Post by Timeless on Sept 2, 2020 3:30:57 GMT -5
[The camera in the arena pans the crowd, and we see the two Timeless fans sitting by scrolling their phones, the loud one is shaking his head angrily. When, out of the blue, is tapped on the shoulder and completely shocked to see Roxylishus herself standing behind him.]
Roxylishus : You. Come with me.
[She takes off and he looks at his friend in amazement, is every dream he ever had coming true? Where can she be taking him? Surely not to the hotel, she keeps walking off, not even looking behind to see if he is following so he rushes to follow her, they take a left turn, then a right and then a left and come to a locker room and walk in and we see Timeless sitting by waiting.]
Timeless : Good work babe. You, young man. Thanks for coming here, you seem to be stirring up all kinds of drama around these parts … I like that … what’s your name?
Troy : Troy.
Roxylishus : I like it too (she coo’s and Troy stares at her instantly under the charm spell, you see fools, she is a Siren, it’s who she is, as well as a reality tv star, trained wrestler and now recording artist, not just some fluff you sexist pigs want to allude too, the nerve of some people.)
Timeless : Oi! Over here. (Timeless points to himself and Troy looks away from Roxy to him.) So, your convo outside the arena was picked up by the network and its ……
Roxylishus : It’s gone viral baby!
Timeless : What we want to know, is where did you get all your information?
Troy : Well, I read it sir, online. All about how DT refused to tap to Caffrey when he went to SWAT, in the dirt sheets, then to see how he was the booker of the finish of your match with Mistress D and …. well … for him to think that even though he is too good to tap to a submission specialist like Caffrey, yet it’s ok for you to to … Well … a bitch! It makes my blood boil.
Roxylishus : Firstly. She is no bitch! You don’t call her a bitch. She is a SKANK! A MOLE! A TRUMPET! But don’t you disparage the rest of us Bitches calling her one!
Timeless : Secondly. I didn’t tap to her. I was spanking her as the replays will clearly show.
Troy : Right. Of course.
Roxylishus : Great. Now that we got that settled, what do you intend to do?
Troy : Me do? About what?
Roxylishus : You have now begun your 15 minutes of fame! How do you intend to make it count? I am a professional reality tv star you know, once you have gone viral like you just did, the world is your oyster.
Timeless : You are put together. You trained as a wrestler?
Troy : Just when I was on the high school team.
Timeless : Good enough. I have an idea. We just saw this Fucking Indian mouthing off that he can beat me and Zeze both at once! Mind you! Since we arrived here at NPW! It’s the first god damn word he has produced for the camera. He is a repeated waste of space. Promotors the world over have been asking for years, how do we get this spammer out of the chat rooms and into the promo’s, when apparently, all that was needed was to mortally offend him with a few derogatory comments at women.
Troy : Who?
Roxylishus : The Indian! Danuwaanalihi. Said he is a real wrestler. I dunno where he got that idea, I thought real wrestlers had to actually participate.
Timeless : We got a ribbon waiting for him if he does participate. And a whole lot more. First though, just to make sure he is in it for the long haul and is actually worth my time, how about you fight him first?
See Dani. (faces the camera) Can I call you Dani? Surely you don’t mind being called by a girls name, right?
So, Dani! You want to step up?
You want to be a big man and say … look! I showed that guy!
Roxylishus : He gets a blow job every time he champions the womens intergender bullshit.
Timeless : Who from?
Troy : Don’t ask.
Roxylishus : See! Now you’re getting it Troy! You are gonna do just fine, and wipe the floor with him. It will be great, we will get you some feathers and face paint and mock his heritage, maybe we can even travel back in time and scalp a few of his relatives.
Timeless : I can see the outrage and fist waving in the air at obvious racial slurs right now.
Troy : Ok. I’ll do it. I’ll take that big mouth on~!
Roxylishus : That’s the spirit tiger.
Timeless : Now you can not only talk for us but fight for us too. (pec pop)
As for this other dickhead Lord Domination. Let me tell he and everyone else who just doesn’t get it exactly how it is! My mouth to your ear!
When a cocksucker refuses to tap to a “submission expert” in Caffrey. Especially when it’s a freaken Iron Man Match and would only be a harmless fall, one of many. Then, thinks its fine for me to do so to his skank. That is in my mind, ironic! So, take your stupid speech on how tapping out works, and TELL IT TO HIM!
I know exactly how it works!
Roxylishus : Also. LD. Consider yourself on our radar.
Timeless : What’s LD stand for a again?
Roxylishus : (holding her finger and thumb closely together) Little Dick.
Roxylishus : You. Come with me.
[She takes off and he looks at his friend in amazement, is every dream he ever had coming true? Where can she be taking him? Surely not to the hotel, she keeps walking off, not even looking behind to see if he is following so he rushes to follow her, they take a left turn, then a right and then a left and come to a locker room and walk in and we see Timeless sitting by waiting.]
Timeless : Good work babe. You, young man. Thanks for coming here, you seem to be stirring up all kinds of drama around these parts … I like that … what’s your name?
Troy : Troy.
Roxylishus : I like it too (she coo’s and Troy stares at her instantly under the charm spell, you see fools, she is a Siren, it’s who she is, as well as a reality tv star, trained wrestler and now recording artist, not just some fluff you sexist pigs want to allude too, the nerve of some people.)
Timeless : Oi! Over here. (Timeless points to himself and Troy looks away from Roxy to him.) So, your convo outside the arena was picked up by the network and its ……
Roxylishus : It’s gone viral baby!
Timeless : What we want to know, is where did you get all your information?
Troy : Well, I read it sir, online. All about how DT refused to tap to Caffrey when he went to SWAT, in the dirt sheets, then to see how he was the booker of the finish of your match with Mistress D and …. well … for him to think that even though he is too good to tap to a submission specialist like Caffrey, yet it’s ok for you to to … Well … a bitch! It makes my blood boil.
Roxylishus : Firstly. She is no bitch! You don’t call her a bitch. She is a SKANK! A MOLE! A TRUMPET! But don’t you disparage the rest of us Bitches calling her one!
Timeless : Secondly. I didn’t tap to her. I was spanking her as the replays will clearly show.
Troy : Right. Of course.
Roxylishus : Great. Now that we got that settled, what do you intend to do?
Troy : Me do? About what?
Roxylishus : You have now begun your 15 minutes of fame! How do you intend to make it count? I am a professional reality tv star you know, once you have gone viral like you just did, the world is your oyster.
Timeless : You are put together. You trained as a wrestler?
Troy : Just when I was on the high school team.
Timeless : Good enough. I have an idea. We just saw this Fucking Indian mouthing off that he can beat me and Zeze both at once! Mind you! Since we arrived here at NPW! It’s the first god damn word he has produced for the camera. He is a repeated waste of space. Promotors the world over have been asking for years, how do we get this spammer out of the chat rooms and into the promo’s, when apparently, all that was needed was to mortally offend him with a few derogatory comments at women.
Troy : Who?
Roxylishus : The Indian! Danuwaanalihi. Said he is a real wrestler. I dunno where he got that idea, I thought real wrestlers had to actually participate.
Timeless : We got a ribbon waiting for him if he does participate. And a whole lot more. First though, just to make sure he is in it for the long haul and is actually worth my time, how about you fight him first?
See Dani. (faces the camera) Can I call you Dani? Surely you don’t mind being called by a girls name, right?
So, Dani! You want to step up?
You want to be a big man and say … look! I showed that guy!
Roxylishus : He gets a blow job every time he champions the womens intergender bullshit.
Timeless : Who from?
Troy : Don’t ask.
Roxylishus : See! Now you’re getting it Troy! You are gonna do just fine, and wipe the floor with him. It will be great, we will get you some feathers and face paint and mock his heritage, maybe we can even travel back in time and scalp a few of his relatives.
Timeless : I can see the outrage and fist waving in the air at obvious racial slurs right now.
Troy : Ok. I’ll do it. I’ll take that big mouth on~!
Roxylishus : That’s the spirit tiger.
Timeless : Now you can not only talk for us but fight for us too. (pec pop)
As for this other dickhead Lord Domination. Let me tell he and everyone else who just doesn’t get it exactly how it is! My mouth to your ear!
When a cocksucker refuses to tap to a “submission expert” in Caffrey. Especially when it’s a freaken Iron Man Match and would only be a harmless fall, one of many. Then, thinks its fine for me to do so to his skank. That is in my mind, ironic! So, take your stupid speech on how tapping out works, and TELL IT TO HIM!
I know exactly how it works!
Roxylishus : Also. LD. Consider yourself on our radar.
Timeless : What’s LD stand for a again?
Roxylishus : (holding her finger and thumb closely together) Little Dick.
