Post by Mikkel Seifer on Oct 12, 2009 21:33:19 GMT -5
*Immediately after the introductory video for “The Naked Truth” we see the familiar setting, with the two stools. There’s something new added this time -- a table, that looks much like the stools, but it is a table! It has a bowl full of blue almond M&Ms. Jason Labonte enters from the left side of the stage with a smile on his face, and the white cowboy hat on the top of his head -- he takes it off, giving a salute to the live audience before placing it back on his head and standing just to the side of the bowl of M&Ms. He takes one and pops it into his mouth, and finishes it eating it before putting one hand on one of the stools, and leaning against it while he starts to speak.*
“Welcome back, everybody, and thank you for being here in the live studio -- or watching from home. Basically, thank you to all of you who are watching here tonight, and The Naked Truth is still rising with ratings, starting to break records worldwide! As one of the greatest talk shows of all time! The greatest in professional wrestling, specifically. So…thank you!”
*He pauses for a moment while the crowd is going absolutely crazy for The Naked Truth, and for Jason Labonte as he just nods his head a little in appreciation for the cheers.*
“Thank you, thank you. You should be applauding yourselves, though, it’s thanks to all of you that this show has become as great as it is! Tonight, we do have Kanyon…Chris Kanyon? Christopher Kanyon? I don’t know his name, truly, but we will find out tonight! He is our guest. You’ve all submitted your questions, I’ve got mine…all questions will be answered tonight.”
*There’s a mixed reaction at the announcing of Kanyon being the special guest for this edition of the show, and Jason Labonte starts to walk around the stools and backwards towards the television.*
“It will be a great interview, I know it, he’s a great man! Absolutely wonderful. As you all know, though, we do have quite a show ahead for you and this week will also be the introduction of something new for the entire Xtreme Hardcore Federation: Match of the Week! This is going to be one of the greatest honors that any two or more wrestlers will be able to receive, because this is something that means that they gave you fans the show that you were looking for! An extraordinary match! We had two absolutely great ones over the last week, and I will let you all know, by my educated guess, which one got the Match of the Week award after we go through the seven superstars that stood out this week. Seven outstanding wrestlers!”
*The television shows a giant number seven on it, showing highlights of both Pyro and Gastro as he prepares to announce the person who earned the seventh spot this week.*
“We saw a lot of great action from a lot of great athletes over this last week, but there have been some people that just weren’t as impressive as the others…this first superstar, he has been on a hot streak for the last two weeks. He defeated Harold Campbell. He defeated ‘Sexy’ Jason. Two of the biggest names in XHF! OBSIDIAN -- was able to defeat both of them. There are some arguments going around saying that Obsidian didn’t really deserve this spot, because of the fact that he got assistance from Kanyon when he fought the No Mercy Champion, but we all know the rules: A win’s a win! It doesn’t matter how, it doesn’t matter why…all that matters is who has his or her arm raised at the end of the match. Which is why Obsidian has earned his spot as number seven, his very first time on the ‘Superb 7’.”
*We see the image of Obsidian behind the giant number seven for a few seconds until it finally switches over to a giant number six, and again showing highlights of both shows.*
“Coming in at number six is a well deserved spot…someone who, when he first came through the doors of the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, he was a major force to be reckoned with! Primal! The man knows how to tear people down, he knows how to get everything done in that ring…he has a good mix of it all. Power. Speed. Technical. He’s not even afraid to take that cheap shot when he needs to! No doubt about it, everything about this individual screams that he is a professional wrestler, and could very well be one of the greatest wrestlers that the industry has ever seen. At Gastro, he fought with the former X*Crown Champion in a match to become the number one contender for the X*Crown Championship, but the match ended in a draw after neither one of them were able to get up to their feet by the count of ten. It was a spectacular match! He went in with ‘The Biggest…Baddest Dog in the Yard’, and he gave him a run for his money! Supremacy, we will see Primal and Reeshi taking on Steve Awesome for the X*Crown Championship. Will we see Primal take over the number one spot in the ‘Superb 7’? That’s a question that will be answered not this Sunday, but the following Sunday! At Supremacy!”
*One of the two number one contenders is displayed on, Primal…behind the giant number six. We continue down the count!*
“Unfortunately, this man was the person that debuted at the number one spot when I first did my show. Truly spectacular. The X*Crown Champion, Steve Awesome! He comes in at number five this week after dropping down to number three last week, for not having any action, and drops down two more spots this week after he was unable to defeat the Chaotic Champion on Pyro. Yes, there is the fact that Primal and Reeshi both went down to the ring to get themselves involved, but there’s no excuses…as I said for Obsidian, as I will say for Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith: A win’s a win! Steve Awesome is still strong on this, and just like Primal has the chance of possibly taking the number one spot -- Steve Awesome has a chance to earn the spot back! What will we see out of Steve Awesome this week when we see him go into a…strange…handicap match against Kanyon Inc.?”
*The image shows Steve Awesome for a couple seconds before finally going onto the giant number four…one away from the top three of the week.*
“Coming in at number four this week, stepping up from last week! ‘The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard’ Reeshi! One of the two number one contenders, and obviously he does appear to be the stronger man going into this contest by having this momentum riding on him…he was unable to defeat Primal, but that’s kind of beside the point. He had Primal right where he wanted him! If you can recall, the reason that Reeshi did not walk out with the overall victory, and the single number one contender for the X*Crown Championship, was because he just didn’t have the energy to turn him over and make that cover. It was a Coral Reesh that knocked Primal out, and an exhausted Reeshi that kept himself down. So coming in strong this week is Reeshi. He has yet to hit the number one spot for this ‘Superb 7’, but it could be just a matter of time.”
*We see an image of Reeshi, as the camera pans out a little while Jason Labonte slowly crosses over to the other side of the television as soon as the image of Reeshi fades off the screen…the wheel that has become customary for each edition of The Naked Truth came onto the television, spinning rapidly.*
“The top three for this week, as I say it every week, as I will say it every week: These are the superstars that were truly outstanding this week! They kept the hype, they kept the momentum, and they’re continuing to ride on it…for the very first time since I started doing the ‘Superb 7’, the X*Crown Champion is not in the top three. That kind of came obviously as he was the number four. Let’s get this thing started!”
*The wheel, still spinning, starts to gradually slow down…slower…and slower…until it finally comes to a stop on a familiar face: Making his way up a little bit more on the Superb 7 this week, Death Trap!*
“That’s right, hitting his first time in the top three superstars of the XHF this week is Death Trap. He put on an absolutely memorable match with Tara Fenix last night, completely tearing that roof off the building! Back and forth, back and forth, Death Trap? Tara Fenix? These two had nothing less of a war with each other in what could be a candidate for possibly even match of the YEAR! He took it all into that ring, and he left it all in that ring, standing by his word that he will not tap out! He will not give up! We saw him stuck in two different leg submission holds for over five minutes…and he continued to fight, though he came up short, he still earned his stripes. He earned the number three spot.”
*We see a few highlights between the Death Trap and Tara Fenix match, as Jason Labonte slowly walks again to the other side of the television…the wheel slowly came back onto the screen, and started spinning again while Jason Labonte watched the screen and waited for it to come to a stop. It stopped; right on top of the Chaotic Champion, Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith.*
“Believe me when I tell you that it was a very tough call to make when I had to come down to these final two…Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith, the Chaotic Champion, went out to that ring facing the top superstar in all of XHF, the X*Crown Champion…Steve Awesome. He walked out to that ring and he didn’t let that intimidate him! He defeated the X*Crown Champion! I believe that the main reason he didn’t push his way up to the number one spot this week was simply because of the fact that Primal and Reeshi distracted Steve Awesome. The X*Crown Champion looked to have Tyrone Smith right where he wanted him until that occurred, and then Tyrone Smith did take advantage of the situation, walking out with the big ‘W’. A win is a win. Not only did he defeat Steve Awesome, but he had the balls to get back into that ring and just deck Reeshi across the back with that chair! That may have been a mistake, considering he does have Decoy that he needs to worry about…and Reeshi is Decoy’s buddy. Can Tyrone Smith hold this spot through next week?”
*The image shows Tyrone “Crazy Boy” Smith for a couple moments as Jason Labonte just looks back at the screen as the wheel is shown spinning…it stops right on top of the same people who got it the previous week: Enmity.*
“I was pretty surprised with this one, but after Angel was successful in his second match in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, and his first singles match here…while Tara Fenix had a war with Death Trap, this was easily the duo that earned their spot! Their second time as the number one people of this week. You have to wonder who is going to be able to knock them off? This week, Tara Fenix will be taking on ‘Sexy’ Jason in what is a rematch from months ago! While Angel will be taking on Chris Cobain, who was successful in his first match inside of the XHF. Both of them have their work cut out for them. Can they finally knock Enmity down to number two? Or will Enmity be able to continue their streak, and continue their ‘saving’ of the XHF?”
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*The final image for the Superb 7 goes to Enmity, as Jason Labonte walks forward again and eats another blue almond M&M, and smiles to the camera afterward.*
“That does it for the Superb 7 this week, and now we’re going to move on…to something new. As I said at the very beginning, the Match of the Week award is something very new that I am going to be doing! It does not go to the match of Gastro…the match of Pyro. It goes to the match of the WEEK! Between both of the shows! It is truly impossible to win this award if you’re someone that’s just dominant with his or her match…the idea is that the match was highly competitive. It could have gone either way. Both superstars had their eyes, mind, and heart set on winning their match! And they would go into their respective match giving everything they could to make sure that they do. The award for Match of the Week, this week; goes to Primal and Reeshi! The runner-up was Tara Fenix versus Death Trap.”
Match of the Week
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X*Crown Championship #1 Contendership Singles Match
(Winner earns the exclusive right to face reigning champion Steve Awesome on Sunday, October 25th at XHF Supremacy '09!)
Primal vs. "The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard" Reeshi
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Singles Match
“The Frozen Phoenix” Tara Fenix vs. “The Main Attraction” Death Trap
“It was truly hard deciding between those two matches, but with how Reeshi and Primal interacted with one another prior to the match was astounding…both of them were in each other’s face, telling the other that there was absolutely no way that the other was going to walk out with the win. What happened? Neither one of them walked out with the win! For this next week, we can only hope that we get a match half as good as those two matches! One half as good could very well be match of the week, because these matches: I give them both five out of five. Perfect.”[/color][/center]
*We see a bunch of highlights of the Match of the Week. Not the runner-up. While Jason Labonte is walking back towards the television again, and tucks his hands into his pockets but stands directly in front of the television this time as he continues on.*
“All of you are pretty used to me, by now, going straight to the predictions after the ‘Superb 7’, but Match of the Week had to take that place. NOW! We are going onto the predictions for the week, and we’ve got some great matches lined up…some crazy ones. It’s going to be a rollercoaster of ride this week, though! First things first, though, we’re going to go over both of the shows for those of you who didn’t DVR both shows, for those of you who missed the shows…we’re going to just have a brief rundown.
Starting with Gastro, we kicked the show off with the debuting star ‘The Sovereign’ Chris Cobain…taking on the XHF legendary Harold Campbell, and needless to say, it was a great match! Chris Cobain went after Harold with everything he had, and Harold went right back at him. It was Chris Cobain that was going to pick up the victory on this night, though, and a very impressive first win in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation. I would like to extend a big congratulations to you, Chris Cobain! The next match on the agenda was Mr. Mysterio taking on Enmity member, Angel, in a singles contest…throughout the week, these two were going back and forth at each other but it seemed that Angel knew how to play his game. He was always just that one step ahead of Mr. Mysterio…and he proved to be that one step ahead when he defeated Mr. Mysterio in the middle of that ring after landing Heaven’s Fury -- that top rope bulldog that we saw him connect with while teaming with Tara the previous week, in a move that they call ‘Motive’. If that can knock out someone as large as Mr. Mysterio, I think we could have an upcoming X*Crown Champion on our hands. This next match was a pretty big surprise -- to most of us! This was a person that I had picked to win, but I was getting calls from my buddies all week saying: ‘Hey, man! How can you pick Obsidian to win over “Sexy” Jason?! Let me know!’ and even S. Jason was pretty upset when I decided to pick Obsidian over him. I believe he called me a jackass on his promo, which I don’t appreciate. Obsidian walked out with the win! Anybody can say it! Everybody knows it; it was due to outside interference that knocked S. Jason out long enough for Obsidian to score the pin fall victory, but I have said it numerous times tonight and I will say it again: A win’s a win! This is something that S. Jason preached for so long after he defeated Tara Fenix, but something he can’t seem to accept now that the tables have turned on him. We’ll see what happens on Pyro when Tara finally has the chance to avenge that loss. The main event of Gastro was, of course, the Match of the Week: Primal versus Reeshi! These two went at it with everything that they could possibly do, and they both won…they both won, and they both lost. It seems that at least once a week, we have at least one draw on our hands. This is another match that will be unable to affect my statistics.
Moving on to Pyro, the show kicked off with a match between Brad Kane and Randy Angel…and, you know, as always my pick went to Brad Kane. For the very first time since returning to the XHF ring, though, he walks out with a draw against Randy Angel after Randy…vomited…all over Brad Kane, and the referee. It was gross. Good thing we had a cleaning crew to wash that out of the ring so the show could continue. The next match was Aksel Anarchy looking to complete the job he set out to do back at Ruthless & Reckless some couple weeks ago, by facing Decoy…by destroying Decoy! We wouldn’t see this end entirely clean, because Mr. Mysterio did go out there causing a little bit of a distraction -- however, staying on his toes, Aksel was able to catch Decoy on his way to him and take him down to pick up the pin fall victory. The runner-up to the Match of the Week: Tara Fenix versus Death Trap…wow. Just wow. That’s the only thing I can really say about that GREAT match! Tara Fenix did walk out with the win, but Death Trap looked to have it time…after time…after time. It was so close! Tara Fenix had Death Trap down in submissions for a while, and really did do quite a lot of damage, I think that’s what ultimately wore him down and allowed her to finish him off with the Fenixide Kick. She scored the pin fall victory. The main event of the night was Steve Awesome taking on Tyrone Smith. X*Crown Champion versus Chaotic Champion. It was a great match, there was absolutely no doubt about it, but we saw a pretty big shocker…though, I saw it coming! I called it! Tyrone Smith would walk out with the win, and he is proving that he is just on a hot streak while Decoy…is slowly starting to fade. At the beginning of this month, I was in favor of Decoy taking the Chaotic Championship at Supremacy, but now I have to be back in the favor or Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith.
A total of eight matches, two of which could not be counted. That takes us down to six…and I was right on five of them, wrong on one. Five and one this week, nineteen and five for overall.
Weekly: 5-1
Overall: 19-5
NOW, onto the actual predictions for this week!”
Starting with Gastro, we kicked the show off with the debuting star ‘The Sovereign’ Chris Cobain…taking on the XHF legendary Harold Campbell, and needless to say, it was a great match! Chris Cobain went after Harold with everything he had, and Harold went right back at him. It was Chris Cobain that was going to pick up the victory on this night, though, and a very impressive first win in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation. I would like to extend a big congratulations to you, Chris Cobain! The next match on the agenda was Mr. Mysterio taking on Enmity member, Angel, in a singles contest…throughout the week, these two were going back and forth at each other but it seemed that Angel knew how to play his game. He was always just that one step ahead of Mr. Mysterio…and he proved to be that one step ahead when he defeated Mr. Mysterio in the middle of that ring after landing Heaven’s Fury -- that top rope bulldog that we saw him connect with while teaming with Tara the previous week, in a move that they call ‘Motive’. If that can knock out someone as large as Mr. Mysterio, I think we could have an upcoming X*Crown Champion on our hands. This next match was a pretty big surprise -- to most of us! This was a person that I had picked to win, but I was getting calls from my buddies all week saying: ‘Hey, man! How can you pick Obsidian to win over “Sexy” Jason?! Let me know!’ and even S. Jason was pretty upset when I decided to pick Obsidian over him. I believe he called me a jackass on his promo, which I don’t appreciate. Obsidian walked out with the win! Anybody can say it! Everybody knows it; it was due to outside interference that knocked S. Jason out long enough for Obsidian to score the pin fall victory, but I have said it numerous times tonight and I will say it again: A win’s a win! This is something that S. Jason preached for so long after he defeated Tara Fenix, but something he can’t seem to accept now that the tables have turned on him. We’ll see what happens on Pyro when Tara finally has the chance to avenge that loss. The main event of Gastro was, of course, the Match of the Week: Primal versus Reeshi! These two went at it with everything that they could possibly do, and they both won…they both won, and they both lost. It seems that at least once a week, we have at least one draw on our hands. This is another match that will be unable to affect my statistics.
Moving on to Pyro, the show kicked off with a match between Brad Kane and Randy Angel…and, you know, as always my pick went to Brad Kane. For the very first time since returning to the XHF ring, though, he walks out with a draw against Randy Angel after Randy…vomited…all over Brad Kane, and the referee. It was gross. Good thing we had a cleaning crew to wash that out of the ring so the show could continue. The next match was Aksel Anarchy looking to complete the job he set out to do back at Ruthless & Reckless some couple weeks ago, by facing Decoy…by destroying Decoy! We wouldn’t see this end entirely clean, because Mr. Mysterio did go out there causing a little bit of a distraction -- however, staying on his toes, Aksel was able to catch Decoy on his way to him and take him down to pick up the pin fall victory. The runner-up to the Match of the Week: Tara Fenix versus Death Trap…wow. Just wow. That’s the only thing I can really say about that GREAT match! Tara Fenix did walk out with the win, but Death Trap looked to have it time…after time…after time. It was so close! Tara Fenix had Death Trap down in submissions for a while, and really did do quite a lot of damage, I think that’s what ultimately wore him down and allowed her to finish him off with the Fenixide Kick. She scored the pin fall victory. The main event of the night was Steve Awesome taking on Tyrone Smith. X*Crown Champion versus Chaotic Champion. It was a great match, there was absolutely no doubt about it, but we saw a pretty big shocker…though, I saw it coming! I called it! Tyrone Smith would walk out with the win, and he is proving that he is just on a hot streak while Decoy…is slowly starting to fade. At the beginning of this month, I was in favor of Decoy taking the Chaotic Championship at Supremacy, but now I have to be back in the favor or Tyrone ‘Crazy Boy’ Smith.
A total of eight matches, two of which could not be counted. That takes us down to six…and I was right on five of them, wrong on one. Five and one this week, nineteen and five for overall.
Weekly: 5-1
Overall: 19-5
NOW, onto the actual predictions for this week!”
*He takes off his cowboy hat for a moment, fixing his hair, before placing the hat back on his head and tucking his hands back into his pockets.*
Singles Match
Aksel Anarchy vs. “The Real Deal” Nitro Pheonix
“This week, we’re going to see another debut of another new star to the XHF…Nitro Pheonix. We truly have not seen too much of him for the exception of San Francisco, and he’s going to be taking on one of the strongest wrestlers in the XHF! He has power, and this past Monday, he proved that he has those eyes in the back of his head as he was able to catch Decoy coming after him, and hit him with the Dominator to keep him out for the three! I don’t doubt that Nitro may give him a fight, but I believe that Aksel Anarchy will walk out with the win building some more momentum for his match going in to face Mr. Mysterio at Supremacy.”
Prediction: Aksel Anarchy
Aksel Anarchy vs. “The Real Deal” Nitro Pheonix
“This week, we’re going to see another debut of another new star to the XHF…Nitro Pheonix. We truly have not seen too much of him for the exception of San Francisco, and he’s going to be taking on one of the strongest wrestlers in the XHF! He has power, and this past Monday, he proved that he has those eyes in the back of his head as he was able to catch Decoy coming after him, and hit him with the Dominator to keep him out for the three! I don’t doubt that Nitro may give him a fight, but I believe that Aksel Anarchy will walk out with the win building some more momentum for his match going in to face Mr. Mysterio at Supremacy.”
Prediction: Aksel Anarchy
*The image of Aksel Anarchy stays there for a brief moment, while Jason continues.*
Tag-team Match
-Both Reeshi and Primal will be chained together throughout the match and the chain itself is 100% legal for in-ring use.
-Pins, Submissions, and Knockouts will NOT effectively end the match in this case, as the match can only end via both teammates having both their feet touch the floor outside the Cage.
-An electric pulse will automatically run through the entire cage structure precisely every 5 minutes, and thus an escape must be attempted at the right periods of time in between or else you will be electrocuted upon touching the cage door.
Primal & “The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard” Reeshi vs. Sexy Jason & Mr. Mysterio
“Well, needless to say that with the power going back and forth between GQ Money and Mikkel Seifer just yesterday, this is going to be an absolutely crazy match! I’m not even going to go into all of those stipulations. I’m going to look to the mental side of this. Primal and Reeshi are teaming together to take on the No Mercy Champion, and Mr. Mysterio, who don’t have much chemistry working together, but they should have more chemistry than those two! The rule states that Primal and Reeshi cannot initiate an attack with each other, but that won’t stop them from getting in the way of another. I think that with them being able to get in the way of each other, it’s going to be what ultimately costs them the match. The No Mercy Champion, and Mr. Mysterio will walk out with the win…leaving those two in the ring to start beating on each other with no rules stopping them after that match is over.”
Prediction: Sexy Jason & Mr. Mysterio
-Both Reeshi and Primal will be chained together throughout the match and the chain itself is 100% legal for in-ring use.
-Pins, Submissions, and Knockouts will NOT effectively end the match in this case, as the match can only end via both teammates having both their feet touch the floor outside the Cage.
-An electric pulse will automatically run through the entire cage structure precisely every 5 minutes, and thus an escape must be attempted at the right periods of time in between or else you will be electrocuted upon touching the cage door.
Primal & “The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard” Reeshi vs. Sexy Jason & Mr. Mysterio
“Well, needless to say that with the power going back and forth between GQ Money and Mikkel Seifer just yesterday, this is going to be an absolutely crazy match! I’m not even going to go into all of those stipulations. I’m going to look to the mental side of this. Primal and Reeshi are teaming together to take on the No Mercy Champion, and Mr. Mysterio, who don’t have much chemistry working together, but they should have more chemistry than those two! The rule states that Primal and Reeshi cannot initiate an attack with each other, but that won’t stop them from getting in the way of another. I think that with them being able to get in the way of each other, it’s going to be what ultimately costs them the match. The No Mercy Champion, and Mr. Mysterio will walk out with the win…leaving those two in the ring to start beating on each other with no rules stopping them after that match is over.”
Prediction: Sexy Jason & Mr. Mysterio
*We see an image of S. Jason and Mr. Mysterio, for a moment before going onto the next match.*
3 on 2 Handicap Tornado Elimination Match
-MCM will be allowed to bring weapons to the ring for this matchup, yet are ONLY allowed to use the weapons they themselves bring voluntarily at the start. KI meanwhile is banned from all use of weapons during the course of this contest, or else they will be disqualified as a direct result.
-In order to be eliminated from the contest you MUST be forced to be bleed beforehand, so in essence Chaotic rules are in effect throughout the entire match.
-All three KI teammates will be strapped together in a back to back to back formation by the waist at the start of the match, and between each respective pinfall elimination (which itself must also be done in a face-down position) there will be 30 second breaks in order to allow the referee ample time to remove the eliminated individuals from ringside.
The Motor City Mafia vs. Kanyon Inc.
“This is another one of those crazy matches, where all members of Kanyon Inc. will be taking on The Motor City Mafia, in what was originally supposed to be a match to go…against Kanyon. Not against Steve Awesome, not against Jayson Matthews! It was supposed to be in their favor! However, with all the additions that went onto this match, I have to believe that the match is still in favor of The Motor City Mafia. Tornado. Kanyon Inc. must be strapped together at the waist, back to back, only being untied for thirty seconds between eliminations, so the eliminated superstar can go to the back. Let’s look at it like this: Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews will be free to roam away from each other, do whatever they want…Kanyon Inc. must move together. The Motor City Mafia will be able to target just one person, and keep to that one person, while the other two members of Kanyon Inc. will be facing in…different directions. I think The Motor City Mafia will take this one, pretty easily.”
Prediction: The Motor City Mafia
-MCM will be allowed to bring weapons to the ring for this matchup, yet are ONLY allowed to use the weapons they themselves bring voluntarily at the start. KI meanwhile is banned from all use of weapons during the course of this contest, or else they will be disqualified as a direct result.
-In order to be eliminated from the contest you MUST be forced to be bleed beforehand, so in essence Chaotic rules are in effect throughout the entire match.
-All three KI teammates will be strapped together in a back to back to back formation by the waist at the start of the match, and between each respective pinfall elimination (which itself must also be done in a face-down position) there will be 30 second breaks in order to allow the referee ample time to remove the eliminated individuals from ringside.
The Motor City Mafia vs. Kanyon Inc.
“This is another one of those crazy matches, where all members of Kanyon Inc. will be taking on The Motor City Mafia, in what was originally supposed to be a match to go…against Kanyon. Not against Steve Awesome, not against Jayson Matthews! It was supposed to be in their favor! However, with all the additions that went onto this match, I have to believe that the match is still in favor of The Motor City Mafia. Tornado. Kanyon Inc. must be strapped together at the waist, back to back, only being untied for thirty seconds between eliminations, so the eliminated superstar can go to the back. Let’s look at it like this: Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews will be free to roam away from each other, do whatever they want…Kanyon Inc. must move together. The Motor City Mafia will be able to target just one person, and keep to that one person, while the other two members of Kanyon Inc. will be facing in…different directions. I think The Motor City Mafia will take this one, pretty easily.”
Prediction: The Motor City Mafia
*The image shows the Motor City Mafia as the predicted winners of this match, while Jason Labonte pauses for a couple seconds as he’s preparing to switch over to the next three matches, that are all scheduled for Pyro.*
“And now we’re going to be moving onto Pyro, following two crazy matches…”
*Jason Labonte walks to the other side of the television before carrying on with Pyro.*
Singles Match
“Savior X” Angel vs. “The Sovereign” Chris Cobain
“Both of them coming hot off their wins. The self-proclaimed Savior of the XHF, along with Tara Fenix, will be taking on Chris Cobain who has come off his huge victory over Harold Campbell! Believe me, this is one of the toughest matches to call this week…Angel, someone I know a little bit of the past about, or Chris Cobain, who I have seen wrestle once. A very impressive win, as I said. If I had to flip a coin for one match, this would definitely be it, but Enmity has taken the number one spot on the ‘Superb 7’ two weeks in a row and I’m starting to think that they’re going to keep it for a third week unless we see something big. They have that spot for a reason! Angel almost completely shut Mr. Mysterio out, while Chris Cobain had a hard fought match with Harold Campbell…I think that Angel is going to take this one.”
Prediction: "Savior X" Angel
“Savior X” Angel vs. “The Sovereign” Chris Cobain
“Both of them coming hot off their wins. The self-proclaimed Savior of the XHF, along with Tara Fenix, will be taking on Chris Cobain who has come off his huge victory over Harold Campbell! Believe me, this is one of the toughest matches to call this week…Angel, someone I know a little bit of the past about, or Chris Cobain, who I have seen wrestle once. A very impressive win, as I said. If I had to flip a coin for one match, this would definitely be it, but Enmity has taken the number one spot on the ‘Superb 7’ two weeks in a row and I’m starting to think that they’re going to keep it for a third week unless we see something big. They have that spot for a reason! Angel almost completely shut Mr. Mysterio out, while Chris Cobain had a hard fought match with Harold Campbell…I think that Angel is going to take this one.”
Prediction: "Savior X" Angel
*We see an image of one of the three members of Enmity -- Angel -- as he is the predicted winner for his match against Chris Cobain. Jason stands still and waits for the image to fade before continuing onto the next match; Decoy versus Jayson Matthews.*
Singles Match
(Booked by Executive Director Mikkel Seifer; If Decoy wins he assumes permanent control/ownership of the previously retired XHF Hardcore Championship belt, whereas if Matthews wins he automatically earns the right to merge the Hardcore Title with the Chaotic Title in what would then become essentially a "Winner Take All" Triple Threat contest at Supremacy on Sunday, October 25th.)
Decoy vs. Jayson Matthews
“Last night, Decoy was unable to defeat Aksel Anarchy, but we’ve seen him go down just to bounce right back up! He’s facing the final Hardcore Champion, and someone who is also looking to capture that Chaotic Championship -- but Decoy was able to win at R&R to become the number one contender, and I think this is going to be one of those times where Decoy is able to bounce right back. You have to remember that Jayson Matthews is also going to be participating in a handicap match on Gastro, and although I do believe he’s going to win, it doesn’t mean that Kanyon Inc. may not get in enough shots to weaken him down for this one…and if Decoy couldn’t do enough on his own, Kanyon Inc. will hurt him enough for Decoy to just finish the job.”
Prediction: Decoy
(Booked by Executive Director Mikkel Seifer; If Decoy wins he assumes permanent control/ownership of the previously retired XHF Hardcore Championship belt, whereas if Matthews wins he automatically earns the right to merge the Hardcore Title with the Chaotic Title in what would then become essentially a "Winner Take All" Triple Threat contest at Supremacy on Sunday, October 25th.)
Decoy vs. Jayson Matthews
“Last night, Decoy was unable to defeat Aksel Anarchy, but we’ve seen him go down just to bounce right back up! He’s facing the final Hardcore Champion, and someone who is also looking to capture that Chaotic Championship -- but Decoy was able to win at R&R to become the number one contender, and I think this is going to be one of those times where Decoy is able to bounce right back. You have to remember that Jayson Matthews is also going to be participating in a handicap match on Gastro, and although I do believe he’s going to win, it doesn’t mean that Kanyon Inc. may not get in enough shots to weaken him down for this one…and if Decoy couldn’t do enough on his own, Kanyon Inc. will hurt him enough for Decoy to just finish the job.”
Prediction: Decoy
*The image goes to Decoy for a couple seconds as Jason Labonte is still staring into the camera and pacing back and forth just a few steps as he goes onto the next match.*
Singles Match
“The Frozen Phoenix” Tara Fenix vs. Sexy Jason
“A match that was a long time in the making after S. Jason boasted for a long time about how he defeated Tara Fenix in the middle of that ring! Let’s rewind a couple months for this match…they did fight each other, but let’s remember that Tara Fenix had him right where she wanted him! She was about to walk out with that victory until MGK got himself involved and almost kicked the head right off of Tara Fenix. This didn’t bother him at the time, and he made that cover over Tara…boasted about how it’s the biggest win of his career, and there’s no doubt about it; it is! It’s bigger than his win over Harold Campbell, it’s bigger than his win over Primal, over Kris Destiny -- it is the biggest win of his career! It was a cheated victory, though. I believe that Tara has heard enough of how he beat her, about how he’s better than her, and better than Enmity because he beat Tara Fenix after MGK knocked her out, prior to the creation of Enmity. Not to mention the fact that S. Jason has been on a little bit of a cold streak as of late. Unable to defeat Spike West, unable to legitimately defeat Kris Destiny, unable to defeat Obsidian. This is not the best person for him to go against while he’s on this kind of cold streak, and just a week prior to facing Kanyon for the No Mercy Championship! This’ll be a good one, but Tara, I believe, will walk out with the win.”
Prediction: Tara Fenix
“The Frozen Phoenix” Tara Fenix vs. Sexy Jason
“A match that was a long time in the making after S. Jason boasted for a long time about how he defeated Tara Fenix in the middle of that ring! Let’s rewind a couple months for this match…they did fight each other, but let’s remember that Tara Fenix had him right where she wanted him! She was about to walk out with that victory until MGK got himself involved and almost kicked the head right off of Tara Fenix. This didn’t bother him at the time, and he made that cover over Tara…boasted about how it’s the biggest win of his career, and there’s no doubt about it; it is! It’s bigger than his win over Harold Campbell, it’s bigger than his win over Primal, over Kris Destiny -- it is the biggest win of his career! It was a cheated victory, though. I believe that Tara has heard enough of how he beat her, about how he’s better than her, and better than Enmity because he beat Tara Fenix after MGK knocked her out, prior to the creation of Enmity. Not to mention the fact that S. Jason has been on a little bit of a cold streak as of late. Unable to defeat Spike West, unable to legitimately defeat Kris Destiny, unable to defeat Obsidian. This is not the best person for him to go against while he’s on this kind of cold streak, and just a week prior to facing Kanyon for the No Mercy Championship! This’ll be a good one, but Tara, I believe, will walk out with the win.”
Prediction: Tara Fenix
*The final image goes to Tara Fenix, as the image stays there for a couple seconds while Jason Labonte starts to walk forward and looks directly out at the fans, turning his head every so often to acknowledge all of them.*
“Well, everybody, that just about does it for the predictions! The next segment of the show is the one that we were all waiting for. Kanyon is going to grace us with his presence here tonight, and here he is!”
*Jason Labonte applauds a little while the generic theme of “Who Betta Than Kanyon?!” starts to play over the PA system, Kanyon walks out onto the stage holding his arms out for people to praise him. Instead he's met by a chorus of boos and just waves them off.*
“Who betta than Kanyon!?”
*Crowd: Everybody!*
“It's nobody, get it right!”
*Kanyon sits down as the boos grow silent. Jason Labonte takes his seat at his stool, and stares at the fans for a moment who are still booing at Kanyon, but he just gives a smile and looks towards his guest as he gestures towards the blue M&Ms.*
“Welcome to the show, Kanyon, I’m glad to have you here. Umm, someone told me that you wanted some blue M&Ms, so I got these almond ones for you. Feel free to help yourself to them.”
“Of course Obsidian would send you a message with the wrong color, you're lucky almonds are delicious.”
“Of course Obsidian would send you a message with the wrong color, you're lucky almonds are delicious.”
*Kanyon eats some M&Ms.*
“Glad to hear I’m not the only one who likes almonds! Well, anyway, I’ve heard a few rumors that you wanted to show something here at the show and would you like to get that out of the way here before we start or at the end?”
“Well James, as you know, I spent some time a few months ago filming the movie "Back to the Future 4" and it's finally coming out next month, so I'm proud to unveil on your show, the first movie poster!”
“Well James, as you know, I spent some time a few months ago filming the movie "Back to the Future 4" and it's finally coming out next month, so I'm proud to unveil on your show, the first movie poster!”
*Some men come out with a picture frame with a cloth over it, Kanyon rips off the cloth to reveal:
Jason Labonte stares at the poster for a moment.*
“That…that’s something.”
“Isn't it! Well, now that the important part is out of the way, lets get on with this piece of crap show Jack.”
“Alright, and just so you know, Chris, it’s Jason. Not Jack. Not James. Jason. Anyways, your first question comes in from Death Trap, and he’s asking that when you lose to S. Jason if you’re going to retire, bitch and moan about how he cheated, or acknowledge that you suck?”
“A ha! Ha ha. The guy that retired? DT is a loser. I'm a winner. And I will not lose to Jason. If he manages to squeak out a win, it'll be by fluke or cheating, because he's not betta. But I will make sure that doesn't happen. It's my destiny to get that No Mercy title, it's inevitable. And you can take that to the bank John!”
“Umm, it’s…Jason. Yeah. The next question came in from a DDP, whoever that is, and his isn’t really a question. More of a comment. He’s putting the blame on you for him being banned in nine countries, and accusing you of stealing his moves, phrases, and hurting people…what do you have to say to this DDP fellow?”
“He's a fool and an idiot. Everyone knows it was my brother who was running around as DDK. And he did it a lot betta than that DDP punk ever did. If anything, it only made that guy more popular, so as far as I'm concerned, he owes my brother.”
“Quite possibly, yeah, I think we should invite this guy over to the XHF and see what he’s made of by having him face you. The next question came in from your very own little buddy, Obsidian! Some say he’s the talent of the group, you know. He sends an e-mail saying how great it is to team up with you, talking about how you rock, which is clearly debatable…and is wondering what is the deal with the smart car. It doesn’t talk. You never told me you owned a smart car!”
“...I don't. He really is an idiot savant. He doesn't have much upstairs. I mean, right now he's out hunting something, and that can only go wrong. But when he gets in that ring, it's like he shuts his brain off and wrestles on instinct. And well. My guess is the question is based on having watched too many Knight Rider re-runs.”
“Never watched that show. Probably a good thing, otherwise I may have ended up an idiot like him…and we got a treat here! An e-mail came in from your very own opponent at Supremacy, S. Jason! He talks about how you and your brother act the exact same, rather than the opposite like some brothers, so he’s wondering if being an idiot runs in your family…and if you got the hint when your parents moved out without giving you a reason? Well, that’s just mean. Do you know if this guy has a diploma?”
“Isn't it! Well, now that the important part is out of the way, lets get on with this piece of crap show Jack.”
“Alright, and just so you know, Chris, it’s Jason. Not Jack. Not James. Jason. Anyways, your first question comes in from Death Trap, and he’s asking that when you lose to S. Jason if you’re going to retire, bitch and moan about how he cheated, or acknowledge that you suck?”
“A ha! Ha ha. The guy that retired? DT is a loser. I'm a winner. And I will not lose to Jason. If he manages to squeak out a win, it'll be by fluke or cheating, because he's not betta. But I will make sure that doesn't happen. It's my destiny to get that No Mercy title, it's inevitable. And you can take that to the bank John!”
“Umm, it’s…Jason. Yeah. The next question came in from a DDP, whoever that is, and his isn’t really a question. More of a comment. He’s putting the blame on you for him being banned in nine countries, and accusing you of stealing his moves, phrases, and hurting people…what do you have to say to this DDP fellow?”
“He's a fool and an idiot. Everyone knows it was my brother who was running around as DDK. And he did it a lot betta than that DDP punk ever did. If anything, it only made that guy more popular, so as far as I'm concerned, he owes my brother.”
“Quite possibly, yeah, I think we should invite this guy over to the XHF and see what he’s made of by having him face you. The next question came in from your very own little buddy, Obsidian! Some say he’s the talent of the group, you know. He sends an e-mail saying how great it is to team up with you, talking about how you rock, which is clearly debatable…and is wondering what is the deal with the smart car. It doesn’t talk. You never told me you owned a smart car!”
“...I don't. He really is an idiot savant. He doesn't have much upstairs. I mean, right now he's out hunting something, and that can only go wrong. But when he gets in that ring, it's like he shuts his brain off and wrestles on instinct. And well. My guess is the question is based on having watched too many Knight Rider re-runs.”
“Never watched that show. Probably a good thing, otherwise I may have ended up an idiot like him…and we got a treat here! An e-mail came in from your very own opponent at Supremacy, S. Jason! He talks about how you and your brother act the exact same, rather than the opposite like some brothers, so he’s wondering if being an idiot runs in your family…and if you got the hint when your parents moved out without giving you a reason? Well, that’s just mean. Do you know if this guy has a diploma?”
*Jason Labonte asks while holding the paper to his eye making sure that he read the question correctly how S. Jason had typed the e-mail.*
“Jason is a meat-head, I doubt he graduated pre-school. He's the last person to be throwing around the word "idiot." My parents are still in my life thank you very much. My brother and I are the same in that we go out and get the job done. He got beat up by my bro somewhere else, and he's going to get beat up by me here. He's scared, it's as simple as that. But the way my brother and I wrestle are completely different, and if he thought my brother was a handful, he won't stand a chance against me.”
“Well, that about does it for the questions that were submitted…and I can’t really argue that you get the job done. Six championships? That’s amazing. I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head that has done that in XHF, held every single belt there…for the exception of the two new ones, and I don’t recall if you were a Tag-team Champion. That’s beside the point. Onto my questions: After what happened between GQ Money and Mikkel Seifer the other day, you’re going to be forced into a match this Friday to take on The Motor City Mafia while you have two people -- Obsidian and GQ Money -- strapped to your back! The current X*Crown Champion, and the essential final Hardcore Champion. Are you worried stepping into this match at all?”
“Jimmy, get your facts straight, I'm a two time tag-team champion. GQ got into a war of words that got me tied up, literally. It's a challenge, that's for sure. But not because of my opponents, it's because of having to literally carry my partners. I've beaten Steve before, I can beat him again any time I want one on one. As for the other guy, I don't consider the hardcore belt a real title. Just like the new chaotic one. That's "hardcore" wrestling, not real wrestling. I'm a real wrestler. And a real wrestler beats a chair swinger any day in a wrestling match. So to sum it all up for you, I'm too damn good to be worried.”
“For someone so good, you can’t even get my name right, Christopher. But let’s continue on with my questions! The next one is related to ‘Sexy’ Jason as the man who complained about his loss to Obsidian last Friday night on Gastro…but as you know, we can’t really change the record books. Karma even has a thing against it! If we can recall your loss to MGK a couple years back when you tried to erase his XHF World Championship win from the record books…it just wasn’t meant to be. But he boasted for a long time about a victory over someone you have to give some sort of respect to, that being Tara Fenix, after she got knocked out -- and when the tables turn on him, he complains about it. What are your thoughts on his complaint?”
“He's a hypocrite. And like I said before, a meat-head. I doubt if he can remember five minutes ago, let alone whenever he beat Tara by interference. I'll give Tara some respect, for a woman. As a woman, she's done all right. But a woman can never be as good as a man. I proved it when I was the first to give a woman a world title shot on PPV because T-Bird called me out. And she didn't get the job done. I've beaten Tara too. Then Tara went and beat a not-so great champ to win the title and bury it into the ground. Probably women problems, know what I'm saying? But she is betta than her ex-hubby, that trailer park trash Willy Spencer. Now that guy sucked, and wreaked. I hated wrestling him. I'll admit, I'm not a nice man, but half of wrestling is head games. I'll admit I interfered in Jason's match, but a loss is a loss. When it comes to our match however, the betta man will win, and that is undoubtedly me.”
“Well, I…kind of like William. Great guy, great wrestler! As you obviously know, you’ll be getting your No Mercy Championship shot at Supremacy and I’m kind of curious -- ever since you came back into the XHF, you were the reigning X*Crown Champion all the way to the Birthday Show where Reeshi finally defeated you. Do you have any intentions to get back into the X*Crown picture, or are you really wanting to get the No Mercy Championship?”
“I'm a twenty time world champion, of course I'll go and take my X*Crown back. Whenever I want it. But I see this No Mercy title and it's had some decent title holders. Former world champs like myself in Harold and Gravedigger. Two guys I'm way betta than, but they added some credibility. And now it's in Jason's hand, and who the hell is he? Whatever that belt meant, it lost it all when he got hold of the belt. XHF has been good to me for the most part, so it's only fair I give back. And the best way to give back is to take that No Mercy title and put it around the waist of the best wrestler ever. Firmly establish that belt as something worth winning. As well as establishing myself as the first ever Magnificent Seven Crown holder.”
“Well, I think Jason has been a pretty champion. Defended it at the start. If you win the championship, do you plan on defending it night in and night out? Something you didn’t do with the X*Crown.”
“Ha. Pshaw. Look Jose, I'm the biggest superstar of the XHF. Not just the best wrestler. I've got endorsement deals, I've got acting gigs. I'm giving XHF a bit of that spotlight by being here. I didn't even want to come back in the beginning, but Mongo begged me to bring my X*Crown back. I didn't need to prove jack because I was the champion for over a year. A star of my caliber should only wrestle on PPV, and I did. But the No Mercy title isn't a mix of world titles, it's one belt. And when I take it off Jason's hands, it's going to need to be rejuvenated. So if I have challengers crazy enough to take me on, then yeah, I might be forced to wrestle more often then just PPV.”
“That sure would be a treat for the fans! Well, say you do win that No Mercy Championship…and you could choose one person to defend it again, someone you have never fought in a one-on-one contest! Who would it be?”
“It doesn't really matter, I'll beat anyone and everyone. And I've already fought everyone who might matter. and some who definitely don't. But if you need a name, then I guess I'd fight the Chaotic champ Crazy Boy, just to show him what real wrestling is about and that his title means nothing.”
“Nice choice, definitely one I’d love to see. We’re onto the last question: What is your real name? Because Mikkel Seifer has announced it to be Christopher, but for a long time we thought it was Chris…what is it?”
“I'm a superstar, and if you will, an artist. I used to be Chris Kanyon, and it was short for Christopher. But now, I'm so big, I don't need two names. You say the word "Kanyon," you know that you're talking about me. So my stage name is just Kanyon. I mean, you don't think Mongo's real name is Mongo do you? Rage isn't really Rage. Mikkel Seifer can't be that guys real name, who would name there kid that? I'm "The MVP of XHF" Kanyon.”
“Alright, ladies and gentlemen! Please give a standing ovation for Christopher here, and thanking Christopher for giving us some of his time to come her and do an interview! Thank you, Chris, man! It was an honor!”
“Well, that about does it for the questions that were submitted…and I can’t really argue that you get the job done. Six championships? That’s amazing. I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head that has done that in XHF, held every single belt there…for the exception of the two new ones, and I don’t recall if you were a Tag-team Champion. That’s beside the point. Onto my questions: After what happened between GQ Money and Mikkel Seifer the other day, you’re going to be forced into a match this Friday to take on The Motor City Mafia while you have two people -- Obsidian and GQ Money -- strapped to your back! The current X*Crown Champion, and the essential final Hardcore Champion. Are you worried stepping into this match at all?”
“Jimmy, get your facts straight, I'm a two time tag-team champion. GQ got into a war of words that got me tied up, literally. It's a challenge, that's for sure. But not because of my opponents, it's because of having to literally carry my partners. I've beaten Steve before, I can beat him again any time I want one on one. As for the other guy, I don't consider the hardcore belt a real title. Just like the new chaotic one. That's "hardcore" wrestling, not real wrestling. I'm a real wrestler. And a real wrestler beats a chair swinger any day in a wrestling match. So to sum it all up for you, I'm too damn good to be worried.”
“For someone so good, you can’t even get my name right, Christopher. But let’s continue on with my questions! The next one is related to ‘Sexy’ Jason as the man who complained about his loss to Obsidian last Friday night on Gastro…but as you know, we can’t really change the record books. Karma even has a thing against it! If we can recall your loss to MGK a couple years back when you tried to erase his XHF World Championship win from the record books…it just wasn’t meant to be. But he boasted for a long time about a victory over someone you have to give some sort of respect to, that being Tara Fenix, after she got knocked out -- and when the tables turn on him, he complains about it. What are your thoughts on his complaint?”
“He's a hypocrite. And like I said before, a meat-head. I doubt if he can remember five minutes ago, let alone whenever he beat Tara by interference. I'll give Tara some respect, for a woman. As a woman, she's done all right. But a woman can never be as good as a man. I proved it when I was the first to give a woman a world title shot on PPV because T-Bird called me out. And she didn't get the job done. I've beaten Tara too. Then Tara went and beat a not-so great champ to win the title and bury it into the ground. Probably women problems, know what I'm saying? But she is betta than her ex-hubby, that trailer park trash Willy Spencer. Now that guy sucked, and wreaked. I hated wrestling him. I'll admit, I'm not a nice man, but half of wrestling is head games. I'll admit I interfered in Jason's match, but a loss is a loss. When it comes to our match however, the betta man will win, and that is undoubtedly me.”
“Well, I…kind of like William. Great guy, great wrestler! As you obviously know, you’ll be getting your No Mercy Championship shot at Supremacy and I’m kind of curious -- ever since you came back into the XHF, you were the reigning X*Crown Champion all the way to the Birthday Show where Reeshi finally defeated you. Do you have any intentions to get back into the X*Crown picture, or are you really wanting to get the No Mercy Championship?”
“I'm a twenty time world champion, of course I'll go and take my X*Crown back. Whenever I want it. But I see this No Mercy title and it's had some decent title holders. Former world champs like myself in Harold and Gravedigger. Two guys I'm way betta than, but they added some credibility. And now it's in Jason's hand, and who the hell is he? Whatever that belt meant, it lost it all when he got hold of the belt. XHF has been good to me for the most part, so it's only fair I give back. And the best way to give back is to take that No Mercy title and put it around the waist of the best wrestler ever. Firmly establish that belt as something worth winning. As well as establishing myself as the first ever Magnificent Seven Crown holder.”
“Well, I think Jason has been a pretty champion. Defended it at the start. If you win the championship, do you plan on defending it night in and night out? Something you didn’t do with the X*Crown.”
“Ha. Pshaw. Look Jose, I'm the biggest superstar of the XHF. Not just the best wrestler. I've got endorsement deals, I've got acting gigs. I'm giving XHF a bit of that spotlight by being here. I didn't even want to come back in the beginning, but Mongo begged me to bring my X*Crown back. I didn't need to prove jack because I was the champion for over a year. A star of my caliber should only wrestle on PPV, and I did. But the No Mercy title isn't a mix of world titles, it's one belt. And when I take it off Jason's hands, it's going to need to be rejuvenated. So if I have challengers crazy enough to take me on, then yeah, I might be forced to wrestle more often then just PPV.”
“That sure would be a treat for the fans! Well, say you do win that No Mercy Championship…and you could choose one person to defend it again, someone you have never fought in a one-on-one contest! Who would it be?”
“It doesn't really matter, I'll beat anyone and everyone. And I've already fought everyone who might matter. and some who definitely don't. But if you need a name, then I guess I'd fight the Chaotic champ Crazy Boy, just to show him what real wrestling is about and that his title means nothing.”
“Nice choice, definitely one I’d love to see. We’re onto the last question: What is your real name? Because Mikkel Seifer has announced it to be Christopher, but for a long time we thought it was Chris…what is it?”
“I'm a superstar, and if you will, an artist. I used to be Chris Kanyon, and it was short for Christopher. But now, I'm so big, I don't need two names. You say the word "Kanyon," you know that you're talking about me. So my stage name is just Kanyon. I mean, you don't think Mongo's real name is Mongo do you? Rage isn't really Rage. Mikkel Seifer can't be that guys real name, who would name there kid that? I'm "The MVP of XHF" Kanyon.”
“Alright, ladies and gentlemen! Please give a standing ovation for Christopher here, and thanking Christopher for giving us some of his time to come her and do an interview! Thank you, Chris, man! It was an honor!”
*Jason Labonte stands up from his stool and extends his hand out to Kanyon…*
“No problem Tom, it was great being here and wasting my superstar time.”
*Kanyon shakes Jason's hand and squeezes tightly. After the handshake, Kanyon exit’s the stage to a chorus of boos, as Jason Labonte laughs a little and stares directly into the camera again while clapping his hands together.*
“That was Christopher Kanyon, ‘The MVP of XHF’, and next week…I’ve got a treat for all of you. It’s going to be not just one person in the studios with me! We’re going to have the X*Crown Champion, ‘The Innovator of Awesomeness’ Steve Awesome, and one of the number one contenders, ‘The Biggest, Baddest Dog in the Yard’ Reeshi here to answer any and all questions! If you would like to submit a question, you all know the e-mail:
jasonlabonte@xhf.com.
Thank you for watching, you’ve all been great! See you next week!”
jasonlabonte@xhf.com.
Thank you for watching, you’ve all been great! See you next week!”
*Jason Labonte exits stage right as the audience is cheering for him, and we see an image that was displayed at the start of the show before finally closing.*