Post by Timeless on Aug 28, 2020 22:18:03 GMT -5
[We see backstage following the 26th show Timeless and Roxylishus. Timeless has just showered and has a towel draped around his neck and hanging down his shoulders, his hair is silk wet and combed perfectly, and his muscles ripple with the beads of water on them, Roxylishus is playing with her phone.]
Timeless : (to the camera) Respect? You think I give two stuffs about your respect Lynx? I am SIR WINSALOT! THE greatest technical wrestler in the entire XHF! In the WORLD!!!
[He stands up and throws his towel across the room, he has another wrapped around his waist, much to the disappointment of the women, and some men watching.]
Timeless : I had that match won. Wrapped up, ours for the taking, and what does Gordon Carlson do? Runs right into my fist!
What sort of partner is that?
And you take exception to ME for that Lynx?
[Timeless shakes his head.]
Timeless : You fools had the best partner you could have hoped for, and you stuffed it all up! Do I care? Well, not really. I thought it would be fun to jump in your team and shake things up around here, see, that’s how I roll. I do what I want, when I want to, for whatever reason I want to.
I wanted to be in the main event, so I joined your do-gooder team. In doing so, the main event got the interest of the whole wrestling world.
Gordon Carlson ran into the biggest right hand in the business, and got himself knocked the FUCK out, his fault, and you want to cry about it and throw mud MY way!
Now, I want something else, to do it for real! I will get that hump in the ring, and he will be knocked the FUCK out again! This time, not because of his stupid awkward ass running into my fist, but because of YOU Lynx running your mouth! Then, after him, it will be you! And anyone else who wants to step up I got some for!
Eric Dane! I got something for you TOO! Next week, I want YOU! And that belt you have ran off with!
Roxylishus : Next week it’s a cruiser weight show I just read. We aren’t even booked!
Timeless : You’re joking right? They sign the number one wrestler in the world, and then give him the night off? To highlight the “little people”?
[Timeless snarls at the camera, then pec pops, pec pops rule.]
Timeless : Rest assured, I’ll be there, and someone, will be getting THIS!
[Timeless clenches his fist to the camera, it zooms in as we fade.]
Timeless : (to the camera) Respect? You think I give two stuffs about your respect Lynx? I am SIR WINSALOT! THE greatest technical wrestler in the entire XHF! In the WORLD!!!
[He stands up and throws his towel across the room, he has another wrapped around his waist, much to the disappointment of the women, and some men watching.]
Timeless : I had that match won. Wrapped up, ours for the taking, and what does Gordon Carlson do? Runs right into my fist!
What sort of partner is that?
And you take exception to ME for that Lynx?
[Timeless shakes his head.]
Timeless : You fools had the best partner you could have hoped for, and you stuffed it all up! Do I care? Well, not really. I thought it would be fun to jump in your team and shake things up around here, see, that’s how I roll. I do what I want, when I want to, for whatever reason I want to.
I wanted to be in the main event, so I joined your do-gooder team. In doing so, the main event got the interest of the whole wrestling world.
Gordon Carlson ran into the biggest right hand in the business, and got himself knocked the FUCK out, his fault, and you want to cry about it and throw mud MY way!
Now, I want something else, to do it for real! I will get that hump in the ring, and he will be knocked the FUCK out again! This time, not because of his stupid awkward ass running into my fist, but because of YOU Lynx running your mouth! Then, after him, it will be you! And anyone else who wants to step up I got some for!
Eric Dane! I got something for you TOO! Next week, I want YOU! And that belt you have ran off with!
Roxylishus : Next week it’s a cruiser weight show I just read. We aren’t even booked!
Timeless : You’re joking right? They sign the number one wrestler in the world, and then give him the night off? To highlight the “little people”?
[Timeless snarls at the camera, then pec pops, pec pops rule.]
Timeless : Rest assured, I’ll be there, and someone, will be getting THIS!
[Timeless clenches his fist to the camera, it zooms in as we fade.]