauty all day long. That's the sole reason behind it. It was done out of envy and boy I've been in the wrestling business for a long time so I know envy from a mile away. But let me tell you, you can try to hide half of my beautiful face behind a mask, attempt to destroy my beautiful beard and cut my beauty into half. But at the end of the day, you will realize that half of my beauty is ten times your beauty. And I tell you more, I won't wear face masks even if they pay me to do it. What looks good is to be shown, and nobody, NOBODY! WILL destroy my trademark that is my beautiful face. Next question!
Taborda is already glowing red, what a temper he has. He inhales and exhales harder.
INTERVIEWER: What really broughts us here, Taborda...
Zézé Taborda: STOP! Taborda?!?! Have we been in school together?! Cause I don't recall being in school with you. You are talking to the Living Legend. NEXT QUESTION!
INTERVIEWER: Living Legend, future god of Atlantic which beauty is beyond measure...
Zézé Taborda: You hear that? Take the wax out of your ears and listen to this guy. It will save your career. Proceed please!
INTERVIEWER: What are your plans for the next NPW show?!
Zézé Taborda: Wait! WAIT A SECOND! You were going good and you had to destroy all the hype you've built! It reminds me of so many XHF Wrestlers... *sigh* Of course nobody has my intelligence in this room...*sigh* But at least do your f*cking job right for one second, will you? You got to be thankful that I chose to be a wrestler cause If I chose to be an interviewer all of your asses would be unemployed at home. If you want to do a proper interview, you need to start from point 1. You DON'T GO TO POINT 2! JESUS! POINT 1!! "MY LIVING LEGEND, HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER YOU PICKED UP A MAJESTIC WIN OVER TWO OF THE BIGGEST STARS WITHIN NPW AT LAST NPW EVENT?" THAT'S POINT 1. Go ahead ask me!
INTERVIEWER: Well that wasn't really a majestic win. You spent the entire match on the ground and got a pinfall out of nowhere, everyone in the arena felt cheated...
Zézé Taborda: SHUT UP YOU PUPPET!
Taborda takes the mic out of the interviewer and starts speaking for himself.
Zézé Taborda: FIRST THINGS FIRST! That was a majestic win! I could go toe-to-toe against Joe-Gay-Number-Ten and Henry the stupid Rat Brian Danielson any day of the week at anytime. BUT! Your Living Legend has a memory and Taborda recalls the stupid rat throwing him out of the ring when Taborda wasn't aware cause he was fighting against Lee'See SPenis. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENED! I DON'T RECALL ANYBODY! NOT A SINGLE SOUL! TALKING ABOUT TABORDA BEING CHEATED OTHER THAN TABORDA! YOU and EVERYBODY called it... "EXPERIENCE"! I know that hating Taborda is what gave you a job in the first place, but you need to understand GREATNESS! WHEN YOU SEE IT! I WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND, STUPID! That battle royal was for a title shot at any NPW title! IT WAS YOUR LIVING LEGEND DEBUT AT NPW! What has your Living Legend done after?! HE HAS HUNTED THE ONES WHO TOOK THAT TITLE SHOT AWAY FROM HIM! YOUR LIVING LEGEND DESTROYED THAT CANADIAN BROOMSTICK, LEE'SEE'SPenis! THEN HE SIGNED UP FOR A TRIPLE THREAT! HE PUT HIS CHANCE TO BE AT THE END OF DAYS AND TO FIGHT FOR HIS PRIMARY GOAL - THE X-CROWN - ON THE LINE! THEN HE DEFEATED CLEANLY! I REPEAT CLEANLY! Joe-Gay-Number-Ten! AND the one who tried to set back Taborda's path to greatness, Henry "The Rat" Bryan Danielson! And Now Your Living Legend will be going to the End Of Days! Your Living Legend has the title shot he was cheated off! SO THERE'S NO DENIAL THAT YOUR LIVING LEGEND IS INDEED YOUR LIVING LEGEND.
INTERVIEWER: But you spent the entire match on the floor, everyone saw it!
Zézé Taborda: I'm about to Macho Buster you! *points at the interviewer and slowly puts his finger down* But I will explain slowly... so you can understand! I'm responsible for what I do and for what I say! I'm not responsible for what your un-brilliant minds understand! And what have I done?! I gave that rat some of his own medicine! Like I said earlier, I can go toe-to-toe with any of them ANY F*N DAY OF THE WEEK! AT ANYTIME! BUT TABORDA IS NO HUNGRY YOUNG GUY LOOKING FOR RECOGNITION! Like most of the "wrestlers" in XHF! Your Living Legend is Methodical, COLD, RUTHLESS, MASTER TECHNICIAN WHO HAS A PLAN! I'm about to compete for the X-CROWN at the End of Days tournament! And I'm preparing for it! I'm storing all of my energy to be unleashed when the time is right! You think that a shoulder against the ring post? Puts Taborda away? Your Living Legend would be put away by a shoulder into the ring post?! IF YOU THINK SO, YOU ARE WAY OUT OF THIS PLANET, PAL! AND SO WERE MY OPPONENTS! Taborda just saw the opportunity to let them do the job of beating each other! And Taborda was on the floor waiting! and waiting!! FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO STRIKE! AND WHEN HE DID! HE WON! 1! 2! 3! THERE'S NO DENIAL IN THAT! And if you look at it from Taborda's point of view! Taborda got what he came for here in NPW. He won his second match in a row! He won at NPW's Main-Event! He defeated two of the so-called best talents in NPW! He has a title shot! He will represent the best promotion in XHF at the End of Days and he spared his energy for it! But ok, go on, keep on hating me since that is what sells your stupid interviews to all the cuckolds in the world who hate Your Living Legend as well!
INTERVIEWER: You spoke about the End of Days and NPW being the best promotion in XHF! Explain it to us and How are you preparing for it?
Zézé Taborda: NPW is the best federation in XHF, no doubt. It has the best talent pool! Starting with Zézé, going through Your Living Legend and ending at Taborda! Also, I've been watching XHF for a long time, I even fought for AWF in a match which I won - of course - and they wanted to pay me a bag of peanuts. And that was called the best promotion in XHF at the time! Your Living Legend can assure you that he knows his opponents, knows their old tactics and knows that are a lot of hungry guys looking for the X-CROWN! But surely they don't have the star quality, the technicality, the sexiness of Your Living Legend, but I can assure you we will see some great action! And I won't go no further about it right now. Cause there's going to be a NPW show tomorrow! And that's my focus right now! I won't compete! But I will be there!
INTERVIEWER: What's your plan for tomorrow?
Zézé Taborda: You're starting to get the hang of it. My plan for tomorrow and going forward in NPW! It's pretty simple! Your Living Legend has the leverage on his side, All the mometum is on his side, and if there was a tiny bit of denial that your Living Legend was really Your Living Legend, there isn't anymore. Your Living Legend now has a title shot he can use when he wants! So for now I will be creeping around! Stalking my next prey! Waiting for the right moment to strike! Just like I did at the last event! In the meanwhile, your Living Legend will be crowned with the X-Crown! Re-establishing the statement that NPW is the best Federation on XHF! So most of the dumbs that watch XHF can't deny it! AND THEN! TABORDA WILL CONQUER THE MAJOR TITLE IN NPW! SO YOUR LIVING LEGEND! IS THE BEST WRESTLER IN XHF HAVING THE X-CROWN! AND HAVING THE MAJOR TITLE ON NPW! And the most funny part about it, is that Your Living Legend can hunt any title on NPW of his pleasing! Once Your Living Legend captures any title in NPW! IT WILL BECOME THE MAJOR TITLE OF NPW!
INTERVIEWER: Seems you have your path laid out, let's hope no "rock" will come in your way... NPW also has several new talent what's the Living Legend take on that?
Zézé Taborda: I usually don't talk about it. But since Taborda came to NPW that most of the talent around here is kind of shadowed by my greatness! So, NPW had to make a move, hire a couple of guys who they think it's good for the business, refresh the list of people that TABORDA can face and defeat! I personally feel that is a good move and a good way to do business. I'm always hyped to beat someone in the ring! To give this hungry new guys the opportunity to defeat a Living Legend! - which they will never will - And give them more than the usual curtain jerker role they deserve to have! I wish them all of the success they can have before coming into my path or aiming at me... Cause when the time comes! THEY WILL BE DESTROYED! And wake up from the dreams they have. Now if you excuse me! I have to go make love to a beautiful women, watch some wrestling tapes and prepare for tomorrow's event! INTERVIEW IS OVER!
Zézé Taborda walks out with all the greatness he has feeling full of himself after a bit of arguing with the interviewers he eventually managed to calm himself down and walk away head straight looking forward towards all of the success that is waiting for him at the horizon.
INTERVIEWER: This is all from your Living Legend here today! Tune in on the next NPW Event! Tune in at the End of Days! So you can see great wrestling action and of course "YOUR Living Legend" Zézé Taborda there's no denial to it as he said! We're off!
The interviewer walks away from the camera but before the camera is off we can hear...
INTERVIEWER: What a douche..
[CAM OFF]
Zézé Taborda is walking in some sort of backstage area, with a beautiful silk shirt and with some beautiful retro round red tinted sunglasses. I'm pretty sure the term "star quality" was created to define the Living Legend. We can see the following poster on the wall:
It doesn't take long until a legion of interviewers invades the Taborda's space. Cameras flashing everywhere and Taborda quickly poses for the pictures, doing all kind of model poses.
INTERVIEWER: Zézé! Zézé! First things first, can you tell us all about this committee and his first meeting?
Zézé Taborda: This is the "No Mask, No censorship to beauty committee!" - founded by me of course.
INTERVIEWER: That's outrageous! You're aware of COVID-19 and his principal way of attacking. That masks must be worn in close spaces to prevent its spreading from individual to individual?
Zézé Taborda: If I had your ugly face, you stupid, glasses wearing, shitty-interviewer-who-doesn't-get-laid-for-ten-thousand-years-and-the-closest-he-had-of-a-sexual-relationship-was-siting-in-a-toilet-after-a-woman-did.... *long pause*
Sure! I would think is outrageous! But look at me!
Taborda poses to the camera with a smirk on his face showcasing the definition of beauty. Before continue to speech in a fast paced angry way.
Zézé Taborda: You need to understand, what you can't understand. Coronavirus's mask prevents spreading thing was created by ugly bastards like you so they don't have to deal with my and my girlfriends beauty all day long. That's the sole reason behind it. It was done out of envy and boy I've been in the wrestling business for a long time so I know envy from a mile away. But let me tell you, you can try to hide half of my beautiful face behind a mask, attempt to destroy my beautiful beard and cut my beauty into half. But at the end of the day, you will realize that half of my beauty is ten times your beauty. And I tell you more, I won't wear face masks even if they pay me to do it. What looks good is to be shown, and nobody, NOBODY! WILL destroy my trademark that is my beautiful face. Next question!
Taborda is already glowing red, what a temper he has. He inhales and exhales harder.
INTERVIEWER: What really broughts us here, Taborda...
Zézé Taborda: STOP! Taborda?!?! Have we been in school together?! Cause I don't recall being in school with you. You are talking to the Living Legend. NEXT QUESTION!
INTERVIEWER: Living Legend, future god of Atlantic which beauty is beyond measure...
Zézé Taborda: You hear that? Take the wax out of your ears and listen to this guy. It will save your career. Proceed please!
INTERVIEWER: What are your plans for the next NPW show?!
Zézé Taborda: Wait! WAIT A SECOND! You were going good and you had to destroy all the hype you've built! It reminds me of so many XHF Wrestlers... *sigh* Of course nobody has my intelligence in this room...*sigh* But at least do your f*cking job right for one second, will you? You got to be thankful that I chose to be a wrestler cause If I chose to be an interviewer all of your asses would be unemployed at home. If you want to do a proper interview, you need to start from point 1. You DON'T GO TO POINT 2! JESUS! POINT 1!! "MY LIVING LEGEND, HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER YOU PICKED UP A MAJESTIC WIN OVER TWO OF THE BIGGEST STARS WITHIN NPW AT LAST NPW EVENT?" THAT'S POINT 1. Go ahead ask me!
INTERVIEWER: Well that wasn't really a majestic win. You spent the entire match on the ground and got a pinfall out of nowhere, everyone in the arena felt cheated...
Zézé Taborda: SHUT UP YOU PUPPET!
Taborda takes the mic out of the interviewer and starts speaking for himself.
Zézé Taborda: FIRST THINGS FIRST! That was a majestic win! I could go toe-to-toe against Joe-Gay-Number-Ten and Henry the stupid Rat Brian Danielson any day of the week at anytime. BUT! Your Living Legend has a memory and Taborda recalls the stupid rat throwing him out of the ring when Taborda wasn't aware cause he was fighting against Lee'See SPenis. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENED! I DON'T RECALL ANYBODY! NOT A SINGLE SOUL! TALKING ABOUT TABORDA BEING CHEATED OTHER THAN TABORDA! YOU and EVERYBODY called it... "EXPERIENCE"! I know that hating Taborda is what gave you a job in the first place, but you need to understand GREATNESS! WHEN YOU SEE IT! I WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND, STUPID! That battle royal was for a title shot at any NPW title! IT WAS YOUR LIVING LEGEND DEBUT AT NPW! What has your Living Legend done after?! HE HAS HUNTED THE ONES WHO TOOK THAT TITLE SHOT AWAY FROM HIM! YOUR LIVING LEGEND DESTROYED THAT CANADIAN BROOMSTICK, LEE'SEE'SPenis! THEN HE SIGNED UP FOR A TRIPLE THREAT! HE PUT HIS CHANCE TO BE AT THE END OF DAYS AND TO FIGHT FOR HIS PRIMARY GOAL - THE X-CROWN - ON THE LINE! THEN HE DEFEATED CLEANLY! I REPEAT CLEANLY! Joe-Gay-Number-Ten! AND the one who tried to set back Taborda's path to greatness, Henry "The Rat" Bryan Danielson! And Now Your Living Legend will be going to the End Of Days! Your Living Legend has the title shot he was cheated off! SO THERE'S NO DENIAL THAT YOUR LIVING LEGEND IS INDEED YOUR LIVING LEGEND.
INTERVIEWER: But you spent the entire match on the floor, everyone saw it!
Zézé Taborda: I'm about to Macho Buster you! *points at the interviewer and slowly puts his finger down* But I will explain slowly... so you can understand! I'm responsible for what I do and for what I say! I'm not responsible for what your un-brilliant minds understand! And what have I done?! I gave that rat some of his own medicine! Like I said earlier, I can go toe-to-toe with any of them ANY F*N DAY OF THE WEEK! AT ANYTIME! BUT TABORDA IS NO HUNGRY YOUNG GUY LOOKING FOR RECOGNITION! Like most of the "wrestlers" in XHF! Your Living Legend is Methodical, COLD, RUTHLESS, MASTER TECHNICIAN WHO HAS A PLAN! I'm about to compete for the X-CROWN at the End of Days tournament! And I'm preparing for it! I'm storing all of my energy to be unleashed when the time is right! You think that a shoulder against the ring post? Puts Taborda away? Your Living Legend would be put away by a shoulder into the ring post?! IF YOU THINK SO, YOU ARE WAY OUT OF THIS PLANET, PAL! AND SO WERE MY OPPONENTS! Taborda just saw the opportunity to let them do the job of beating each other! And Taborda was on the floor waiting! and waiting!! FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO STRIKE! AND WHEN HE DID! HE WON! 1! 2! 3! THERE'S NO DENIAL IN THAT! And if you look at it from Taborda's point of view! Taborda got what he came for here in NPW. He won his second match in a row! He won at NPW's Main-Event! He defeated two of the so-called best talents in NPW! He has a title shot! He will represent the best promotion in XHF at the End of Days and he spared his energy for it! But ok, go on, keep on hating me since that is what sells your stupid interviews to all the cuckolds in the world who hate Your Living Legend as well!
INTERVIEWER: You spoke about the End of Days and NPW being the best promotion in XHF! Explain it to us and How are you preparing for it?
Zézé Taborda: NPW is the best federation in XHF, no doubt. It has the best talent pool! Starting with Zézé, going through Your Living Legend and ending at Taborda! Also, I've been watching XHF for a long time, I even fought for AWF in a match which I won - of course - and they wanted to pay me a bag of peanuts. And that was called the best promotion in XHF at the time! Your Living Legend can assure you that he knows his opponents, knows their old tactics and knows that are a lot of hungry guys looking for the X-CROWN! But surely they don't have the star quality, the technicality, the sexiness of Your Living Legend, but I can assure you we will see some great action! And I won't go no further about it right now. Cause there's going to be a NPW show tomorrow! And that's my focus right now! I won't compete! But I will be there!
INTERVIEWER: What's your plan for tomorrow?
Zézé Taborda: You're starting to get the hang of it. My plan for tomorrow and going forward in NPW! It's pretty simple! Your Living Legend has the leverage on his side, All the mometum is on his side, and if there was a tiny bit of denial that your Living Legend was really Your Living Legend, there isn't anymore. Your Living Legend now has a title shot he can use when he wants! So for now I will be creeping around! Stalking my next prey! Waiting for the right moment to strike! Just like I did at the last event! In the meanwhile, your Living Legend will be crowned with the X-Crown! Re-establishing the statement that NPW is the best Federation on XHF! So most of the dumbs that watch XHF can't deny it! AND THEN! TABORDA WILL CONQUER THE MAJOR TITLE IN NPW! SO YOUR LIVING LEGEND! IS THE BEST WRESTLER IN XHF HAVING THE X-CROWN! AND HAVING THE MAJOR TITLE ON NPW! And the most funny part about it, is that Your Living Legend can hunt any title on NPW of his pleasing! Once Your Living Legend captures any title in NPW! IT WILL BECOME THE MAJOR TITLE OF NPW!
INTERVIEWER: Seems you have your path laid out, let's hope no "rock" will come in your way... NPW also has several new talent what's the Living Legend take on that?
Zézé Taborda: I usually don't talk about it. But since Taborda came to NPW that most of the talent around here is kind of shadowed by my greatness! So, NPW had to make a move, hire a couple of guys who they think it's good for the business, refresh the list of people that TABORDA can face and defeat! I personally feel that is a good move and a good way to do business. I'm always hyped to beat someone in the ring! To give this hungry new guys the opportunity to defeat a Living Legend! - which they will never will - And give them more than the usual curtain jerker role they deserve to have! I wish them all of the success they can have before coming into my path or aiming at me... Cause when the time comes! THEY WILL BE DESTROYED! And wake up from the dreams they have. Now if you excuse me! I have to go make love to a beautiful women, watch some wrestling tapes and prepare for tomorrow's event! INTERVIEW IS OVER!
Zézé Taborda walks out with all the greatness he has feeling full of himself after a bit of arguing with the interviewers he eventually managed to calm himself down and walk away head straight looking forward towards all of the success that is waiting for him at the horizon.
INTERVIEWER: This is all from your Living Legend here today! Tune in on the next NPW Event! Tune in at the End of Days! So you can see great wrestling action and of course "YOUR Living Legend" Zézé Taborda there's no denial to it as he said! We're off!
The interviewer walks away from the camera but before the camera is off we can hear...
INTERVIEWER: What a douche..
[CAM OFF]