Post by Timeless on Sept 5, 2020 1:08:58 GMT -5
[We see a lush beautiful golf course, the sun is shining and it reflects off a pond over yonder on the course in a ray of magnificence only matched by the pair walking towards the tee, the pair of Timeless Alex Turner and Roxylishus. Timeless is wearing a classic golf checked shirt and slacks and shoes and Roxy is wearing a low cut top and a tennis skirt. She is swinging her hips with the club practising her swing and boy oh boy is it something to watch. Timeless leans on his club on the ground like it is a cane mesmerised.
We see standing off to the side Timeless’ number one fan Troy. He is our caddy for the day, lucky him.]
Timeless : (placing his tee in the ground) Boy did that feel good to lay out that moccasin breathe Indian Danni.
[Swoosh! Timeless swings and creams the ball, we watch and it sails perfectly onto the green, rolling a few feet away from the hole. Roxylishus then moves over to tee off but then looks around confused, at the different colored markers.]
Roxylishus : What is with all these different colored blocks here?
Timeless : Ohhh, that one up the front there. That is where the women tee off from.
Roxylishus : (mocking shock) What!? (now mocking outrage) This can not be! How can this sport so blatantly insult women! Why would we need a special place to start from that the men don’t have?
Timeless : It’s simple. You just can’t hit the ball as far as we can. Its not an insult. It’s just a fact.
[Camera switches back to Roxylishus who is now wearing a stupid J Rok mask, not that many people have looked up from her cleavage to notice.]
Roxylishus : (imitating an unmasculine hokey anime jerk off voice, it being feminine seems a great match and natural fit) I wish to make a statement.
From this day forth, we wish to outlaw anyone in our federation who plays the game of golf. Golf is a relic of a sport that mistreats women and their right to equality! Rarrr!
Further more. We also will consider anyone who is friends or knows of someone that plays golf and doesn’t stand up against them, thus supporting their sexist and chauvinistic behaviour, will also be banned from our federation. Our country even!
Rarrr. We have connections!!!
Timeless : What a load of horse shit.
Surely a chat room lynch mob will rally to end this injustice! Intergender Golf for all!
[Shot switches to the pair of them in the golf cart, Caddy Troy driving them. Troy is white, he is not a stereo type chauffeur, relax on your PC assumptions there lynch mob.]
Roxylishus : So we got a tag match coming up against Danni and Little Dick on the 16th.
Timeless : Yeah, and ZeZe as our partner. You know, I like that. This guy has balls and tells it like it is. He isn’t afraid if someone doesn’t agree with his thoughts or views, much like myself. He says what he thinks and to hell those who have an issue with it!
Roxylishus : It cracks me up how if you don’t believe the same as a select few, that you are now ‘scum’. How intolerant. Just because they think it should be some way, doesn’t mean that all must think that and that all must blindly follow along.
Timeless : It’s a pack mentality. Weak people who follow along and tow the party line. Like this whole controversy to begin with. I don’t give a stuff that I lost to a woman. But that’s all they hear. HE SAID A WOMEN!
I care that our old fed where I busted my ass went out of our way to protect this guy, and he couldn’t do the same to me. So, now I’m enemy number one. Great. I wouldn’t want it any other way.
I refuse to conform to this garbage. No retreat and no surrender! I am Sir Winsalot! Timeless Alex Turner. The best technical wrestler to lace a pair of boots, ever. Come the 16th I am going to stretch these clowns and tie them in knots. I am going to crack bones and cave skulls, numb skulls. I am going to pummel these guys and beat them down like a red haired step child!
Roxylishus : (now with a red wig on, wow, red heads never looked so good) Please sir, please do not discriminate about the reds of the world. Red haired people are people too and demand equal hair rights as all other hair styles and colors.
Timeless : I like to Root and make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish Mutha Fucka!
We see standing off to the side Timeless’ number one fan Troy. He is our caddy for the day, lucky him.]
Timeless : (placing his tee in the ground) Boy did that feel good to lay out that moccasin breathe Indian Danni.
[Swoosh! Timeless swings and creams the ball, we watch and it sails perfectly onto the green, rolling a few feet away from the hole. Roxylishus then moves over to tee off but then looks around confused, at the different colored markers.]
Roxylishus : What is with all these different colored blocks here?
Timeless : Ohhh, that one up the front there. That is where the women tee off from.
Roxylishus : (mocking shock) What!? (now mocking outrage) This can not be! How can this sport so blatantly insult women! Why would we need a special place to start from that the men don’t have?
Timeless : It’s simple. You just can’t hit the ball as far as we can. Its not an insult. It’s just a fact.
[Camera switches back to Roxylishus who is now wearing a stupid J Rok mask, not that many people have looked up from her cleavage to notice.]
Roxylishus : (imitating an unmasculine hokey anime jerk off voice, it being feminine seems a great match and natural fit) I wish to make a statement.
From this day forth, we wish to outlaw anyone in our federation who plays the game of golf. Golf is a relic of a sport that mistreats women and their right to equality! Rarrr!
Further more. We also will consider anyone who is friends or knows of someone that plays golf and doesn’t stand up against them, thus supporting their sexist and chauvinistic behaviour, will also be banned from our federation. Our country even!
Rarrr. We have connections!!!
Timeless : What a load of horse shit.
Surely a chat room lynch mob will rally to end this injustice! Intergender Golf for all!
[Shot switches to the pair of them in the golf cart, Caddy Troy driving them. Troy is white, he is not a stereo type chauffeur, relax on your PC assumptions there lynch mob.]
Roxylishus : So we got a tag match coming up against Danni and Little Dick on the 16th.
Timeless : Yeah, and ZeZe as our partner. You know, I like that. This guy has balls and tells it like it is. He isn’t afraid if someone doesn’t agree with his thoughts or views, much like myself. He says what he thinks and to hell those who have an issue with it!
Roxylishus : It cracks me up how if you don’t believe the same as a select few, that you are now ‘scum’. How intolerant. Just because they think it should be some way, doesn’t mean that all must think that and that all must blindly follow along.
Timeless : It’s a pack mentality. Weak people who follow along and tow the party line. Like this whole controversy to begin with. I don’t give a stuff that I lost to a woman. But that’s all they hear. HE SAID A WOMEN!
I care that our old fed where I busted my ass went out of our way to protect this guy, and he couldn’t do the same to me. So, now I’m enemy number one. Great. I wouldn’t want it any other way.
I refuse to conform to this garbage. No retreat and no surrender! I am Sir Winsalot! Timeless Alex Turner. The best technical wrestler to lace a pair of boots, ever. Come the 16th I am going to stretch these clowns and tie them in knots. I am going to crack bones and cave skulls, numb skulls. I am going to pummel these guys and beat them down like a red haired step child!
Roxylishus : (now with a red wig on, wow, red heads never looked so good) Please sir, please do not discriminate about the reds of the world. Red haired people are people too and demand equal hair rights as all other hair styles and colors.
Timeless : I like to Root and make all the Loot!
I take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!
I’ll break your heart and tear you apart!
I make Stacks and break backs!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!
A God Damn Wrestling Machine!
Un fade able!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish Mutha Fucka!
