You're On Notice, NPW!
Aug 30, 2020 21:53:40 GMT -5
Dave D-Flipz, ViciousLothario, and 2 more like this
Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 30, 2020 21:53:40 GMT -5
*The camera opens on Lord Dominicus at a kitchen table with a bowl of ice cream in front of him. The whole scene is surprisingly....mundane. Well, I mean, the mis-en-scene is mundane, Domincius is anything but. He's trying to shovel the chocolate (the darkest of ice creams) into his mouth, which is a show of his technical mastery because his mask makes eating non-dry foods difficult. Brown spots on his mask shows that this hasn't gone perfectly. As he eats the creamed ice there suddenly is a yelp as he grabs his head.*
LD: OWWWWWWWYES!
*He points at the camera*
LD: Northern whatever whatever! You see what I'm willing to do!? At the August 26th show one of your members got TOO CLOSE to me and PAID THE PRICE! He should have followed proper social distancing measures but no....
*Dominicus throws the spoon down into the bowl, it makes a loud clinking- but then moments later he eats more ice cream anyway*
LD: And now what am I doing? I'm eating this DARK BROWN ICE CREAM that nearly matches the BLACKNESS IN MY SOUL in order to allow it to do it's MOST EVIL AFFAIR in giving me an ice cream headache. Why? Because EVIL MUST BE ALLOWED TO REIGN!
*He stops though, and holds up his finger, partly because of another ice cream headache wave but also to make a point.*
LD: But wait, did I see correctly or did the higher ups at this company which as it turns out doesn't possess MY Junior Heavyweight Championship decided to DARE THEIR FATE by leaving me out of the Cruiserweight Showcase? Are they trying to withhold the DARK CURTAIN OF DOMINICUS!?
*The dark lord shoves more ice cream into his gullet- maybe this was less about the reasons he's given and more about comfort food... He continues with a mouthful of the delectable frozen confection*
LD: LET IT BE KNOWN NOW! Lord Dominicus will be at your Crapperweight Show even if he's not booked. And all of you here at NPW and some lesser EWF than my Superior Championship's origin point- consider yourself warned. For the EVOLVING DARKESS NEED ONLY KNOCK ONCE BEFORE IT DESCENDS UPON YOU
*He looks off to the side to ask himself if that actually made sense, he quietly nods, deciding it's good enough.*
LD: THE END IS NIGH, NORTHERN PRO. Or should I say...NOTHING pro! Well, NOTHING PLUS ONE PRO! Because you're all A VOID OF TALENT ASIDE FROM THE MIGHTY LORD DOMINICUS! Now if you excuse me, I have a date with some EVIL chocolate!
*Dominicus resumes his ice cream shoveling, growling at the fading camera with an icy glare*
LD: OWWWWWWWYES!
*He points at the camera*
LD: Northern whatever whatever! You see what I'm willing to do!? At the August 26th show one of your members got TOO CLOSE to me and PAID THE PRICE! He should have followed proper social distancing measures but no....
*Dominicus throws the spoon down into the bowl, it makes a loud clinking- but then moments later he eats more ice cream anyway*
LD: And now what am I doing? I'm eating this DARK BROWN ICE CREAM that nearly matches the BLACKNESS IN MY SOUL in order to allow it to do it's MOST EVIL AFFAIR in giving me an ice cream headache. Why? Because EVIL MUST BE ALLOWED TO REIGN!
*He stops though, and holds up his finger, partly because of another ice cream headache wave but also to make a point.*
LD: But wait, did I see correctly or did the higher ups at this company which as it turns out doesn't possess MY Junior Heavyweight Championship decided to DARE THEIR FATE by leaving me out of the Cruiserweight Showcase? Are they trying to withhold the DARK CURTAIN OF DOMINICUS!?
*The dark lord shoves more ice cream into his gullet- maybe this was less about the reasons he's given and more about comfort food... He continues with a mouthful of the delectable frozen confection*
LD: LET IT BE KNOWN NOW! Lord Dominicus will be at your Crapperweight Show even if he's not booked. And all of you here at NPW and some lesser EWF than my Superior Championship's origin point- consider yourself warned. For the EVOLVING DARKESS NEED ONLY KNOCK ONCE BEFORE IT DESCENDS UPON YOU
*He looks off to the side to ask himself if that actually made sense, he quietly nods, deciding it's good enough.*
LD: THE END IS NIGH, NORTHERN PRO. Or should I say...NOTHING pro! Well, NOTHING PLUS ONE PRO! Because you're all A VOID OF TALENT ASIDE FROM THE MIGHTY LORD DOMINICUS! Now if you excuse me, I have a date with some EVIL chocolate!
*Dominicus resumes his ice cream shoveling, growling at the fading camera with an icy glare*
