Your Living Legend addresses the plebs.

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Zézé Taborda is pissed off and he's in front of a camera.

Zézé Taborda: Hello everyone! You know you're watching the most electrifying and controversial man in the sports entertainment business, YOUR LIVING LEGEND... Zé...Zé... Taborda! Taborda is now the talk of the business, the talk of XHF Universe. And Taborda never need a scenery behind him because Taborda is the scenery, he doesn't need fine words picked up of a synonyms website that people don't really care or worry about, Taborda just needs to be Taborda. And Taborda came to the XHF to change the paradigm of this garbage hole that some pseudo-wrestlers think it's the finest ever.

Taborda takes a little sip of his water before continuing his speech.

Zézé Taborda: Taborda is now the NPW representative for End of Days and is seen as a threat for several XHF pseudo-wrestlers. They know that change in this business is coming. But how do they deal with my threat?... Eliminate it! Doesn't matter if they have to use false claims and defame my name. Is what they seek to do yo everyone who is an outsider and can pose a threat, even if a pacific one. They want to put Taborda out of the game, out of the scene but they just can't and that pisses them off.

Taborda starts to get a bit more angry within his tone.

Zézé Taborda: Your Living Legend overheard the talks backstage! "Let's go all together at him! Let's attack him! Let's complain to administration cause we are sensitive, LET'S CRY OUT LOUD TO MONGO AND KICK HIM OUT OF XHF! YEAH! WE'VE DONE THAT IN THE PAST!" You know what you sound to me? You sound to me like a bunch of plebs revolting against THEIR KING!! But when they realize that it doesn't work the way they want, they try to attack Your Living Legend itself.

Zézé Taborda: There's this guy talking about hunger in the world, people starving and all that jazz. But I never saw him doing anything to change that. When people are dying of hunger to protect his own interests where is he? WHERE IS HE?? FIGHTING CATS? THINKING ABOUT HOW TO HUNT DOWN TABORDA?! OR WHICH ANIME IS HE GOING TO WATCH NEXT??? That's just hypocrisy and being a hypocrite! What really matters is their Netflix, their "entertainment". But when that doesn't work...

Zézé Taborda: They say Taborda is sexist... But they also know Taborda is a ladies man who has had several woman's AND ALL THE TIMES TABORDA MADE SOME SWEET LOVE, SOME SWEET TXAKA-TXAKA, FRIKI-FRIKI, WIKI-WIKI, SEX! NONE OF THIS WOMAN HAD A PENIS OR WAS DISRESPECTED OR MISTREATED!!! MAYBE BECAUSE THEY'RE DIFFERENT THAN MAN! OF COURSE THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY DREAMING ABOUT HENTAI OR MAKING LOVE TO MAN OR A WOMAN WITH PENIS... NON-EXISTENT! NOTHING IN THIS WORLD CAN REPLACE A WOMAN! WHO HAS THE MOST VALUE IN SOCIETY! THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO BE PROTECTED! IF IT WASN'T A WOMAN YOUR LIVING LEGEND WASN'T BORN!! THE MAJOR POINT IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING LION PROTECTS THE LIONESS! AND THAT'S WHY WOMAN WANT TABORDA! WOMAN AREN'T LESSER THAN TABORDA! YOUR LIVING LEGEND LOVES ALL THE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BECAUSE THEY'RE SPECIAL AND HAVE THIS GIFT FROM GOD TO GIVE LIVE! AND IF YOUR LIVING LEGEND HAS TO STEP IN, BREAK SOME SKULLS AND BE A TRUE MAN WHO PROTECTS HIS FAMILY BECAUSE HE HAS A DICK AND NOT A PUSSY, YOUR LIVING LEGEND WILL DO IT! A WOMAN WANTS A REAL MAN! A TRUE MAN! WHO DOESN'T BEAT UP WOMAN, AT HOME OR IN A RING! WHO COULDN'T DO SHIT TO HARM THE PRECIOUSNESS THAT A WOMAN HAS! PROBABLY THAT'S THE REASON WHY THERE'S SO MUCH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! WHEN KIDS GROW UP SEEING WOMAN BEATING MEN UP AND THE OTHER WAY AROUND! THEY ALL THINK IT'S NORMAL!

Taborda is getting angrier and angrier!

Zézé Taborda: ALL OF THIS BECAUSE TABORDA WANTS TO CHANGE THE PARADIGM OF XHF! AND ELIMINATE THE PSEUDO WRESTLING PART OUT OF THE EQUATION!!! YOUR LIVING LEGEND WILL SIGNAL THE END OF DAYS OF FANTASY, ANIMAL EXPLORATION, WOMAN EXPLORATION AND ALL THE SORTS OF DISGUISED SLAVERY THEY USE TO EARN SOME MONEY WITH A TV-SHOW!! SO WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY SAY TO YOUR LIVING LEGEND TO LEAVE XHF, THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT PARK, WHERE THEY DO AS THEY PLEASE AND DON'T RESPECT THE BUSINESS BUT THE END OF DAYS IS COMING!!! BE WARNED!! YOUR LIVING LEGEND ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE! AND THAT PISSES THEM OFF! TABORDA WILL WIN THE X-CROWN AND MAKE A PROPER TITLE OUT OF IT! And Your Living Legend knows how are they going to react! They will say that Taborda hasn't won shit, hasn't done anything... Wait a second? What is there to be done? What is there to win? A prop?! Lemme show a thing!

A tape is shown.

[Attention: The following video is sponsored by WorldWide Fund and Women's Human Rights and Gender Equality]

Taborda is in the ring with a cat. Taborda starts to groom the cat! The cat loves it! He rolls to the mat! Taborda continues to groom him. Both shoulders are down! 1! 2! 3!

AND YOUR WINNER AND NEW CAT WORLD CHAMPION! ZÉ...ZÉ... TABORDA!

Taborda is now in the ring with a dog! "Come here buddy!" Taborda pats the dog calls him a beauty the dog is loving it as much as Taborda the dog rolls to the floor Taborda continues to treat the dog properly! 1! 2! 3!

AND YOUR WINNER! AND NEW DOG WORLD CHAMPION! ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA!

Taborda is now in the ring with a pig! He sends some vegetables to the outside of the ring! The pig rushes to get it and feed!

AND YOUR WINNER BY COUNT-OUT! AND NEW PIG WORLD CHAMPION! ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA!

Taborda is back in the ring! Taborda is now facing a bear! This can't end well.. TABORDA TAKES HONEY OUT OF HIS PANTS! THROWS IT OUTSIDE! THERE GOES THE BEAR!

AND YOUR WINNER BY COUNT-OUT! AND NEW BEAR WORLD CHAMPION!! ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA!

And for the ultimate title in the jungle! There is a lion with Taborda, the lion roars at Taborda! Taborda roars back! TABORDA HAS A LARGE PIECE OF FRESH MEAT! HE SENDS IT TO THE OUTSIDE! THE LION SPRINGS OUT OF THE RING! LOOK AT THE LION FEASTING AT A DELICIOUS STEAK!

AND YOUR WINNER BY COUNT-OUT! AND NEW KING OF THE JUNGLE CHAMPION! ZÉ... ZÉ... TABORDA

A message appears on the screen.

PS: Love animals, don't treat them like they're a form of entertainment! Don't profit from them! Protect them with your superior knowledge!

The image cuts back to Taborda who is front of the camera with several titles around him!

Zézé Taborda: You see what I've done! HERE AM I! WITH COUNTLESS BELTS! I'VE DONE IT! I'M TRULY YOUR LIVING LEGEND! THE KING OF CATS, PIGS, DOGS, BEARS, LIONS! YOU NAME IT! NOW NOBODY CAN COMPETE WITH ME! CAUSE I CAN BOAST ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE!

Taborda takes all the title belts off of him and starts destroying them in a angry rant! Even Pimba Drops one of the titles

Zézé Taborda: YOU SEE THIS TITLES MEAN NOTHING! ARE WORTHLESS PROPS! AND YOU LOOK LIKE CLOWNS WALKING WITH THOSE PROPS AROUND WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH PRESTIGE TITLES!! IT'S ALL YOU CENTER YOUR CHARACTER ABOUT! EVERY TIME I TURN XHF NETWORK I SEE A RANDOM GUY TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE HAS WON AND HOW! YOU'RE FULL OF BULLSHIT! YOUR LIVING LEGEND SELLS TICKETS! AND WHY? BECAUSE YOUR LIVING LEGEND IS INDEED YOUR LIVING LEGEND BECAUSE OF WHAT HE DOES! NOT WHAT HE HAS DONE! IN THAT LINE OF THOUGHT, EDDY MERCKX AND 3 OTHERS ARE THE BEST CYCLIST IN THE WORLD CAUSE THEY WON THE TOUR OF THE FRANCE MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER! APART THAT THEY ARE DEAD!

Taborda takes a deep breath and starts to laugh like a maniac! He then proceeds with his speech

Zézé Taborda: You are killing this business with all the bullshit that you rely on! All the fantasy you create! With all the violence between men and woman that you incite! Violence against animals!And when someone who was raised, made and born in this business steps in and points you all the shit you're doing you say he is a bad guy... You try to hunt him down. But End of Days is coming... And Taborda is still thinking if he wants to be part of it... But then he thinks about the real wrestling fans! AND THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE DONE! FOR ALL THE PEOPLE that ARE EAGER TO SEE THE END OF DAYS OF SILLINESS AND GOOFINESS! AND A NEW DAWN IN THE WRESTLING INDUSTRY!

Zézé Taborda: And last but not least... They will talk about the way I speak! That I don't speak with expensive words or that my english isn't perfect! But let me remind you idiotic fools! This is WRESTLING! Not a fucking English ARTS SCHOOL CREATIVE PIECE OF SHIT CONTEST! IF YOU WANT YOU CAN BRING YOUR DICIONARY AND YOUR SCRIPTED WORDS! CAUSE TABORDA WILL SHOVE THAT DICIONARY RIGHT UP YOUR ASS! AND LOOK THE BEST OF THE BEST! WHILE DOING IT! And if we do the math at the end of the day! Now everybody wants to see Taborda being defeated! Everyone wants to watch the End Of Days! Ratings will be over the top! And was it because of what you've done? Against Anthony Caffé or Latte Machiato, prima donna-like? Because of a guy called Dunawhatdafuckareyoutalkingabout? Or because of a Lord Dominicus? NO! IT WAS BECAUSE OF WHAT YOUR LIVING LEGEND HAS DONE, THE MASTER PUPPETEER IN THIS PUPPET CLOWN CIRCUS!!

The image shifts and Taborda is sitting in a restaurant wearing the finest suit you can imagine in the center table, it's a very expensive restaurant. Taborda starts talking to the camera changes the tone of his voice to sound like Tony Montana...

Zézé Taborda: "You are a bunch of f*cking assholes! YOU KNOW WHY? YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE! You need people like me! YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME SO YOU CAN POINT YOUR F*CKIN' FINGERS AND SAY "THAT'S THE BAD GUY!" SO... What does that make you? Good? You're not good, you just know how to hide, how to lie. Me! I don't have that part! ME! I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH! EVEN WHEN I LIE! SO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THE BAD GUY! COME ON!... The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on...."

Taborda is leaving the restaurant...

Zézé Taborda: "Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"

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